Entertainment : Battle for the Last Post!

Once I was with a friend and she bought $2 worth of gas.  I told her it was really white trash of her.  She found that offensive. 

I once bought $.87 worth of gas because that was all I could find in my floorboards.  One of those moments that makes me not nostalgic about college.

Drinking til I have to crawl on the floor to get places seems less and less awesome as the days go by.

Really wierd, but I don't really enjoy the thought of even drinking, but that is the only way I hang out with my friends. It's a sad sad life.

I like the thought of drinking.  I enjoy the thought of being drunk.  Actually drinking is grand.  Being drunk is another story.  I have to ask myself, why do I want to throw up, say stupid things, and have a headache in the morning on purpose?  For fun?  I can do those things without drinking. 

I tend to drunk call people at 3 in the morning when they have to work. It is quite fun...until morning.

I used to not get hangovers, but I'm not 16 anymore.

I went through a drunk dialing phase, I used to call my siblings, it was a strange time. I haven't drunk dialed anyone since the last time I drunk dialed my ex, and that didn't end well.

Drinking is fun! Just don't do it all the time. I'm almost... relaxed... sometimes when I drink. It doesn't happen all the time, and it's too weird for words. Unless I drink Tequila. When I drink tequila I go through a gamut of emotions rising to a panic attack and then I start to cry for no reason in the middle of the bar and it is even weirder. So, in short, when I drink I go all out and so... I don't drink all the time. It puts your guard down, I can't handle it. 

American Pickers is doing work in Kentucky, made me think of you guys. Probably the best non-history show on the History Channel.

Wow.

Sorry. 

I just...hate it sooooo much!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You are never to apologize. Anyone one here who doesn't check their emotions at the door needs to take a nice long drink of suck-it-the-F-up.

I believe we are intelligent enough to kow if someone is being spiteful and mean or just blowing off steam and using our God given right to write trashy romance novels.

No offense to those who write trashy romance novels. I hear you guys make good money.

Also, there's this chick with leopard spots tatood across her chest. She's like, a 6 tops, but the leopard spots probably bump her to an 8.

@jfdiaz - I have no idea what you are talking about.  Mostly ever.  But here specifically.

@everyone else - Because those guys are relly annoying.  When the skinny one laughs I want to kill him. And they think they are so clever.  I just hate them.  Okay?  I just do. 

At least a show about Newt I could be rightfully angry.  This is purely irrational.

Don't make me go into my Gingrich rant for all the world to see.  Because I will.  And I'm not a hippie.  I just recognize dick-ish behavior and bull shit when I see it. 

Bobby Darin. Well I want to be him. Ahem, I mean like him.

Liberals and conservatives are both money hungry. Problem is, the libs want to throw the money at other people for them to blow. 

Why does this thread dissolve into you guys talking about how fucking drunk you got in college?

Ha this is the party thread dude. I'm already drinking just talking about it.

The problem with corporations is, they are people.  And Mitt Romney is a serial killer. 

You shouldn't be mean to Mitt.  He's the only guy in the Repub talent pool that can wear a suit half as well as the president.

You are a very negative person.

What about a uniform. Do you have to be nice to them?

Answer: Wait for it.....wait....for....it.....No!

I do have a rule about active military.  I will not argue politics with them.  One way or the other, they have perspectives I simply do not have and I refuse to go there.  Even if they are very wrong. 

I've seen guys get completely brainwashed by the army, there are occassions when it can lead to, not just political, but total worldview and social shifts that I at least percieved as negative.

But I've also known members of the armed forces who were intelligent and thought for themselves. I love talking politics with people who think for themselves no matter what they believe.

I'm going to get in trouble but, Free Bradley Manning.

Yeah, it's not a discussion worth having. Like I said, I shouldn't have even brought it up.

But Avery seemed to think that everyone in the military thinks a certain way, and that guy does serve as a pretty pointed example that your job does not dictate your politics.

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