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Miss me some yellow jackets.
Were you a size zero too?
A kid who went to a different school than I did got scurvy in like 2001, he had a bet with his friend to see who could go longer eating only Kraft Dinner and drinking only beer. I forget how long it took, but his mum must have been proud.
I've become a regular at a certain diner. Bring that guy a coffee. He doesn't order food.
That was about *cough* seventy pounds ago.
People always talk about how much energy they had when they were younger. I think it was just all the speed we took.
Note to self: start taking speed again.
Well, my work here is done!
Speaking of speed. So my Breaking Bad t-shirt just came in the mail. It's the chicken brothers shirt. Walt and Jesse in chicken suits with LPH under it.
Oh my. That was funny. "HUGE SPIDER?"
Was it too much? Because I sort of felt like it was too much. But I saw it and I just thought of you guys....
Sometimes I have to stop and say, "Do your job." And then I remember to do my job.
Wow. Just wow.
Never too much cocaine.
you guys :P
The worst I've done is ketamine cut with aspirin. Gave me a fuckin headache.
That was a very nice cocaine montage. I wish I got into hard drugs, but as it is I'm stuck with alcohol and tobacco. I feel so ashamed. *slaps self in face* so pitiful....sniff sniff.
I got a serious question and don't know who to turn to. I asked Google and only found weird porn sites. I asked Yahoo and it said "Why the fuck are you still using me? Go ask Google!"
So here I am. Please help me out!
I want to know if squirrel's dream in cutting edge HD, LG quality, or in techno-colors?
HD. Squirrels have excellent vision. Therefore, I can only hypothesise, that they see with their excellent vision in their dreams, as well.
I roasted my first chicken last night. I am quite pleased with the results!
OMG! DETAILS PLEASE!
Is this some sort of north texas euphemism I'm not familiar with?
Pics or it didn't happen.
Pretty simple. Olive oil massage. Salt, black pepper, rosemary dry rub. My aunt got us this porcelain roaster that the chicken sits in and it has a reservoir that you can fill with beer or whatever (we used chicken stock because it's what we had on hand) that you stick up the chicken's butt. Went 15 minutes at 450 (which cracked the roaster--damnit), the another hour and a half at 375. Perfect. Fell right off the bone.
That sound yummy! I'd add lemon. I've never used a roaster like that though. I usually just shove random things into the cavity. Tarragon is nice too with chicken.
Tarragon! Excellent. I wanted to use chipotle, but the wife's stomach is a tad delicate lately so we're not doing much spice. And how would you add the lemon? Lemon wedges in the cavity, or rub the juice?
And you can make this kind of roaster with a baking pan and a can of beer.
Well, I will use one lemon cut in half. One half goes inside. The other half you slice and lay the slices on top of the chicken as it roasts. That way you get lemon, but it isn't overwhelming.
I'll try that.
I had no idea that you were like that? Noted.
What I like to do for lemony chicken is to mix fresh grated lemon zest in with butter, with a little salt and pepper, and then rub the lemony butter stuff between the skin and the meant, its kind of gross to do, to be honest, but it makes the skin SO CRISPY and buttery and the meat gets infused with lemons. Oh yeah and then the zested lemons just get sliced up and stuffed inside the chicken, and whatever's left throw around the bottom of the pan. I think I will make that next pay day. Yummy.
What is lemon zest?
You scrape the skin of the lemon. That's a zest.
Meat Seeker - Are you anywhere near the DC area and, if so, would you like to come and cook for me? ;)
Thank you!
And yet you did.
Oh my gosh. It's a chicken! I was being serious for once. I like to cook.
Popeye, I am nowhere near DC. Although one of my favourite girlfriends moved there, so I MAY visit at some point. But since I can't afford chicken except on a bi-monthly basis, I doubt that will be in the foreseeable future.
@Averydoll: But you did throw that out in a group of people who feel a literary license to take anything and warp it their own twisted means. I do apologize for twisting your words into something I found more entertaining. I will try and compose myself when anything else comes up.
Oh God, I couldn't keep a straight face any longer. No I won't. lol.
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I know Utah, I know.
I'll buy the chicken. You bring the zest.
@jfdiaz - did you write your story yet?
Hes getting drunk and choking girls this weekend. Im writing a 1000 words a night on my story, it is very Stephen King right now. I hope Mick didnt forget about our battle. Rough draft wed??
Yep, rough draft wednesday. For you.
I have my basic story done. But I'm worried it's a little corny right now. I'll be working on it.
I have yet to take off to begin my drinking tonight. In about 15-20 minutes. This site has me sucked in and I can't help but check it every three or four minutes. As for choking that is yet to be decided. I don't do it unless they ask me. Trying to stay away from that kind of stuff. I think it's too personal and should be left to the wedding night. lol
I have my outline down and working out how I want it to come across. Humor, drama, and horror are all on the plate for me right now. Since I'm military and I'm no stranger to this scenario I have conflicting views on how to tackle it.
@Utah - a bit late, but I was telling my husband about the chicken stuff last night and he said that I have never put tarragon on our chicken. We argued about it a lot. Because of course I KNOW what I do or do not put on my own chicken. He was right. It's thyme. I put thyme on it. Hope I didn't ruin any lives.
Usually it's the military wives who do the cheating while their husbands are away. I live near two military bases so I know the drill.
Sadly that is the truth of the matter. I am a victim of such a whore. You know when a unit deployed because the regular women at the bar change. Anyway...
UFC Fight tonight!!!
is pissed that there are three BfTLP clones..
I got banned from 7chan by asking how they were different from 4chan. I think the ban was the answer I was looking for.
Ugh gas prices. Have to pay for gas in nickles and dimes at this point. Oh wait, is the sky blue?!