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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce January 21, 2012 - 4:46pm

during a phone conversation, yeah. i hung up on him twice.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series January 21, 2012 - 5:07pm

Good on ya :)

 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce January 22, 2012 - 9:17am

Fun, fun. Today i went shopping with a crossdressing girl and I bought a leather jacket and a nice shirt for like $17

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated January 22, 2012 - 11:40am

I'm not nitpicking, just curious. Do you mean guy dresses like a girl or girl dresses like a guy? Does that mean 17 USD or 17 Pounds?

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce January 22, 2012 - 12:53pm

A girl who dresses occasionally as a guy. And when I do a dollar sign, I mean a dollar sign. It cost £13.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 22, 2012 - 3:33pm

That means its like 21 bucks or something American dollars.  The conversion rate is like 1.5 something per each American dollar.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated January 22, 2012 - 3:59pm

According to this random site I googled it comes out to 13.00 GBP = 20.2083 USD.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin January 22, 2012 - 4:31pm

It's dropped, it used to be like 2:1.

I used to make these jokes about converting all of my money to pounds sterling instead of gold in preparation for the collapse of the Federal Government.

Then pretty much all of the European currencies took a hit and those motherfuckers started rioting.

Switched to Yuan, but people still don't understand the joke. When the dollar collapses the Yuan will no longer float at "less valuable than the dollar." Whatever.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 22, 2012 - 9:56pm

I hate pennies.  We should abolish pennies and round out to the nearest 5 cents. No more, "It's 19.38 sir." Fuck you, "It's 19.40 or 19.45 but not 19.38!!!"

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Raelyn from California is reading The Liars' Club January 22, 2012 - 11:09pm

Danny, you'll like this video.

 

 

 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce January 23, 2012 - 2:23pm

I might want to get my ears peirced. Any advice?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 23, 2012 - 2:28pm

Go to the mall.  Make sure to use the antiseptic, and turn them every so often.  Go for it.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 23, 2012 - 8:02pm

@Raelyn--best video ever!!!  It perfectly explains why pennies must die!  I hate them so much!  Ugh.  I throw pennies in parking lots, I despise them.  They are worthless! I put that video on facebook.  Thanks lol

@Typewriter--penis piercing is the way to go. Right under the head, er, unless your not circumsized. I know you Brits tend not to do that.

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. January 23, 2012 - 8:07pm

I just sent a dong picture...

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce January 24, 2012 - 10:02am

Uncircumsised penises are weird and kinda gross.

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Uncircumcised penises are sooo European. Well anyway, I'd like to do a Glitteri sort of thing one day.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series January 24, 2012 - 5:13pm

All penises are weird and kinda gross... but they're more about function than presentation.

 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 25, 2012 - 1:48am

Some can be beautiful in their own mushroom headed way lol

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 25, 2012 - 7:19am

I can't agree to gross.  I've never seen one and thought, "gross". 

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series January 25, 2012 - 8:10am

I've seen some that have made me think 'gross' but luckily it's not that hard to hide them.

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Meh, it's finally not a sausage fest but I just log on to read about meat swords still...

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series January 25, 2012 - 11:53am

Hey if you invite girls to your party, they'll likely spend 90% of the time talking about penis.

*above statement may not be statistically accurate*

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 25, 2012 - 11:55am

Sausage fest lol

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce January 25, 2012 - 12:10pm

Do you like yours with mustard or ketchup?

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series January 25, 2012 - 12:15pm

Mayo.

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cosmo January 25, 2012 - 12:39pm

Cholulua>Chipotle Tabasco>Original Tabasco>Jalepeno Tabasco>>>the universe of all other condiments.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series January 25, 2012 - 1:08pm

I don't know that I'm ready to try Jalapeno Tabasco at my next sausage party... But it would be good on most anything else.

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Arden Byrne from The Great White Frozen North is reading The Lies of Locke Lamora January 25, 2012 - 9:14pm

No tabasco on the sausages, please.  It...makes my eyes water.  :D

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin January 27, 2012 - 8:25am

I think we should build a leggo bridge to the moon, and a Lego base at the other end of it.

The Chinese Lego engineers could never stand up to the American ones.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 27, 2012 - 8:38am

^^haha!  Remember that, when that happened?  That was pretty funny. 

memories.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin January 27, 2012 - 8:41am

Gingrich is trolling America again,

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 27, 2012 - 8:42am

Hug your babies tight. 

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin January 27, 2012 - 8:59am

Hide your kids, Hide your wife.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel January 27, 2012 - 9:16am

Who needs a drink after reading this non-sense. EVERYONE HERE!!! To the bar.......

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce January 27, 2012 - 12:26pm

fuck off. the battle shall NEVER cease.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 27, 2012 - 12:30pm

It's also not nonsense.  It generally all makes some sense.  Mostly.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin January 27, 2012 - 12:33pm

Motherfuckers show up on our forum out of nowhere and think that they're runnin the show, tryin to shut down our OT thread and shit.

Hide your kids, hide your wife.

But it wouldn't be a battle without a proper invasion.

Much love, I'll go review your stories as an act of goodwill, no offense.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin January 27, 2012 - 1:17pm

It seems that the Canadians are already ahead of us on the Leggo Bridge to the moon.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 27, 2012 - 1:34pm

I saw that this morning.  Oh, Canada...

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series January 27, 2012 - 2:16pm

Awww, I'm in Canada, and I can't even watch the video, sigh. Are we building lego to the moon or what?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 27, 2012 - 2:21pm

No, you sent a little lego man with a Canadian flag into space. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 27, 2012 - 2:30pm

Jfdiaz is the man, he gave me a good review...and he smells good.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce January 27, 2012 - 2:39pm

@aylee, for a body-based disease, this is something interesting to write about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrodysplasia_ossificans_progressiva

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series January 27, 2012 - 3:07pm

Whoa. We're awesome. Thanks for the update. I guess I should start paying attention to the news sometimes...

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 28, 2012 - 12:25pm

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 28, 2012 - 6:35pm

There is one important sentence in this, so if you don’t read it all, you’ll miss it!  Also – prize for person who guesses which one.
At this exact moment my temperature is 102.3.  Which is neat because my lucky number is twenty three, but I don’t know if it is a good omen for my health, or one that means I will soon be dead.  Either way.  You know what they say – sometimes dead is bettah.
Yes friends, I’m sick.  And not in a cute way.  I’m pretty certain I have contracted Captain Tripps.  The regular voice in my head, you know the sound of your own thinking?  Well, for some reason it is screaming in there.  I find it rude.  Also, the shadow from the shower head looked so much like a little demon hanging upside down that I was a little scared to close my eyes to wash my face.  I got soap in my eye.
And my back hurts. 
Anyway, if I die, you’ll know it by the way I never come back here.  Also, maybe check Facebook, because I feel like my mother in law would probably post something on my Wall about it, because she is a moron.  What was I saying?  Oh, when I die – Danny, you can have my psychosis story still.  Just make sure and say something nice about me – “she looked so normal” would be good. 
And about the prize…there is no prize.
 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 29, 2012 - 4:18am

I love that you mention me in your deathbed confession.  I'm touched.  Enjoy the fever!

PS.  Love the 'Pet Semetary' and The Stand references.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters January 29, 2012 - 10:17am

You should be touched. 

I lived.   Though I am still wandering the house like a geriatric patient, shuffling and scowling with my arms drawn up. 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce January 30, 2012 - 2:10pm

I hope you get well soon. Can't be sick on sumbission day!

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry January 30, 2012 - 2:22pm

Anybody here ever had a scrotal hernia?