I'll start —
No, I'm not god.
I watched this show called Wilfred last night, about a talking dog who may or may not be god.
It was a lot deeper than a show about stoners and talking dogs in suits had any right being.
I'm not "God"...like THE God. The God of Abraham or whatever.
But I think I'm probably a deity.
No, I'm not. But I appreciate you asking.
That was a joke. I feel like...maybe not everyone would get that.
I think you meant deity.
No, I'm not God. Or a god. Just some dude.
Speaking of Gods, I'm trying to find a cool myth to write modern day. Anyone?
I've been worshipped, but I'm no God.
Wow, that's pretentious as Hell, and a joke.
"RAY! When someone asks if you're a God, you say yes."
@Stacy - the great cattle raid (Irish: Táin Bó Cúailnge) could be a good gang warfare tale, if you're into petty disputes erupting into tidal waves of senseless violence.
@ Stacy - Persephone
Thanks J.Y., I love senseless violence in stories.
Thanks Avery, that's one of my favorites.
I think I've got one, now to write it.
Define god.
"RAY! When someone asks if you're a God, you say yes."
You win this thread.
I'm not God but He did try to kill me once.
You win this thread.
I'm a God. I'm not *the* God...I don't think.
For a second I misread the thread title and got really excited at the idea of a Judy Blume thread.
Let's make it one.
I loved Super Fudge!
I met Judy Blume in fifth grade when I won a writing contest.
I loved Ramona!
There were only three unequivocal no's, which means one of you guys are probably god.
Define god.
If I could define god, I could be god. [philosophical f-bomb]
I am God and I'm not modest about it. I'll smite you.
Did Judy Blume write Tales of the Fourth Grade Nothing? (Either too tired or too lazy to Google.)
BTW, I feel like I am the Goddess of Awesomeness. I'm just sayin'.
The little voices in my head tell me I am, but my therapist tells me otherwise. Which to trust....
Actually, Otis...I think you're tied with Gary...
I'm Mother Teresa.
@Stacy, should you be not entirely happy with your current myth, please write a Lysistrata. There can never be enough Lysistratas, more so when written by women.
LYSISTRATA:
There are a lot of things about us women
That sadden me, considering how men
See us as rascals.
CALONICE:
As indeed we are!
No I am not God. Although I understand we all look for God in everything, I don't think He will directly reply on a internet forum.
@Sparrow - I think you got it wrong. Did you mean, "I'm a god — I'm not the God, I don't think."
No. I meant what I said.
But thinking on it...if all it takes to be a god is faith in you as God...I'm probably doing okay. I have four pets and a toddler. Of course the toddler will sort out that Mommy=/=God sooner or later. But the dog? Loyal.
I saw God yesterday, and he let me pet his rat. He was nice and kind-hearted and performed excellent card tricks. Though I must say, his choice in wine was a bit off.
I write, therefore I'm god.
@Sparrow - So you weren't bring up Ground Hog Day?
My dogs think so. My cats and characters mock my perceived power. So perhaps a demi-god, as I have some devotees, but not a universal following. But then, who does, really?
Don't take my statement posted before this one tooo serieus (only a little bit.... :) )
I didn't want to add any comments with it, out of respect.
Thank you Freddie and Queen, for all the beautifull music ..............
@Sparrow - So you weren't bring up Ground Hog Day?
HA! Not intentionally, but you know...I've seen that movie so many times it is probably working behind the scenes in my subconcious.
I'll give you partial credit.
No, but I think I'm a Night Owl now.
