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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like April 12, 2012 - 10:34am

in which case the person would be a bit of a prick. Not that there's something wrong with that.

lol

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 12, 2012 - 12:25pm

@Liana bitterness would go along with it....when your heart is broke too many times that's what happenes. 

A bitter man drapes everything in tar.
While the cynic just adds another shade of black to the palette."

This is a pretty good line(s)...might just steal this. 

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch April 12, 2012 - 12:30pm

@Avery, a bit of a prick is much better than being too vulnerable, overly-optimistic, lacking self-confidence and being wussy. Why did I say "prick" though? Because that person would try to prove to others that their hopes and good intentions will not amount to much in the end, and will constantly try to burst everyone's bubble. But can one be a nice cynic too? Isn't that an oxymoron?

I haven't read much of the hard-core cynic philosophers though. Do existentialists count as somewhat cynical?

Ok, I have a lot of a romantic in me, constantly struggling against my acquired bitterness.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 12, 2012 - 12:34pm

" try to prove to others that their hopes and good intentions will not amount to much in the end, and will constantly try to burst everyone's bubble."

That sounds about right.  I'm a total downer. 

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch April 12, 2012 - 1:46pm

Anyone who disagrees with Avery raise your hand!

 

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like April 12, 2012 - 1:56pm

I think a "realist" could be a nice cynic.  One may be cynical and still offer viable positive alternatives to their targeted Pollyanna rather than spend time drizzling on parades.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 12, 2012 - 2:26pm

Anyone who disagrees with Avery raise your hand!"

We disagree so much, my hand being raised is implied. 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz April 12, 2012 - 2:39pm

I don't know who I am, that is why I still can't choose from the list.

I do know one thing though.

My Davery™ is in a good mood because I bought a ring for it.

But my Jumblies® aren't. They're swollen.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch April 12, 2012 - 5:38pm

And I did mean disagreeing about Avery being a downer. My hand is up! 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 12, 2012 - 6:27pm

LOL!  Liana has made me even more bitter! 

I'm gonna go eat a cupcake.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. April 12, 2012 - 6:29pm

A grapefruit rind flavored cupcake?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 12, 2012 - 6:41pm

I think that is probably what Anakin Skywalker ate right before he decided, fuck it, and turned to the dark side.

 

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch April 12, 2012 - 8:02pm

Avery, I was trying to poke you, to get you to say something cynical.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry April 12, 2012 - 9:11pm

You're also trying to poke Avery?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner April 13, 2012 - 1:08am

Well this just got interesting.....

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry April 13, 2012 - 5:14am

The plot does thicken.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters April 13, 2012 - 6:32am

Well, as a general hint, poking me will not make me say something cynical.

Well, it might. 

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch April 13, 2012 - 11:31am

I poke too delicately to elicit cynicism anyway. 

As for the poll I started, I am definitely an in-between one. When I become too romantic, I slap myself and say  what the hell are you hoping or dreaming of Liana?? Wake up. When I become too cynical I end by disgusting myself and I think, come on, you gave up on humanity already? Both extremes can be fixed with beer.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz April 13, 2012 - 12:01pm

Poke Harder®

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. April 13, 2012 - 12:09pm

Poker in the front, liquor in the rear.

Do I have that backward?  Of fuck, either way, I'm in.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz April 13, 2012 - 12:26pm

Woooo-hoooo!

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Felicity Jay from Norfolk, UK is reading The Informers by Bret Easton Ellis April 15, 2012 - 4:14am

I've drifted somewhere between the two for some time now, and I'd still call myself a cynic to a certain extent, but with romantic tendencies - I can't help it. My own personal outloook is often a cynical one, but ... I'm pulling out of the bitterness stage I was at a few years ago. My mother's outlook is incredibly romantic, and I can't really relate to it - some aspects I can, but as a whole, I can't, which is why I say I have romantic tendencies, but ultimately, I'm still a cynic to varying degrees. I do feel as though I drift some. Just, not always, and not an awful lot.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch April 15, 2012 - 1:06pm

I think it's healthy to be conflicted about it!

As for the poker business, Is it time for me to learn to bluff...?

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Dorian Grey from Transexual, Transylvania is reading "East of Eden" by John Steinbeck April 17, 2012 - 8:50pm

I'm sort of bi-polar, wavering between cynic and romantic.

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AddisonSmith June 7, 2012 - 5:30am

I fucking love Mattack's hair!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 7, 2012 - 5:31am

DAMMIT! MORE CYLONS! It's an invasion people! 

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Jack Campbell Jr. from Lawrence, KS is reading American Rust by Phillipp Meyer June 7, 2012 - 6:43am

I'm a divorced, single-father cop who grew up in a poverty-riddled rural area. All the buildings were decaying and falling down, sort of like the people. My writing borders on nihilism, at least on the surface.

I would say I am a cynic who wants desperately to be a romantic, but can't quite believe in it.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 7, 2012 - 6:52am

That was beautiful, Chip.

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Jack Campbell Jr. from Lawrence, KS is reading American Rust by Phillipp Meyer June 7, 2012 - 6:56am

I wanted it be beautiful, but didn't quite believe it. :p

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Mike Adam from Toronto, Canada is reading Wytches Vol. 1 June 7, 2012 - 1:56pm

I wake up every morning with a rock-hard erection, but I'm distrustful of all women who wear large sunglasses, so you tell me.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch June 7, 2012 - 3:05pm

I would think being romantic would be a little dangerous for a cop. Well, I mean in situations that require you to be a cop.

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Jack Campbell Jr. from Lawrence, KS is reading American Rust by Phillipp Meyer June 7, 2012 - 3:58pm

Unfortunately, thinking like a cop can be dangerous in situations where you need to act like other things, like a husband. Which is probably why so many of us are divorced. It's hard to turn off.

That's what I mean when I say I want to be a romantic. I want to be optimistic and expect the best out of people. Unfortunately, like I said, I don't believe it.  I generally carry a gun, I size up any stranger that seems to be approaching me, and I hate sitting in any bar or restaraunt with my back towards a large group of people.

I think I have gotten better at turning it off a little bit at home, at least. And my girlfriend is good about letting me pick what side of the table I want to sit on. In exchange, I try hard to be a romantic within the relationship, even if I can't be a true romantic, character-wise.

 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human June 27, 2012 - 2:36am

I'll murder your family, robot.

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life June 27, 2012 - 1:13am

You mean:

I'll murder your family, robot.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human June 27, 2012 - 2:36am

What're you talking about?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 27, 2012 - 4:13am

The Borg, they're back

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 27, 2012 - 4:57am

Ugh.  I just accepted a friend request from that bot.  I swear, I have to stop blindly accepting these things. 

 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry June 27, 2012 - 5:21am

Well, you better tell you new friend bye bye.  He's on the Kirk-list now.

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Jack Campbell Jr. from Lawrence, KS is reading American Rust by Phillipp Meyer June 27, 2012 - 7:03am

The robot didn't ask me to be friends. :(

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human June 30, 2012 - 12:49am

Me neither. It seems Avery attracts robots also.

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Michael J. Riser from CA, TX, Japan, back to CA is reading The Tyrant - Michael Cisco, The Devil Takes You Home - Gabino Iglesias June 30, 2012 - 2:18am

It didn't ask me either. Which might be why I'm a bitter prick.

Or maybe that's my love life. I'll abstain from the life story, but suffice it to say I'm divorced, involved in a very complicated relationship that by all rights should be incredibly simple and obscenely functional (and really is in most ways), mostly because of the ongoing complicated relationship with my best friend, a beautiful woman I got romantically involved with after the divorce and was loved by into an absolute state of happiness and healing and then shredded by to the point of being perpetually drunk for 6 months while smoking a pack and a half a day for the better part of a year. But we're still best friends. Because of this, I harbor the most ridiculously romantic notions about what two people can mean to each other, even to the point of being "soulmates", and I believe these things in the right moments with absolute certainty. I simultaneously believe with irreversible conviction that love is a gigantic lie, the equivalent of a cleated combat boot with the foot of God inside it pressing down constantly one's genitals. And when I'm really feeling like a bitch, I believe it's not this complicated for everyone and some people actually manage to find happiness and lasting satisfaction in a relationship. Very rarely, but sometimes, I even believe I'll get over it all and figure out how to live properly again.

There was a point when the dark thoughts sent me to the bottom of any bottle I could find. Now I just sort of deal with it. But I really am a hopeless romantic in a lot of ways, and I sort of don't know how to deal with being alone. I never have. I've rarely pursued love, it's just always had a tendency to find me, I gather mostly so it could squeeze my heart into a bile-ridden pulp. My current girlfriend is, like my best friend, someone I've known and been close to for over half my life, and I'm really grateful for her. I don't deserve her on any level whatsoever. And it's a miserable thing that I can't be a better companion to her than I am. I don't know why she puts up with me.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated June 30, 2012 - 5:22am

That's a lot to say you had a bad break up.

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Michael J. Riser from CA, TX, Japan, back to CA is reading The Tyrant - Michael Cisco, The Devil Takes You Home - Gabino Iglesias June 30, 2012 - 2:33am

If that's really all I managed to get across there, I must seriously question the validity of my pursuing writing as a career.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated June 30, 2012 - 5:19am

If that's all it takes to get you to seriously question it, I've under estimated mine.

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Jack Campbell Jr. from Lawrence, KS is reading American Rust by Phillipp Meyer June 30, 2012 - 6:00am

Game. Set. Match.

I was a romantic, but I fell into that whole falling in love with friends thing WAY too many times. I always ended up their friend and they always ended up uninterested and not wanting to break my heart, which only broke it harder.

Then, I got cynical, and decided it wasn't worth trying. I gave up on trying to be friends with women I was interested in. I was a bit of a prick sometimes and just relatively uncaring. Ironically, that made them more attracted to me. Not sure how that works. I love women, but goddamn if they aren't complicated sometimes.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 30, 2012 - 6:01am

"I always ended up their friend and they always ended up uninterested and not wanting to break my heart, which only broke it harder."

For reals.

I don't understand why people can't just be sincere and brutally honest.  I DO IT!  I hate the idea of someone dragging shit on just because they don't have the guts to end it when they should have. 

 

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated June 30, 2012 - 6:02am

I'm of the mind set that trying to be friends makes you come across a lot more Luke Skywalker, and not willing to be friends makes you come across a lot more Han Solo. Just my two cents.

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underpurplemoon from PDX June 30, 2012 - 8:06am

I was a romantic, but I fell into that whole falling in love with friends thing WAY too many times. I always ended up their friend and they always ended up uninterested and not wanting to break my heart, which only broke it harder.

I'm still a romantic, even though I shouldn't be. Basically, this woman that I liked had my BFF called me and she was drunk. She told me that she was interested, really interested. We talked for about ten minutes and told her that I would cherish that brief moment in time with her even if it only was a phone call. So, she's straight when she's sober and she's bi when she's drunk. It doesn't matter how she feels about me, it won't change how I feel about her. I told her that I could have a sex change if she wanted me to. She said no, of course. Lol. My BFF told me that she's not good enough for me and that I'm too good for her. And she's like his BFF too. Well, I've moved on, well, I shouldn't have even started. I told him that I was sort of waiting for the alluring enchantress, but it's rather difficult when no one believes your feelings as being real.

 

The alluring enchantress hasn't logged in for a while now. Of course, it's summer so it makes sense. When it's nice out, I wouldn't want to be connected to the Internet. I've gone in and out of her life online like crazy. Every time she'd acknowledge my existence. Women are hard to tell regardless of online or in real life. Why can't people say what they want? I hate guessing, but I keep on doing that because I know women all too well. I end up sabotaging all "ships" because I just care too much for people regardless of how they feel and how I feel about them. I'm learning to be more selective because I'm one of those goody-goodys that don't know any better.

Sorry folks. Need to focus on one story now. I don't know why I wanted to write someone else's story other than my own. That was stupid and exhausting. No secrets. No more based on someone else's love story. No more protecting the alluring enchantress. Well, I can't help it. I want to be good enough for her and not stray, but temptation is everywhere!

I don't know if Matt Attack is reading this thread...sorry dude, still working on the word economy thing. Really hard 'cause when I get passionate about certain subjects, I go all out!

I think this should be my last posting of the day. This will be good for me. It's like drinking and not getting too drunk. Addiction controlled. End of rant.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 30, 2012 - 9:06am

I don't know if Matt Attack is reading this thread...sorry dude, still working on the word economy thing"

 

Clearly not. Here I'll summarize your points. 

 

My best friend and I like each other, but it's weird.  I just sabotage myself. I'm a people pleaser because I am kind of lonely. I'm trying to develop a more selective and independent side. 

 

 

THE END

 

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. June 30, 2012 - 9:17am

You forgot "... like a goddamn idiot."