Anything random as long as its funny

Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 3, 2012 - 4:36pm

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 3, 2012 - 5:39pm

R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 3, 2012 - 6:22pm

Ash from the dark ghoulish woods creaking just outside the unhinged door, the macabre biting at the heels. is reading Our Tragic Universe February 3, 2012 - 6:24pm

haha R.moon thats some crazy wood

R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 4, 2012 - 12:13am

For anyone who watches The Big Bang Theory or Two and a Half Men, or any other Chuck Lorre production...

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #270

Jillian had a urinary tract infection... again.

That sentence appeared in my head a few days ago, just as you see it above. I have no idea what it means, other than the obvious, and I don't know anyone named Jillian. Regardless, I thought it'd be interesting to begin a vanity card with it and just see where it goes.
Jillian had a urinary tract infection... again. Her doctor liked to abbreviate the condition to UTI. She liked to abbreviate it to TMH - Too Much Humping. Regardless, the road back to vaginal happiness was always the same: cranberry juice and abstinence. Thankfully, her boyfriend, Dudley, was always very understanding. He'd just smile, hold her in his arms and say, "Well, babe, when one door closes, another one opens up." She'd always giggle and blush when he'd say that, but deep down she wished she had the courage to cover his mouth and nose with a chloroform-soaked rag, and then, while he was unconscious, snip off his testicles with the little scissors she uses to groom her schnauzer.

All of which explains why the next sentence popped into my head recently.
Nobody sang Bee Gees songs on karaoke night like Dudley.

nathaniel parker from Cincinnati is reading The Dark Tower ~ King February 4, 2012 - 10:07pm

I was just thinking of this today; what if we had dropped the A-Bomb on Germany to end WWII, rather than Japan. What would a German Godzilla look like?

I think it would be a lot hairier. And probably have a wicked axe.

Mern from Onion Creek, Washington State is reading Badge of Honor Series February 5, 2012 - 4:40am

Well, she's not too hairy but she does look like she can use that axe....

nathaniel parker from Cincinnati is reading The Dark Tower ~ King February 5, 2012 - 11:59am

Oh man, her 30 stories tall, raining down terror on Berlin. It's beautifully Freudian!

Now to get Werner Herzog to direct.

PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 5, 2012 - 12:03pm

PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 5, 2012 - 12:05pm

Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 5, 2012 - 12:34pm

<------You see my picture? That's my "O" face.

Mern from Onion Creek, Washington State is reading Badge of Honor Series February 5, 2012 - 12:37pm

Wow! What a great acid poster! Mr. Parker: I could only draw her so tall as the paper. And sorry, but to add armpit hair was beyond me :) Who would be the HUGE lucky starlet to take on her role???

R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 5, 2012 - 2:27pm

@Panda: Freakin' awesome poster!

aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 5, 2012 - 3:05pm

R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 5, 2012 - 3:05pm

Man, that's scary... They even have the same neck...

Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 5, 2012 - 4:30pm

Now we know what Arnold saw. I no longer blame him...as much.

aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 5, 2012 - 4:34pm

Since I gay up most of the threads, here is something for your pleasure and amusement!

aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 5, 2012 - 4:38pm

Or these:

now these look natural!

PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 5, 2012 - 5:02pm

I SEE NOTHING! My browser?

aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 5, 2012 - 5:11pm

must be your browser, is parental controls on? Your Mom/wife make it boob proof

Limbless K9 from Oregon is reading Wraeththu February 5, 2012 - 5:14pm

Limbless K9 from Oregon is reading Wraeththu February 5, 2012 - 5:16pm

Limbless K9 from Oregon is reading Wraeththu February 5, 2012 - 5:17pm

PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 5, 2012 - 5:20pm

It's working now. I refreshed it.

PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 5, 2012 - 5:23pm

Mern from Onion Creek, Washington State is reading Badge of Honor Series February 5, 2012 - 9:49pm

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Then there would be world chaos--everyone getting the munchies at the same time! Can you imagine the horror? Power overloads (microwaves use), traffic jams, no parking spots at the mini marts, fights over the last bag of Cheetos in the city, etc.......

aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 5, 2012 - 9:50pm

Where the heck is Onion Creek? I'm in Port Orchard, WA

R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 5, 2012 - 9:52pm

Can you imagine how that would affect the people of Ethiopia?

Mern from Onion Creek, Washington State is reading Badge of Honor Series February 5, 2012 - 10:06pm

That question has been asked over one million times! No, not really. Although it is asked a lot. Onion Creek is not a town or incorporated anything. It is just a huge country area. I always tell people I live 100 miles north of Spokane, 15 miles east of the Columbia River, and 30 miles south of the Canadian border in a house almost exactly in the middle of twenty beautiful acres with a trillion dollar view. We are not necessarily on the Washington state maps, although we usually are on the BC maps (shortcut to Canada, don' ya know? )

Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 5, 2012 - 10:59pm

R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 5, 2012 - 11:08pm

^ Haha!

R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest February 5, 2012 - 11:13pm

Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 5, 2012 - 11:25pm

PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 5, 2012 - 11:42pm

How did they get that cat to hold a sign?

nathaniel parker from Cincinnati is reading The Dark Tower ~ King February 6, 2012 - 1:30am

Is there no way to direct quote specific posts here?

That Maria Shriver one is treading dangerously close to Predator-ville!

postpomo from Canada is reading words words words February 6, 2012 - 5:27am

avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 6, 2012 - 5:55am

...because cats don't have thumbs...

Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 6, 2012 - 8:56am

@ Postpomo: Awesome, simply awesome.

This is for Averydoll. Let me know...

Just kidding, I would never promise such a thing.

. February 6, 2012 - 8:58am

Women's basketball.

avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 6, 2012 - 9:11am

@jf - no, just no.

Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 6, 2012 - 9:14am

Have I made you oddly uncomfortable yet? And by the way, thank you again for showing me how to post pictures.

avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 6, 2012 - 9:31am

You are welcome. And no, I rarely get uncomfortable because of things people say on the internet.

PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 6, 2012 - 9:33am

. February 6, 2012 - 9:52am

^ Now thats what I call a money shot! haha. Okay, I'm done posting for the day.

PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 7, 2012 - 1:06am

avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 7, 2012 - 5:55am

Well, St. George killed all the dragons.

postpomo from Canada is reading words words words February 7, 2012 - 6:58am

St Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland.

avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 7, 2012 - 7:11am

I watched The Last Unicorn on DVD last weekend.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 7, 2012 - 9:45am

I killed the last unicorn.

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