I'm V.R. Stone - not my real name, but that is my real eye, the good one.
I'm a long-time lurker and, having read every craft essay on the site and written one terrible novel (I stole the plot from The Firm and inserted a lot of sex), I'm now on the third draft of what I hope is a less terrible novel. It's a noir/psychological/crime/suspense/literary thriller that will need a more precise genre definition before being submitted anywhere. It's the story of... well, you can read the first chapter in the Workshop submissions. *SPOILER ALERT* some people die, some don't.
I like long walks in the countryside, apples and hip restaurants. Actually, I hate all those things.
I look forward to making you laugh, cry and request that the mods ask me to leave.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome to the pit.
THE FIRM would be a wonderful title for a gay porn movie. Especially if it used the plot from THE FIRM and 'inserted' (wink wink) a lot of sex. Hot. Gay. Sex.
Where was I? Oh, right, welcome to the LitReactor, where the sex is hot and gay, except when Bekanator writes it.
Your wish is my command.
Welcome.
Now please leave.
Gee, now I'm not a person. Thanks.
Why does new guy have to leave?
Why is Dwayne now not a person?
Why do people read, write, and tape sex instead of just having sex?
Oh, who cares. I have wine. :p
Why does new guy have to leave?
No one listens to Utah.
Why is Dwayne now not a person?
Well it seems PEOPLE waited until Christmas and I posted on the 13th.
Why do people read, write, and tape sex instead of just having sex?
People are lazy.
Oh, who cares. I have wine. :p
And not just the drink!
What was that, I was to busy crying.
Why is Dwayne now not a person?
Dwayne has never been a person. He is, and always has been (well, for the course of his life, not necessarily forever) a dog with Asperger's Syndrome.
I'd remind everyone to be nice, but he wouldn't notice.
We have been over this Utah. I could be a dog, I could have Asperger's Syndrome, but not both.
I don't think it's wise to credit a dog with Asperger's Syndrome with being an expert on dogs with Asperger's Syndrome.
Someone hates it when I'm right.
That would be God. That's why He makes you never right.
Maybe a better change to my dad, than what they did to the firm. I ended up laughing out loud in that one. I haven't read it yet, so I wouldnt know.
Someone's megalomania is acting up.