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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series December 23, 2011 - 2:27pm

I  have an activity I like to do when I'm bored. I like to write short (sometimes erotic) stories where each word starts with the next letter of the alphabet. It gets really hard right around U, and almost invariably involves at least one charater named Xavier, but the confines make it fun...

example:

Abrasions, bruises, cervical damage... Eventually, fucking gets hard. In Jersey, Kayla lays motionless. No other pussy quite revealed such trauma. Unlike vaginas without xanthoma, your zeal automatically becomes comatose.

...and so on. 

I know it's no Parcheesi, but give it a shot, and post what you come up with!

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin December 23, 2011 - 3:34pm

Although Bradley claimed disbelief, every friend got hints. "I just know," Lisa mentioned nervously, over peas. Questionable reactions started there.

Under vile, wicked xenomancy, your zest abolished, Bradley caught damning evidence for guilt he inheirited.

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Not even a little sexy, I'll be honest. But it's a start.

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson December 23, 2011 - 5:32pm

And babies could dangle erections, from gaping holes if Janet kilborn let me notify oppressive police. Quandaries rendered Sammy totally, utterly, vexed with xenophobic young zebras.

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Bruno Hat from Glasgow, Scotland is reading writing and arithmetic December 23, 2011 - 6:19pm

A boy can't dick every fucking girl however I just knew last Monday Natalie O'Donnell (partner Quentin Richards) salivated totally, urgently, violently, with XXX yearning.

Zorro.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters December 23, 2011 - 6:30pm

"Zorro."

Love it.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series December 23, 2011 - 11:14pm

Awesome! You guys are way better at this than I am.

 

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. December 23, 2011 - 11:18pm

Anal blowouts, can damper every fucking good hour in Jersey. 

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin December 23, 2011 - 11:20pm

lmfao.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. December 24, 2011 - 2:04am

Asphyxiation bored Chris, Dan enjoyed fucking Gregory hard in juicy k-holes, licking my naughty open pustules.  Quite rested, Steven talked undulating variations:  xenophobic yearning zestfully.

 

Abortion bothered Chris.  Daria exited Family Genesis hand in Jeremy's kind, loving mandibles.  Never offering pleasantries, queer resolutions staggered tumuluously uninviting vaginal x-rays, Yorick zig-zagging apologetically.

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postpomo from Canada is reading words words words December 24, 2011 - 9:03am

A brain challenge, demanding elegant form, germane handling, insight, just keeps lengthening my nonsensical offered prose. Quit? Really? Sorry. That undermining villainy Xs your zeal.

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 9, 2012 - 8:05am

“Ask Bill?”
“Can’t do enough fucking goddamn heroics ...”
“I just –“
“Killed lil’ Maryanne?”
“No!”
“Oh, please...quit rationalizing. Stop. The undertaker verified with x-rays. Yeah. Zilch.”

(in NO WAYS erotica)

(but I wonder what proceeded and comes after this conversational snippet - cool exercise)

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 9, 2012 - 11:58am

That is awesome boone.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 9, 2012 - 12:30pm

Anne buried cats, Dave excavated felines, Gunter had intended juxtaposing kittens. Losing more new ocelots purposely. Quality reproduction sometimes turned utterly voracious. Winston's xylophone yielded zealously.

(I don't know where I was going with that last sentence.)

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 10, 2012 - 2:43am

Amazing, Beth cooed deciding enough fucking. Gregory hastened injection justifying kind language. Madeline Nymph opened Patrick's quizzical rectum surveying the undercarriage. Very wasted Xi yodeled zealously against being cock driven even forgetting giving Hope intense jurisdiction. Kinky ladies manage necrophilia orgy party quests surprisingly. Tailor uses Vanities wax xylophones yeast zucchini.

I think I'm done for now.

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Nighty Nite from NJ is reading Grimscribe: His Lives and Works February 10, 2012 - 3:07am

Ants began chewing dick. Ed fucked, gyrating his inches. Jerking, kicking, laughing.  Many nights of pain quickened resistance, stamina. Then, under various workers, xanax yielded zzz's. 

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 10, 2012 - 8:55am

I think that "Yeast Zucchini" might be one of the grossest terms I have ever heard. Although I'm not sure I know why. *shudder*

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 10, 2012 - 9:10am

"Another belt can't do evil."  Fred grimaced, having initially juiced Kaopectate liquor.  "My neighbor often poses, quietly reclined so the upshot view wakes xenophobes' yucky zoological atrocities." 

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 11, 2012 - 2:18pm

“A beatific concerto, daring experimental flights giving heavenly instrumental joyousness, karmic loveliness, musical nirvana, pleasure’s quintessence,” reviews stated. Truly, unprecedented verbiage! Xerothermic, your zeal...
Zitherists yowling, xylophonists whanging, violinists unorthodoxly twiddling strings – really quite pretentious, obstreperous noise – making loathsome kaleidoscopic jangling – infernal hullabaloo – god-awful, fearsome ear-rending dins – cringing, Boone absconds.

(sometimes I'm more of a f*ck-rounder than a writer....)

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 11, 2012 - 8:19pm

Holy hell. I've never even considered going backwards. Mind = Blown.