Hello all,
I've been a lurker at the Cult for years, but I have just signed up here because I hope to someday be a functioning member of society, and I heard that LitReactor members are model citizens.
My name is Michael and I make videos about books I like and post them to my website Wing Chair Books.
Anyway, I just wanted to say hello. I'm excited to have found more victims to talk at about books and writing.
Cheers,
Michael
Hello Michael.
Welcome Michael. Favorite alcoholic beverage?
Cool videos Mike. Watched the one on in the blind. Gonna have to go read it now that you likened it to Contortionist and Survivor.
Thanks for the rec and welcome.
Top 3 musical artists that you write too?
Hi Michael. Welcome.
Where did you hear that Litreactors are model citizens? You need to upgrade your sources, man, we're the bad guys!
Welcome from another newb. I love it here already.
I love the Mountain Goats. Good taste. Welcome!
@maf:
Zazen is really good. Prescient is the best term I can think of to describe it.
I don't know if you have seen Vanessa's blog post, but it is quite telling.
You've never drunk alcohol at 23!? I'm not sure how to feel about that but welcome and may we have our brains raped by your words and like wise rape yours.
I agree with the other newbies, it's awesome here! Welcome Michael and Dave
@Dave-How are you liking Damned/The Road?
@Michael-love the site man, I'm just about to check out the music section.
Hope to read more stuff from the both of you soon
are you a virgin too, maf? Because that would just be a tragedy with that face.
So many books I haven't heard of! I marked your blog so I can steal ideas for readin'.
Welcome! But I think you'll be disappointed If you are looking for model citizens.
Good on you for not drinking. I'm trying to give up. You know when you drink too much of a drink and can't touch it ever again? Well that's how I intend to give up, I intend to drink way too much of all of em. Except Eggnog, which, if you ask me is the cunt of all drinks. Who the fuck thought "I want an omellete, but I also want some booze... I know, egg booze" You know what Eggnog is? Elf cum. You might as well pour it on your back and slap yourself on the ass.
Hello by the way.
Elf cum
hahaha. I'm going to offer family members Elf cum now on Christmas.
I have always hated eggnog. Ugh. Btw, I got skyrim for Xmas early. Yay!
What I lack in booze and smoking, I make up for in sex ;)
Well that's all very well and good if you are not a fat-titted chinless nothing like me. No woman could ever cum with my hairy tits and nipples like a gorlilla's knuckle slapping her face. I drink cos I don't get any. That reminds me, a question for you lot. Is it still considered rape if the dog is wagging it's tail?
@Jonny
I would use the same theory i do with everything else, if there's a hole it's my job to fill it.
...or violently stretch it, till it fits, then fill it.
That's the only problem with small breeds, so much knife work but their just so damn cute!
I actually heard that everyone here was a supermodel.
Well, some of us are beautiful enough to be super models, but do things that disqualify us from the profession, like eat and think.
My cat is high on catnip.