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underpurplemoon from PDX May 21, 2012 - 10:27am

Gawd, I need something more uplifting...enjoy!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 21, 2012 - 5:20pm

I'm not sure what the desired effect of this video was...but it just sort of convinced me to move.

I mean, no.  Best town on Earth. 

If this doesn't count as a gem, I'm at a loss.

 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz May 21, 2012 - 7:20pm

He-he. Cotton Candy Trees.

I like the Tori Amos remix.

And this:

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 21, 2012 - 7:17pm

Treats. They are treats,

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz May 21, 2012 - 7:22pm

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin May 22, 2012 - 9:02am

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like May 22, 2012 - 9:59am

^ I can totally relate.  Minus the girls.  And the lazy.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 23, 2012 - 6:19pm

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin May 23, 2012 - 10:05pm

@JY: Yeah, I kind of look at that video as a hilarious indictment of capitalism. I'm sure the harp seal works hard, he just doesn't have a job, he doesn't work for someone else, he works on his own shit. It's somewhat easier than working on someone else's grandiose schemes. And so the capitalists call him lazy. Because he is not a slave.

And also, he doesn't even have a camera or a jacket. He has no material possessions. He's like, some sort of commie... or maybe the Harp Seal is Jesus.

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underpurplemoon from PDX May 23, 2012 - 11:07pm

Nick! I LOVE the "Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job" song! It made my day! Thank you!

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underpurplemoon from PDX May 24, 2012 - 12:35am

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 24, 2012 - 3:59am

Ahhhhhhhh

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voodoo_em from England is reading All the books by Ira Levin May 24, 2012 - 5:55am

Never gonna know you now, but I'm gonna love you anyhow

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 24, 2012 - 6:10am

I still say this is his best song. 

 

Its a comedy of errors, you see
Its about taking a fall
To vanish into oblivion
Is easy to do

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voodoo_em from England is reading All the books by Ira Levin May 24, 2012 - 6:22am

There are some nice alternative lyrics in the early version:

"And I cried a sea when you talked to me,

The day you said we were through"

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics May 24, 2012 - 6:27am

Ok, this is a gem that you can't deny just punches you in the gut in the best way possible...

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 24, 2012 - 7:35am

@voodoo_em - I love that first Elliott Smith you posted.  I'd not heard it.  Thanks!

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voodoo_em from England is reading All the books by Ira Levin May 24, 2012 - 8:43am

@Avery - yes, it's rather beautiful :)

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 25, 2012 - 2:36am

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts May 26, 2012 - 1:01pm

Since there's already a lot of Elliott Smith talk in here and I've been on a huge Big Star kick lately

 

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h. l. nelson from Austin, TX is reading Carlos Castaneda May 26, 2012 - 10:00pm

This is an awesome band. I can't stop listening to their songs! http://heirtomadness.com/

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 27, 2012 - 4:16am

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin May 27, 2012 - 12:17pm

Who says Ras Kass don't spit fire?
He a liar! That's like your favorite rap star sayin they gonna retire!

Haliburton workers make 14 thousand dollars a month.
Privates earn 13 G's a year.

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voodoo_em from England is reading All the books by Ira Levin May 28, 2012 - 6:15am

Smashing Pumpkins: Mayonnaise acoustic taken from the Vieuphoria DVD

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 30, 2012 - 11:26am

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life May 30, 2012 - 5:26pm

One of my favorite songs by one of my favorite bands (from way back when I enjoyed getting kicked in the face at shows); and also very appropriate right now:

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 31, 2012 - 5:27am

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misskokamon from San Francisco is reading The Moonlit Mind May 31, 2012 - 12:58pm

This is less a musical gem, and more a visual WTFery. 

Am I trolling? Maybe. But I'm not lying when I say I saw these guys live once.

I might have shared this with ya'll before. Regardless... there is more where that came from.

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life May 31, 2012 - 11:06pm

Alkaline Trio - the only band in in the world worthy of stabbing myself with thousands of inky needles. With Tegan Quin - an angel.

Are you alright?

 

And just in case you haven't heard Tegan and Sara (shame on you):

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 2, 2012 - 2:16am

80's update!

 

When I was a kid, I remember this being the wedding song for a year. Even then I thought, why? It is about a stalker. 

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Marius Hjelseth from the frozen Norwegian tundra is reading Gomorrah June 2, 2012 - 4:37am

I am obligated to spread the word of Kaizers Orchestra as far as the internet allows. So her is Tusen Dråper Regn (A Thousand Drops of Rain)

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin June 2, 2012 - 11:21pm

"I say your Uncle was a dirty French Canadian.
And he was gutshot running gin."

EDIT: Dammit though, 27 days early... 

Ok, how about I add on the most elaborate "Your Momma" joke ever recorded...

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life June 2, 2012 - 11:28pm

@Marius - Kaiser's Orchestra is pretty good, even though they are dirty cunty hipsters and I would like to punch their singer in the face.

@Nick, 2009 called, they want their shitty Americana back. Nah, just fucking with you, Decemberist's are just super.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin June 2, 2012 - 11:42pm

whatever man, 2009 was a pretty good year for me.

It was just so great back in the days of '09, you young uns will never understand how different things were back then.

This was before the Boehner Administration, mind you.

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life June 2, 2012 - 11:45pm

Yeah, 09 was the true nadir of black-dyed fedora's, and that is a Good Thing. Everyone should just listen to TMBG and be happy. Except for Nick. he should live out his days as a middle manager, angry that younger folk are promoted above him. "Godammit, I deserve respect!" carved on his tombstone.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like June 3, 2012 - 8:56am

The Decemberists?  The Decemberists are a lukewarm hodge-podge of more distinct acts.  There are several bands that all do what they do and better.  REM come to mind; not a popular choice these days, but I stand by them: they can out-jangle and out-rock the Decemberists anyday.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin June 3, 2012 - 10:17am

To paraphrase from Sartre, Hell is other people's taste in music.

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I hate almost every song on this thread that I did not personally link, but you don't see me talking about how trite and worn out the concept of heavy metal is. Or complaining about you guys' crappy hardcore/emo bullshit.

But REM is cool, fine, I'll give you that REM is cool.

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I already have my tombstone, Barr, I sometimes us it to prop the door open when I have company. It says "Paranoia is just having all the facts."

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin June 3, 2012 - 10:33am

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like June 3, 2012 - 10:35am

I didn't mean it personally.  I'm just old enough to have already heard Decemberists' and Arcade Fire's predecessors, so bands like that seem redundant to me.  But it's just taste, as you and Sartre said.

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life June 3, 2012 - 11:15am

Ugh, I should stop posting stuff whilst under the influence of the demon Rum. Anyway, it's annoying how emo used to mean something, and now is just a dismissive catch-all to denote some kind of teeny-bopper thing. Alkaline Trio isn't 'emo'. Rites of Spring is emo! Dag Nasty is emo! The Get Up KIds are (2nd generation) emo! Sheesh. 

And while the 'concept' of metal might be trite, I don't listen to concepts, I listen to music. And paraphrasing Sartre (next semester you can treat us to some Camus references) while calling something trite is hysterical. Oh, right, you did it ironically, so it's all good then. 

Here, NIckie, enjoy some good hip hop:

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin June 3, 2012 - 11:18am

I don't have any personal problem with you Barr, but if you feel as though there is some score you need to settle you can always meet me Beyond the Thunderdome and we can take care of things like grown ups.

I assume you're still butthurt about me calling you out on that crappy review.

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life June 3, 2012 - 11:27am

Let's measure penes instead!

You calling me out on my review is the reason I know who you are, but I don't think I have anything against you in particular because of it. I'm sorry, I am actually just kind of a prick, and I like to fuck around and make myself giggle. Everyone needs a hobby, amirite? 

Besides, my songify playlists are mostly showtunes, so I am not be to be taken seriously, at any time, for any reason.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin June 3, 2012 - 11:58am

I don't know if I would glamorize "talking shit on the internet like a bitch" by raising it to the same level as stamp collecting or building model trains, but that's up to you.

And w/r/t Male Anatomy, your insecurity says it all. I don't need to measure my penis. This is a writing site, if you want to keep talking shit to compensate for your failings on other arenas then that's fine. If you want to settle it, like I said, I'll meet you in Thunderdome and we can measure the relevant variables.

"Stop scheming, and looking hard"

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life June 3, 2012 - 12:02pm

You mean '[...]talking shit like a bitch on the internet.' 

And you don't measure variables, you compare them. A variable is a place in memory or a container for some value. You mean 'attribute'.

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misskokamon from San Francisco is reading The Moonlit Mind June 3, 2012 - 12:20pm

I dunno what everyone's issue is. I love the Decemberists. REM and everything else can't compare to them because I don't see the similarities -- I like REM for different reasons. As for the Decemberists, I like the word choices used in the songs, and I appreciate the risks they take with their music, since Meloy isn't the best of singers and the lyrics aren't what people usually want to rock out to. 

Anyway, let's break it up, fellas. No need to fight. This is a thread where we share music and music videos that tickle our creative glands. So let's not insult one another's choice in inspiration. Let's poke fun at each other, but not make one another feel unwelcome.

Here! This is a legit track on my writing playlist. I poop you not. 

 

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Marius Hjelseth from the frozen Norwegian tundra is reading Gomorrah June 3, 2012 - 12:41pm

@Jeffrey - They may be dirty cunty hipsters, but they're the best live band I've seen in 10 years. So I can forgive them. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner June 4, 2012 - 5:37am

I don't know why that discussion even started. Don't care, TLDR. 

 

Have some hipster music for ruining the music thread. 

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters June 4, 2012 - 6:20am

If you don't like someone's song...just don't listen to it.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 4, 2012 - 6:35am

Word on that. Just cuz you don't like a band doesn't mean no one else likes it.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz June 4, 2012 - 6:38am