Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceJanuary 21, 2012 - 5:46pm
during a phone conversation, yeah. i hung up on him twice.
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesJanuary 21, 2012 - 6:07pm
Good on ya :)
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceJanuary 22, 2012 - 10:17am
Fun, fun. Today i went shopping with a crossdressing girl and I bought a leather jacket and a nice shirt for like $17
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedJanuary 22, 2012 - 12:40pm
I'm not nitpicking, just curious. Do you mean guy dresses like a girl or girl dresses like a guy? Does that mean 17 USD or 17 Pounds?
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceJanuary 22, 2012 - 1:53pm
A girl who dresses occasionally as a guy. And when I do a dollar sign, I mean a dollar sign. It cost £13.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.January 22, 2012 - 4:33pm
That means its like 21 bucks or something American dollars. The conversion rate is like 1.5 something per each American dollar.
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedJanuary 22, 2012 - 4:59pm
According to this random site I googled it comes out to 13.00 GBP = 20.2083 USD.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinJanuary 22, 2012 - 5:31pm
It's dropped, it used to be like 2:1.
I used to make these jokes about converting all of my money to pounds sterling instead of gold in preparation for the collapse of the Federal Government.
Then pretty much all of the European currencies took a hit and those motherfuckers started rioting.
Switched to Yuan, but people still don't understand the joke. When the dollar collapses the Yuan will no longer float at "less valuable than the dollar." Whatever.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.January 22, 2012 - 10:56pm
I hate pennies. We should abolish pennies and round out to the nearest 5 cents. No more, "It's 19.38 sir." Fuck you, "It's 19.40 or 19.45 but not 19.38!!!"
Raelyn
from California is reading The Liars' ClubJanuary 23, 2012 - 12:09am
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceJanuary 23, 2012 - 3:23pm
I might want to get my ears peirced. Any advice?
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJanuary 23, 2012 - 3:28pm
Go to the mall. Make sure to use the antiseptic, and turn them every so often. Go for it.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.January 23, 2012 - 9:02pm
@Raelyn--best video ever!!! It perfectly explains why pennies must die! I hate them so much! Ugh. I throw pennies in parking lots, I despise them. They are worthless! I put that video on facebook. Thanks lol
@Typewriter--penis piercing is the way to go. Right under the head, er, unless your not circumsized. I know you Brits tend not to do that.
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January 23, 2012 - 9:07pm
I just sent a dong picture...
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceJanuary 24, 2012 - 11:02am
Uncircumsised penises are weird and kinda gross.
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January 24, 2012 - 11:21am
Uncircumcised penises are sooo European. Well anyway, I'd like to do a Glitteri sort of thing one day.
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesJanuary 24, 2012 - 6:13pm
All penises are weird and kinda gross... but they're more about function than presentation.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.January 25, 2012 - 2:48am
Some can be beautiful in their own mushroom headed way lol
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJanuary 25, 2012 - 8:19am
I can't agree to gross. I've never seen one and thought, "gross".
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesJanuary 25, 2012 - 9:10am
I've seen some that have made me think 'gross' but luckily it's not that hard to hide them.
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January 25, 2012 - 10:37am
Meh, it's finally not a sausage fest but I just log on to read about meat swords still...
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesJanuary 25, 2012 - 12:53pm
Hey if you invite girls to your party, they'll likely spend 90% of the time talking about penis.
*above statement may not be statistically accurate*
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.January 25, 2012 - 12:55pm
Sausage fest lol
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceJanuary 25, 2012 - 1:10pm
Do you like yours with mustard or ketchup?
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesJanuary 25, 2012 - 1:15pm
Mayo.
cosmo
January 25, 2012 - 1:39pm
Cholulua>Chipotle Tabasco>Original Tabasco>Jalepeno Tabasco>>>the universe of all other condiments.
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesJanuary 25, 2012 - 2:08pm
I don't know that I'm ready to try Jalapeno Tabasco at my next sausage party... But it would be good on most anything else.
Arden Byrne
from The Great White Frozen North is reading The Lies of Locke LamoraJanuary 25, 2012 - 10:14pm
No tabasco on the sausages, please. It...makes my eyes water. :D
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinJanuary 27, 2012 - 9:25am
I think we should build a leggo bridge to the moon, and a Lego base at the other end of it.
The Chinese Lego engineers could never stand up to the American ones.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJanuary 27, 2012 - 9:38am
^^haha! Remember that, when that happened? That was pretty funny.
memories.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinJanuary 27, 2012 - 9:41am
Gingrich is trolling America again,
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJanuary 27, 2012 - 9:42am
Hug your babies tight.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinJanuary 27, 2012 - 9:59am
Hide your kids, Hide your wife.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelJanuary 27, 2012 - 10:16am
Who needs a drink after reading this non-sense. EVERYONE HERE!!! To the bar.......
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceJanuary 27, 2012 - 1:26pm
fuck off. the battle shall NEVER cease.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJanuary 27, 2012 - 1:30pm
It's also not nonsense. It generally all makes some sense. Mostly.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinJanuary 27, 2012 - 1:33pm
Motherfuckers show up on our forum out of nowhere and think that they're runnin the show, tryin to shut down our OT thread and shit.
Hide your kids, hide your wife.
But it wouldn't be a battle without a proper invasion.
Much love, I'll go review your stories as an act of goodwill, no offense.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinJanuary 27, 2012 - 2:17pm
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesJanuary 27, 2012 - 4:07pm
Whoa. We're awesome. Thanks for the update. I guess I should start paying attention to the news sometimes...
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.January 28, 2012 - 1:25pm
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJanuary 28, 2012 - 7:35pm
There is one important sentence in this, so if you don’t read it all, you’ll miss it! Also – prize for person who guesses which one.
At this exact moment my temperature is 102.3. Which is neat because my lucky number is twenty three, but I don’t know if it is a good omen for my health, or one that means I will soon be dead. Either way. You know what they say – sometimes dead is bettah.
Yes friends, I’m sick. And not in a cute way. I’m pretty certain I have contracted Captain Tripps. The regular voice in my head, you know the sound of your own thinking? Well, for some reason it is screaming in there. I find it rude. Also, the shadow from the shower head looked so much like a little demon hanging upside down that I was a little scared to close my eyes to wash my face. I got soap in my eye.
And my back hurts.
Anyway, if I die, you’ll know it by the way I never come back here. Also, maybe check Facebook, because I feel like my mother in law would probably post something on my Wall about it, because she is a moron. What was I saying? Oh, when I die – Danny, you can have my psychosis story still. Just make sure and say something nice about me – “she looked so normal” would be good.
And about the prize…there is no prize.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.January 29, 2012 - 5:18am
I love that you mention me in your deathbed confession. I'm touched. Enjoy the fever!
PS. Love the 'Pet Semetary' and The Stand references.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJanuary 29, 2012 - 11:17am
You should be touched.
I lived. Though I am still wandering the house like a geriatric patient, shuffling and scowling with my arms drawn up.
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceJanuary 30, 2012 - 3:10pm
I hope you get well soon. Can't be sick on sumbission day!
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryJanuary 30, 2012 - 3:22pm
during a phone conversation, yeah. i hung up on him twice.
Good on ya :)
Fun, fun. Today i went shopping with a crossdressing girl and I bought a leather jacket and a nice shirt for like $17
I'm not nitpicking, just curious. Do you mean guy dresses like a girl or girl dresses like a guy? Does that mean 17 USD or 17 Pounds?
A girl who dresses occasionally as a guy. And when I do a dollar sign, I mean a dollar sign. It cost £13.
That means its like 21 bucks or something American dollars. The conversion rate is like 1.5 something per each American dollar.
According to this random site I googled it comes out to 13.00 GBP = 20.2083 USD.
It's dropped, it used to be like 2:1.
I used to make these jokes about converting all of my money to pounds sterling instead of gold in preparation for the collapse of the Federal Government.
Then pretty much all of the European currencies took a hit and those motherfuckers started rioting.
Switched to Yuan, but people still don't understand the joke. When the dollar collapses the Yuan will no longer float at "less valuable than the dollar." Whatever.
I hate pennies. We should abolish pennies and round out to the nearest 5 cents. No more, "It's 19.38 sir." Fuck you, "It's 19.40 or 19.45 but not 19.38!!!"
Danny, you'll like this video.
I might want to get my ears peirced. Any advice?
Go to the mall. Make sure to use the antiseptic, and turn them every so often. Go for it.
@Raelyn--best video ever!!! It perfectly explains why pennies must die! I hate them so much! Ugh. I throw pennies in parking lots, I despise them. They are worthless! I put that video on facebook. Thanks lol
@Typewriter--penis piercing is the way to go. Right under the head, er, unless your not circumsized. I know you Brits tend not to do that.
I just sent a dong picture...
Uncircumsised penises are weird and kinda gross.
Uncircumcised penises are sooo European. Well anyway, I'd like to do a Glitteri sort of thing one day.
All penises are weird and kinda gross... but they're more about function than presentation.
Some can be beautiful in their own mushroom headed way lol
I can't agree to gross. I've never seen one and thought, "gross".
I've seen some that have made me think 'gross' but luckily it's not that hard to hide them.
Meh, it's finally not a sausage fest but I just log on to read about meat swords still...
Hey if you invite girls to your party, they'll likely spend 90% of the time talking about penis.
*above statement may not be statistically accurate*
Sausage fest lol
Do you like yours with mustard or ketchup?
Mayo.
Cholulua>Chipotle Tabasco>Original Tabasco>Jalepeno Tabasco>>>the universe of all other condiments.
I don't know that I'm ready to try Jalapeno Tabasco at my next sausage party... But it would be good on most anything else.
No tabasco on the sausages, please. It...makes my eyes water. :D
I think we should build a leggo bridge to the moon, and a Lego base at the other end of it.
The Chinese Lego engineers could never stand up to the American ones.
^^haha! Remember that, when that happened? That was pretty funny.
memories.
Gingrich is trolling America again,
Hug your babies tight.
Hide your kids, Hide your wife.
Who needs a drink after reading this non-sense. EVERYONE HERE!!! To the bar.......
fuck off. the battle shall NEVER cease.
It's also not nonsense. It generally all makes some sense. Mostly.
Motherfuckers show up on our forum out of nowhere and think that they're runnin the show, tryin to shut down our OT thread and shit.
Hide your kids, hide your wife.
But it wouldn't be a battle without a proper invasion.
Much love, I'll go review your stories as an act of goodwill, no offense.
It seems that the Canadians are already ahead of us on the Leggo Bridge to the moon.
I saw that this morning. Oh, Canada...
Awww, I'm in Canada, and I can't even watch the video, sigh. Are we building lego to the moon or what?
No, you sent a little lego man with a Canadian flag into space.
Jfdiaz is the man, he gave me a good review...and he smells good.
@aylee, for a body-based disease, this is something interesting to write about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrodysplasia_ossificans_progressiva
Whoa. We're awesome. Thanks for the update. I guess I should start paying attention to the news sometimes...
There is one important sentence in this, so if you don’t read it all, you’ll miss it! Also – prize for person who guesses which one.
At this exact moment my temperature is 102.3. Which is neat because my lucky number is twenty three, but I don’t know if it is a good omen for my health, or one that means I will soon be dead. Either way. You know what they say – sometimes dead is bettah.
Yes friends, I’m sick. And not in a cute way. I’m pretty certain I have contracted Captain Tripps. The regular voice in my head, you know the sound of your own thinking? Well, for some reason it is screaming in there. I find it rude. Also, the shadow from the shower head looked so much like a little demon hanging upside down that I was a little scared to close my eyes to wash my face. I got soap in my eye.
And my back hurts.
Anyway, if I die, you’ll know it by the way I never come back here. Also, maybe check Facebook, because I feel like my mother in law would probably post something on my Wall about it, because she is a moron. What was I saying? Oh, when I die – Danny, you can have my psychosis story still. Just make sure and say something nice about me – “she looked so normal” would be good.
And about the prize…there is no prize.
I love that you mention me in your deathbed confession. I'm touched. Enjoy the fever!
PS. Love the 'Pet Semetary' and The Stand references.
You should be touched.
I lived. Though I am still wandering the house like a geriatric patient, shuffling and scowling with my arms drawn up.
I hope you get well soon. Can't be sick on sumbission day!
Anybody here ever had a scrotal hernia?