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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. December 7, 2012 - 2:42am

Averdoll, our lovely defender, protector, prompt-font, and irritable WAR coordinator is rocking out a birthday today!

How fucking creepy is this clown cake?

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter December 7, 2012 - 2:47am

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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JEFFREY GRANT BARR from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my life December 7, 2012 - 3:19am

Well, once again you've stared Death in the eye, gave it a Stockard Channing-esque 'Hey, fungu, I'm Sandra Dee,' and continued on. Well done.

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underpurplemoon from PDX December 7, 2012 - 3:31am

How old is our defender today? Happy B-day!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner December 7, 2012 - 5:09am

Birthday acknowledged, etc. 

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GaryP from Denver is reading a bit of this and that December 7, 2012 - 6:15am

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest December 7, 2012 - 6:32am

Happy Birthday, Doll

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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres December 7, 2012 - 6:43am

Hip-Hip-Hooray!  Happy birthday!

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voodoo_em from England is reading All the books by Ira Levin December 7, 2012 - 6:51am

Happy Birthday Avery

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters December 7, 2012 - 7:28am

Thanks guys!  I already have cake at 8am!!!!  I've decided since I'm 30 I'm going to chronicle it all with bad pictures of things that make no sense!  Come Monday I'll post all my cake! 

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Ben Freeman from Charlottesville, Virginia is reading everything I can December 7, 2012 - 8:01am

Yay for birthdays! Yay for cake!

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly December 7, 2012 - 8:13am

 

 

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

 

 

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H.I.Marcuson from Toulouse is reading a book on spelling December 7, 2012 - 8:45am

Happy Birthday you squishy headed moderator you.  Here's a Birthday gift.

 

 

And if you liked that, you'll love this...

 

 

It only gets better from 30 onwards!

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Wonder Woman from RI is reading 20th Century Ghosts December 7, 2012 - 9:10am

Useful information for your 30th birthday... 
 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters December 7, 2012 - 9:19am

Wonderwoman - you have saved my life and I thank you!

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Michael J. Riser from CA, TX, Japan, back to CA is reading The Tyrant - Michael Cisco, The Devil Takes You Home - Gabino Iglesias December 7, 2012 - 9:21am

Happy birthday and stuff.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. December 7, 2012 - 9:48am

Happy Birthday.  Thanks for being our champion.  I got you a penis.  In a box.  

I got it from a homeless man.

Well... he's not a man anymore in a certain sense of the word... but  DICK IN A BOX.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. December 7, 2012 - 9:52am

I also got you drugs and a baby.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 December 7, 2012 - 10:00am

Here's her cake...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry December 7, 2012 - 10:13am

It has never been so wrong to want cake so much...

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fport from Canada is reading The World Until Yesterday - Jared Diamond December 7, 2012 - 11:38am

imma just say Happy Happy, can't compete with this stuff, so Happy Happy. omigawd.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig December 7, 2012 - 12:08pm

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Jeff from Florida is reading Another Side of Bob Dylan by Victor Maymudes December 7, 2012 - 1:11pm

HB AD!

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Dino Parenti from Los Angeles is reading Everything He Gets His Hands On December 7, 2012 - 1:25pm

Look at all this love for you! Hope your parents don't have access to this site:) And please pig out and have fun today--happy bday!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters December 7, 2012 - 1:27pm

I don't have parents!!  :D