Finally get a boner without cutting myself using a razor.
Talk about horses, water and sunlight and actually mean sex.
Today I had Macaroni for dinner, I wished for veal.
With this post I am using an uninventive ten words.
to refresh and therewith sustain relevance for all creative forms
e.g. masturbating several times consecutively, transgressing erstwhile boundaries, even backwards
To write about sparkly vampires and werewolves without chest hair.
^ HA
Make people laugh, cry and cum at the same time
Make people cry so that I can cum on them.
Lost my erection, decided to write ten words about it.
I get the feeling this thread has turned not serious.
I get the feeling that often happens on litreactor threads.
I am serious artist who writes about serious things seriously.
I have some serious boner jokes that need taken seriously.
I just want my boner to be taken in general.
I seriously will never understand the need for serious discussions.
Pull your heart out, hold it bloody. They will laugh.
To remind everyone: Your life depends on other people's seriousness.
There's a time for everything: seriousness, laughter, sadness, love, murder.
I am seriously serious about contemplating the nature of seriousness...seriously!
MG you have the most uber awesome avatar ever foreal!
Write disgusting things. Make people laugh and regret it later.
Reveal that I'm both Republican and Christian, than hilarity ensues.
I am so lost. What are we talking about again?
I only write what sells. Give me your money, losers.
Finally get a boner without cutting myself using a razor.
Talk about horses, water and sunlight and actually mean sex.
Today I had Macaroni for dinner, I wished for veal.
With this post I am using an uninventive ten words.
to refresh and therewith sustain relevance for all creative forms
e.g. masturbating several times consecutively, transgressing erstwhile boundaries, even backwards
To write about sparkly vampires and werewolves without chest hair.
^ HA
Make people laugh, cry and cum at the same time
Make people cry so that I can cum on them.
Lost my erection, decided to write ten words about it.
I get the feeling this thread has turned not serious.
I get the feeling that often happens on litreactor threads.
I am serious artist who writes about serious things seriously.
I have some serious boner jokes that need taken seriously.
I just want my boner to be taken in general.
I seriously will never understand the need for serious discussions.
Pull your heart out, hold it bloody. They will laugh.
To remind everyone: Your life depends on other people's seriousness.
There's a time for everything: seriousness, laughter, sadness, love, murder.
I am seriously serious about contemplating the nature of seriousness...seriously!
MG you have the most uber awesome avatar ever foreal!
Write disgusting things. Make people laugh and regret it later.
Reveal that I'm both Republican and Christian, than hilarity ensues.
I am so lost. What are we talking about again?
I only write what sells. Give me your money, losers.