Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 11, 2012 - 12:52pm
I like this....I want to see more of this. You=win
The Count of Egmont
from cali is reading Damned by ChuckMarch 11, 2012 - 1:18pm
I wroten some little pomes... gonna post my pomes soon.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 11, 2012 - 1:20pm
I like pomes. I'm not much of a pomet though.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 11, 2012 - 1:25pm
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 11, 2012 - 1:35pm
Matt - I hope you see now why I give you a hard time about grammar. Today it's a misplaced comma. Tomorrow, you're a pomet writing pomes about leggoes.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 11, 2012 - 1:38pm
Bwhahahaha this is true. It's a slippery slope. It's like a gateway drug for poor writing.
The Count of Egmont
from cali is reading Damned by ChuckMarch 11, 2012 - 2:00pm
OUT OF TOUCH
Each traipse I take
to the Urban Outfitters
I ask ‘Where is the videogames?’
Each plane I take
I ask ‘Where is the hustlers?’
Out of touch
It feels to much
Lincoln logs are my feels
Out of touch
Out of control
Groovin to the sound
Out of control
Gettin some bitches
Gettin some bitches
Gettin some bitches
B squadders for sure
LITREACTOR POME
This is the illit
This is the shit
This is the illit
Anybody is a writer
Everybody can be a writer
We am writers
We am writers
In the club
Tonight
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 11, 2012 - 2:03pm
@panda frickin awesome
@egmont dude frickin awesome. Might I guess that thee pomet is from portlandia?
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 11, 2012 - 2:07pm
"OUT OF TOUCH"
Laughed so hard I cried.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 11, 2012 - 2:09pm
@Count. Pimpin damn sure ain't easy, but you make it look like it is.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8March 11, 2012 - 2:10pm
That should be the LR slogan.
"Where we am writers."
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffMarch 11, 2012 - 2:22pm
That's a lot better, Egmonte. Your pomes got rhythm, like Chemical Brothers stuff. And downgrading to lincoln logs, that was killer.
The Count of Egmont
from cali is reading Damned by ChuckMarch 11, 2012 - 4:28pm
CHUCK POME
Do you creep like a mouse?
Do you move like a slouse?
When the Chuck is in the house?
Yes, when the Chuck is in the house?
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 11, 2012 - 4:35pm
I like this song better. Doesn't really get good until 1 minute in.
The Count of Egmont
from cali is reading Damned by ChuckMarch 11, 2012 - 4:41pm
BEE POME
Bret is you gonna read my shit?
Bret is you gonna read my shit?
Bret is you gonna read my shit?
i facebookd your ass all last night
is you gonna read my shit?
assholes crawlin out my asshole
assholes crawlin out my asshole
Read my shit
Read my shit
and
Make a screenplay from my shit.
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffMarch 11, 2012 - 4:53pm
o noes, Egmontz is posting pomes and it's bedtime for little me! As usual, I'll miss all the trolling and countertrolling fun because of the timezone.
EDIT Nice song, Matt. I liked the movie too. Sad, it made me feel sad though.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8March 11, 2012 - 4:52pm
Ellis when you gonna tell us we're gonna get famous?
.
March 11, 2012 - 4:54pm
I love Pomes. Especially ones about BEE....and assholes coming out of asses. It just seems fitting for some reason.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 11, 2012 - 5:07pm
I am seriously thinking of flying to Boston on the 23rd for the weekend and visiting someone....then when I thought of airports, I thought of this song.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 11, 2012 - 5:12pm
@flaminia! You saw Code 46 too!? I love that movie...I have the whole soundtrack...it's great to write to. Wow, great minds think alike. ;-) I thought Lost in Translation had a similar feel too
Liana
from Romania and Texas is reading Naked LunchMarch 11, 2012 - 6:54pm
Why didn't I think of that before the count? I could have been a douche and I would have been very popular then. Now I'll just go write my crappy stories and pretend I'm a writer.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 11, 2012 - 7:05pm
LOL @ Liana. I can't even begin to tell you how great that is.
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 11, 2012 - 8:02pm
egmont makes me feel freaky and a little hot in the ass.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryMarch 11, 2012 - 8:22pm
Fact: Utah love the BEE pome.
@Egmont: Thank you. I don't care how trollish you might be. That is some funny shit.
i facebookd your ass all last night
is you gonna read my shit?
That is brilliant.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryMarch 11, 2012 - 8:23pm
Nikki, you just had an avatar up that wasn't wearing a shirt!
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 11, 2012 - 8:25pm
wow, really? weird. guess egmont brings it out in me.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryMarch 11, 2012 - 8:26pm
But unfortunately you aimed your camera too high.
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 11, 2012 - 8:28pm
bummer. you know most people can't hold cameras where i hold cameras so you shouldn't be so critical as to placement. read my hips: most people can't do that shiz. duh.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryMarch 11, 2012 - 8:32pm
Nah, I'll keep being critical. I mean, yeah, it's impressive you can hold your camera with your feet, but so can a chimpanzee!
Count of Egmont agrees with me. He's writing a pome about it right now.
jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeMarch 11, 2012 - 9:37pm
When is Chuck in the house?
Liana
from Romania and Texas is reading Naked LunchMarch 11, 2012 - 10:47pm
But frankly I'm pissed because Count Eggnog hijacked the Star Trek thread and made it about poms.
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 11, 2012 - 10:55pm
Liana yeah but I hijacked the thread and made it the star trek thread and now it is most exquisitely about his pomes!
Liana
from Romania and Texas is reading Naked LunchMarch 11, 2012 - 11:11pm
No matter how it started, it's the Star Trek thread!
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 12, 2012 - 12:02am
It was also the DAVERY thread for a little bit.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 12, 2012 - 3:09am
@Liana we really should make it about Star Trek again. BTW what did you think about the most recent movie?
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 12, 2012 - 5:03am
"It was also the DAVERY thread for a little bit."
Yeah. That's what I get for making an important announcement in a troll thread... I'm still impressed by that name.
@Liana - Janeway stole that shit from me.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinMarch 12, 2012 - 6:09am
read my hips: most people can't do that shiz. duh.
When Shakira assured me that her hips did not lie I assumed that meant that most other women had patently deceitful hips, so I don't see why I should trust you.
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 12, 2012 - 8:05am
You shouldn't trust me my hips are very deceitful as they believe that the truth is very flexible.
Liana
from Romania and Texas is reading Naked LunchMarch 12, 2012 - 8:42am
@ Davery: genius! But will you be playing war as one entity?
@ Matt: I actually liked that movie - it made the old Trek more current and the actors were good, especially the Spock actor, who was the best part of Heroes actually. What say you?
@ Count Immature: the pommes suck, sorry. I mean, in a "not even funny" way.
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 12, 2012 - 8:44am
@Count egmont I think your pomes are awesome and I look forward to your posts everyday now. Please don't stop. There will always be haterz but there will always be pomes!
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryMarch 12, 2012 - 8:48am
@Liana: Bite your tongue! Those pomes are art, pure and simple. Any of those would rate a 5 on an AP test if, you know, the essay portion had you write a pome. As they don't, I'm sure these would receive a low score. But that's just because AP is fascist! FASCIST!
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 12, 2012 - 8:49am
Totally fascist!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 12, 2012 - 8:58am
@Liana - Oh no. Not that I don't trust that extra 'D' tacked onto my name or anything...but if I'm going to go down, it won't be because someone else drags me down with them.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 12, 2012 - 9:12am
@Liana I loved it. I thought they brought the spirit of TOS back. I heard they're making a new one and I have heard rumors that they're making a new show. Which would be great and give me something besides soccer, River Monsters and documentaries to watch on TV.
Liana
from Romania and Texas is reading Naked LunchMarch 12, 2012 - 9:48am
Count Eggplant, I challenge thee! (that means you gotta write a story to compete with me, if you're not following the happenings). You in?
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 12, 2012 - 11:23am
I think you have to do it in Beyondthunderdoom. Also, I have a feelings his is just going to be 2500 words of "Chuck" but let's see if he actually has chops or he is just some bull shit troll.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 12, 2012 - 11:09am
Link <--- I'll cover your prompt if by some miracle he accepts
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryMarch 12, 2012 - 11:21am
This shit is getting real.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 12, 2012 - 11:23am
Good grief. It is not.
Humanizing the troll? I'm against it.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryMarch 12, 2012 - 11:29am
I like this....I want to see more of this. You=win
I wroten some little pomes... gonna post my pomes soon.
I like pomes. I'm not much of a pomet though.
Matt - I hope you see now why I give you a hard time about grammar. Today it's a misplaced comma. Tomorrow, you're a pomet writing pomes about leggoes.
Bwhahahaha this is true. It's a slippery slope. It's like a gateway drug for poor writing.
OUT OF TOUCH
Each traipse I take
to the Urban Outfitters
I ask ‘Where is the videogames?’
Each plane I take
I ask ‘Where is the hustlers?’
Out of touch
It feels to much
Lincoln logs are my feels
Out of touch
Out of control
Groovin to the sound
Out of control
Gettin some bitches
Gettin some bitches
Gettin some bitches
B squadders for sure
LITREACTOR POME
This is the illit
This is the shit
This is the illit
Anybody is a writer
Everybody can be a writer
We am writers
We am writers
In the club
Tonight
@panda frickin awesome
@egmont dude frickin awesome. Might I guess that thee pomet is from portlandia?
"OUT OF TOUCH"
Laughed so hard I cried.
@Count. Pimpin damn sure ain't easy, but you make it look like it is.
That should be the LR slogan.
"Where we am writers."
That's a lot better, Egmonte. Your pomes got rhythm, like Chemical Brothers stuff. And downgrading to lincoln logs, that was killer.
CHUCK POME
Do you creep like a mouse?
Do you move like a slouse?
When the Chuck is in the house?
Yes, when the Chuck is in the house?
I like this song better. Doesn't really get good until 1 minute in.
BEE POME
Bret is you gonna read my shit?
Bret is you gonna read my shit?
Bret is you gonna read my shit?
i facebookd your ass all last night
is you gonna read my shit?
assholes crawlin out my asshole
assholes crawlin out my asshole
Read my shit
Read my shit
and
Make a screenplay from my shit.
o noes, Egmontz is posting pomes and it's bedtime for little me! As usual, I'll miss all the trolling and countertrolling fun because of the timezone.
EDIT Nice song, Matt. I liked the movie too. Sad, it made me feel sad though.
Ellis when you gonna tell us we're gonna get famous?
I love Pomes. Especially ones about BEE....and assholes coming out of asses. It just seems fitting for some reason.
I am seriously thinking of flying to Boston on the 23rd for the weekend and visiting someone....then when I thought of airports, I thought of this song.
@flaminia! You saw Code 46 too!? I love that movie...I have the whole soundtrack...it's great to write to. Wow, great minds think alike. ;-) I thought Lost in Translation had a similar feel too
Why didn't I think of that before the count? I could have been a douche and I would have been very popular then. Now I'll just go write my crappy stories and pretend I'm a writer.
LOL @ Liana. I can't even begin to tell you how great that is.
egmont makes me feel freaky and a little hot in the ass.
Fact: Utah love the BEE pome.
@Egmont: Thank you. I don't care how trollish you might be. That is some funny shit.
That is brilliant.
Nikki, you just had an avatar up that wasn't wearing a shirt!
wow, really? weird. guess egmont brings it out in me.
But unfortunately you aimed your camera too high.
bummer. you know most people can't hold cameras where i hold cameras so you shouldn't be so critical as to placement. read my hips: most people can't do that shiz. duh.
Nah, I'll keep being critical. I mean, yeah, it's impressive you can hold your camera with your feet, but so can a chimpanzee!
Count of Egmont agrees with me. He's writing a pome about it right now.
When is Chuck in the house?
But frankly I'm pissed because Count Eggnog hijacked the Star Trek thread and made it about poms.
Liana yeah but I hijacked the thread and made it the star trek thread and now it is most exquisitely about his pomes!
No matter how it started, it's the Star Trek thread!
It was also the DAVERY thread for a little bit.
@Liana we really should make it about Star Trek again. BTW what did you think about the most recent movie?
"It was also the DAVERY thread for a little bit."
Yeah. That's what I get for making an important announcement in a troll thread... I'm still impressed by that name.
@Liana - Janeway stole that shit from me.
When Shakira assured me that her hips did not lie I assumed that meant that most other women had patently deceitful hips, so I don't see why I should trust you.
You shouldn't trust me my hips are very deceitful as they believe that the truth is very flexible.
@ Davery: genius! But will you be playing war as one entity?
@ Matt: I actually liked that movie - it made the old Trek more current and the actors were good, especially the Spock actor, who was the best part of Heroes actually. What say you?
@ Count Immature: the pommes suck, sorry. I mean, in a "not even funny" way.
@Count egmont I think your pomes are awesome and I look forward to your posts everyday now. Please don't stop. There will always be haterz but there will always be pomes!
@Liana: Bite your tongue! Those pomes are art, pure and simple. Any of those would rate a 5 on an AP test if, you know, the essay portion had you write a pome. As they don't, I'm sure these would receive a low score. But that's just because AP is fascist! FASCIST!
Totally fascist!
@Liana - Oh no. Not that I don't trust that extra 'D' tacked onto my name or anything...but if I'm going to go down, it won't be because someone else drags me down with them.
@Liana I loved it. I thought they brought the spirit of TOS back. I heard they're making a new one and I have heard rumors that they're making a new show. Which would be great and give me something besides soccer, River Monsters and documentaries to watch on TV.
Count Eggplant, I challenge thee! (that means you gotta write a story to compete with me, if you're not following the happenings). You in?
I think you have to do it in Beyondthunderdoom. Also, I have a feelings his is just going to be 2500 words of "Chuck" but let's see if he actually has chops or he is just some bull shit troll.
Link <--- I'll cover your prompt if by some miracle he accepts
This shit is getting real.
Good grief. It is not.
Humanizing the troll? I'm against it.
Don't let her put you in a box, Egmont!