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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 11, 2012 - 12:52pm

I like this....I want to see more of this. You=win

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The Count of Egmont from cali is reading Damned by Chuck March 11, 2012 - 1:18pm

I wroten some little pomes...  gonna post my pomes soon.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 11, 2012 - 1:20pm

I like pomes. I'm not much of a pomet though.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 11, 2012 - 1:25pm

 

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 11, 2012 - 1:35pm

Matt - I hope you see now why I give you a hard time about grammar.  Today it's a misplaced comma.  Tomorrow, you're a pomet writing pomes about leggoes. 

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 11, 2012 - 1:38pm

Bwhahahaha this is true. It's a slippery slope. It's like a gateway drug for poor writing.

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The Count of Egmont from cali is reading Damned by Chuck March 11, 2012 - 2:00pm

OUT OF TOUCH

Each traipse I take
to the Urban Outfitters
I ask ‘Where is the videogames?’

Each plane I take
I ask ‘Where is the hustlers?’

Out of touch
It feels to much
Lincoln logs are my feels

Out of touch
Out of control
Groovin to the sound
Out of control

Gettin some bitches
Gettin some bitches
Gettin some bitches

B squadders for sure

 

LITREACTOR POME

This is the illit
This is the shit
This is the illit

Anybody is a writer
Everybody can be a writer

We am writers
We am writers

In the club
Tonight
 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 11, 2012 - 2:03pm

@panda frickin awesome

@egmont dude frickin awesome. Might I guess that thee pomet is from portlandia?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 11, 2012 - 2:07pm

"OUT OF TOUCH"

Laughed so hard I cried. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 11, 2012 - 2:09pm

@Count. Pimpin damn sure ain't easy, but you make it look like it is. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 11, 2012 - 2:10pm

That should be the LR slogan.

"Where we am writers."

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 11, 2012 - 2:22pm

That's a lot better, Egmonte. Your pomes got rhythm, like Chemical Brothers stuff. And downgrading to lincoln logs, that was killer.

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The Count of Egmont from cali is reading Damned by Chuck March 11, 2012 - 4:28pm

CHUCK POME

Do you creep like a mouse?
Do you move like a slouse?
When the Chuck is in the house?

Yes, when the Chuck is in the house?
 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 11, 2012 - 4:35pm

I like this song better. Doesn't really get good until 1 minute in. 

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The Count of Egmont from cali is reading Damned by Chuck March 11, 2012 - 4:41pm

BEE POME

Bret is you gonna read my shit?

Bret is you gonna read my shit?

Bret is you gonna read my shit?

i facebookd your ass all last night

is you gonna read my shit?

assholes crawlin out my asshole

assholes crawlin out my asshole

Read my shit

Read my shit

and

Make a screenplay from my shit.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 11, 2012 - 4:53pm

o noes, Egmontz is posting pomes and it's bedtime for little me! As usual, I'll miss all the trolling and countertrolling fun because of the timezone.

EDIT Nice song, Matt. I liked the movie too. Sad, it made me feel sad though.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 11, 2012 - 4:52pm

Ellis when you gonna tell us we're gonna get famous?

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. March 11, 2012 - 4:54pm

I love Pomes. Especially ones about BEE....and assholes coming out of asses. It just seems fitting for some reason.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 11, 2012 - 5:07pm

I am seriously thinking of flying to Boston on the 23rd for the weekend and visiting someone....then when I thought of airports, I thought of this song. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 11, 2012 - 5:12pm

@flaminia! You saw Code 46 too!? I love that movie...I have the whole soundtrack...it's great to write to. Wow, great minds think alike. ;-) I thought Lost in Translation had a similar feel too

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch March 11, 2012 - 6:54pm

Why didn't I think of that before the count? I could have been a douche and I would have been very popular then. Now I'll just go write my crappy stories and pretend I'm a writer.

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 11, 2012 - 7:05pm

LOL @ Liana. I can't even begin to tell you how great that is. 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 11, 2012 - 8:02pm

egmont makes me feel freaky and a little hot in the ass.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 11, 2012 - 8:22pm

Fact:  Utah love the BEE pome.

@Egmont:  Thank you.  I don't care how trollish you might be.  That is some funny shit. 

i facebookd your ass all last night

is you gonna read my shit?

That is brilliant. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 11, 2012 - 8:23pm

Nikki, you just had an avatar up that wasn't wearing a shirt! 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 11, 2012 - 8:25pm

wow, really? weird. guess egmont brings it out in me.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 11, 2012 - 8:26pm

But unfortunately you aimed your camera too high.

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 11, 2012 - 8:28pm

bummer. you know most people can't hold cameras where i hold cameras so you shouldn't be so critical as to placement. read my hips: most people can't do that shiz. duh.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 11, 2012 - 8:32pm

Nah, I'll keep being critical.  I mean, yeah, it's impressive you can hold your camera with your feet, but so can a chimpanzee! 

Count of Egmont agrees with me.  He's writing a pome about it right now.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like March 11, 2012 - 9:37pm

When is Chuck in the house?

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch March 11, 2012 - 10:47pm

But frankly I'm pissed because Count Eggnog hijacked the Star Trek thread and made it about poms.

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 11, 2012 - 10:55pm

Liana yeah but I hijacked the thread and made it the star trek thread and now it is most exquisitely about his pomes!

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch March 11, 2012 - 11:11pm

No matter how it started, it's the Star Trek thread!

 

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 12, 2012 - 12:02am

It was also the DAVERY thread for a little bit.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 12, 2012 - 3:09am

@Liana we really should make it about Star Trek again. BTW what did you think about the most recent movie? 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 12, 2012 - 5:03am

"It was also the DAVERY thread for a little bit."

Yeah.  That's what I get for making an important announcement in a troll thread...  I'm still impressed by that name. 

@Liana - Janeway stole that shit from me.

 

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 12, 2012 - 6:09am

 read my hips: most people can't do that shiz. duh.

When Shakira assured me that her hips did not lie I assumed that meant that most other women had patently deceitful hips, so I don't see why I should trust you.

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 12, 2012 - 8:05am

You shouldn't trust me my hips are very deceitful as they believe that the truth is very flexible.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch March 12, 2012 - 8:42am

@ Davery: genius! But will you be playing war as one entity?

@ Matt: I actually liked that movie - it made the old Trek more current and the actors were good, especially the Spock actor, who was the best part of Heroes actually. What say you?

@ Count Immature: the pommes suck, sorry. I mean, in a "not even funny" way.

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 12, 2012 - 8:44am

@Count egmont I think your pomes are awesome and I look forward to your posts everyday now. Please don't stop. There will always be haterz but there will always be pomes!

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 12, 2012 - 8:48am

@Liana:  Bite your tongue!  Those pomes are art, pure and simple.  Any of those would rate a 5 on an AP test if, you know, the essay portion had you write a pome.  As they don't, I'm sure these would receive a low score.  But that's just because AP is fascist!  FASCIST!

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 12, 2012 - 8:49am

Totally fascist!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 12, 2012 - 8:58am

@Liana - Oh no.  Not that I don't trust that extra 'D' tacked onto my name or anything...but if I'm going to go down, it won't be because someone else drags me down with them.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 12, 2012 - 9:12am

@Liana I loved it. I thought they brought the spirit of TOS back. I heard they're making a new one and I have heard rumors that they're making a new show. Which would be great and give me something besides soccer, River Monsters and documentaries to watch on TV.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch March 12, 2012 - 9:48am

Count Eggplant, I challenge thee! (that means you gotta write a story to compete with me, if you're not following the happenings). You in?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 12, 2012 - 11:23am

I think you have to do it in Beyondthunderdoom. Also, I have a feelings his is just going to be 2500 words of "Chuck" but let's see if he actually has chops or he is just some bull shit troll. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 12, 2012 - 11:09am

Link   <--- I'll cover your prompt if by some miracle he accepts

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 12, 2012 - 11:21am

This shit is getting real.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 12, 2012 - 11:23am

Good grief.  It is not. 

Humanizing the troll?  I'm against it.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 12, 2012 - 11:29am

Don't let her put you in a box, Egmont!