Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 9, 2012 - 5:37pm
If only it were true Danny.
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March 9, 2012 - 5:46pm
I know the troll's favorite color. What an interesting gem of information.
Liana
from Romania and Texas is reading Naked LunchMarch 9, 2012 - 5:53pm
omg there are Voyager fans here!!??
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 9, 2012 - 6:10pm
<---embarrassed. Yes. Well, all Trek.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinMarch 9, 2012 - 6:14pm
I mean, theres a ton of Trek that can be excused... but Voyager? You might as well be into Enterprise. Hell, I like DS9 even, but I won't touch an episode of Voyager.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 9, 2012 - 6:35pm
I liked the theme song from Enterprise.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 9, 2012 - 6:40pm
@AD That was terrible. (the theme song) that's it I take back all the nice things I said about you. Go make me a sandwich. I liked the series though, especially the last season.
@Nick I really, really liked DS9 and I thought Janeway was pretty bad ass, as was 7 of 9. I liked all Trek.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 9, 2012 - 6:44pm
Did you just tell me to make you a sandwich? You motherfucker. If I didn't have a War story to write, I would go ahead and slaughter your sorry butt in Thunderdome all over again.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 9, 2012 - 6:47pm
Did you just tell me to make you a sandwich? You motherfucker. If I didn't have a War story to write, I would go ahead and slaughter your sorry butt in Thunderdome all over again."
Bwhahahaha That is just straight gansta. Yes, I said it. That's how I roll. Don't try and change me. Pretty bad ass though.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 9, 2012 - 6:48pm
"That's how I roll."
Like a douche?
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 9, 2012 - 6:50pm
Totally. Seriously though that was pretty epic.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryMarch 9, 2012 - 7:21pm
You both totally sound like Chuck Palahniuk right now.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 9, 2012 - 7:23pm
You caught that huh?
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.March 9, 2012 - 7:24pm
Its okay, Matt is just repressing his deepseeded homosexuality. He likes when I spank him with a leather belt and cries like a bitch.
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigMarch 9, 2012 - 8:58pm
I'm so happy that Avery isn't Dave anymore.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 9, 2012 - 8:59pm
ME TOO!
Liana
from Romania and Texas is reading Naked LunchMarch 9, 2012 - 10:58pm
I met Janeway this past fall...! She was very gracious but I was gushing like a school girl. I'd upload a picture but I haven't figured that out yet.
Janeway and 7 of 9 really kicked ass! Well the show didn't pick up completely until 7 appeared.
But if I have to confess my favorite sci-fi show, it has to be BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, totallyyyy!!! (the new one, not the 70s one).
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 10, 2012 - 12:03am
How did I miss a Trek discussion? Total trek junkie. Picard for the WIN. I like em all, yeah, I said it. ALL OF THEM. Roll that up and smoke it!
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 10, 2012 - 3:18am
@Danny, ya know......you try to convince me that I am gay so much I am starting to wonder if you're actually gay.
@Liana, BSG was great TV. I think it worked on a lot of levels. I even have all the soundtracks. I really liked it when they got into the philosophical stuff and the metaphors and such.
@Dave I am right there with ya. All Trek is awesome. I would say Sisco is my favorite Captain though.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 10, 2012 - 8:12am
I started watching Next Generation when I was little and I loved it. Everything was bright and shiny!! Then there was DS9...and everything was dark. I didn't get into Voyager. But I did like Enterprise because of like Scott Bakula.
Quantum Leap!!
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 10, 2012 - 8:15am
I started watching Next Generation when I was little and I loved it"
It was one of the few things my parents would let me watch. I loved it. My mother even made me my own uniform for pajamas. You're right DS9 was dark, but I loved the whole prophets theme. The Dominion war made it even better.
mattmicheliworl...
from Austin, TX is reading The Catcher in the RyeMarch 10, 2012 - 9:26am
Chuck Palahniuk traveled to the The Virgin Islands. When he left, they were called "The Islands."
The Count of Egmont
from cali is reading Damned by ChuckMarch 10, 2012 - 2:26pm
Every traipse I make into the Urban Outfitters is usually met with the same two questions.
Where is the comic books?
Where is the video games?
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 10, 2012 - 2:33pm
@matt, I like it so much I
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 10, 2012 - 2:41pm
Classic.
jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeMarch 10, 2012 - 9:39pm
Chuck has hair?
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 11, 2012 - 8:12am
Was looking for the right thread for this....never found it. Anyway, did anyone ever notice how ADORABLE mine and Dave's names look together???
The Count of Egmont
from cali is reading Damned by ChuckMarch 11, 2012 - 8:54am
Hello.
When I crack open a book I want the writer to talk to me about three things…
Boobs, blood and booze.
Nothing less. Nothing more.
I am the new Tyler Durden and I am here to say that it is time for nerdie writers to fuck off and to go away.
Real writers write with their fists not there brain. That’s the write way. That is the minimalist technician.
And real writers don’t use stupid words like “suddenly” or “cheese”. “Stately” is a joke to.
“cheese”. who the fuck wants to read about cheeses. “cheese” is so a retarded word and only dorks use that word. I want to read and write about boobs, blood and booze not no fuckin cheeses!
And that stupid ass Chucksucker James Joyce started his book with “stately”. what a fuckin joke. James Joyce starts his book with the word “stately”. Come on what kind of dork uses the word “stately”? he’s a total nerdie. Look nerdies leave the writing to the tuffs!
Use your fists not your brain when you write. That is the write way. That is the minimalist technician.
Nerdie writers need to leave literature to the tuffs. The real men.
I had a thought or two that some of you might be wondering of what I am up to lately fiction-wise. Come with me down the smokin Jack soaked tunnels and we will talk some about my first novel shall we?
My debut novel is American Control.
Its’ the story of a guy named Brad.
Brad, he’s the kinda guy who has no problem reading Playboy or Hustler on an airplane.
And he plays video games.
Lots of video games.
That, and he reads comic books.
Lots of comic books.
Brad is the angry cashier at a supermarket whose seen just enough of this world to know that in the end were just the same pile of toilet paper using mammals you see on the street man and aint it the fuckin truth.
Every traipse he makes into the Urban Outfitters is usually met with the same two questions.
Where is the comic books?
Where is the video games?
Our hero brad lives in Portland, Oregon. And he’s sick of the earth.
Every night he flies in his golden helicopter to KCMO and goes to the hot star studded KCMO nightclubs. The best dam clubs the worlds ever seen. The kinda clubs a man goes to when he wants to get wit some fly ass honeys and I’m not just talkin bout B or C squadders man I am telling you for truth.
Then he goes to the KFC in KCMO.
You can tell by the way that he use his walk that hes a womans man. No time for a talk.
Brad wakes up a morning and sees that hes got a special power. He can build leggoe houses.
Lots of leggoe houses.
In chapter 2 he builds his own Myspace.
In chapter 3 he starts to build a big leggoe bridge.
Leggoe bridge goes all the way from his hometown, it’s Portland, Oregon, across the lake to Paris in France.
From Paris France leggoe bridge goes all the way to Moscow in USSR.
When he’s in France the people in France all call him leggoecentrist or “leggoecentrique” like the people in France say.
From moscow in USSR leggoe bridge goes to KCMO.
From KCMO leggoe bridge goes to Berlin in Germany.
From Berlin in Germany leggoe bridge goes to Italy city in Italy.
He does all of this with the help of his bff.
His bffs name is Danny.
Danny and Brad dress up in a white wedding gown in one scene and they kiss but there not gay.
Brad looks into its’ eyes just like his own.
anyway there’s a twist in the story when an evil doctor starts smashing leggoe bridge just like in the clockwork orange by tony burger but I dont want to give to much away.
and lots o boobs
Still at the end Brad becomes the Gengis Kan of leggoes.
The Adolph Hitler of leggoes.
The Chuck Manson of leggoes.
The Moby Dickhead of leggoes.
The Tyler Durden of leggoes.
Brad, he is a legend.
Are you ready?
Whether your ready or not…
Here comes…
American Control…
And what kinda writes do I like?
The kinda writer who doesn’t read to much or care to much about big academic-sounding words.
The kinda writer who aint afraid of taking a shit with his clothes on or pissin himself dry when he crawls out of the bar man after drinkin a pint of Jack and smokin himself silly man and aint it the fuckin truth.
The kinda writer who reads Hustler and Chuck on the plane whilst playin video games and drinkin a hella pint of Jack.
The kinda writer who likes his lincoln leggoes and aint afraid to tell the world to show it.
The kinda writer who aint afraid to read Penthouse, comic books and Chuck while checkin out some fat bitchs groceryes in the plaza whilst savin up his dough for a fine ass trip to luna.
The kinda writer who plays video games with one hand whilst reading Penthouse and Chuck on the plane in the other.
Thats the kinda writes I crave.
The tuffs.
The minimalist technician.
The leggotardians.
The tuffs.
Not the nerds.
Nerds = sug hags.
Agree.
“The girl in the room had hella small boobs so she hid her boobs. She didnt get her boob job yet. But shes gonna” – my novel American Control comin out in July 2012 by Lulu
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 11, 2012 - 9:09am
Oh he's back. I like your copy and paste. What's it like to be that in love with an author.
I found this for you. Goin' fishin'.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 11, 2012 - 9:09am
Stole my thunder.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 11, 2012 - 9:09am
He totally did.
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffMarch 11, 2012 - 9:36am
@Davery, you´re cute!
@Count of Eggmont, bo-ring. I like leggo bridges though.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 11, 2012 - 11:24am
Davery!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 11, 2012 - 11:32am
I can tell people are awe inspired by the ingenuity there.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 11, 2012 - 11:42am
Damn Count. He's on the list.
@Matt, Damn you, I was plotting to bring back The RickRoll! Double whamy of ThunderSteal. FML.
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 11, 2012 - 11:52am
You know what? I like this eggmont guy. He's funny, weird, a good writer and hella ironic. You guys kick him off I'm going to miss him. He may derail but he kind of adds something to this place some kind of bizarro element. And who cares if he cuts and pastes?
That said, Davery pretty fuckin awesome. Being a doctor of divinity, er of the law or something like that, I announce you Davery cyber married.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerMarch 11, 2012 - 11:51am
Yeah, I thought it was about time.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 11, 2012 - 11:56am
Nikki made it LitOfficial!
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 11, 2012 - 11:58am
Everyone blow kazoos or something like that!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 11, 2012 - 12:00pm
That said, I hope someone sends me a LitToaster.
We look so yin and yang. If marriages were based on clever names, surely ours would last an eternity.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 11, 2012 - 12:03pm
"I am your density"
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersMarch 11, 2012 - 12:10pm
My WHAT???
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8March 11, 2012 - 12:11pm
I like Egmont too. Other than all the incorrect uses of "to" as "too".
That was probably part of the humor though...
I'd probably read that book, but Brandon and Danny would never kiss like that.
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 11, 2012 - 12:14pm
Yeah I think it's all ironic. And I'd totally read that book.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyMarch 11, 2012 - 12:20pm
Hello McFly, hello!
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8March 11, 2012 - 12:22pm
Sometimes I think it's fun to write short stories that sound like Chuck.
I will for war simply because most people in war transferred from the cult.
My chant would probably be something more like:
We am Etgar Keret
We am Etgar Keret
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 11, 2012 - 12:25pm
Oh lauraunce that is a dangerous strategy ... We talking about early chuck or later chuck? How about you write a happy chuck? Heh heh heh.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8March 11, 2012 - 12:31pm
Is there a difference other than he once wrote masterpieces and now he just writes fun stuff?
It's not really an emulation, Chuck's just the only writer I've ever heard write something that sounds just as good spoken. I suppose there's just an association in my mind when writing in that manner.
Nikki Guerlain
from Portlandia
March 11, 2012 - 12:36pm
Yah whatever works for you. Just take what you want from everyone. He has good advice for writing as long as you don't take it too far. I think of hunter s Thompson and William s Burroughs in the same way. I look forward to reading your stories :-)
A muffled cry from the back corner of my room I think said I can't wait to read Laurence's stories too. But his mouth was all full of Bob so I can't be sure. Sounds good though.
PandaMask
from Los Angeles is reading More Than HumanMarch 11, 2012 - 12:40pm
If only it were true Danny.
I know the troll's favorite color. What an interesting gem of information.
omg there are Voyager fans here!!??
<---embarrassed. Yes. Well, all Trek.
I mean, theres a ton of Trek that can be excused... but Voyager? You might as well be into Enterprise. Hell, I like DS9 even, but I won't touch an episode of Voyager.
I liked the theme song from Enterprise.
@AD That was terrible. (the theme song) that's it I take back all the nice things I said about you. Go make me a sandwich. I liked the series though, especially the last season.
@Nick I really, really liked DS9 and I thought Janeway was pretty bad ass, as was 7 of 9. I liked all Trek.
Did you just tell me to make you a sandwich? You motherfucker. If I didn't have a War story to write, I would go ahead and slaughter your sorry butt in Thunderdome all over again.
Bwhahahaha That is just straight gansta. Yes, I said it. That's how I roll. Don't try and change me. Pretty bad ass though.
"That's how I roll."
Like a douche?
Totally. Seriously though that was pretty epic.
You both totally sound like Chuck Palahniuk right now.
You caught that huh?
Its okay, Matt is just repressing his deepseeded homosexuality. He likes when I spank him with a leather belt and cries like a bitch.
I'm so happy that Avery isn't Dave anymore.
ME TOO!
I met Janeway this past fall...! She was very gracious but I was gushing like a school girl. I'd upload a picture but I haven't figured that out yet.
Janeway and 7 of 9 really kicked ass! Well the show didn't pick up completely until 7 appeared.
But if I have to confess my favorite sci-fi show, it has to be BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, totallyyyy!!! (the new one, not the 70s one).
How did I miss a Trek discussion? Total trek junkie. Picard for the WIN. I like em all, yeah, I said it. ALL OF THEM. Roll that up and smoke it!
@Danny, ya know......you try to convince me that I am gay so much I am starting to wonder if you're actually gay.
@Liana, BSG was great TV. I think it worked on a lot of levels. I even have all the soundtracks. I really liked it when they got into the philosophical stuff and the metaphors and such.
@Dave I am right there with ya. All Trek is awesome. I would say Sisco is my favorite Captain though.
I started watching Next Generation when I was little and I loved it. Everything was bright and shiny!! Then there was DS9...and everything was dark. I didn't get into Voyager. But I did like Enterprise because of like Scott Bakula.
Quantum Leap!!
It was one of the few things my parents would let me watch. I loved it. My mother even made me my own uniform for pajamas. You're right DS9 was dark, but I loved the whole prophets theme. The Dominion war made it even better.
Chuck Palahniuk traveled to the The Virgin Islands. When he left, they were called "The Islands."
Every traipse I make into the Urban Outfitters is usually met with the same two questions.
Where is the comic books?
Where is the video games?
@matt, I like it so much I
Classic.
Chuck has hair?
Was looking for the right thread for this....never found it. Anyway, did anyone ever notice how ADORABLE mine and Dave's names look together???
Hello.
When I crack open a book I want the writer to talk to me about three things…
Boobs, blood and booze.
Nothing less. Nothing more.
I am the new Tyler Durden and I am here to say that it is time for nerdie writers to fuck off and to go away.
Real writers write with their fists not there brain. That’s the write way. That is the minimalist technician.
And real writers don’t use stupid words like “suddenly” or “cheese”. “Stately” is a joke to.
“cheese”. who the fuck wants to read about cheeses. “cheese” is so a retarded word and only dorks use that word. I want to read and write about boobs, blood and booze not no fuckin cheeses!
And that stupid ass Chucksucker James Joyce started his book with “stately”. what a fuckin joke. James Joyce starts his book with the word “stately”. Come on what kind of dork uses the word “stately”? he’s a total nerdie. Look nerdies leave the writing to the tuffs!
Use your fists not your brain when you write. That is the write way. That is the minimalist technician.
Nerdie writers need to leave literature to the tuffs. The real men.
I had a thought or two that some of you might be wondering of what I am up to lately fiction-wise. Come with me down the smokin Jack soaked tunnels and we will talk some about my first novel shall we?
My debut novel is American Control.
Its’ the story of a guy named Brad.
Brad, he’s the kinda guy who has no problem reading Playboy or Hustler on an airplane.
And he plays video games.
Lots of video games.
That, and he reads comic books.
Lots of comic books.
Brad is the angry cashier at a supermarket whose seen just enough of this world to know that in the end were just the same pile of toilet paper using mammals you see on the street man and aint it the fuckin truth.
Every traipse he makes into the Urban Outfitters is usually met with the same two questions.
Where is the comic books?
Where is the video games?
Our hero brad lives in Portland, Oregon. And he’s sick of the earth.
Every night he flies in his golden helicopter to KCMO and goes to the hot star studded KCMO nightclubs. The best dam clubs the worlds ever seen. The kinda clubs a man goes to when he wants to get wit some fly ass honeys and I’m not just talkin bout B or C squadders man I am telling you for truth.
Then he goes to the KFC in KCMO.
You can tell by the way that he use his walk that hes a womans man. No time for a talk.
Brad wakes up a morning and sees that hes got a special power. He can build leggoe houses.
Lots of leggoe houses.
In chapter 2 he builds his own Myspace.
In chapter 3 he starts to build a big leggoe bridge.
Leggoe bridge goes all the way from his hometown, it’s Portland, Oregon, across the lake to Paris in France.
From Paris France leggoe bridge goes all the way to Moscow in USSR.
When he’s in France the people in France all call him leggoecentrist or “leggoecentrique” like the people in France say.
From moscow in USSR leggoe bridge goes to KCMO.
From KCMO leggoe bridge goes to Berlin in Germany.
From Berlin in Germany leggoe bridge goes to Italy city in Italy.
He does all of this with the help of his bff.
His bffs name is Danny.
Danny and Brad dress up in a white wedding gown in one scene and they kiss but there not gay.
Brad looks into its’ eyes just like his own.
anyway there’s a twist in the story when an evil doctor starts smashing leggoe bridge just like in the clockwork orange by tony burger but I dont want to give to much away.
and lots o boobs
Still at the end Brad becomes the Gengis Kan of leggoes.
The Adolph Hitler of leggoes.
The Chuck Manson of leggoes.
The Moby Dickhead of leggoes.
The Tyler Durden of leggoes.
Brad, he is a legend.
Are you ready?
Whether your ready or not…
Here comes…
American Control…
And what kinda writes do I like?
The kinda writer who doesn’t read to much or care to much about big academic-sounding words.
The kinda writer who aint afraid of taking a shit with his clothes on or pissin himself dry when he crawls out of the bar man after drinkin a pint of Jack and smokin himself silly man and aint it the fuckin truth.
The kinda writer who reads Hustler and Chuck on the plane whilst playin video games and drinkin a hella pint of Jack.
The kinda writer who likes his lincoln leggoes and aint afraid to tell the world to show it.
The kinda writer who aint afraid to read Penthouse, comic books and Chuck while checkin out some fat bitchs groceryes in the plaza whilst savin up his dough for a fine ass trip to luna.
The kinda writer who plays video games with one hand whilst reading Penthouse and Chuck on the plane in the other.
Thats the kinda writes I crave.
The tuffs.
The minimalist technician.
The leggotardians.
The tuffs.
Not the nerds.
Nerds = sug hags.
Agree.
“The girl in the room had hella small boobs so she hid her boobs. She didnt get her boob job yet. But shes gonna” – my novel American Control comin out in July 2012 by Lulu
Oh he's back. I like your copy and paste. What's it like to be that in love with an author.
I found this for you. Goin' fishin'.
Stole my thunder.
He totally did.
@Davery, you´re cute!
@Count of Eggmont, bo-ring. I like leggo bridges though.
Davery!
I can tell people are awe inspired by the ingenuity there.
Damn Count. He's on the list.
@Matt, Damn you, I was plotting to bring back The RickRoll! Double whamy of ThunderSteal. FML.
You know what? I like this eggmont guy. He's funny, weird, a good writer and hella ironic. You guys kick him off I'm going to miss him. He may derail but he kind of adds something to this place some kind of bizarro element. And who cares if he cuts and pastes?
That said, Davery pretty fuckin awesome. Being a doctor of divinity, er of the law or something like that, I announce you Davery cyber married.
Yeah, I thought it was about time.
Nikki made it LitOfficial!
Everyone blow kazoos or something like that!
That said, I hope someone sends me a LitToaster.
We look so yin and yang. If marriages were based on clever names, surely ours would last an eternity.
"I am your density"
My WHAT???
I like Egmont too. Other than all the incorrect uses of "to" as "too".
That was probably part of the humor though...
I'd probably read that book, but Brandon and Danny would never kiss like that.
Yeah I think it's all ironic. And I'd totally read that book.
Hello McFly, hello!
Sometimes I think it's fun to write short stories that sound like Chuck.
I will for war simply because most people in war transferred from the cult.
My chant would probably be something more like:
We am Etgar Keret
We am Etgar Keret
Oh lauraunce that is a dangerous strategy ... We talking about early chuck or later chuck? How about you write a happy chuck? Heh heh heh.
Is there a difference other than he once wrote masterpieces and now he just writes fun stuff?
It's not really an emulation, Chuck's just the only writer I've ever heard write something that sounds just as good spoken. I suppose there's just an association in my mind when writing in that manner.
Yah whatever works for you. Just take what you want from everyone. He has good advice for writing as long as you don't take it too far. I think of hunter s Thompson and William s Burroughs in the same way. I look forward to reading your stories :-)
A muffled cry from the back corner of my room I think said I can't wait to read Laurence's stories too. But his mouth was all full of Bob so I can't be sure. Sounds good though.