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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 7, 2012 - 1:58pm

hey, you're actively financing the count

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like March 7, 2012 - 2:01pm

Are those jellyfish?

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 7, 2012 - 2:02pm

it's toxo. For biologicawl war-mothafucking-fare

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like March 7, 2012 - 2:04pm

Much more scary than jellyfish...

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 7, 2012 - 2:06pm

Avery, can I be the Chewbacca to your Han?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 2:07pm

I keep getting confused by my own avatar. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 7, 2012 - 5:23pm

I will be yoda, yes? War, beat you at, I shall.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 7, 2012 - 5:25pm

She never answered me. You could be the Yoda to Joe's Luke, Danny.

I think Avery will go back to the pearly white pic soon enough.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 7, 2012 - 5:32pm

Everyone wants her jumblies apparently.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 6:17pm

Everyone.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 7, 2012 - 6:33pm

Nobody wants my jumblies.  That is total bullshit.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 6:44pm

Well, that's because no one has seen them.

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The Count of Egmont from cali is reading Damned by Chuck March 8, 2012 - 8:45am

We all sound the same.

We are all the same.

We am Chuck.

We am Chuck.

We am Chuck.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 8:47am

That is awesome!  This is better than one of those Russian marry-me bots.

Good job, Egmont.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch March 8, 2012 - 11:17am

Mr. Count, sir, you forgot an apostrophe in the post about video games. I won't tell you where because I'm sure you're supersmart and you'll find it.

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The Count of Egmont from cali is reading Damned by Chuck March 8, 2012 - 12:39pm

Grammer and spelling aren't important.  Whats important is the feeling that this world is comin down one second at a time in this world where there are sheeps and wolfs and nobody inbetween.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 8, 2012 - 12:42pm

How much acid do you drop exactly? You've either got to be an Andy Kaufman level troll or really fucking high.  I haven't figured out which. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 12:46pm

Well, if he's got the doses I'm down to hang out.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 8, 2012 - 12:45pm

Hahahaha! Classic Kitts. 

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 8, 2012 - 12:45pm

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 8, 2012 - 12:46pm

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 12:48pm

Trolls just want love, you guys are forcing it to die alone in a cave!

I'm calling PETA!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 8, 2012 - 12:49pm

This is genius level troll. It's quite remarkable. I am going to secure a grant and study him. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 8, 2012 - 12:51pm

Matt is very easily amused.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 8, 2012 - 12:55pm

It's really the only way to live. 

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. March 8, 2012 - 1:52pm

Doses? Trolls? I'm woodstock ready. 

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson March 8, 2012 - 2:17pm

Woodstock? We're pioneers!!!

Water's going down like eight stars today.

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson March 8, 2012 - 2:18pm

I don't always double post, but when I do, I prefer to do it on litreactor.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 3:18pm

Welcome to Ralph Steadmans Narnia muh'fuckkkas,

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 8, 2012 - 3:19pm

That sounds amazing.

If only the Hobbit cartoon had been animated by Steadman...

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 9, 2012 - 7:01am

Kitts what was that website where you get people to fund your research or projects. I am seriously going to make one to study this guy. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 9, 2012 - 7:04am

kickstarter

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 9, 2012 - 11:10am

What's a troll? They don't sound so bad except for the name. Am I a troll?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 9, 2012 - 11:14am

"What's a troll? They don't sound so bad except for the name. Am I a troll?"

 

No you seem to contribute...albeit in a different sort of way....but contribute none the less. Here is the Urban Dictionary definition. 

 

"One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument'

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 9, 2012 - 11:27am

Coo. Thx. Are there like good trolls and bad trolls? Like are there trolls whose razzing is entertaining enough to be considered a contribution in itself? It all seems so impy!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 9, 2012 - 11:35am

No, trolling is like starting shit just for the sake of starting shit.....like going to a protest rally for something you agree with and then starting arguments with total strangers to see how mad you can make them. Or, starting an argument in the Lit just to see if you can piss people off. 

Also, here, I found this for you. 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 9, 2012 - 11:40am

Thx for the clarification Matt! And the pic. That's one unicorn who drank to much juice!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 9, 2012 - 12:01pm

No worries. This is the only online thing-a-ma-jig I have ever seen that doesn't really have trolls. Or very few. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 9, 2012 - 12:19pm

That's because we are the internet trolls.

 

0_0

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 9, 2012 - 12:32pm

Sounds about right. 

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 9, 2012 - 1:49pm

The thing is that we hijack every thread to talk about sex. So trolls can troll us, spammers can spam us, but we're just going to hijack the thread and talk about sex.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 9, 2012 - 1:54pm

We persevere. 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 9, 2012 - 3:22pm

We are 6 of 9.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 9, 2012 - 3:34pm

I am the 1%.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig March 9, 2012 - 3:39pm

Hahaha, Nick...so true. We troll ourselves.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 9, 2012 - 3:48pm

@Nikki, so we're Borg? 

@Utah, thank you for your manformation. 

@Nick, I never thought of it that way, but we do

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 9, 2012 - 4:04pm

Highly sexed Lit Borgs. We troll ourselves.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 9, 2012 - 4:05pm

Hahaha, that's hot. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 9, 2012 - 4:46pm

I am the egmont, koo koo kachoo!