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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch January 7, 2012 - 9:34am

I'm afraid eternal damnation isn't gone from the New Testament. It's just in the background, sometimes as a reminder of what happens if you're not a hippie.

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. January 7, 2012 - 10:20am

Everybody has some hidden liberal agenda. Even the disciples. 

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. January 7, 2012 - 10:28am

In the book "The Dirty Parts of the Bible" it talks about how Jesus was a hobo.  Pretty good book so far.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig January 7, 2012 - 10:37am

That sounds like an amazing read, Bryan.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. January 7, 2012 - 10:38am

Super cheap as a kindle (if you have prime, it's free).

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig January 7, 2012 - 10:47am

Ohhhhh. I wonder if I can make a Kindle book work on my E-Reader without a migraine?

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff January 7, 2012 - 12:29pm

That book's on my To Read list now.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin January 7, 2012 - 4:47pm

The Old Testament and the New Testament are 1 book with the same main character. It goes like this:

God = that guy who is never wrong about anything.
-Total Dick about it.
-Repeated genocide of those who disagree with him.
-Sometimes his best friends piss him off and he loses his shit.

Plot Point: He has a kid.
-Fatherhood becomes important to him, all of the sudden he isn't the only one who matters.
-In fact, as any parent will discover, he is not infallible.

-Alright, Forgiveness for everybody!

Revelations: But even though he forgives you, don't forget, he has a gun to your head and he doesn't give a fuck.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 7, 2012 - 5:33pm

Gonzo, that is a beautiful image.  I think Palahniuk would appreciate that.  I know Palahniuk is gay but I'm just curious to what his type is.  I like Clive Barker likes the big black dudes 'cause his partner is this big black dude but I'm just curious about Chuck. You never see him with anyone.

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postpomo from Canada is reading words words words January 7, 2012 - 5:40pm

I highly recommend the Boomer Bible. Like it says on the label. The bible as rewritten from the perspective of baby boomers instead of hebrews back in the day. Heaps of irreverance on everybody and then some.

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Stinson Anderson from Indiana is reading Choke by Chuck Palahniuk January 7, 2012 - 7:58pm

Chuck who? 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 7, 2012 - 10:52pm

@nkwilczy--I still don't get how Jesus can be God and be the Son of God but not share the same consciousness?  And this Holy Spirit, is it a third entity and on what level does it exist?  So many metaphysical questions that are never addressed. Sidenote:  I just read a comic called American Jesus by Mark Millar which starts off with the concept that a kid born in modern day America learns he is Christ resurrected.  Then it takes such a shocking turn at the end that it turns everything on it's head.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin January 7, 2012 - 10:57pm

My interpretation of the Bible is literary, not theological. I'm not here to apologize for their crazy DID God.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 7, 2012 - 11:10pm

But you must apologize!  Just like all white people must apologize for slavery! and all muslims for sept. 11th and all black people for OJ Simpson!  We are a country of absolute irrationalists.  There can be no grey area!  There is only God's word and nothing else!  (sarcasm intended)

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff January 8, 2012 - 4:40am

@Aliensoul: don't ask, just believe, man.

God must be the one who invented that Omertà word and stuff

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch January 8, 2012 - 10:02am

I apologize for Dracula.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 8, 2012 - 8:24pm

@Liana--HHAHAHHAHA!  That was hilarious.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry January 9, 2012 - 8:59am

@Liana:  I forgive you, but I still intend to bring it up at family reunions if I see that you're starting to have a good time.

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Jimothy Scott from Canada is reading The wise mans fear January 12, 2012 - 11:07am

Don't get me wrong I like Chuck I've read a lot of his stuff but it does get frusterating how many people emulate him on this site. I tend to borrow voice from whatever I last read. Question: How does one develop thier own writing voice? 

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postpomo from Canada is reading words words words January 12, 2012 - 11:21am

As my 20th Century Lit. prof told me "Write, write, write."

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Jimothy Scott from Canada is reading The wise mans fear January 12, 2012 - 11:29am

no shortcuts I suppose (sigh)

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postpomo from Canada is reading words words words January 12, 2012 - 11:34am

I did the same thing for a long time - I'd read something and emulate some aspect of the style. I've had some real trouble getting down to writing these days. I don't know what the inertia's all about. As a result, I don't sound like Chuck (or anybody for that matter).

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The Count of Egmont from cali is reading Damned by Chuck January 30, 2012 - 5:26pm

We sound more like the Father than the Father sounds like the Father.

We sound more like Chuck than Chuck sounds like Chuck.

We sound more like the Father than the Father sounds like the Father.

We sound more like Chuck than Chuck sounds like Chuck.

We am Chuck.

We am Chuck.

We am Chuck.

We am Chuck.

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Dave Hanson from Connecticut is reading Incredibly pulpy fantasy and sci-fi January 30, 2012 - 6:02pm
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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch January 30, 2012 - 10:31pm

Somebody's obsessed...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry January 31, 2012 - 7:59am

How much wood could a woodchuck...chuck?

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. January 31, 2012 - 8:34am

I used to want to sound like Chuck, then I read Damned.

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The Count of Egmont from cali is reading Damned by Chuck March 7, 2012 - 12:31pm

Part of the secret of sounding like Chuck is not reading too much or thinking too much. I don't have much of an education and didn't finish college but I do know the videogames.

Playing videogames are more important than reading lit.  If you can play Mass Effect 3, you know all you need to know about writing characters and building the action without too much detail.  Detail gets distracting to the writers craft.

I'm wondering if other writers on this site feel the same way.  I think that playing videogames is a great preparation for writing lit.

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Fylh from from from is reading is from is reading is reading is reading reading is reading March 7, 2012 - 12:33pm

Oh, he's back.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 12:33pm

And how do you feel about leggoes?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 7, 2012 - 1:00pm

Dammit!  What don't I know about the leggoes?  This is some crucial shit!

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 1:02pm

Sadly, the thread is gone.  It was a special time for us all.  We bonded.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 7, 2012 - 1:06pm

building leggoe bridges to Europe > spamming Litreactor. Simple as that. But that guy was devoted to defending his premise (he claimed to be writing a book about building lego (TM) bridges across the world, and that he hated the conventions of English Grammar and form), and IIRC there were at least a couple people who took his side until they realized he was trolling us.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 7, 2012 - 1:07pm

Is that guy still around?  Is he one of us?  He should be.

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SConley from Texas is reading Coin Locker Babies March 7, 2012 - 1:09pm

I agree. He's funny.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 1:10pm

Well, I sort of think he has many incarnations.  You never know when he will strike!  With a lego.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 7, 2012 - 1:13pm

But Egmont is totally not active enough.  It's hard to keep him being funny if he doesn't participate.  Plus I'd really like to find out what he thinks about Mass Effect 3 because I'm considering getting it and if it will make me a better writer you better believe I'll snatch it up!  $60 is a small price to pay for literary brilliance. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 1:16pm

I'm sorry we don't have enough trolls?

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 7, 2012 - 1:26pm

And the book of Chuck says:

2.27 Thou shall greet trolls with open arms for they are the most beautiful of spirits. 2.28 And Laurance is king.

Revelations:
11.22 The apocalypse approaches and all non-believers receive the King's mighty war wrath.

12.54 Laurance wins the WAR competition. And money. And respect. And people want to date him.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 7, 2012 - 1:31pm

now at least we know who pays you Count. Isn't it a gaming company that starts with Bio and ends with Ware?

HAH!

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 7, 2012 - 1:35pm

BioTechnological UnderWare?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 1:36pm

I saw some of that in a hunting magazine yesterday...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 7, 2012 - 1:37pm

You seem like the kind of person who reads hunting magazines.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 1:42pm

My husband gets them.  He hunts.  He says he wants things and I take the catalogs and mock the products for hours.  He sort of hates me.  But just sort of.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like March 7, 2012 - 1:45pm

Could be any one of these guys.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 7, 2012 - 1:52pm

surely Dodo II

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like March 7, 2012 - 1:53pm

Either him or Beerwout.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 1:55pm

@ Utah - here is that underware you wanted.  Technically it is:

Cool Breeze Moisture Management Boxer - BLOWOUT SALE

I can't make this shit up.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 7, 2012 - 1:56pm

That is a fuckin great price for those!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 1:58pm

I don't know about you, but I'm always looking for a better way to manage the moisture in my underwear. 

going to stock up!