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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. May 13, 2012 - 4:06am

Yay. It's deadline day for those two brave warriors. Only one may walk away.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like May 13, 2012 - 9:09am

Time: T minus 11 hours and counting

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 13, 2012 - 10:04am

This has definitely been the most difficult writing week.  It's been tense and the pressure's been heavy.  I'm kind of glad to send this story out and let my fate take its final voyage.

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Americantypo from Philadelphia is reading The Bone Clocks May 13, 2012 - 10:07am

Wow, this past week went by pretty quick. I forgot I said I had gifts for the winner and runner ups! Which reminds me, I'll need people to message me their addresses if they'd like me to mail them the tiny knives, and whoever wins this whole thing will get that ax among other gifts.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 13, 2012 - 11:02am

I'm totally up for a tiny knife!  But, I'm living in Canada, so you're going to have to pay extra.  I'm also not sure what sort of restrictions there are with sending weapons (big or small) across the border...

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like May 13, 2012 - 11:08am

"Tiny knives" is code for prepaid debit cards, right?

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz May 13, 2012 - 11:15am

I am going to send Ketamine to the winner.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like May 13, 2012 - 11:42am

I am going to send Ketamine to the winner.

Don't vote for me.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 13, 2012 - 12:21pm

Aw, just like old times, Chester!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 13, 2012 - 12:27pm

I don't have your story yet, do I Beka?  If I do, then I don't, and you should re-send that.  If I don't, then everythings fine.  No rush.  I get paranoid sometimes.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz May 13, 2012 - 12:31pm

And, you forgot the comma on everything's.

Okay Hoppsicle, 

Coke for the winner. Not the soda. But looks like Baking.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz May 13, 2012 - 12:32pm

These stories better be good.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 13, 2012 - 12:42pm

"And, you forgot the comma on everything's."

I hate* you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*appreciate you pointing out my mistakes.  This is the only way I will grow as a person.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly May 13, 2012 - 1:06pm

Let's not be pedantic.

 

also

 

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 13, 2012 - 12:55pm

I haven't sent it out yet.  Mother's day lunch with both moms and then I'll do one more edit and then I'll send it to you a bit later this evening.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 13, 2012 - 12:56pm

That's fine.  Just wanted to be sure.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like May 13, 2012 - 12:58pm

Hoppsicle

lol

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 13, 2012 - 1:02pm

I would have wanted that K, Chesticle.  It's gonna be the new trend drug here.  Everything that's trendy in the UK becomes trendy here, and I wanna be ahead of the curb.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like May 13, 2012 - 5:43pm

EDIT

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. May 13, 2012 - 3:00pm

Not too long now. Soon we'll know.

Also, Typo, same as with Rebecca, is it all good you sending stuff overseas? I mean, I wont get upset if you don't want to. International shipping is not so cheap.

Clocks are ticking. The clocks are attached to enormous bombs. The end of WAR! is nigh.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 13, 2012 - 4:18pm

I totally got sidetracked because I found THIS.

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Americantypo from Philadelphia is reading The Bone Clocks May 13, 2012 - 4:39pm

yeah, i'm not sure. we'll figure it out later. i'll look up what's okay as far as mailing stuff goes.

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. May 13, 2012 - 5:33pm

Aye, so I'm off to bed. Looking forward to reading those stories when I get up.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 13, 2012 - 6:29pm

Final Match is up. 

The final prompt: War

Thanks for all your hard work guys.  And thanks for letting me bother you this entire time!  It's been amazing. 

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 13, 2012 - 6:50pm

No, thanks for all YOUR hard work, Avery!

Now that it's all on, this is pretty much going to be me for the entire week:

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 13, 2012 - 6:52pm

I read over these and I think I know where my vote is going, but I want to think it over before I vote.  Sleep on it. 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz May 13, 2012 - 7:26pm

bexster™

You look like an Island girl. Any Hawaiian ties?

Also:

I wanna be ahead of the curb.

 

For the record, it is curve. Ahead of the curve. Ya know, like the bell curve? 

 

Zing!

 

I hate* you.

 

I say this:

 

 

 

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 13, 2012 - 7:40pm

My mom's from the Philippines.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz May 13, 2012 - 7:41pm

Hmmm. Syrup had the low word count balls. I like that.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz May 13, 2012 - 7:44pm

half-hearted phooeys™

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 14, 2012 - 7:10am

"half-hearted phooeys"

I liked that a lot.

Um, in case Beka was wondering, I'm not doing a big scary poll.

Seems repetitive.

And redundant

And repetitive

And redundant
And repetitive
And redundant
And repetitive
And redundant
And repetitive
And redundant
And repetitive
And redundant
And repetitive
And redundant
And repetitive
And redundant
And repetitive
And redundant
And repetitive
And redundant
And repetitive
And redundant
And repetitive
And redundant
And repetitive
And redundant
And repetitive

And also redundant

 

 

 

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 14, 2012 - 7:16am

No.

It's not.

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It's not.

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It's not.

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It's not.

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It's not.

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It's not.

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It's not.

No.

It's not.

Of course.

I'm joking.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz May 14, 2012 - 10:17am

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 14, 2012 - 12:04pm

Word.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like May 15, 2012 - 12:57pm

raw

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like May 17, 2012 - 7:18am

All quiet on this front...

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like May 17, 2012 - 7:18am

Scouts report no enemy activity...

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like May 17, 2012 - 7:19am

IT'S A TRAP!!!

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 17, 2012 - 7:32am

Nobody wants to admit their location.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like May 17, 2012 - 7:50am

Pardon my blindness -- What's the vote count so far?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 17, 2012 - 7:52am

2-16.  Stalin-fucking in the lead.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 17, 2012 - 7:57am

I keep forgetting that you're not able to jump into the voting, Hopkins. :(

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like May 17, 2012 - 8:02am

@Bek - If it's 2-16, I don't guess it would make much difference either way.

@Utah - PM

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 18, 2012 - 5:03am

I'm officially putting a stop to this tomorrow.  There will be cake at my house, all are welcome.  I want to do it early. 

How about...2:23pm CST?  Hows that feel?  I'm working very hard pasting glitter onto the crown as we speak.  It's messy. 

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter May 18, 2012 - 5:07am

Make sure you leave enough time for it to dry!

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like May 18, 2012 - 7:32am

I want to say things... but can't.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 18, 2012 - 7:35am

I want to do it early.

I'd recommend having somebody stay over then.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 18, 2012 - 7:49am

"I'd recommend having somebody stay over then."

Good idea. 

"I want to say things... but can't."

Me too.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 19, 2012 - 7:52am

The results are final.  Ladies, gentlemen, most of the rest of you - I give you your War Champion!!!

T 24

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. May 19, 2012 - 7:53am

Fucking aye.

WELL DONE REBECCA. Winning five duels in a row, and with such style. Just awesome.