jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeApril 15, 2012 - 5:27pm
Everybody Wants to Whirl the Ruler
jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeApril 15, 2012 - 5:28pm
Something Happens and I'm Held Over Here
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 5:34pm
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 15, 2012 - 5:40pm
About two and a half hours.....
I like what I am seeing guys!
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 5:51pm
Good cuz Howie's cat is going to shred the losers.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 15, 2012 - 5:56pm
I literally have no plans other than sitting here and waiting for your stories. You know who you are.
Well, not true...in about five minutes I have to go read a bedtime story and do a very specific nighty night ritual. It will take about fifteen minutes. So you can all relax during that time, for I will be elsewhere, and not watching you like hawks.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 6:02pm
I got your back Doll. Get your shit in here muthas! (This coming from mr. very last nano-second)
Hey if anyone wants out, I can have a story ready by the deadline!
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsApril 15, 2012 - 6:07pm
Where my goddamn stories at?
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 6:08pm
Woo-woo Rennie!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 15, 2012 - 6:18pm
Okay.
As you can probably tell, this is me being patient.
This is the best I can do.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 6:19pm
A.K.A.
F.Y.I.
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsApril 15, 2012 - 6:25pm
what, you're getting high?
wickedvoodoo
from Mansfield, England is reading stuff.April 15, 2012 - 6:41pm
Phew.
Sorry if you were just waiting for me before you could start posting the match-ups. Been a hectic week. My brain hurts right now but I made it.
Can't wait to see all the other stories.
WAR!!!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 15, 2012 - 6:43pm
No worries. I wasn't!
I still need TWO MORE STORIES!!!
Richard
from St. Louis is reading various anthologiesApril 15, 2012 - 6:49pm
the tension mounts.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 6:59pm
I prefer to mount the tension.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 6:59pm
Double DQ's!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 15, 2012 - 7:00pm
ONE HOUR!
Come on ya losers!!! Give me your motherfucking stories!
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 7:02pm
I know where the stories are.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 15, 2012 - 7:04pm
I know where they ARE NOT!
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 7:06pm
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 15, 2012 - 7:07pm
I liked that.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 15, 2012 - 7:18pm
hmmmm
If you guys were me, you'd feel sort of awkward right now.
About 40 minutes!
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 7:24pm
I am trying to entertain the War Queen.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 15, 2012 - 7:27pm
...off with their heads
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 7:28pm
I bet they already finished their stories days ago but they've been abducted by Meatseeker and she is flaying their bodies in her lounge/jam room/art studio/rape room while Danny records it while Dave makes memes to promote it in theatres.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 15, 2012 - 7:31pm
That is awesome.
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryApril 15, 2012 - 7:33pm
@Chester: What was that fight sequence you posted earlier?
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 7:34pm
Old Boy.
Hey Jessica, here is what you do to them later:
Moderator
Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryApril 15, 2012 - 7:35pm
Why did Denis Leary just stab that guy in the eye?
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 7:36pm
Because Avery ordered him to.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 15, 2012 - 7:37pm
"Because Avery ordered him to."
Damn straight.
Dear friends - I am holding on one little story....everyone cross something that it comes in on time!!
wickedvoodoo
from Mansfield, England is reading stuff.April 15, 2012 - 7:37pm
Hmm, not long left now. Since I finally got my story sent over I can join the impatient crowd.
I want to read Richard's story at least before I go to bed. It's almost four in the morning here.
War!!!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 15, 2012 - 7:39pm
....twenty minutes...
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyApril 15, 2012 - 7:45pm
Are we there yet?
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 7:54pm
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 8:22pm
Getting high makes me feel famous.
Richard
from St. Louis is reading various anthologiesApril 15, 2012 - 8:34pm
psyched. nervous. RELEASE THE KRAKEN.
Richard
from St. Louis is reading various anthologiesApril 15, 2012 - 8:37pm
wait...i only see six stories up. aren't we missing two? what's up?
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyApril 15, 2012 - 8:41pm
I am also confused by this.
Richard
from St. Louis is reading various anthologiesApril 15, 2012 - 8:51pm
i'm hoping we didn't get a disqualification. avery?
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsApril 15, 2012 - 8:53pm
Looks like somebody spaced on the date.
Richard
from St. Louis is reading various anthologiesApril 15, 2012 - 9:05pm
uh oh, that would be...unfortunate, to win like that. was already a shame to lose Moon.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 9:26pm
I can write a story in twenty minutes!
I could dance a tesseract, do a cosmic jig!
I shouldn't have done that blow with the cat.
Covewriter
from Nashville, Tennessee is reading & SonsApril 15, 2012 - 9:34pm
Oh fun. We get to vote again already!
jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeApril 15, 2012 - 10:18pm
Did the last story come in?
jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeApril 15, 2012 - 10:20pm
Also, Chester's a GIF genius. Do you have these all compiled and indexed by occasion, like greeting cards?
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazApril 15, 2012 - 10:58pm
Yep!
I have been told on more than one occasion that I have a gif for every occasion.
My wife says I'm gif-ted. And she isn't referring to my tongue-swirling capabilities.
I don't think it came in, the story that is, but I could be wrong.
Byes at this point are heart-wrenching.
There should be a pinch hitter ready to go for this in the future, if indeed, this is the case.
Release the Korpon.
Also, reading these first three, I am amused that some authors are recycling lines. Actual lines from other stories.
It is funny. Writers DNA splattered all over the blood-bespattered walls.
I see you motherfuckers. And I really like what I see. And take it from me, there are plenty of other twats in the sea.
Good job everyone.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersApril 16, 2012 - 4:37am
Calm yourselves.
Everyone made it in. I had a technical glitch in the Matrix and had to wait until morning to make it happen. The contestants of Match 4 were made aware. It shall be posted in just a second.
Bekanator
from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay HunterApril 16, 2012 - 6:07am
I've read the first three matchups so far, and I can honestly say that things are getting catfight fierce out there. Geez.
I hope everybody else in the game is as fucking exhausted as I am.
Everybody Wants to Whirl the Ruler
Something Happens and I'm Held Over Here
About two and a half hours.....
I like what I am seeing guys!
Good cuz Howie's cat is going to shred the losers.
I literally have no plans other than sitting here and waiting for your stories. You know who you are.
Well, not true...in about five minutes I have to go read a bedtime story and do a very specific nighty night ritual. It will take about fifteen minutes. So you can all relax during that time, for I will be elsewhere, and not watching you like hawks.
I got your back Doll. Get your shit in here muthas! (This coming from mr. very last nano-second)
Hey if anyone wants out, I can have a story ready by the deadline!
Where my goddamn stories at?
Woo-woo Rennie!
Okay.
As you can probably tell, this is me being patient.
This is the best I can do.
A.K.A.
F.Y.I.
what, you're getting high?
Phew.
Sorry if you were just waiting for me before you could start posting the match-ups. Been a hectic week. My brain hurts right now but I made it.
Can't wait to see all the other stories.
WAR!!!
No worries. I wasn't!
I still need TWO MORE STORIES!!!
the tension mounts.
I prefer to mount the tension.
Double DQ's!
ONE HOUR!
Come on ya losers!!! Give me your motherfucking stories!
I know where the stories are.
I know where they ARE NOT!
I liked that.
hmmmm
If you guys were me, you'd feel sort of awkward right now.
About 40 minutes!
I am trying to entertain the War Queen.
...off with their heads
I bet they already finished their stories days ago but they've been abducted by Meatseeker and she is flaying their bodies in her lounge/jam room/art studio/rape room while Danny records it while Dave makes memes to promote it in theatres.
That is awesome.
@Chester: What was that fight sequence you posted earlier?
Old Boy.
Hey Jessica, here is what you do to them later:
Why did Denis Leary just stab that guy in the eye?
Because Avery ordered him to.
"Because Avery ordered him to."
Damn straight.
Dear friends - I am holding on one little story....everyone cross something that it comes in on time!!
Hmm, not long left now. Since I finally got my story sent over I can join the impatient crowd.
I want to read Richard's story at least before I go to bed. It's almost four in the morning here.
War!!!
....twenty minutes...
Are we there yet?
Getting high makes me feel famous.
psyched. nervous. RELEASE THE KRAKEN.
wait...i only see six stories up. aren't we missing two? what's up?
I am also confused by this.
i'm hoping we didn't get a disqualification. avery?
Looks like somebody spaced on the date.
uh oh, that would be...unfortunate, to win like that. was already a shame to lose Moon.
I can write a story in twenty minutes!
I could dance a tesseract, do a cosmic jig!
I shouldn't have done that blow with the cat.
Oh fun. We get to vote again already!
Did the last story come in?
Also, Chester's a GIF genius. Do you have these all compiled and indexed by occasion, like greeting cards?
Yep!
I have been told on more than one occasion that I have a gif for every occasion.
My wife says I'm gif-ted. And she isn't referring to my tongue-swirling capabilities.
I don't think it came in, the story that is, but I could be wrong.
Byes at this point are heart-wrenching.
There should be a pinch hitter ready to go for this in the future, if indeed, this is the case.
Release the Korpon.
Also, reading these first three, I am amused that some authors are recycling lines. Actual lines from other stories.
It is funny. Writers DNA splattered all over the blood-bespattered walls.
I see you motherfuckers. And I really like what I see. And take it from me, there are plenty of other twats in the sea.
Good job everyone.
Calm yourselves.
Everyone made it in. I had a technical glitch in the Matrix and had to wait until morning to make it happen. The contestants of Match 4 were made aware. It shall be posted in just a second.
I've read the first three matchups so far, and I can honestly say that things are getting catfight fierce out there. Geez.
I hope everybody else in the game is as fucking exhausted as I am.