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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 7, 2012 - 4:52pm

I'm every different flavor of ready.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series March 7, 2012 - 4:53pm

Avery's tits are THE tits. If it was a tits contest, I'd have no hope against her. Luckily it's not purely tits based, so I have a glimmer of hope left.

Nikki, the only way you're getting down on me is if I'm not fast enough to get down on you first. I mean.. um, Guitar solos?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 7, 2012 - 4:54pm

I try to create WAR and what I manage is to instigate a girl-on-girl lovefest.

Once again, I have outdone myself.

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User Unavailable March 7, 2012 - 4:56pm

I could kick your jumblies today, or tomorrow.  

 

Whatevaaaaaaa, homeboyz.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 7, 2012 - 4:57pm

It wasn't even that great of a picture.

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User Unavailable March 7, 2012 - 4:59pm

I was telling some people last night we should have babe of the month/hunk of the month poll threads.

Genius, right?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 7, 2012 - 5:01pm

We better expand this site pretty quick then or I'll be sweeping both categories every month.

God damn I am sexy.

SEXY!

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 7, 2012 - 5:02pm

PICS!

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 7, 2012 - 5:05pm

Oooh. Zexy bitches galore! Oh my oh my!!!

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User Unavailable March 7, 2012 - 5:43pm

Well, howdie do, I see you met meh faithful handy man.

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jacks_username from Louisville, Kentucky is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland March 7, 2012 - 5:48pm

Hunk of the month? I'd win everytime. Dave once, maybe. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 7, 2012 - 7:51pm

Jason wins prettiest boy lol

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Dave from Texas is reading constantly March 7, 2012 - 7:59pm

Speaking of which

 

Don't be hatin' now! It's all in good fun.

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 7, 2012 - 8:00pm

Pretty effin hot.

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Dave from Texas is reading constantly March 7, 2012 - 8:00pm

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User Unavailable March 7, 2012 - 8:06pm

I arouse myself in that picture. 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 7, 2012 - 8:10pm

Likewise

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 7, 2012 - 8:34pm

Where is Jason???

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User Unavailable March 7, 2012 - 8:36pm

Danny, I always knew you were a bottom.

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jacks_username from Louisville, Kentucky is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland March 7, 2012 - 8:37pm

When I get the hundred workshop reviews badge, I expect a poster.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 7, 2012 - 8:39pm

Only for you Laurance and Joseph...and Panda and

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Jason Van Horn from North Carolina is reading A Feast For Crows March 7, 2012 - 8:47pm

Hell yeah - my Morrisey picture would win (apparently)

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 7, 2012 - 9:20pm

The more I see that picture...the more I notice this weird looking shadow that makes one of my boobs look deformed or something.

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts March 7, 2012 - 9:28pm

Round 1 predictions?

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User Unavailable March 7, 2012 - 9:31pm

I win all of them, TKO.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 7, 2012 - 9:41pm

I have them, but I hate to say. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 7, 2012 - 9:44pm

All contestants are confirmed.  Brackets stand as they are. 

Prompts drop tomorrow around 5:00 PM CST.

Get ready.

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson March 7, 2012 - 10:20pm

Look at my avatar to see what I am going to do to you all.

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jacks_username from Louisville, Kentucky is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland March 7, 2012 - 10:31pm

WAR FACES!!!

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 7, 2012 - 10:33pm

I'd try to bribe people with my jumblies, but apparently Dave owns them now...

 

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jacks_username from Louisville, Kentucky is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland March 7, 2012 - 10:38pm

Prose before hoes.

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Richard from St. Louis is reading Red Moon by Benjamin Percy March 7, 2012 - 10:44pm

damn, lit chicks.

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 7, 2012 - 10:44pm

Hee Hee ... skips off to the swing set.

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 7, 2012 - 10:44pm

Hee Hee ... skips off to the swing set.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz March 7, 2012 - 10:46pm

I am surrounded by a plethora of mindclits.

And I want to have stimulating discourse with every single one of them.

 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 7, 2012 - 10:49pm

Ah Chester who knew you were the mushy sort?

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz March 7, 2012 - 10:54pm

Mush. Yum. Mushy. Yum, yum. Mmmmm. Yum. Mushy-mush. 

Blame it on the jumblies.

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manda lynn from Ohio is reading Faust March 7, 2012 - 11:31pm

boobs.... everywhere....

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 8, 2012 - 12:28am

I know! Isn't it great?

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Jose F. Diaz from East Coast is reading short novels by various authors that change so much it isn't worth posting here. March 8, 2012 - 1:05am

My last thing I have to say before we really get started.

"Hard work will beat talent everytime talent refuses to work hard."

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manda lynn from Ohio is reading Faust March 8, 2012 - 1:07am

well put. best of luck to all :)

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Richard from St. Louis is reading Red Moon by Benjamin Percy March 8, 2012 - 1:10am

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Richard from St. Louis is reading Red Moon by Benjamin Percy March 8, 2012 - 1:11am

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Richard from St. Louis is reading Red Moon by Benjamin Percy March 8, 2012 - 1:11am

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Richard from St. Louis is reading Red Moon by Benjamin Percy March 8, 2012 - 1:13am

Always

Be

Closing

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 8, 2012 - 1:15am

Jason wishes you luck....

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz March 8, 2012 - 1:40am

Nice gauntlet Richard.

Is that Jason's Author pic?

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 8, 2012 - 1:45am

yeah, it's his Morissey pose. lol

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz March 8, 2012 - 1:55am

Nice.

Okay you fuckers. I am putting on my game faces.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz March 8, 2012 - 1:58am