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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 17, 2012 - 3:30pm

you go with your bad self! i'm gonna go look at a car then i will start typing. worked a bunch out in my head last night but then got derailed by this...

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/ctd/2904574969.html

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading Comic books and motorcycle riding guides March 17, 2012 - 3:49pm
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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 17, 2012 - 3:52pm

that's pretty fuckin cool howie. i mean, besides the fact that i'd kill myself going all gonzo on it.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 17, 2012 - 4:03pm

I've finished my WAR! story yesterday. But I don't feel like parting from it yet.. we've been together intensely.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading Comic books and motorcycle riding guides March 17, 2012 - 6:57pm

These are going to be posted in the Workshop, right?

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 17, 2012 - 7:19pm

not for the voting @Howie

after each round is complete though, it's possible to workshop those stories the course of which is kaputt in WAR. Right?

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 17, 2012 - 8:07pm

Almost done at the dealership then I got to write my story. Talk about last minute writing flurry!

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Richard from St. Louis is reading Red Moon by Benjamin Percy March 17, 2012 - 8:58pm

wow, so i'm looking at the brackets, and if i want to make it all the way, just based on the seeding, my battles would be something like this

1. covewriter (8)
2. flaminia (4)
3. nkwilczy (2)
4. rmoon (1) or avery (2)
5. nikki (1) or manda (1)

wow. that would be VERY difficult.

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manda lynn from Ohio is reading Faust March 17, 2012 - 9:01pm

what time are these due tomorrow as in EST? i want to know if i needed to finish revisions tonight or could do it tomorrow evening...

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Richard from St. Louis is reading Red Moon by Benjamin Percy March 17, 2012 - 9:34pm

i think it's 9 pm cst. but i couldn't find the details. maybe it's on the prompt you were PMd? I lost that too.

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts March 17, 2012 - 9:43pm

10 PM CST, so 11 in real time Manda.

 

But that was yesterday. We all massively spaced on the date. It's all ruined.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 17, 2012 - 9:46pm

"We all massively spaced on the date."

Mwahahahha!  I'm the winner by default! 

I really don't feel confident going into the first round.  If I win, I'll buy you all an ice cream!*

 

 

*I'll post some sort of picture of ice cream on here.

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Richard from St. Louis is reading Red Moon by Benjamin Percy March 17, 2012 - 9:47pm

no worries, they are due Sunday night. at 10 PM CST (oops on the 9 PM). 

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Covewriter from Nashville, Tennessee is reading & Sons March 17, 2012 - 10:01pm

My hope this round is to become a "7" instead of an "8" for next time, or maybe a "6."

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manda lynn from Ohio is reading Faust March 17, 2012 - 10:01pm

i'm almost finished revising, now - i realized combing through all the threads looking for a defintie time would take longer than to just do it tonight. thanks though :)

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Richard from St. Louis is reading Red Moon by Benjamin Percy March 17, 2012 - 10:30pm

cool. best of luck. but you won't need it.

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Americantypo from Philadelphia is reading The Song of Kali March 17, 2012 - 10:49pm

Drinking hanger one on the rocks cause I'm done work and my motherfucking
Story is done. Boom!

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 17, 2012 - 10:57pm

@typo you go! i'm gonna be like the last one in. you put me to shame. all of youz.

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manda lynn from Ohio is reading Faust March 18, 2012 - 12:04am

oh yeah - the deadline info was right there in the prompt email the whole time.  just found it when i went in to copy/paste the prompt in my document :)

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. March 18, 2012 - 1:50am

Sent mine over. Phew. That email felt good to send.

Just gotta hope it's better that Jason's now. I will say one thing, I would definitely never have written this story without the prompt, thats for sure.

I still supsect it may suck. But it was fun so hey, I don't mind.

 

War! It's fan-tastic.

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 18, 2012 - 1:51am

I'm sure it's great :-)

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. March 18, 2012 - 1:55am

Oh, it is.

But it still might suck. ;-p

 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 18, 2012 - 2:07am

all stories should have a little sucky suck in them! :-)

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Death by Sunshine by Allison Burnett March 18, 2012 - 2:28am

Mine goes in the mail right now!

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 18, 2012 - 2:43am

This is going to be a long week of voting and reading stories.

I say we all just read the first line of each story and judge it by that.  That's fair, right?

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 18, 2012 - 2:46am

Totally fair. If the first line doesn't grab you it's all over!

Jk. Maybe ;-)

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts March 18, 2012 - 2:51am

Going to be under the wire tomorrow with a quick revision. Needs a couple lines here and there but I've got plenty of room. Broke a lot of rules in so little space. Fucking prompts.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 18, 2012 - 2:55am

I will read each story unless it bores the fuck out of me.  Then I will say fuck you story.  If I like neither story I will not vote.

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Death by Sunshine by Allison Burnett March 18, 2012 - 2:59am

That makes me nervous... What if someone doesn't read the whole story because of a slow part of it, but it's an awesome story? Danny you have to read every single word of every single story! Jk...... (NOT!)

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 18, 2012 - 3:01am

Hey, will any non-members here please go to this thread and let me know if they can vote on the poll?  Please?

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 18, 2012 - 3:03am

I will read at least half a story before I  give up on it.  If it hasn't engaged the reader at the halfway point then I think it's fair to say it won't but I will still skim the rest to see if by some miracle, they pull a twist somewhere.  You have nothing to worry about.  LIke with your anthology story, I think you are good with dialogue.  Just always be engaging and make your characters say weird shit lol

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Death by Sunshine by Allison Burnett March 18, 2012 - 3:05am

Too late... I sent my story already! There's nothing weird in it! Except all of it. Ok, I'm shutting up.

Liana, I disqualify you.

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manda lynn from Ohio is reading Faust March 18, 2012 - 9:16am

i voted in your poll. i think that means it's broken, since i could....

 

@ renfield - i have to bury a few lines to up the prompt compliance myself. wasn't paying attention to one adjective in the prompt and i'm not sure f that adjective could cause me problems by way of technicality...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 18, 2012 - 9:26am

Dear Everybody:

It appears it is not possible to make a poll that has members-only access, so it will not be possible to post the files in polls where voting takes place.  Averydoll has saved the tournament's bacon with the sharp suggestion that we post the story files in a locked discussion thread and post the poll separately.  This way your stories can still be posted privately. 

So thanks, Averydoll. 

And to all of you, please accept my apologies for not seeing this issue earlier and maybe getting it smoothed over. 

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manda lynn from Ohio is reading Faust March 18, 2012 - 9:29am

you seem to have smoothed it over. no apologies necessary.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 18, 2012 - 9:33am

Whatever.  I'm off to repeatedly kick myself in the nuts now.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 18, 2012 - 9:38am

And to add to it, you bumped the page.

But really, this is just a minor thing.  I don't think it will make a difference.  And you caught it before it caused a problem, and that is what matters.

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manda lynn from Ohio is reading Faust March 18, 2012 - 9:39am

how do - is that even physically possible??

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XyZy from New York City is reading everything Dickens wrote March 18, 2012 - 9:47am

Only on accident.

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R.Moon from 2nd circle of Inferno is reading Books March 18, 2012 - 10:33am

Been gone all weekend, but will have mine in tonight.

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jacks_username from Louisville, Kentucky is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland March 18, 2012 - 12:53pm

The seeding is totally bogus. 

Seeding in general is pretty bogus. 

North Carolina is the number 1 seed now. 

Come on.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 18, 2012 - 12:54pm

How would you rather we do it, just for future reference?

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jacks_username from Louisville, Kentucky is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland March 18, 2012 - 12:56pm

Random generator? Seeding based on the winners of this tournament? 

Duck, duck, goose?

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 18, 2012 - 12:56pm

I don't see how that is really any different. 

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jyh from the center of the universe is reading Cyclonopedia FTW March 18, 2012 - 12:58pm

With the whole private polling biz, will non-combatants be unable to read and vote?  Paying members only?  I was hoping to rip you all off mercilessly wade through the carnage.

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jacks_username from Louisville, Kentucky is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland March 18, 2012 - 12:58pm

I just think the seeding was a bit off. But what the hell do I know. 

I haven't even finished my story. Stop distracting me!

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 18, 2012 - 12:59pm

If we have this all worked out, only paying members will be able to see the stories.  Technically everyone could vote, but if they haven't read the stories, I don't know why they would.  But, they can at least see the poll results.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 18, 2012 - 1:09pm

@Jacks - that's fine.  But in the long run, does it matter?   I mean...if you can't beat everyone, you won't win.  Know what I mean?

EDIT: Also, if you think they are off, you can always pretend they were done randomly.

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jyh from the center of the universe is reading Cyclonopedia FTW March 18, 2012 - 1:01pm

Is that so people actually can't rip stuff off, or so editors can't claim the story is already available, thereby preventing publication?

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 18, 2012 - 1:02pm

@J.Y. - The latter.