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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 17, 2012 - 3:39pm
I'm not going to tell you what you just did in my vagina™. –Jessica Taylor
25% (4 votes)
Never enough hours in the day? Fake time for yourself with Counter(feit)Clockwise Therapies™- Martin Garrity (Wickedvoodoo…voodo
6% (1 vote)
I fall, a 2 fast thud.® Rising, a cracked ground 2 swallow the leftover pieces. 2day turns 2morrow & my known grasp weakens. –Ra
19% (3 votes)
Curled up on the Serta Sleeper®, Jane thought about her miserable boss. Hung from Jane's shower, her boss couldn't think at all.
0% (0 votes)
Her lips felt electric. I cupped her breast and looked into her eyes. The Glimpse® buried in her iris showed me the next day. –H
6% (1 vote)
She found comfort simply in measuring time. ™-Averydoll Jessica Taylor.
6% (1 vote)
Harlottery® - win yourself a woman of the night, tonight! Gigotombolo® - get lucky, get fucked silly!-Voodooflashery
6% (1 vote)
With pockets full of breadcrumbs, Emperor Norton threw his hands to the sky. "I can make pigeons!" We laughed amid FeatherRain™-
6% (1 vote)
Caught in the glow of her iPhone®, she failed to realize the world had gone away. Look Up™-Bill Tucker
0% (0 votes)
You left a ValenTime™ on my pillow last night. It was sweet... but I'm still changing the locks.-XyZy (Clint Rhodes)
6% (1 vote)
I push the lime into the Corona® & watch the beer fizzle. Blood inside me feels the same everytime I look at my wedding band. –H
0% (0 votes)
Bob's LIVTAT® of his daughter continued to change and grow older, years after he buried her.-Hector Acosta
6% (1 vote)
New Figtitious Cookies™! BIG fig taste with ZERO calories, because they may not actually exist.-Michael Riser
6% (1 vote)
His face in the Magic Mirror® had aged 50 years, broken and sagging from a lifetime of abuse. Buyer's Remorse™-Bill Tucker
0% (0 votes)
It was an honor just to be snubbed® -J.Y. Hopkins
6% (1 vote)
Total votes: 16

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 17, 2012 - 3:40pm

I am lame. But I finally got it up. And it is a long one.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like August 17, 2012 - 4:01pm

Thanks for the retroaction, ChePa.

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Mckay Williams from Oakland, California is reading slowly... August 17, 2012 - 4:17pm

Since I'm new in being active over here and all that... what's the deal with this? 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters August 17, 2012 - 4:45pm

You vote for the one you like.

Chester holds a little flash contest each month, last month the rules were that it had to be a Tweet.  He picked his favorites and put them in this poll for us to vote. 

You should vote.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like August 17, 2012 - 6:07pm

My "entry" wasn't actually a tweet,

which means the rules were broken,

which means a vote for me is a vote for anarchy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. August 18, 2012 - 9:37am

Awesome. Great choices, Mr Pane.

How long are we running the poll for? A week?

Hope that this one gets plenty of voters, after all it only takes a few minutes to read through them all a couple of times.

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Michael J. Riser from CA, TX, Japan, back to CA is reading The Tyrant - Michael Cisco, The Devil Takes You Home - Gabino Iglesias August 19, 2012 - 9:20am

As participants, are we expected to vote for ourselves, vote for who we legitimately think did the best, or not vote at all?

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Hector Acosta from Dallas is reading Fletch August 19, 2012 - 10:06am

You're suppose to say you're going to vote for the best, but then vote for yourself.

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. August 19, 2012 - 11:32am

Dang I should really hang out in the flash threads more often. I want to win.

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. August 21, 2012 - 1:46am

bump

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff August 21, 2012 - 4:50am

Brutal tweets, guise!

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 22, 2012 - 10:31pm

Uh-oh...Rachel and Jessica! I think there is a couple more days on the poll. But I better get that Dora warmed up and inked up, eh?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters August 23, 2012 - 4:34am

Of all the things I thought I'd be known for...

Yeah this is sort of one of them.

Vote for me and I'll tell you when and where I actually said this!  :D

Or vote for Rachel because I like hers. 

EDIT:  Or any of the other ones.  Geez, what's my problem?  

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch August 23, 2012 - 12:48pm

I wanna vote for more than one.

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Stacy Kear from Bucyrus, Ohio lives in New Jersey is reading The Art of War August 23, 2012 - 3:01pm

Harlottery! Come on, genius. 

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. August 24, 2012 - 7:10pm

;-)

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 25, 2012 - 5:27am

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters August 27, 2012 - 5:04am

!!!!!

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz August 29, 2012 - 1:51am

My question has always been: "Where in the world have your phalanges been, Jess?"

Looks like you are a twitter factory.

Send me your mailing info to claim your A-Dora-able book.

I love twits that use the invagination.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters August 29, 2012 - 4:52am

OMG!  I get Dora??? 

I completely forgot that this was the prize (or that there was one).  That makes me very happy.  :D

Thanks to the four amazing people who liked this one!  And the one amazing person who liked that other one I did. 

 

 

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Liana from Romania and Texas is reading Naked Lunch August 29, 2012 - 8:13am

Congrats Jessica!

But who wrote the one with the FeatherRain? I found that charming so that was my vote...