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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 21, 2012 - 4:57am

Hi Reactors, during Jack's's birthday party it came up that many of us (three) love accents, hence the idea of creating a sound bank that writers in the world can use for their fapping description needs.

I'll start with my accent, but there really can be linked any sound a writer may find useful for inspiration. Possibly.

 

So, that's more or less how I speak English. In the morning. An Umbrian Traveler's accent.

Contributions from all LitReactors are welcome.

 

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 5:01am

Flaminia - you sound so pretty! 

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 21, 2012 - 5:03am

Thanks Avery, you're sweet.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 5:04am

I'll post the second I get back to my apartment...I think I'll read from the book I'm reading. 

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 21, 2012 - 5:08am

yeah, that's a good idea, cause I was improvising when recording myself and ended up sounding almost braindead at times. But it can also be useful like it is, so I'm just living it that way.

I want to hear all your voices!

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. March 21, 2012 - 5:11am

You don't sound German to me Flaminia. I am not sure why people would tell you that. If I'd had to guess without knowing, I would have assumed Italian.

 

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 21, 2012 - 5:20am

Yea it could be. I'm back in Italy now since last October, so Umbrian must have inesorably kicked in. My English gets a lot worse the longer I don't speak it every day.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 5:48am

Ok, I got one I found....what is a good soundbank or somewhere I can upload?

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest March 21, 2012 - 6:00am

Maybe I'll post a typical Pittsburgh accent. I doubt anyone will understand it.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 6:14am

Alirght, I found something. I have worked REALLY hard to lose my accent since people think you're an idiot with one, however, listening to it now....yeah...I sound like a redneck still. 

LINK. 

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 21, 2012 - 6:16am

Positive. Thanks Matt. I think the YT video is the handiest. It really takes a bunch of minutes the whole process.

On soundcloud would be also pretty easy, but there's a files number limit and it cannot be incorporated here. If you know an alternative solution I'll listen.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 6:18am

I linked my voice above. I used kiwi6 

 

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 21, 2012 - 6:20am

Wow Matt, nice voice! And the accent doesn't sound bad either. It's that definitely Southern?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 6:21am

Well, I've tried to get rid of it, but I can still hear it a little. Just the way I drop 'g' or drag on the words. If I spend enough time back home it really comes in thick. 

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 21, 2012 - 6:26am

Home sweet home :D

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 6:30am

Matt sounds pretty well like I thought he would.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 6:30am

Thanks for the compliment, I like yours too!

 

@AD, what do you mean?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 6:31am

that you sound pretty much like I thought you would

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 6:32am

that you sound pretty much like I thought you would"

How would that be? Just curious. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 6:35am

I'm not trying to be mean or anything, buddy.  I don't know what you want me to say. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 6:37am

Yeah, I know. You're cool. I guess you're just saying it was whatever impression you got is all. At least that's how I took it. When are you uploading?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 6:38am

Hahaha!  I'm not. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 6:39am

WHAT? No, I have got to hear this! Oh c'mon now, it'll be fun. Just read a passage from something and put it out there. 

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 21, 2012 - 6:42am

we have avery's voice. Somewhere.. And I think I know where..

No, I don't accept bribes.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 6:47am

I think it disappeared...

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 21, 2012 - 6:53am

Hmm...treasure hunt.

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 6:59am

No really.  It's gone.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 8:02am

Well crap....you should make a new one! 

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 21, 2012 - 8:04am

agreed ^

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 8:07am

Dave, you too! 

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series March 21, 2012 - 8:20am

There's a soundclip of me with my lovely inebriated accent somewhere on the tubes... When I find it, I'll share. It also has a drunken barroom song attached to it.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 21, 2012 - 8:32am

that sounds cool already, dear Meaty.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series March 21, 2012 - 8:47am

That was almost too easy.

http://www.myspace.com/theamazinghandsomes

So the story is, I used to sing at open mic nights when I was superdrunk (this is going back like 7 years now) and we put a group together with a few of the guys, but we never actually rehearsed even once, we'd write the songs on our way to the shows, and apparently what with the extreme amounts of booze we'd consume, we were entertaining enough that someone thought they'd pull a fast one and record us one night without our knowledge. When I got my hands on a copy of the recording (naturally, while inebriated) I managed to make a myspace page and post them (As was the style at the time). Of course, when I woke up, I had none of the passwords required to access the site, so there I am in all my drunken glory. Enjoy my ...accent.

 

(sorry for all the backstory, it's been a while since I've heard these. Getting all teary eyed.)

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 8:58am

@Meat - I really like the song about sailors, that was pretty cool. 

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series March 21, 2012 - 9:04am

Everyone loves sailors! Thanks babe!

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 21, 2012 - 9:56am

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 10:03am

As if I wasn't in love with Dave already...

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 10:05am

Sounds like a Texan to me though not as thick as I imagined. 

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 21, 2012 - 10:09am

Well, I started with 15 years on the border, so that's as un"mexicanized" as my accent will ever be I think.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 10:12am

Don't change a thing. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 21, 2012 - 10:17am

Awesome voices.

Dave, wow that was badass.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 21, 2012 - 10:26am

Thank you, thank you, I'm here...everynight

 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 21, 2012 - 11:14am

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 11:15am

OMFG that's awesome. 

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 21, 2012 - 11:28am

What.. what did Dakota say? Whatever, his intentions sounded nasty. And Good morning Laurence!

Guys, really, don't drink that much. You make me motherly too and I don't appreciate.

That said, Kelly, your songs are in my favorites now. It's pretty curious how all accents sound similar when we're drunk. Interesting.

Dave, that's class. It's cool how the accent comes out gradually towards the end.

Where are the Brits? @Wicked! And the Aussies? And what about all tthe Portlanders here?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 11:29am

Dakota!  Your voice is nothing like I imagined.  And you for sure sound more country than I do.

Laurance, you sound about right to me, keep up the good work. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 21, 2012 - 11:32am

Hahahahahaha

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 21, 2012 - 11:51am

These are from another thread:

This is my recording of a Bukowski pome.

One of my own pomes:

And these are the opening lines from a novel draft I've been working on.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 21, 2012 - 11:56am

Upon the 4th listen...I like the way Dave says the word 'Texan'.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 21, 2012 - 12:03pm

LOL, Texan.

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff March 21, 2012 - 12:29pm

Good stuff there Laurence. You know how to read (and write) pomes.