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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 19, 2012 - 4:58pm
Resurrected/Vampire Hemingway
33% (4 votes)
The Most Interesting Man in the World.
67% (8 votes)
Total votes: 12

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 19, 2012 - 5:05pm

Dont hate me Linton! Had to do it, we must know your secrets. 

 

Or

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 19, 2012 - 5:11pm

20 dollars says Danny went the Vampire route. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 19, 2012 - 5:18pm

Hell yeah, I want Eric Northman to rape me.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 19, 2012 - 5:21pm

Wow...really? LOL Thats it, I am changing the poll

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 19, 2012 - 6:40pm

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J.Dulouz from New England is reading The Sirens of Titan February 19, 2012 - 6:50pm

Matt, I'd be praying for Vampire Hemingway if I were you. The Most Interesting Man in the World doesn't seem like the type who likes to be fucked with.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 19, 2012 - 7:22pm

Linton is like Wu Tang Clan.  He ain't nuthin to fuck with.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 19, 2012 - 7:30pm

He intimidates me.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 19, 2012 - 7:35pm

@Danny - I don't know who Eric Northman is, but I hate his face.  Also, did that pillow eat his arm?  What isthat?

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 19, 2012 - 9:46pm

His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 19, 2012 - 11:42pm

It's the guy from True Blood.  He has an amazing ass.

I love vampires. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 2:00am

YEAH WE KNOW! 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 20, 2012 - 2:15am

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 2:16am

fucking fangbanger

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 20, 2012 - 11:38am

Do vampires get herpes?

Itchy.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 20, 2012 - 12:44pm

I wonder if Linton Robinson's real identity is "Guy who is going to win WAR"?  Hmmm...

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 12:46pm

WAR?

Or is it just backwards?

Robinson

Always

Wins

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 20, 2012 - 12:46pm

Oh...that was actually good.

*slow claps*

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 12:47pm

Brilliant sir. Truly you are a god among men. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 12:48pm

No, only Linton is.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 12:49pm

Well- in fairness, he is so humble he can brag about it. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 12:53pm

There's a new prompt:

The Adventures of LR.

750=1000 words

Write fictional (even though we know it's nonfiction) accounts of LR's daily life.

Has to be badass, no slander. LR will punish you for it.

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 12:54pm

Haha, I can't wait to read these. 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 12:57pm

I wonder if Linton is reading any of this?

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 20, 2012 - 1:05pm

All the boners are getting hard to hide.

 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 20, 2012 - 1:06pm

huhuh.  hard.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 1:35pm

It was a hot day in an obscure city of Mexico. The sun light pierced through an open window and onto a wizened beard.
Linton Robinson stirred in his sleep. He didn't dream, because all of his dreams had been made into reality.
He sat up and looked around his surroundings, as male lions do. What he saw was a floor littered with, what had been, forty young virgins. All within legal age of course. These women had been offered to him as tribute, but they would have bedded him willingly either way.
Linton woke up like this almost everyday. He slid his legs out of the covers and pressed his feet on the smooth wooden panels. He dressed, whispered sweet nothings to all the women, and went out the door.

The sun was bright and harsh, but Linton only felt the temperature that he wanted to feel. Today he had planned to do some extreme cliff diving. It was part of his daily routine. After he would traverse underwater caverns, without wearing an oxygen tank. Real men never used oxygen tanks. A real man relied on his lungs solely. His lungs were the equivalent of the natives of Peru, who lived at high altitudes and had double the lung capacity of regular humans.

Linton was halfway down the street, when he heard a car wheel around a corner. The car sped towards him and he could see the men were an unsavory sort, with an intention to kill. Fortunately nothing could harm Linton and he quickly pulled out a golden Desert Eagle. He aimed at the vehicle, gripped the handle, and pulled the trigger. All he needed was one bullet. The gun didn't recoil, because no gun ever recoiled for Linton, and the bullet pierced through the metal frame of the vehicle. The car exploded into a heap and the remains of the men splattered onto nearby adobe walls. All the guts and blood formed two letters LR.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 1:32pm

That's all I got.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 12:30am

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 21, 2012 - 12:33am

HAHAHAHAHAHA that's amazing.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 21, 2012 - 1:39am

My god. You created a fucking meme. 

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 1:48am

Yeah, I should be on one of those that shows what everyone else thinks were doing....I'm at work.  That's not what my bosses think I do!

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 21, 2012 - 1:50am

What work do you do Dave?

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 2:32am

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 21, 2012 - 1:58am

Tell me Dave...

I won't say anything...

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 21, 2012 - 1:59am

Sigh....going to the gym

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 21, 2012 - 2:05am

You're a better man than I

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated February 21, 2012 - 3:32am

Or he just likes the gym...