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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series March 14, 2012 - 1:15pm

I've been too lazy to organize my basement for 2 years.

I need to turn it from "pile of garbage / rape dungeon" to "sitting area / jam space / studio / laundry room / spare bedroom" before May.

But now I need to build a stage down there, first as the designated band area has begun to get a bit... puddly.

Do you think it's going to happen? I don't. But I'm going to talk about it to the point where if I don't do it I'm a giant douche.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 14, 2012 - 1:18pm

That is what has made him lazy.

Avery knows whats up.  I bet she gets that a lot, the guys throwing themselves at her.

 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 14, 2012 - 1:22pm

You're gonna bust a Matt haha.

@Meat

I believe you'll do it.

When it comes to people I like idle chitchat depending on the person.
But most of the time you'll see me listening to music.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 14, 2012 - 1:26pm

@Raelyn--good to know I'm in good company. Though, we're writers, bad attitudes (or Mattitudes) are only natural. 

@Dave

Ive passed up on many a hook up because I was too lazy to call or talk to the girl."

I could see that. It's like, "Yeah, you're hot, but who the hell cares. This couch is really comfortable."

@Panda- yes. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 14, 2012 - 1:28pm

@Dave - not really.  But either way I always end up wanting the one I can't get.   Tragic.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 14, 2012 - 1:32pm

Couches are really comfy.

I don't think you have a bad attitude Matt. But I like the word Mattitudes.

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Bill Tucker from Austin, Texas is reading Grimm's Fairy Tales (1st Edition) March 14, 2012 - 1:35pm

I'm so lazy, it took me three read throughs of this thread before I even posted in it.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 14, 2012 - 1:35pm

But either way I always end up wanting the one I can't get.   Tragic.

Story of my life Doll-face.

 

I could see that. It's like, "Yeah, you're hot, but who the hell cares. This couch is really comfortable.

To quote the movie Colors: "you don't want to get laid, man, it leads to kissing.  Pretty soon you got to talk to 'em"

And thusly do we come full circle to the Mattitude of not wanting to talk to people.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 20, 2012 - 12:56pm

@Dave

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 14, 2012 - 1:43pm

I don't mind talking....it's just have something to say....and there is nothing wrong with silence is all.....and I never like feeling like I have to do anything.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly March 14, 2012 - 1:53pm

yeah, I hate chitter chatter for the sole sake of breaking the silence.  Or being obliged. 

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 14, 2012 - 3:10pm

Just have a general annoyed look on your face and most people won't bother you, they'll just think you're too busy or something.

It's a dangerous path to walk, my friend, word gets around. Aren't you worried that your face will get stuck like that?

I have something of a reputation for looking, like, pissed off all the time right now. On that one level it works... on other levels, well, it isn't as convenient to get out of as I kind of wish it was.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 14, 2012 - 11:52pm

I do it as a defense mechanism.

I live in a shitty neighborhood with shitty people. I shrug my shoulders and walk in a menacing way. It works.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 15, 2012 - 2:08am

@Nick, Conley and Panda- the problem is I don't really show any emotion. Or, I have been told I am expressive with my eyes, or the occasional smirk, that's about it...it's not totally blank...one thing that does work is, if someone is bothering you, just arch one of your eyebrows, lean back, wait for them to finish. Then continue whatever you were doing before they interrupted you. They rarely bother you again. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 15, 2012 - 2:32am

I hate when people post comments in threads that don't contribute to the conversation.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 15, 2012 - 2:37am

LOL @ Danny

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 16, 2012 - 4:58pm

BAM!!!

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 20, 2012 - 12:00pm

Bam!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 20, 2012 - 12:07pm

Zing? also, I was just too lazy to explain a poor joke to AD....yeah, that's lazy. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 20, 2012 - 12:06pm

I have a feeling you are going to annoy me by making me look at page 2 for the stuff I want to see! ;(

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 20, 2012 - 12:09pm

Sorry, I'm trying to bring back old threads. I shall stop.

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 20, 2012 - 12:23pm

Don't let her make you feel bad. Post away man. It's a free forum and the princess is more than capable of pressing a button at the bottom. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 20, 2012 - 12:27pm

She's gonna spam the WAR stuff. So all the time I used up trying to ressurect threads was a waste.

Thanks.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 20, 2012 - 12:42pm

Hey Matt - fuck you.

You know there is sort of a reason I wanted to bump the War threads.  There are still a lot of stories that haven't gotten as many votes.  Just because someones story is the 15th match up, they should still get as many votes at the 1st.  I don't think it is fair to them that their thread get buried.  But hey, I'd hate for the forum to be about something other than Matt for a week. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 20, 2012 - 12:45pm

Yeah, last time I checked it was Panda bumping his threads, but I guess that fact was overlooked. Not really worth fighting about. 

 

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 20, 2012 - 12:45pm

 double post. 

 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 20, 2012 - 12:50pm

All right.

Avery I sent you a message.

It wasn't done because of Matt, just to bring more discussions in, and because I need suggestions.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 20, 2012 - 4:25pm

Dear matt,

Women hate being called princess, sweetness and babe. Lol. Bad idea.

Danny

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 20, 2012 - 4:32pm

Dearest Daniel, 

                            I know. Don't care. Thank you for your concern however. 

Affectionately yours, 

Matt

Dictated, not read. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 20, 2012 - 4:40pm

Matt, you are so Tucker Max. Hahaha

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 20, 2012 - 4:44pm

HAHA, I hate that guy

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 20, 2012 - 4:47pm

Hahaha no way. From what I've seen Matt and Tucker are nowhere near the same.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 20, 2012 - 4:50pm

Matt is that guy at the bar that the girl hooks up with and he throws her clothes at her in the morning and says get out.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 20, 2012 - 4:52pm

Pretty much, but at least he bought them drinks.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel March 20, 2012 - 5:00pm

You never take a girl back to your place.
1. They always feel more comfortable in their own place.
2. You can leave when you're done.
3. She doesn't know where you live.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 20, 2012 - 5:01pm

@Panda, No, I never buy drinks. Ever. 

@Alien Nah, I wouldn't do that. I have however left right after by telling the girl my house was on fire....major dick move, never repeated...I can't be quite that cruel, it ends up really bothering me...I came clean and apologized later on....Tucker Max is nihilistic and doesn't seem to have a heart. So, no. Close, but no cigar sir. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 20, 2012 - 10:23pm

I know, Matt, I was teasing. You seem like you are a nice guy disguised as douchey. Joe on the other hand...

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 21, 2012 - 5:06am

Aw, I heart you too.