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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 9:57am

@Ash:  you should change your screen name too.  It's the only way to assuage the ire of he who is known as IHatePopeyeDoyle.

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PopeyeDoyle February 3, 2012 - 9:58am

@Utah/Ihatepopeye-  hahahah.  I have such a mancrush on you.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 9:59am

Hate is one cheeseburger away from love, my friend.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 3, 2012 - 10:00am

Uh oh.  Do I sense another Litreactor wedding?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 10:00am

Hush.  Dare not speak the name of the love that dare not speak its name.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 3, 2012 - 10:02am

If I say something offensive will you change your name back? 

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Ash from the dark ghoulish woods creaking just outside the unhinged door, the macabre biting at the heels. is reading Our Tragic Universe February 3, 2012 - 10:02am

When engaging the ugly front of reality, Don't neglect the beauty at the back.

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PopeyeDoyle February 3, 2012 - 10:03am

In fairness, I don't think I'm the only one with a crush on Utah...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 10:03am

Pray tell...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 10:05am

@Avery:  give it your best shot. 

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I seem to be doing more drinking than writing. Damn it.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 10:06am

You said you were quitting that.

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Ash from the dark ghoulish woods creaking just outside the unhinged door, the macabre biting at the heels. is reading Our Tragic Universe February 3, 2012 - 10:06am

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PopeyeDoyle February 3, 2012 - 10:06am

Avery's insult had better be good.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 10:07am

Jesus, I just spent like a full minute staring at that thing.  STP's "Dead and Bloated" on the radio and it somehow went perfectly.  Like a mini-Dark Side of the Rainbow.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 10:08am

It's taking her a while.  Apparently she's really gathering her chi for this.

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I'm on a "leaving las vegas" kick right now I suppose.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 10:10am

Stumbling over tables muttering, "He's my son."  Are you dating a hooker?

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Ash from the dark ghoulish woods creaking just outside the unhinged door, the macabre biting at the heels. is reading Our Tragic Universe February 3, 2012 - 10:11am

Aw man, I love that track. (STP)

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 3, 2012 - 10:11am

Oops I forgot.  Uh...

OH!

Elvis influenced the Beatles.

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Ash from the dark ghoulish woods creaking just outside the unhinged door, the macabre biting at the heels. is reading Our Tragic Universe February 3, 2012 - 10:11am

Elvis stole black peoples music :p

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 10:14am

@Avery:  That is incredibly insensitive.  You join PopeyeDoyle in the doghouse.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 3, 2012 - 10:15am

I knew I could do it if I just said stuff. 

 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 10:18am

It's like winning, isn't it?

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. February 3, 2012 - 10:18am

Are you dating a hooker?

 

Got turned down by one. That's just too F'd up to be a lie. Story of my life.

 

(Popeye should change his screen name to Mr. Pink.) hehe..

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PopeyeDoyle February 3, 2012 - 10:19am

@Jack - Just for you, my friend. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 10:20am

If you dealt coke that hooker'd never dream of turning you down.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 10:20am

lawl

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Ash from the dark ghoulish woods creaking just outside the unhinged door, the macabre biting at the heels. is reading Our Tragic Universe February 3, 2012 - 10:23am

I want to make a character coke dealer called the caterpillar who smokes a hooker. HA

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 3, 2012 - 10:24am

It's not like winning - it IS winning. 

I take whatever I can get. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 10:25am

whoa

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. February 3, 2012 - 12:16pm

You can change your name?  Shit, I'm changing mine to Averydoll's Doll.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 12:26pm

Dude.  Totally.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 3, 2012 - 12:39pm

I'm changing mine to bryanhowie.  I feel like this is a Parent Trap scenario and if I'm lucky some hijinx will ensue.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 1:04pm

Whatever you guys change your name to, I'm changing mine to what yours is now so you can't have it back.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 3, 2012 - 1:12pm

Hm.  Well played.  I'm pretty fond of my name...

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Nighty Nite from NJ is reading Grimscribe: His Lives and Works February 3, 2012 - 1:15pm

I'm changing my name to Tits McCracken.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 3, 2012 - 1:25pm

Classy. 

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I'm changing mine to Jack Goff.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 3, 2012 - 1:37pm

I'm changing mine to John Galt in honor of the fact that they're making another doomed and unnecessary Atlas Shrugged movie.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 3, 2012 - 1:39pm

Who is John Galt?

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 3, 2012 - 1:39pm

 

 

Sorry, I really couldn't resist that one.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 3, 2012 - 1:40pm

I was honestly not aware that they made a first Atlas Shrugged movie.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 3, 2012 - 1:41pm

My pen name was always Jason Roland, roland for the dark tower and Jason bc I always thought Jason was a manly name. Jason Roland is like my dark alterego, he can do all the things I can't, he is more attractive and possibly a serial killer.

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Ash from the dark ghoulish woods creaking just outside the unhinged door, the macabre biting at the heels. is reading Our Tragic Universe February 3, 2012 - 1:43pm

I'm changing mine to Jack Schitt.

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Nighty Nite from NJ is reading Grimscribe: His Lives and Works February 3, 2012 - 1:46pm

Jason Roland's weapon of choice when killing is a bear.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 3, 2012 - 1:47pm

"Jason Roland's weapon of choice when killing is a bear."

That is very cool. 

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Nighty Nite from NJ is reading Grimscribe: His Lives and Works February 3, 2012 - 1:49pm

No... No, Avery.

 

That's beary cool.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 3, 2012 - 1:52pm

Oops.  You just lost all your cool points.  So sad.