Raelyn
from California is reading The Liars' ClubNovember 28, 2011 - 6:25pm
I don't know. I was leaving my apartment to go drop off packages and it was gone. There are no garages where I live--midtown Sacramento--and it's not the best neighborhood. Plus my car is rated the #1 most likely car to get stolen.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 28, 2011 - 6:35pm
Well, you proved that rating system to be accurate. At least that's something.
Sorry to hear that.
Instag8r
from Residing in Parker, CO but originally from WV is reading Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthyNovember 28, 2011 - 6:53pm
Raelyn that really blows. The only thing I can say is - use it as inspiration for a story.
Hope it works out for you.
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceNovember 29, 2011 - 10:46am
@Raelyn that sucks. That really sucks. Hope all gets better.
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigNovember 29, 2011 - 4:47pm
Shit, that is terrible :(
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November 29, 2011 - 6:12pm
You bought an escalade. You live in California. You don't have a garage. This was to be expected.
Raelyn
from California is reading The Liars' ClubNovember 29, 2011 - 9:15pm
I hope you're joking about the escalade? I bought a shitty little used Honda.
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November 29, 2011 - 9:40pm
How are shitty Honda's the most stolen car? The insurance money you'll get, you can get a shitty used Chevy or something.
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigNovember 29, 2011 - 9:42pm
Honda's have been the most stolen car for a long time.
Raelyn
from California is reading The Liars' ClubNovember 29, 2011 - 9:58pm
They're the easiest to strip for parts.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.November 29, 2011 - 10:10pm
Jeez, Dakota, be nice. She just lost her car.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinNovember 29, 2011 - 11:20pm
I'm pretty sure they would have Lo-Jacked an escalade, I wouldn't steal an escalade from anybody unless it was going to be stripped five minutes later, and even then, that motherfucker is probably going to track you down and kill you. Silly tangent, sorry.
But I'm sad to hear that Rae, does liability cover stolen cars? How good is your insurance?
I'm with Insta8r, when bad things happen, write about them.
bryanhowie
from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING.November 29, 2011 - 11:33pm
You can totally borrow my motorcycle. It's all snowy here so I can't ride it anyway.
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November 30, 2011 - 2:06pm
We will all take turns giving Raeyln free piggy back rides
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigNovember 30, 2011 - 2:42pm
I have a bad hip, but I can make my husband give her a piggy back ride when it's my turn.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.November 30, 2011 - 4:58pm
If you guys want to trade out books for xmas, check out the secret santa thread.
Raelyn
from California is reading The Liars' ClubDecember 9, 2011 - 1:49pm
FUCK YES! MY CAR WAS FOUND! :D
Do you realize how happy this makes me!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersDecember 9, 2011 - 1:52pm
REALLY?? In one piece?
That is great news!
Raelyn
from California is reading The Liars' ClubDecember 9, 2011 - 2:02pm
Yep! Everything in the trunk is gone and the door handles were broken off...but it drives! :)
Instag8r
from Residing in Parker, CO but originally from WV is reading Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthyDecember 9, 2011 - 8:29pm
Sweet! Glad to here it.
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December 10, 2011 - 9:57am
Thats awesome! No luck on the tape decks though. Or the Creedence...
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsDecember 13, 2011 - 4:01am
Spam is stealing my lines. Is this QR Markham's new career?
Brian Ingham
from Stillwater Oklahoma is reading There is No Year by. Blake ButlerDecember 13, 2011 - 4:04am
My girlfriend got me a 1st edition Less than Zero! How awesome is that!? Plus, she's terrible at keeping secrets and can never make it to Christmas/my birthday/etc without giving me the gift, so when when the day actually comes, she feels bad that I'll have gifts for her and she wont have anything for me so she goes out buys me another badass gift! Unbelievable this girl. Unfortunately, I have no idea what to get her. 12 days to come up with something good...uh oh
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.December 13, 2011 - 10:42am
Give her an orgasm and all will be forgiven.
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December 13, 2011 - 1:06pm
Girl orgasms are nothing more than a myth. I think I want a first edition copy of American Psycho.
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceDecember 13, 2011 - 3:41pm
boy orgasms are awesome
Jeremiah
December 20, 2011 - 3:36am
A gift card for me would do. I can buy anything that I want regardless of the price because its for free! Over the last week, motorists in Prosper, Texas have been hoping to be greeted by a traffic cop.Exceptional drivers have been targeted by law enforcement officers. Then they are given a $10 gift car as a reward. Article source: Good driver receive gift cards in Texas town
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinDecember 20, 2011 - 3:45am
Girl orgasms are not a myth, they are the most gratifying experience of your life.
Good to hear about the car... door handles? Who steals door handles? Did they at least take the stereo before they went for the door handles? It seems if I were trying to strip a car for profit I would go after the door handles last.
Arkadia
from Australia is reading Selected Poems by W.H. AudenDecember 20, 2011 - 4:18am
Congrats on finding your car, Raelyn! Very cool. Apart from the door handle thing. What the eff is that? People are enigmas.
Nkwilczy, despite having a super hard to pronounce username, I like you already. Yay for girl orgasms!
And Christmas presents? I always ask for the same thing. A donation to one of my favorite charities. It is seriously so ridiculously easy these days to make a donation. It takes a second to do it online. A couple of charities I wanted to donate to even had these cool donation vouchers, so instead of giving a gift voucher, you gave a donation voucher. I sent a link to all my family members (who are always bugging me about what they should get me for Christmas) and told them that was what I wanted. Apparently giving to charity in place of buying a useless unwanted Christmas present is UNTHINKABLE. I mean, I appreciate that they buy me anything at all, I really do. But they like to give me gifts like bath salts (I don't even HAVE a bath) and calendar diaries (I have been given approximately a hundred of these in my lifetime and never used a single one - sorry, my life is just not that busy). And often the nicer gifts are way off the mark too, like a king size bedspread when I have a small double bed, DVD series I have zero interest in watching and jewelery I will never ever wear.
I will admit though, if someone bought me 11/22/63 I wouldn't cry about it. Hardcover version would be even better.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinDecember 20, 2011 - 5:54am
It's completely unpronounceable, it's the initials of my first and middle names with a chunk of my last name. I used to rock these juvenile usernames (still do, sometimes) but when I feel serious I always just amend Nicholas Karl Wilczynski (somehow even less pronounceable) to nkwilczy and hope it seems businessey enough.
I think some email client made that decision for me a long time ago.
I did the "give to charity in your name" bit to all of my siblings one year. They were furious. I tried to be zen about it though.
Hetch Litman
from Somewhere in the mountains of the Pacific Northwest is reading The Violent Bear it Away by Flannery O'Connor December 20, 2011 - 2:03pm
So this here is Madeline. See that beautiful front wheel? Well, I hit something in the road and it is shot now. the good news is I'm alive. The bad news is that is a 1300.00 wheel.
So, Santa if you're out there and you read Litreactor...
Dean Blake
from Australia is reading generationend.comDecember 20, 2011 - 2:59pm
Please give me money for Christmas.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.December 20, 2011 - 4:28pm
Im getting a Nintendo Ds for xmas that I wanted. Oh Mario, How I've missed you, working class hero.
amazingrobots
from Savannah, GA is reading When You Are Engulfed In FlamesDecember 20, 2011 - 4:38pm
I'm making pretzels and other baked goods for everyone for Christmas.
Motherfuckers better enjoy.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersDecember 20, 2011 - 7:25pm
Hetch Litman
from Somewhere in the mountains of the Pacific Northwest is reading The Violent Bear it Away by Flannery O'Connor December 20, 2011 - 8:00pm
Hey if I got that for you I could say I gave a flying fuck this christmas
I don't know. I was leaving my apartment to go drop off packages and it was gone. There are no garages where I live--midtown Sacramento--and it's not the best neighborhood. Plus my car is rated the #1 most likely car to get stolen.
Well, you proved that rating system to be accurate. At least that's something.
Sorry to hear that.
Raelyn that really blows. The only thing I can say is - use it as inspiration for a story.
Hope it works out for you.
@Raelyn that sucks. That really sucks. Hope all gets better.
Shit, that is terrible :(
You bought an escalade. You live in California. You don't have a garage. This was to be expected.
I hope you're joking about the escalade? I bought a shitty little used Honda.
How are shitty Honda's the most stolen car? The insurance money you'll get, you can get a shitty used Chevy or something.
Honda's have been the most stolen car for a long time.
They're the easiest to strip for parts.
Jeez, Dakota, be nice. She just lost her car.
I'm pretty sure they would have Lo-Jacked an escalade, I wouldn't steal an escalade from anybody unless it was going to be stripped five minutes later, and even then, that motherfucker is probably going to track you down and kill you. Silly tangent, sorry.
But I'm sad to hear that Rae, does liability cover stolen cars? How good is your insurance?
I'm with Insta8r, when bad things happen, write about them.
You can totally borrow my motorcycle. It's all snowy here so I can't ride it anyway.
We will all take turns giving Raeyln free piggy back rides
I have a bad hip, but I can make my husband give her a piggy back ride when it's my turn.
If you guys want to trade out books for xmas, check out the secret santa thread.
FUCK YES! MY CAR WAS FOUND! :D
Do you realize how happy this makes me!
REALLY?? In one piece?
That is great news!
Yep! Everything in the trunk is gone and the door handles were broken off...but it drives! :)
Sweet! Glad to here it.
Thats awesome! No luck on the tape decks though. Or the Creedence...
Spam is stealing my lines. Is this QR Markham's new career?
My girlfriend got me a 1st edition Less than Zero! How awesome is that!? Plus, she's terrible at keeping secrets and can never make it to Christmas/my birthday/etc without giving me the gift, so when when the day actually comes, she feels bad that I'll have gifts for her and she wont have anything for me so she goes out buys me another badass gift! Unbelievable this girl. Unfortunately, I have no idea what to get her. 12 days to come up with something good...uh oh
Give her an orgasm and all will be forgiven.
Girl orgasms are nothing more than a myth. I think I want a first edition copy of American Psycho.
boy orgasms are awesome
A gift card for me would do. I can buy anything that I want regardless of the price because its for free! Over the last week, motorists in Prosper, Texas have been hoping to be greeted by a traffic cop.Exceptional drivers have been targeted by law enforcement officers. Then they are given a $10 gift car as a reward. Article source: Good driver receive gift cards in Texas town
Girl orgasms are not a myth, they are the most gratifying experience of your life.
Good to hear about the car... door handles? Who steals door handles? Did they at least take the stereo before they went for the door handles? It seems if I were trying to strip a car for profit I would go after the door handles last.
Congrats on finding your car, Raelyn! Very cool. Apart from the door handle thing. What the eff is that? People are enigmas.
Nkwilczy, despite having a super hard to pronounce username, I like you already. Yay for girl orgasms!
And Christmas presents? I always ask for the same thing. A donation to one of my favorite charities. It is seriously so ridiculously easy these days to make a donation. It takes a second to do it online. A couple of charities I wanted to donate to even had these cool donation vouchers, so instead of giving a gift voucher, you gave a donation voucher. I sent a link to all my family members (who are always bugging me about what they should get me for Christmas) and told them that was what I wanted. Apparently giving to charity in place of buying a useless unwanted Christmas present is UNTHINKABLE. I mean, I appreciate that they buy me anything at all, I really do. But they like to give me gifts like bath salts (I don't even HAVE a bath) and calendar diaries (I have been given approximately a hundred of these in my lifetime and never used a single one - sorry, my life is just not that busy). And often the nicer gifts are way off the mark too, like a king size bedspread when I have a small double bed, DVD series I have zero interest in watching and jewelery I will never ever wear.
I will admit though, if someone bought me 11/22/63 I wouldn't cry about it. Hardcover version would be even better.
It's completely unpronounceable, it's the initials of my first and middle names with a chunk of my last name. I used to rock these juvenile usernames (still do, sometimes) but when I feel serious I always just amend Nicholas Karl Wilczynski (somehow even less pronounceable) to nkwilczy and hope it seems businessey enough.
I think some email client made that decision for me a long time ago.
I did the "give to charity in your name" bit to all of my siblings one year. They were furious. I tried to be zen about it though.
So, Santa if you're out there and you read Litreactor...
Please give me money for Christmas.
Im getting a Nintendo Ds for xmas that I wanted. Oh Mario, How I've missed you, working class hero.
I'm making pretzels and other baked goods for everyone for Christmas.
Motherfuckers better enjoy.
This!!
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Hey if I got that for you I could say I gave a flying fuck this christmas