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Fylh from from from is reading is from is reading is reading is reading reading is reading February 9, 2012 - 2:35pm

Hahaha.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 9, 2012 - 2:36pm

@Jack:  So the entirety of the picture would suggest Jack the Great White (is that appropriate?) Hunter?

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Jack from England is reading texts of rejection from pretty ladies February 9, 2012 - 2:38pm

Exactly, my quarry being the pious and the gentle.

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JameseyLefebure from Liverpool, Uk is reading The Gunslinger- Stephen King February 9, 2012 - 2:50pm

I like the idea of urinating back in time. :) 

I dont understand how we can go from me mildly informing the internet of my oral fixation and deep love of back to the future has turned into an angry thing.

Also about the boys bathroom in school - I never really went in there! Unless it was to check out one of the boys :P

I never actually read what the thread was about originally - I just thought someone was flirting with me asking me if I like sucking things in pairs.......

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 9, 2012 - 2:56pm

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 3:25pm

I knew my facetious words would come back to haunt me someday, for the record I do not endorse pedophilia. I am a humanitarian and I feed squirrels.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 9, 2012 - 3:48pm

Be careful Aliensoul, she might hate the fact that you feed squirrels.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 3:50pm

Their bushy little tails get me hot.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 9, 2012 - 3:51pm

I didn't think you were a bushman

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 3:52pm

Don't put me in a box! I can go back and forth.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 9, 2012 - 3:53pm

The double entendre is cute.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 3:55pm

So Mick never showed up, if he doesn't post I won't cause I'm not that pleased with my story, it reads like Critters meets Gremlins meets Home Alone right now.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 9, 2012 - 3:56pm

LOL wow, sometimes it's just too easy!

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 9, 2012 - 4:12pm

Well, he DID log in.  I'm sure of that.

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mattmicheliworl... from Austin, TX is reading The Catcher in the Rye February 9, 2012 - 4:17pm

Back to the serious post...figure I'll throw my 2 cents in. This site is full of shock value and sex and drugs and more sex and alcohol and drugs and all that...It's definately a transgressive themed site. In the world of mainstream fiction, the transgressive theme is a hard one to swallow and most of the time won't make anyone rich (take away Palahniuk, Ellis). And it is either loved or hated. (9 out of 10 hated) With that, it's a great outlet for us folks who think a certain way, like a certain type of read. And anyway, isn't all fiction somewhat true? Everything I write is fiction but it's also what I know through experience, give or take a murder, or rape. And even that I know a lot about through Nancy Grace. I think the struggles of a man/woman are all real, be it because of drugs, or loss, or the more far fetched penis thing, or back-to-the-future-obsession...Everyone in the world has experienced some sort of loss. And . . .

I think as the site goes along, the transgressive theme is obviously going to be a constant, but over time, the writing will adapt and improve and the site will start attracting a larger, more diverse audience.

Great open post by the way and thanks to some of you for the laughs. That's what it's all about.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 4:26pm

Yeah but we don't want it to get so mainstream that we have to censor ourselves. I feel free to be a weird disgusting pervert here and I like that. The day people start debating bible passages on this site, it goes green and has monthly articles on recycling or it has a Bronte sisters book as the book club book of the month, I'm out!

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 4:27pm

I would rather read stories about genital warts, orgasms and exploding chickens! God Bless America!

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 9, 2012 - 4:30pm

That's all true Matt, including my obsession with Back to the Future. I think mostly every story deals with human struggle.

@Aliensoul

Same here. I can't really do what I do here in most places.

I remember hearing that Invisible Monsters wasn't published until after Fight Club. Supposedly because it was so dark and disturbing no one wanted to publish it.

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chickie from Memphis, TN is reading subterranean kerouac February 9, 2012 - 6:57pm

I just wanted to say I don't think eight pages is long enough for a really GOOD penis story.

 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 9, 2012 - 7:01pm

That one had enough content. Do you have a penis story?

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 10:33pm

Yeah, I like my penis stories at least 10 inches long.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 9, 2012 - 10:41pm

Does it live up to "Best"?

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 11:05pm

If that cover is any indication, I'm sure it's a five knuckled fapfest.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 10, 2012 - 2:04am

Back to what you were saying Alien, if I start getting pop-up adds and crap all over the place, I'm packig my bags and heading home.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 10, 2012 - 2:05am

Hey want to meet hot and sexy authors near you? Check out www.sexywritermingle.org!

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 10, 2012 - 2:17am

Don't click on it. It's a trap! Except you Alien, click away.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 12, 2012 - 4:12am

Joseph, this one is for you!

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 12, 2012 - 4:38am

i hate you

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JameseyLefebure from Liverpool, Uk is reading The Gunslinger- Stephen King February 13, 2012 - 3:58am

I've actually read parts of that book alien. (I sold it in the shop for a bit) and sadly it's not the best.

 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 13, 2012 - 6:21am

That surprises me.

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JameseyLefebure from Liverpool, Uk is reading The Gunslinger- Stephen King February 13, 2012 - 6:56am

is that due to the misleading "Best" title. I read 2009's as well. Also not the best.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 13, 2012 - 7:07am

Then there should be a money-back clause.  I mean, take a broader world-view.  Let's say a straight guy one day was like, "You know, I've been curious about gay porn for some time now.  I think today's the day.  I'll take a gander and see how the other half reads."  Is that guy going to want to read sub-par gay porn?  No!  As a new initiate he's going to want to be introduced to the best.  And so he buys a book proclaiming itself to be the best available from that particular year, and reads it.  And it's a let-down.  So what happens?  He realizes he was right all along, straight porn is the best, and he rests easy in his asthetic superiority, all because he was misled into thinking the sub-standard gay porn he read was the best gay porn available. 

How does this help anybody?  He has a bad porn experience, which is never any fun.  Additionally, think of the gay community as a whole.  Here you have this guy, who can now tell his friends, "Yeah, you know, I read this book once where guys blew other guys.  It was frickin horrible!  I'll never do that and neither should you," thus stifling the potential gay-development not only of the reader, but of his friends (because we all know from marketing class that bad reviews carry ten times the impact of postitive reviews).

So if you're going to market The Best Gay Porn, really strive to make it the best.  Those choice you make have a broader impact than you might expect.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 14, 2012 - 1:39am

And boom goes the dynomite.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 14, 2012 - 2:24am

Utah, you are ridiculous lol

Gay guys make their own porn in real life just like straight guys do.

If anyone confuses porn with reality they have issues.  Real life should be better.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 14, 2012 - 6:22am

Hey man, I'm not sayin.  I'm just sayin.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 14, 2012 - 7:26am

I watched male gay porn with a gay friend of mine once about 8 years ago.  I tell this story a lot.  For some reason we were talking about sex and he mentioned he and the other guy were facing each other.  Well I got all confused.  How is this possible?  So we had a conversation about the logistics, but I still didn't understand, so we watched porn. 

A couple years later I reenacted what i learned for my boss at a Christmas party. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 14, 2012 - 8:42am

I'm sure your boss was appreciative.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 14, 2012 - 8:55am

She was. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 14, 2012 - 9:01am

Well now I can't even imagine the geometry you just described. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 14, 2012 - 9:11am

I thought it was pretty fascinating. 

Imagine...never mind.

Just watch some gay porn.  I can recommend one about soccor players in a locker room.  Actually, I can't.  It's was awful.  And one guy really got the ...short end of the stick?  No...raw end of the deal?  No... the shaft?  No.  He just didn't seem to have as good of a time as the other guy.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 14, 2012 - 9:14am

In the interests of science and empirical evidence, I'll take your word for it.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 15, 2012 - 2:34am

The best gay porn is the one where there are two straight guys and one guy goes, "I've never done this before" and the other guy goes, "I promise not to tell, bro.  It's just between you and me.' Then you realize a webcam is recording.  So I've heard I mean.  All I watch is hardcore lesbian porn with strap-ons, I like the lesbos with the huge muscles or if they are severely overweight.  Hot fat lesbians.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 15, 2012 - 6:24am

<---- is nauseated

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 15, 2012 - 8:07am

<------Slowly walks away.....

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 15, 2012 - 1:39pm

It just makes me laugh because guys want to see all the hot lesbians in videos but in real life, I always meet the really butch, heavyset ones. The kind that would rather rip your dick off than suck it. They always have nice little petite girlfriends though. The masculine/feminine dynamic cannot escape any relationship it seems.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 15, 2012 - 1:54pm

My father told me long ago:  "Watch out for the dykes.  They carry razors."

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 15, 2012 - 2:43pm

I've seen some of that and it's creepy. The S&M ones are worse. Buff long haired man-looking dyke beating on some hot lesbian.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 15, 2012 - 4:18pm

I saw a lesbian couple yesterday, but it turned out they were emo guys.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 15, 2012 - 4:21pm

Same thing.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 15, 2012 - 8:18pm

Sans the violent butch-ness that comprises half a lesbian couple.