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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz March 6, 2012 - 7:37pm

I am surprised we never see Tattoojunkie around anymore. At least I don't think I have. Yeah, I actually think about the simplicity of that one occasionally as well. It was funny.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 6, 2012 - 7:46pm

No, I don't think I have seen him much at all since he vanquished me.  He was my first official friend on here!  Ha!  He had to be because he sort of unintentionally insulted my accent.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 6, 2012 - 7:54pm

Yeah, I read that one when I first joined.  Who was that writer?

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz March 6, 2012 - 7:55pm

Really, you had a friend? Oh that is too bad he left. I'm sorry.

How did he unintentionally insult something he couldn't hear? Curious.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 6, 2012 - 7:58pm

He wrote a story that had a lot to do with Southern accents.  I reviewed it and gave him tips, being mildly Southern and all.  He said he thought a Southern accent sounded like...I can't remember.  Or he said he would rather here a band saw or something like that.  Anyway, it wasn't a nice comparison.  He wasn't really talking about me.  You know.

I know, it's why I'm so bitter now.  I lost my only friend.

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 7, 2012 - 3:55am

I would have kept right on going ignoring this thread and not give two shits about the poll or my story (which I never liked to begin with) or some dumbass Gorilla because in the end, none of this will ever matter. I tried to be a good loser and use every sense of propriety I was raised with, however, Kentucky is not Southern and the very notion (as an actual born and bred Southerner (7 generations deep)) is a bit much. Culturally, geographically, historically, Kentucky is no where close to Southern. I think I just threw up a  little.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 7, 2012 - 3:26am

Also, just changed my name, there is a counterfeit Matt running around these parts. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 7, 2012 - 3:36am

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 7, 2012 - 3:55am

Aw, I heart your corpse too Danny. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 5:52am

"none of this will ever matter"

That's what HE thinks.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 7, 2012 - 5:55am

Yes, it is. That's why I said it...what's the issue? 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 6:00am

Matt - chill out.  I'm just fooling about.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 7, 2012 - 6:17am

Maybe I am just taking all this wrong, my writing is one of the few things close to my heart (writing, girlfriends, family ect ect ect) so, given my personality I suppose my first instinct is bare my teeth and fight.

Plus, I am not happy with the story, at all, and think I could have done better....I am more angry with me than the joking. I just want this thread to die.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 7, 2012 - 6:37am

Shit son, bring it Jessica.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 7, 2012 - 6:40am

Oh, I seemed to have misplaced your letter of recommendation Kitts.....lol

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 7, 2012 - 6:47am

If she wins her first fight, and I do too, we face off in war is all. Haha.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 7, 2012 - 6:49am

I WANT BLOOD KITTS! BBBBBBBBBLLLLLLOOOOOOODDDDDDDD! TAKE HER DOWN! Then you will have earned my recommendation letter. 

 

I'll totally still giving you one though. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 7:02am

Okay...I can't say, "Yay I won" without you crying, but you can call for my blood?  At least be consistent. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 7, 2012 - 7:07am

That's how I roll, and I didn't cry! And you didn't say, "Yay I won!" look up the word emasculation and talk to the hubby about the male ego.....Also, anyone ever eat Carrabas? Gotsta eat dinner tonight...any good? 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 7, 2012 - 7:14am

Carrabas is mediocre.  Decent in a pinch.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 7, 2012 - 7:15am

Hmm, she originally wanted Red Lobster, now she changed it....sigh. I'll make due, as long as they have something that was once alive cooked and some sort of vegetable.