Hello everyone. I accidently posted an introduction of myself in a whoring thread instead of here. I apologize for that. Well I look forward to being a part of this community as well as reading and reviewing many stories. If you have any personal questions for me feel free to send me a message. I'll do my best not to piss anyone off for being a noob so I appreciate your patience with me in the meantime. Thank you and good luck to all!
yo. Question: are you in the workshop?
If so, go here
Welcome! Dave should be along shortly!
I'm grumpy - and nothing makes me feel better like stealing someone else's gig!
Hey Dave, na-na na-na boo boo.
Also, Rogan, welcome!!
BREAKING TRADITIONS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The Rough House:
Prompt of the Week
OooooOOOOOooooo SHIT! She done stole your shit Dave! Awwww YEAH! You got burned son! BURNED!
Welcome! Now get a profile pic.
Avery scores +1 Narcissism points for referring to her self as one of the seven dwarfs.
@Rogan. Welcome. I've been usurped as the (Un)Official Welcome Committee. Usurped I have been.
@Avery. You know were LitMarried right? Davery? That's community property, you can't "steal" it.
You mean...your memes are my memes? That is so romantic.
Smell My Finger®
*sniff* Is that peanut butter?
Can I point out how funny I find it that you introduced yourself in the whoring thread? What do you think that may mean? You should bring that to the Therapy Thread. Hehehee.
Oh, and hi.
And that's not me in my avatar. That's another member. He has a picture of me. I'm kind of starting to like explaining that.
@Sparrow. I can't help but agree with you lol. I was thinking about posting something like that in my original post. Guess that makes me a premature whore? Hello to you! I'm not in my avatar either, it's a turian from Mass Effect. Not really sure why I chose it but I think it suited me better. I might change it to myself though real soon.
You know, for some reason, I just didn't assume it was you. Good to know I was right.
Ok, now it is a picture of me lol.
Damn, hello handsome.
You know what Danny.
A lot of people have said hello in the past, but I'm gonna ignore that.
My imaginary friends and I would like to personally congratulate you on saying "hello".
Also, now that Rogan has joined.
This adds to Matt, Joe, and Rogan being part of the Navy.
LR has a lot of seamen now.
Man, that was a lot of work for that punchline. It was worth it.
We are all whores and we know it.
"We are all whores and we know it."
Not me! I'm a proper lady.
What does that have to do with anything?
And the only marine is a woman? HA!
I mean me, btw. Once a marine always a marine...ahem...cough.
Wordy Bitch, you never cease to surprise me. Although, I must say, I am not all that surprised.
Nor was I by Matt and Joe.
Rogan! Nice name. Now eat a donut.
@Chester--yeah, I'm serious! I've said so before. What do you think I am wearing in Doc Diaz's avatar?