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underpurplemoon from PDX May 16, 2012 - 1:58am

Is it a do or a don't?

I think it's a do, but that's just my opinion. It looks pretty good when it comes to guy hairstyles. Girl hairstyles are a little trickier. Y'all should be proud of me 'cause I didn't Google any word in this posting.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 3:23am

Hahhaha! This really took on a life of its own. Haha

One of these days, I will get a book published and have to go around to signings and such. When I do, I think I will stop by every bookstore (no matter how small) near you guys and there will be cake and ice cream and pie and perhaps hugs. Also, if this keeps going, I am going to demand a shampoo commercial! 

I am quite proud you didn't google any of it. Kudos young lady. 

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest May 16, 2012 - 5:41am

I think the first 100 copies of your book should be a limited edition, 1st printing Matt's 'do' book. Underneath the acknowledgements will be a lock of your hair. Imagine, fifty years from now how much that will go for on EBay...

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 5:48am

how much that will go for on EBay..."

Free? lol It will come with a sample pack of food lion brand shampoo

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest May 16, 2012 - 6:08am

Haha! Maybe Aldi's shampoo...

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 6:10am

Aldi"

I love that place! You can walk out with 200 dollars worth of groceries for 60 bucks! So damn hood though. No music, bag your own stuff, rent a shopping cart. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 16, 2012 - 7:24am

Aldi

And make sure you eat all the food within 48 hours before it goes bad.

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R.Moon from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's Digest May 16, 2012 - 7:29am

Yea, it's ghetto, but the savings are unreal.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 7:33am

And make sure you eat all the food within 48 hours before it goes bad."

No sir. Case in point. I bought a bag of salad two weeks ago at Food Lion. Went bad within three days. Bought a bag at Aldis, still going strong. 

 

Yea, it's ghetto, but the savings are unreal."

 

This is true. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 16, 2012 - 8:17am

Plastic salad doesn't count.

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. May 16, 2012 - 12:23pm

Hair isn't sexy anymore unless it's 

A. Feathered and styled with pomade. 

B. Johnny Depp's hair.

C. Matt's hair.

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 12:25pm

Oh! I know this one! 

C. Final answer. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 16, 2012 - 12:52pm

Since you're both here:

Oddly enough, there was an oblique reference yesterday comparing Matt's pompadour with Dakota's pubes.  The comparison managed to be favorable to both.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 12:55pm

I don't have a pompadour! Also, where is it?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 16, 2012 - 1:01pm

Somewhere on facebook.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 1:02pm

Well, hmm. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 16, 2012 - 1:03pm

You have to read something like 290 comments to get there, but it's there.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 1:04pm

Nah, I don't feel like logging in. Kind of explains things though. 

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series May 16, 2012 - 6:33pm

I don't know that I've ever been to a grocery store that doesn't require renting a cart or one that plays music... Am I ghetto? I didn't think I was ghetto.

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. May 16, 2012 - 6:41pm

I missed both conversations about my pubes and Matt's hair but all I can say is that Matt's profile is so much cooler than mine. Why don't I have awesome quotes or a meme? It doesn't matter because mine has more achievements than a fat 12 year old playing Call Of Duty.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters May 16, 2012 - 6:45pm

Um.  Just saw I was quoted there.  That was weird.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 17, 2012 - 1:13am

@Meat, perhaps. 

@Dakota. It does indeed. I could write something if you want to quote it...

@AD you're weird. 

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Courtney from the Midwest is reading Monkey: A Journey to the West and a thousand college textbooks January 5, 2013 - 6:08am

Why'd this derail so quickly? I thought we were talking about how much we like Matt's hair.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner January 5, 2013 - 6:17am

I blame Jessica. 

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Courtney from the Midwest is reading Monkey: A Journey to the West and a thousand college textbooks January 5, 2013 - 7:43am

Don't you always?

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. January 5, 2013 - 9:17am

Magic elf ear!

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underpurplemoon from PDX January 5, 2013 - 11:11am

I'm just tempted into changing this to "blame the magic elf ear" thread. A lot of inside jokes here that I actually got! Hah! Resist temptation!