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Covewriter from Nashville, Tennessee is reading & Sons March 12, 2012 - 5:51pm

Admit something you are afraid people will laugh about. (And maybe they will.)

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Dave from Texas is reading constantly March 12, 2012 - 5:52pm

Your thread, you first!

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Covewriter from Nashville, Tennessee is reading & Sons March 12, 2012 - 5:53pm

Admission: I got hooked on World of Warcraft when my son started playing. Spent too much hours that shoud have been used learning to write. The time clock ticks.

 

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Jose F. Diaz from East Coast is reading short novels by various authors that change so much it isn't worth posting here. March 12, 2012 - 6:02pm

I shave my balls.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 12, 2012 - 6:04pm

I enjoy writing romance novels. 

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Dave from Texas is reading constantly March 12, 2012 - 6:04pm

Laughable, but serious.  Hmmm....

I own more shoes than my wife, and more clothes. 

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Jose F. Diaz from East Coast is reading short novels by various authors that change so much it isn't worth posting here. March 12, 2012 - 6:04pm

bwahahahahaha!!!

No, it's cool.

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R.Moon from 2nd circle of Inferno is reading Books March 12, 2012 - 6:05pm

I've read Nicholas Sparks... And enjoyed it.

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Dave from Texas is reading constantly March 12, 2012 - 6:05pm

@JD, a little manscaping never hurts.

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jacks_username from Louisville, Kentucky is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland March 12, 2012 - 6:05pm

I give hair care and skin advice to chicks I try to bang. 

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R.Moon from 2nd circle of Inferno is reading Books March 12, 2012 - 6:06pm

@jack: How's that working out for you?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 12, 2012 - 6:11pm

I've read Nicholas Sparks"

Killin me. Haha

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jacks_username from Louisville, Kentucky is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland March 12, 2012 - 6:13pm

How's that working out for you?

 

Not so well surprisingly. American Psycho has ruined me. I can't help but tell someone that rum mixes better with diet Pepsi instead of diet coke because it's less fizzy.

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Covewriter from Nashville, Tennessee is reading & Sons March 12, 2012 - 6:13pm

OH dear I've done most of things except shave my balls... cause i don't have any, physically.

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R.Moon from 2nd circle of Inferno is reading Books March 12, 2012 - 6:14pm

I knew that'd get a laugh. I've also read Jaclyn Reding, a romance novelist. But in my defense, she's my ex-girlfriend's cousin. On the up side though, she's read my work and told me I'm a great writer. She's written about twenty books. Sold enough to make writing a career and to own a villa in Italy.

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R.Moon from 2nd circle of Inferno is reading Books March 12, 2012 - 6:16pm

Not so well surprisingly. 

- Hell, I could've told you that.

@Cove: Thank God you don't have balls. This site would be even weirder than it is.

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Courtney from the Midwest is reading Monkey: A Journey to the West and a thousand college textbooks March 12, 2012 - 6:16pm

I had a crush on my high school AP English teacher who told me I was a better writer than him. He was sixty-one and married to a woman in her thirties or forties whom he had taught in the same class decades earlier. He went to the hospital and I cried.

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Courtney from the Midwest is reading Monkey: A Journey to the West and a thousand college textbooks March 12, 2012 - 6:17pm

I've done all of this but shave my balls as well. Not that I don't have them.

(I don't, but I like to pretend I do. Sometimes I tell people I have a penis, too.)

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Nick from Toronto is reading A Million Little Fibers by Steven McTowelie March 12, 2012 - 6:24pm

I try to avoid watching movie trailers because I find they give too much away.... I like to go in fresh, a la Frank Costanza.

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 12, 2012 - 6:26pm

I don't actually have a penis it's more like a clitoropenis and it rests on a nest of tentacles wedged between my hips. I mean not really but it's pretty heinous and smells like liquid smoke. Why soooo serious?

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R.Moon from 2nd circle of Inferno is reading Books March 12, 2012 - 6:28pm

^ That's hot... LOL!

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Jose F. Diaz from East Coast is reading short novels by various authors that change so much it isn't worth posting here. March 12, 2012 - 6:29pm

"Sucking on an oversized clit is just one step away from sucking small dick."

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 12, 2012 - 6:30pm

Heh heh right backatcha moon!

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Nick from Toronto is reading A Million Little Fibers by Steven McTowelie March 12, 2012 - 6:31pm

^^^ two known causes for that

1) taking anabolic steroids (if you're a woman)

2) being a hyena

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R.Moon from 2nd circle of Inferno is reading Books March 12, 2012 - 6:31pm

Head got a little bigger...

*pops collar and winks at Nikki*

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R.Moon from 2nd circle of Inferno is reading Books March 12, 2012 - 6:32pm

^^^ two known causes for that

 

1) taking anabolic steroids (if you're a woman)

2) being a hyena

- 3. Or being named Rosie O'Donnell

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 12, 2012 - 6:32pm

LOL @ Rian!

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 12, 2012 - 6:33pm

"Head got a little bigger... "

Not possible.

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R.Moon from 2nd circle of Inferno is reading Books March 12, 2012 - 6:33pm

Matt, how's The Lovely Bones? It's in my to read pile.

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 12, 2012 - 6:34pm

I admit I am part hyena came from my mother's side. Winks back.

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R.Moon from 2nd circle of Inferno is reading Books March 12, 2012 - 6:34pm

Not possible.

- Could be true...

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 12, 2012 - 6:34pm

I like it better than the movie...it's a tough story to read though....really, really deep. 

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R.Moon from 2nd circle of Inferno is reading Books March 12, 2012 - 6:35pm

That's what I've heard. I haven't seen the movie. I always try to read the book before seeing the movie.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 12, 2012 - 6:38pm

Well, ya know (and this doesn't give it away) it's about a little girl who gets raped and killed. Then she can't find peace in heaven....I mean...shit....it's hard to read. 

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R.Moon from 2nd circle of Inferno is reading Books March 12, 2012 - 6:38pm

I can imagine. I'll get to it. Thanks.

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts March 12, 2012 - 7:03pm

I actually prefer to see movies before reading the book. If I liked the book then I would just be pissed about the stuff not in the movie, if I enjoyed the movie then I will find lots of interesting side stuff in the book. How this doesn't work: going from Dexter tv series to the Dexter books. That's been the worst one so far.

 

This morning I enjoyed a favorite pasttime of mine, watching old episodes of The Biggest Loser and eating shitloads of junk food (this time cookies and milk, bag of chips (family size.)) Also, I cried.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 12, 2012 - 7:26pm

I found this for you Renfield. 

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 12, 2012 - 7:33pm

All my admissions are more shameful than laughable. 

 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 12, 2012 - 7:34pm

I want to feel your shame. Spill @Avery.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 12, 2012 - 7:39pm

Yeah...I want at least one out of you. 

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Dave from Texas is reading constantly March 12, 2012 - 7:55pm

Come on Doll, lay the shame on.

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 12, 2012 - 8:01pm

Coming soon to a venue near you: Avery Doll & the Jumblies of Shame. Come on let's see it now. Anything involving lubricant or balled fists always earns extra stars.

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R.Moon from 2nd circle of Inferno is reading Books March 12, 2012 - 8:12pm

I agree Matt. I was very disappointed in Dexter. I couldn't finish the first book. And Forest Gump was the same. The mOvie is way better.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 12, 2012 - 8:21pm

Uh...

Occasionally, I eat whole bags of chips throughout the course of a day.  When I have important meetings, I wear tight blouses.  Sometimes if I'm tired, I skip pages in the bedtime stories I read my kid.  I have more shoes than Dave. 

 

Was any of that laughable or shameful? 

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Dave from Texas is reading constantly March 12, 2012 - 8:29pm

Tight blouses? I should be the judge of that

 I skip pages in the bedtime stories I read my kid

 

Me too.  No shame, LOL, I can only take so much Barbie or Little Pony.

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson March 12, 2012 - 9:04pm

I know more about disney movies than anyone I know.

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Jose F. Diaz from East Coast is reading short novels by various authors that change so much it isn't worth posting here. March 12, 2012 - 9:38pm

Until you met me. My parents work at Disney and I used to go there just about 2-3 times a month. 

No, honestly that has nothing to do with the movies. I just no the more recent ones. Nothing of the old ones.

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson March 12, 2012 - 9:42pm

I know from snow white to Princess and the frog. I don't like disney that much but somehow i've seen every single cartoon like five times. Pocahontas was the worst.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 12, 2012 - 9:50pm

I like Sleeping Beauty.  a lot

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson March 12, 2012 - 10:01pm

Notre dame is the best i think. Everyone likes sleeping beauty.

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Jose F. Diaz from East Coast is reading short novels by various authors that change so much it isn't worth posting here. March 12, 2012 - 10:02pm

I like the Claiming of Sleeping Beauty series. :O)