Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazJune 10, 2012 - 10:38am
Is that your ringfinger?
"Jessica's having a little come apart now."
Hmmm. Intrigued. Indulge us.
Gary, if you keep saying shit like that I am going to fall in love with you.
Klitts, I LOVE your new image, just adore it. I love klitts.
Uh, Renee? Your first marriage was all about Klitts?
Klitts, you hear that? You were once married to Renee. I wonder what the sex was like.
I need to get laid. This is getting old. And I am too.
Or am I?
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazJune 10, 2012 - 10:56am
Sunday Craftbooking:
GaryP
from Denver is reading a bit of this and thatJune 10, 2012 - 11:39am
@Chester: (re: Jessica's meme).
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazJune 10, 2012 - 11:47am
I want to see her flipping us off like a six-year-old. Jess? Come on. Humor us.
My back hurts so bad it tried to kill me.
Got the slab for the studio poured though. I hate concrete. Well, I hate laboring on it. The product itself is sexy.
I need more booze but if I stop writing, I was told by a little man the size of a G.I. Joe, the Universe will implode. The little man has the most immaculate fingernails I have ever seen.
jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeJune 10, 2012 - 11:49am
One of the new GIJoes or the old 12-inchers?
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazJune 10, 2012 - 11:54am
The old ones with that tight hair that looks like blonde moss.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazJune 10, 2012 - 11:56am
He is walking around pouting now just because I asked him to run to the store and get me some more wine. He says his money is too small and Safeway won't accept it.
Thank god he lost his gun during our last bender.
GaryP
from Denver is reading a bit of this and thatJune 10, 2012 - 11:56am
You're building a studio?!
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazJune 10, 2012 - 12:00pm
Yeah, a really small one for my buddy. It is going to be an adorable little craftsman. I can't wait to start framing it. Gotta wait for that concrete to cure. That, and find some more wine.
Got any ya can hand through the screen?
I want that app.
Class Facilitator
ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigJune 10, 2012 - 12:43pm
Jess--HOLY SHIT.
Chestie--Does that mean your back is better now?
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 10, 2012 - 4:29pm
@Marius Hjelseth - love it. Everytime I think of Norway, I think black metal, great scenery and other stuff that is deeply disturbing. Start an intro thread!
@Renee- good stuff, you do take care of your skin, that much is clear. Nothing worse than these tanning folks. I'm sorry, it's the truth.
@Jessica- how did that happen?
@Gary- c'est bon!
@Chester, what's the studio for? Hmmmmmmmmm?
Class Facilitator
ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigJune 10, 2012 - 4:28pm
Cancer =/= sexy.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 10, 2012 - 4:33pm
I was at an afternoon pool party grill out thing with some work friends and I was trying to be helpful. They had these folding deck chairs that were wooden. And I crushed my finger in one. Because I suck at life I guess.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 10, 2012 - 4:34pm
Also, yeah, left ring finger. Go figure.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazJune 10, 2012 - 4:39pm
@Renee: Yeah, the back is on the mend following multiple three hour massage/chiropractic/acupuncture visits. But it is vulnerable. Stupid backs.
@Matt: It is going to be a porn studio.
@Jessica: Tell us something we don't already know.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazJune 10, 2012 - 4:40pm
Aha, so that is symbolic.
Flip us off with it and take a pic. Pweeeese.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 10, 2012 - 5:05pm
Chester's old fashioned, country time porn.
@AD that is hilarious. I feel like I could put the irony in a bowl and eat it.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazJune 10, 2012 - 5:23pm
It is funny the shit we see, isn't it?
So there is a State Farm ad on one of their offices in Portland.
The caption reads "Expect Surprises."
The image is of a white baby sitting inside of an egg shell, freshly hatched. That baby is looking over at another baby, also freshly hatched. So twins, right?
But the second baby is black.
Class Facilitator
ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigJune 10, 2012 - 5:31pm
Hahahaha!
Down the interstate there is a billboard that says WE WILL GET YOU OFF in huge letters. In smaller letters. packed tightly into a corner, you see that it is actually an attorney advertising traffic citation defense.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazJune 10, 2012 - 5:45pm
Nice. They know what they are doing. Or their ad agency does.
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June 11, 2012 - 7:26am
Sometimes I dog ear my pages.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazJune 11, 2012 - 11:45pm
Sometimes I fuck dog's ears.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8June 12, 2012 - 12:42am
This was actually my first ever display picture on LR, I'm just using it again because I feel rebellious.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8June 12, 2012 - 12:43am
That cool as all fuck glyph is cool as all fuck.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 12, 2012 - 2:55am
Stop changing your name Kitts!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 12, 2012 - 4:37am
I changed my picture, like a godamn idiot, and didn't realize I apparently don't have that picture on my computer anymore.
Sorry guys.
bryanhowie
from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING.June 12, 2012 - 9:34am
Elf ear!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 12, 2012 - 9:38am
It is! Thanks for noticing. One of my finest features.
bryanhowie
from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING.June 12, 2012 - 9:43am
Well, beside your gorgeous face and silky black hair and beautiful eyes and slender neck... it's the finest feature you've shown us (so far).
Marius Hjelseth
from the frozen Norwegian tundra is reading GomorrahJune 12, 2012 - 11:22am
@Matt - I could have sworn I already did.
@GaryP - I have no doubt that Paris is a fantastic city, but as a small-towner who gets paranoid by not having the ocean without earshot, I also find it immensely intimidating.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 12, 2012 - 11:34am
"slender neck"
Makes me think I'm going to be strangled.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 12, 2012 - 11:36am
@Marius I must have had you confused with someone else. However, Norway and black metal are kind of nice.
GaryP
from Denver is reading a bit of this and thatJune 12, 2012 - 12:08pm
I think Howie was talking about me.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 12, 2012 - 12:10pm
Now I'm sort of bummed out. But it does make sense.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 12, 2012 - 12:17pm
Howie's description made me think Type O Negative which doesn't exactly scream Kentucky.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 12, 2012 - 12:17pm
I always assumed this was about me:
"Her laugh.. it's like music. Really mean music."
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 12, 2012 - 12:18pm
Tina Fey is hot.
Marius Hjelseth
from the frozen Norwegian tundra is reading GomorrahJune 12, 2012 - 1:26pm
@Matt - No, I think you might be right actually. I'll throw one up soon.
By the way, to stay on topic (if there is such a thing), here's a picture of the one-legged seagull that used to live outside my workplace. I called him "Legs". I haven't seen him in a while, so I fear he may be dead.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 12, 2012 - 12:24pm
That is awesome. You just won the picture thread. Congrats my new Nordic friend.
Marius Hjelseth
from the frozen Norwegian tundra is reading GomorrahJune 12, 2012 - 12:41pm
At last! Recognition!
GaryP
from Denver is reading a bit of this and thatJune 12, 2012 - 1:17pm
Why isn't Legs showing up for me?
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 12, 2012 - 1:19pm
I can't see him either.
Marius Hjelseth
from the frozen Norwegian tundra is reading GomorrahJune 12, 2012 - 1:26pm
Different link. Better now?
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 12, 2012 - 1:29pm
LEGS!!!
GaryP
from Denver is reading a bit of this and thatJune 12, 2012 - 3:26pm
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June 12, 2012 - 5:16pm
More pictures you bastard sexy beasts!
Fylh
from from from is reading is from is reading is reading is reading reading is readingJune 14, 2012 - 2:00pm
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazJune 14, 2012 - 7:29pm
Great shot.
Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazJune 14, 2012 - 7:33pm
Plumbing.
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June 14, 2012 - 8:31pm
I can't do much more than writing and fapping good. But I'm learing. One day at a time. Plumbing is on that list.
Is that your ringfinger?
"Jessica's having a little come apart now."
Hmmm. Intrigued. Indulge us.
Gary, if you keep saying shit like that I am going to fall in love with you.
Klitts, I LOVE your new image, just adore it. I love klitts.
Uh, Renee? Your first marriage was all about Klitts?
Klitts, you hear that? You were once married to Renee. I wonder what the sex was like.
I need to get laid. This is getting old. And I am too.
Or am I?
Sunday Craftbooking:
@Chester:
(re: Jessica's meme).
I want to see her flipping us off like a six-year-old. Jess? Come on. Humor us.
My back hurts so bad it tried to kill me.
Got the slab for the studio poured though. I hate concrete. Well, I hate laboring on it. The product itself is sexy.
I need more booze but if I stop writing, I was told by a little man the size of a G.I. Joe, the Universe will implode. The little man has the most immaculate fingernails I have ever seen.
One of the new GIJoes or the old 12-inchers?
The old ones with that tight hair that looks like blonde moss.
He is walking around pouting now just because I asked him to run to the store and get me some more wine. He says his money is too small and Safeway won't accept it.
Thank god he lost his gun during our last bender.
You're building a studio?!
Yeah, a really small one for my buddy. It is going to be an adorable little craftsman. I can't wait to start framing it. Gotta wait for that concrete to cure. That, and find some more wine.
Got any ya can hand through the screen?
I want that app.
Jess--HOLY SHIT.
Chestie--Does that mean your back is better now?
@Marius Hjelseth - love it. Everytime I think of Norway, I think black metal, great scenery and other stuff that is deeply disturbing. Start an intro thread!
@Renee- good stuff, you do take care of your skin, that much is clear. Nothing worse than these tanning folks. I'm sorry, it's the truth.
@Jessica- how did that happen?
@Gary- c'est bon!
@Chester, what's the studio for? Hmmmmmmmmm?
Cancer =/= sexy.
I was at an afternoon pool party grill out thing with some work friends and I was trying to be helpful. They had these folding deck chairs that were wooden. And I crushed my finger in one. Because I suck at life I guess.
Also, yeah, left ring finger. Go figure.
@Renee: Yeah, the back is on the mend following multiple three hour massage/chiropractic/acupuncture visits. But it is vulnerable. Stupid backs.
@Matt: It is going to be a porn studio.
@Jessica: Tell us something we don't already know.
Aha, so that is symbolic.
Flip us off with it and take a pic. Pweeeese.
Chester's old fashioned, country time porn.
@AD that is hilarious. I feel like I could put the irony in a bowl and eat it.
It is funny the shit we see, isn't it?
So there is a State Farm ad on one of their offices in Portland.
The caption reads "Expect Surprises."
The image is of a white baby sitting inside of an egg shell, freshly hatched. That baby is looking over at another baby, also freshly hatched. So twins, right?
But the second baby is black.
Hahahaha!
Down the interstate there is a billboard that says WE WILL GET YOU OFF in huge letters. In smaller letters. packed tightly into a corner, you see that it is actually an attorney advertising traffic citation defense.
Nice. They know what they are doing. Or their ad agency does.
Sometimes I dog ear my pages.
Sometimes I fuck dog's ears.
This was actually my first ever display picture on LR, I'm just using it again because I feel rebellious.
That cool as all fuck glyph is cool as all fuck.
Stop changing your name Kitts!
I changed my picture, like a godamn idiot, and didn't realize I apparently don't have that picture on my computer anymore.
Sorry guys.
Elf ear!
It is! Thanks for noticing. One of my finest features.
Well, beside your gorgeous face and silky black hair and beautiful eyes and slender neck... it's the finest feature you've shown us (so far).
@Matt - I could have sworn I already did.
@GaryP - I have no doubt that Paris is a fantastic city, but as a small-towner who gets paranoid by not having the ocean without earshot, I also find it immensely intimidating.
"slender neck"
Makes me think I'm going to be strangled.
@Marius I must have had you confused with someone else. However, Norway and black metal are kind of nice.
I think Howie was talking about me.
Now I'm sort of bummed out. But it does make sense.
Howie's description made me think Type O Negative which doesn't exactly scream Kentucky.
I always assumed this was about me:
"Her laugh.. it's like music. Really mean music."
Tina Fey is hot.
@Matt - No, I think you might be right actually. I'll throw one up soon.
By the way, to stay on topic (if there is such a thing), here's a picture of the one-legged seagull that used to live outside my workplace. I called him "Legs". I haven't seen him in a while, so I fear he may be dead.
That is awesome. You just won the picture thread. Congrats my new Nordic friend.
At last! Recognition!
Why isn't Legs showing up for me?
I can't see him either.
Different link. Better now?
LEGS!!!
More pictures you
bastardsexy beasts!Great shot.
Plumbing.
I can't do much more than writing and fapping good. But I'm learing. One day at a time. Plumbing is on that list.