So I decided to join the workshop and see if you guys can tear me to pieces. I live in a small town with pretty much no writing community. I posted one of my stories in the workshop.
I am the editor of Downer Magazine. If anyone gives a shit they can go check it out.
Told you I'm no good at this
Hey that was fast. I feel right at home now.
Welcome to the Pit.
Don't trust anyone here who tells you they've found an excellent publication home for your nude pics. Those pictures never get published. You keep looking for them, because you trusted the dirty bastard that sold you that bill of goods, but they don't actually get published.
Just so you know.
Hey. Your home is my name! What town in Utah are you from?
That's a total bummer about the nude pics. You can't trust anyone these days.
I'm from Vernal. It's an oilfield town east of salt lake city
Hey Devon. You are just as good as anyone else at intros, but ONLY if you FLASH ME!
Vernal. That place is a thriving metropolis compared to anywhere within 100 miles of it. I overhauled the turbine at the Bonanza power plant about five years ago. Stayed in Rangely, CO. We'd come into Vernal if we wanted to big-time it. Like, get McDonald's or smell a Walmart.
What is this flash me business
Chester runs an informal flash fiction contest in a thread here.
What is this flash me business?
What is this flash me business?
When a strange man walks up to you in a long coat, it's a trap.
Yeah the whole surrounding area is pretty desolate. That's pretty awesome that someone here is familiar with my little stomping ground.
Sign me up. What do you want from me?
I grew up in Layton. Went to Dinosaur at some point when I was a kid. I was very disappointed that it just looked like dirt and rocks.
The only thing Dinosaur is good for is picking up booze on Sunday when all the Utah liquor stores shut down
Would you like a back massage? I use scented oils and yes, I am a beautiful woman with full breasts. Close your eyes, now doesn't that feel good. Okay, I'm really a guy.
How are just going to leave a guy half cocked like that? Whatever, I'm into it.
Click on that link in red I provided with the fireworks.
Post a 250 or less story on Rob's Column.
You got it. I'll start on it tonight
Post a larger photo of yourself, I'm curious.
I will when i get back to my computer. Im using my ipod right now.If it's going to be used for masturbation I would like some sort of compensation.
Oh you'll get compensation. I can mail it to you.
When is the deadline for the stories
Did....Did Devon just drop the soap?
Fuck, double post
Four is a party
I think this Devon fella is going to fit in just fine around here.
Devon, just click on the link, all the info is there. Month of May currently.
But it goes on into eternity.
I love it when someone comes here and jumps right into the peculiar brand of humor only found at LitReactor (and my house). I don't have to feel anxious about what kind of impression we're making.
Yeah I think I'm going to enjoy being a part of this family.
I feel right at home already.
Oh, isn't he cute?
Wook at his widow toes and his cute widow mao-f.
Our newborn Devon.
I think someone needs to Jumbliefeed™ this little guy.
Unless, of course, he is Linton Robbins' son, making him the most interesting baby in the world.
In that case he wouldn't be interested in Jumblietanks™.
Jumblietanks™ are for Pussies®
Yep. It's all coming together now. I've got this creepy uncle aliensoul and the distant cousin Chester that comes around on the holidays and steals your fire when the girls are around(even though he's totally into dudes)
I just need a crazy cat lady and drug addict older brother to feel complete
I'm the reasonable one.
That should worry you.
Also, because there has been some confusion. I am not a dude.
Renee (Sparrowstark): strong enough for a man, built like a lady.
More importantly than all this blather, I've found an excellent publication home for your nude pics.
That is fantastic news. I've been hanging on to these fireman poses for ages.
Welcome! I kind of don't know what to say without posting a meme. Way to go on that one @Avery.
There you go. You have been flashed. I didn't use chicken eggs in my story. Does that make me a cheater?
Welcome, dude. I approve of the book you're reading ;)
So Davery is real...
"So Davery is real..."
I...am unsure what this means.
I'm about halfway through it and its pretty awesome. I love short stories.
You'll be coming up on mine pretty soon then.
Enjoy the rest of it, sir.
That's awesome. Congrats on making it into a killer anthology.