So I decided to join the workshop and see if you guys can tear me to pieces. I live in a small town with pretty much no writing community. I posted one of my stories in the workshop.
I am the editor of Downer Magazine. If anyone gives a shit they can go check it out.
Told you I'm no good at this
Don't trust anyone here who tells you they've found an excellent publication home for your nude pics. Those pictures never get published. You keep looking for them, because you trusted the dirty bastard that sold you that bill of goods, but they don't actually get published.
Just so you know.
Hey. Your home is my name! What town in Utah are you from?
Vernal. That place is a thriving metropolis compared to anywhere within 100 miles of it. I overhauled the turbine at the Bonanza power plant about five years ago. Stayed in Rangely, CO. We'd come into Vernal if we wanted to big-time it. Like, get McDonald's or smell a Walmart.
Oh, isn't he cute?
Wook at his widow toes and his cute widow mao-f.
Our newborn Devon.
I think someone needs to Jumbliefeed™ this little guy.
Unless, of course, he is Linton Robbins' son, making him the most interesting baby in the world.
In that case he wouldn't be interested in Jumblietanks™.
Jumblietanks™ are for Pussies®
Yep. It's all coming together now. I've got this creepy uncle aliensoul and the distant cousin Chester that comes around on the holidays and steals your fire when the girls are around(even though he's totally into dudes)
I just need a crazy cat lady and drug addict older brother to feel complete
