Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedJune 11, 2012 - 11:23pm
You got me beat. I've been accused of being demon possessed, but never Satan himself.
Grigori Black
from US is reading Radium Girls by Amanda GowinJune 12, 2012 - 12:08am
You got me beat. I've been accused of being demon possessed, but never Satan himself.
Heh, I'd be happy to take second place. Funny thing is, I've never been particularily religious, so it always makes me giggle when someone tosses out the satan card. I guess it must be karma for the one time I screwed with someone. I was hanging out in a buddy's room, perched on top of a cabinet waiting for a friend to come over when the dude's roomate comes in. He doesn't see me, but walks over to the desk/cabinet and opens the doors all creepy like and says: 'saaaaataaaan?'
I don't know about you, but I can't let something like that go by. I lean down and growl into his ear: Speak of the devil and he SHALL appear. The guy shrieks like a woman and practically leaps out of his skin. My buddy pretends he can't see me, so we mess with the kid for a minute or two until my friend shows up and wonders why the hell I'm falling over laughing when the roomate realizes he's been had.
Or maybe it was the time there was this dude at work that was super religious and freaked out by that Denzel washington movie 'The Fallen'. I don't know who started it, but someone at work started humming 'Time is on my side' and then things just spiraled out of control until the religious dude had a nervous breakdown.
And then there was this time that... shit.
Yeah, I'm problably going to hell...
Anybody want me to save them a seat?
Stacy Kear
from Bucyrus, Ohio lives in New Jersey is reading The Art of War June 12, 2012 - 4:35am
The person Im stalking is being way to accommodating, No fun ;-)
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 12, 2012 - 4:42am
It is less of a challenge that way. Have you tried calling him when you know he's asleep? When he answers, just tell him you like the sound of his voice when he's disoriented.
Stacy Kear
from Bucyrus, Ohio lives in New Jersey is reading The Art of War June 12, 2012 - 4:56am
I'm still at the watching him gathering information stage, but I should speed things up, he isn't scared and he should be.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 12, 2012 - 5:01am
Send him pictures you've taken of him from outside his house.
If you find an open window, put a small (like a 4oz) jar candle on the sill and light it.
Casually mention personal things about him in public.
Start talking about your "relationship".
Stacy Kear
from Bucyrus, Ohio lives in New Jersey is reading The Art of War June 12, 2012 - 5:18am
Haha just started, this the intro to our relationship :-)
Chris Davis
from Indiana is reading A Feast of Snakes by Harry CrewsJune 12, 2012 - 5:24am
I find stalking is always intensified by gifts of taxidermy. You should try that.
Stacy Kear
from Bucyrus, Ohio lives in New Jersey is reading The Art of War June 12, 2012 - 5:39am
On it, preparing a whole litter of kittens
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 12, 2012 - 6:01am
Direct a vague and random Facebook status to him.
Leave little winky faces with no explanation on his page. ;)
manda lynn
from Ohio is reading Of Love and Other Demons (again)June 12, 2012 - 12:14pm
jeez, avery, you're the real deal when it comes to creep-stalkery shit! i just settle for random emails and vague innuendo. which i think might be friendship....
i really wanted those shoes with the toes, bright-colored ones, just to wear all the time like instead of sandals with dresses and stuff. but my toes are too long. when i tried them on i was really sad.
and YAY! grig is back. am i stalking you? because i do send you random messages but you respond, so i'm not very intimidating.... or are you stalking me? it's very confusing.
Grigori Black
from US is reading Radium Girls by Amanda GowinJune 12, 2012 - 3:21pm
and YAY! grig is back. am i stalking you? because i do send you random messages but you respond, so i'm not very intimidating.... or are you stalking me? it's very confusing.
It's all part of the plan...
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedJune 22, 2012 - 4:53am
I'd like to point out that the Joker is pretty much a loser.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryJune 22, 2012 - 5:56am
I'd like to point out that the comment directly above this one is spam and should be treated as such.
Dwayne fucking loves Utah!
Strange Photon
from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyricsJune 22, 2012 - 6:35am
Wow, I was totally getting into the mood to put up answers to the initial survey, but after seeing how far we've all skewed from the original thread's womb, and the entirely arrestable behavior of such obsessively stalktacular folks as yourselves, I just might resolve to writing only one ridiculously run-on sentence that doesn't contribute in any constructive or threatening way to the discussion at hand, be it the original purpose or this perversely mutated one.
Oh, and as far as 'position' goes: definitely being the horse in cowgirl, it frees up my hands and mouth, and gives the best view.
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedJune 23, 2012 - 12:09am
He is. His plans never work, he hates people being happy, and has some weird man crush on Batman. I mean yeah he's a entertaining creepy villain, but still a loser.
You got me beat. I've been accused of being demon possessed, but never Satan himself.
Heh, I'd be happy to take second place. Funny thing is, I've never been particularily religious, so it always makes me giggle when someone tosses out the satan card. I guess it must be karma for the one time I screwed with someone. I was hanging out in a buddy's room, perched on top of a cabinet waiting for a friend to come over when the dude's roomate comes in. He doesn't see me, but walks over to the desk/cabinet and opens the doors all creepy like and says: 'saaaaataaaan?'
I don't know about you, but I can't let something like that go by. I lean down and growl into his ear: Speak of the devil and he SHALL appear. The guy shrieks like a woman and practically leaps out of his skin. My buddy pretends he can't see me, so we mess with the kid for a minute or two until my friend shows up and wonders why the hell I'm falling over laughing when the roomate realizes he's been had.
Or maybe it was the time there was this dude at work that was super religious and freaked out by that Denzel washington movie 'The Fallen'. I don't know who started it, but someone at work started humming 'Time is on my side' and then things just spiraled out of control until the religious dude had a nervous breakdown.
And then there was this time that... shit.
Yeah, I'm problably going to hell...
Anybody want me to save them a seat?
The person Im stalking is being way to accommodating, No fun ;-)
It is less of a challenge that way. Have you tried calling him when you know he's asleep? When he answers, just tell him you like the sound of his voice when he's disoriented.
I'm still at the watching him gathering information stage, but I should speed things up, he isn't scared and he should be.
Send him pictures you've taken of him from outside his house.
If you find an open window, put a small (like a 4oz) jar candle on the sill and light it.
Casually mention personal things about him in public.
Start talking about your "relationship".
Haha just started, this the intro to our relationship :-)
I find stalking is always intensified by gifts of taxidermy. You should try that.
On it, preparing a whole litter of kittens
Direct a vague and random Facebook status to him.
Leave little winky faces with no explanation on his page. ;)
jeez, avery, you're the real deal when it comes to creep-stalkery shit! i just settle for random emails and vague innuendo. which i think might be friendship....
i really wanted those shoes with the toes, bright-colored ones, just to wear all the time like instead of sandals with dresses and stuff. but my toes are too long. when i tried them on i was really sad.
and YAY! grig is back. am i stalking you? because i do send you random messages but you respond, so i'm not very intimidating.... or are you stalking me? it's very confusing.
It's all part of the plan...
I'd like to point out that the Joker is pretty much a loser.
I'd like to point out that the comment directly above this one is spam and should be treated as such.
Dwayne fucking loves Utah!
Wow, I was totally getting into the mood to put up answers to the initial survey, but after seeing how far we've all skewed from the original thread's womb, and the entirely arrestable behavior of such obsessively stalktacular folks as yourselves, I just might resolve to writing only one ridiculously run-on sentence that doesn't contribute in any constructive or threatening way to the discussion at hand, be it the original purpose or this perversely mutated one.
Oh, and as far as 'position' goes: definitely being the horse in cowgirl, it frees up my hands and mouth, and gives the best view.
He is. His plans never work, he hates people being happy, and has some weird man crush on Batman. I mean yeah he's a entertaining creepy villain, but still a loser.