Nick
from Toronto is reading Adjustment DayNovember 22, 2011 - 6:22pm
... anyways
My original intent was not to bash anyone's personal style/taste. It's the hipster attitude that annoys me. Lazy, arrogant, self-righteous, shallow, etc.
If a person is kind, talented, clever, hardworking and so on then I wouldn't dislike them no matter how eccentric their tastes.
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November 22, 2011 - 6:25pm
Well I suppose they dress like hipsters. I label them that also because they tag stuff and go to music festivals such as Boneroo. Does that make them Hipsters? I doubt it, but people I consider to be a part of the Hipster life style do this.
The term "Hipster" is transparent to me now. I don't believe there is such a thing as a Hipster anymore so I'm only contradicting myself the more I post in this thread. At least I'm more educated on the subject now.
Nick
from Toronto is reading Adjustment DayNovember 22, 2011 - 7:20pm
.... everything ever is officially on Youtube.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 22, 2011 - 7:26pm
I don't even know anymore...
Perfect.
Buddy Holly glasses quit being cool as soon as the damn Jonas brothers started wearing them. Now they are just poser fashion.
Has anyone else seen SLC Punk? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.November 22, 2011 - 9:04pm
Jack, you mean your friends who sell "candy bars for girl scouts". Ixnay on the drugyay, they could be watchyay.
jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeNovember 22, 2011 - 9:16pm
I don't care what anybody says, hipsters love the mainstream. Liking hip-hop but hating Justin Bieber does not make you different from anybody else (except of course Bieber fans.) "Hipsterism" is not a subculture, it's little bits of actual subcultures mixed in with current and previous mainstream trends.
T.I. + My Little Pony + Lucky Charms + Miami Vice = Mainstream-As-Shit, or "syncretic consumerism," as someone in that N+1 discussion put it.
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November 22, 2011 - 9:32pm
@Alien Litreactor isn't that popular yet. But just to be safe. My cat's drug dealers...damn I did it again.
Everytime I go to the strip club theres always like 5 blacks, 1 old dude and one meth head that gets dances from the meth head strippers. Jeeze I need to go to better clubs.
I wonder if Hipsters get lap dances. I really need to sleep.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.November 23, 2011 - 4:18am
You really do go to strip clubs huh? I've never been. I always picture them being sticky with semen on the floor like an adult movie theatre but I guess they can't jerk it out in the open so...
Waterhouse
from Columbus is reading Bullet Park, John CheeverNovember 23, 2011 - 8:50am
The floors are clean, but the air smells of loneliness and mutual lies. Can't stand the places myself-- they are just depressing.
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November 23, 2011 - 9:31am
They are quite depressing. I've only been twice. I partied with a couple strippers once and that was cool. Doing lines, driving a fast car and hanging out with strippers and freeloaders is...well it's different. I'm fine with sitting on Litreactor all day though now.
Hipster chicks are hot.
missesdash
from Paris is reading The InformersNovember 23, 2011 - 2:48pm
Srsly, read hipsterrunoff.com if you want to get an idea of what hipsters look like currently. Buddy holly glaces were replaced with pediphile frames in like 08'
y'all sound old
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.November 23, 2011 - 3:14pm
I'm not old. I like all that hip new music the kids are listening to. That Katy Perry is a real talent and that lesbian singer Justine Beiber, she is just the bee's knees.
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November 23, 2011 - 6:29pm
I'm not old. Steely Dan is still cool!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 23, 2011 - 7:42pm
OMG - was it? Was it like sooo 08?
....I'm not old. (how many years can I safely stay 29???)
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November 23, 2011 - 8:00pm
I think Typewriter Demigod and myself are the youngest ones on here. Man, that sucks.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 23, 2011 - 8:34pm
Yes - I believe you are.
Nothing bad about it though.
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November 23, 2011 - 8:41pm
Except were the freshmen of the forum.
I'm going to start drinking PBR and playing Dungeons and Dragons. I promise not to wear pederast glasses.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 23, 2011 - 9:26pm
@jacks I want to say something very nice a profound about age and being young for you - but I've been drinking pretty heavily, so i can't think of anything.
But I've been really thinking about that getting old thing (does focusing on it MAKE me old? prolly). Came to the conclusion that, while I may not have been uncool before it was cool, I WAS into Nirvana before Kurt Cobain was dead. So, yeah....did I mention the drinking part? What was the point?
Happy Thanksgiving! *drops microphone, throws up random and meaningless hand gestures*
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November 23, 2011 - 9:30pm
RIP Kurt...
I'll be 19 in March. Turning 21 will be fun and then not fun. And then when I'm 30. Then 40. Getting old blows.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 23, 2011 - 9:33pm
Yeah, I don't want to tell you after 21 there are no more birthdays to look forward to, so i won't. You'll get there on your own.
Actually, it isn't so bad. You just sort of have to be an adult at some point.
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November 23, 2011 - 9:38pm
I hope I can be an adult soon. I tried to grocery shop on my own today in Walmart. I've grocery shopped many times on my own because I've been more independent but today I just gave up. Too many people last minute shopping and a really squeaky wheel is what I blame but I think it was more that I couldn't handle being an adult. If I can learn to function as an adult without alcohol and drugs as a crutch, than I think I will be fine but until then, well, it's an up hill battle. I graduated, on my way to working and starting college and if it wasn't for the awesome people here at litreactor, than my identity crisis would be worse. I'm alienated. I'm a product of my environment. The hipsters have it easy if you ask me...
Okay, end of rant.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 23, 2011 - 9:44pm
Wow. Okay. Well, if you figure out the alcohol part, let me know. Nevermind. (see I spelled it that way to tie it back to my Nirvana reference) I don't really want to live life with out my alcoholism.
I don't know that you actively become an adult. You just realize one day that you are one. Or you don't.
I had a religious moment with an oatmeal creme pie that turned my life around. So, maybe eat more snack cakes?
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.November 23, 2011 - 9:52pm
Everyone hates last minute shopping with a bunch of annoying people around them. It doesn't make you less of an adult. Maybe get drunk and then go shopping?
Waterhouse
from Columbus is reading Bullet Park, John CheeverNovember 23, 2011 - 9:53pm
The 20's suck. In your 20's you are getting your shit together and neurobiology is showing that one does not even have the full rational capabilities until the about 25 or so-- it depends on the individual, of course. Getting older is great. More responsinbilities, but more choices, more freedoom. I would not be young again if it were offered me. I am not elderly by any means but I am well past my 20's and can only say from my experience Life just gets better; the mind (contrary to stereotype) gets sharper, you gain wisdom from your earlier mistakes and your good experiences as well as your current mistakes and experience. One becomes more settled within one's self and those around you because you understand better because of your accumulation of experience and knowledge (if you keep learning by reading or even classes.)
Getting older is definitely nothing to mourn.
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffNovember 24, 2011 - 7:44am
No problem, no problem at all. I look forward to my 10th 23rd birthday, it's gonna be a blast. I just love being 23, I've been 25 once and it didn't suck, just 23 is the best: it's the way I look when it's dark.
This last thing will be cool in
3.. 2.. 1..
Fylh
from from from is reading is from is reading is reading is reading reading is readingNovember 24, 2011 - 8:13am
I don't have a problem with hipsters but I hate the system!
Bekanator
from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay HunterNovember 24, 2011 - 11:19am
I'm turning 25 in January, and every so often I get that hipster-y paranoid throught that I haven't done enough with my life. I think sarcasticly to myself, "You've had two stories published; great job at achieving your dreams."
But I suppose it isn't all bad. It's kind of nice being married and owning a house and not being in debt at 24. That's basically a green light that says that I won't want to kill myself when I'm forty and still only have two stories published.
missesdash
from Paris is reading The InformersNovember 24, 2011 - 2:21pm
I'm 23 but I'm fantastically immature/a millenial and that should shave off at least 4 years.
Right? Right?
Greg Eidson
from Los Angeles, CA is reading THOMAS PYNCHON'S BLEEDING EDGENovember 24, 2011 - 2:32pm
This thread is Hipster in itself. It's like a cycle of Hipster.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.November 25, 2011 - 12:26am
@Greg, thems is fighting words. Raises fists ironically. Oh nevermind.
Bekanator
from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay HunterNovember 25, 2011 - 12:47am
Greg's totally a hipster, ain't you, Greg? /sarcasticallydrunktoughlove
Greg Eidson
from Los Angeles, CA is reading THOMAS PYNCHON'S BLEEDING EDGENovember 25, 2011 - 3:25am
Am I a Hipster. Yeah I'll say I am just to piss everyone in this forum off. Haha
razorsharp
from Ohio is reading Atlas ShruggedNovember 25, 2011 - 8:51am
If you hate hipsters come move to the rural midwest. Most people here have never even heard the term 'hipster.' The only thing I really know of them is from stuff like this on the internet or TV where people complain about hipsters. I can't really say I hate hipsters myself because I've never known any personally. Sometimes when I go to the city I see people (kids) dressed in the ugly garb that seems to indicate hipsterism, but I don't hate people for lacking style and self-respect. Perhaps if I actually had a conversation with one of these kids I'd have the opportunity to hate them, too, but as of know I'm on neutral ground. Every generation seems to have a subculture that dresses and acts absurdly only to look back on those years later in life and shake their heads.
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November 25, 2011 - 12:03pm
It's not the mid-west but I visited a friend in London, Kentucky. I couldn't be bothered with identifying anybody with a label or clique because to put it bluntly, every single guy there looks like a cave man. Seriously. Go see for yourself. Cave men. I wouldn't want to see a 'hipster' there.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 25, 2011 - 2:32pm
@flaminia_klla - 23 is my lucky number!! :D
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigNovember 27, 2011 - 12:27am
Srsly, read hipsterrunoff.com if you want to get an idea of what hipsters look like currently. Buddy holly glaces were replaced with pediphile frames in like 08'
y'all sound old
If not closely following the eyewear trends of a wannabe subculture I dislike makes me old...then fuck yeah, sign me up for a hover round.
And to whomever said getting old blows, pssh. Getting old fucking rocks. The older I get the less fucks I give, I no longer have anything to prove to anyone but myself. Fucking awesome.
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November 27, 2011 - 11:28am
I can jump on that boat. My life seems to get a little easier as I get older but I can't shake the growing cynicism that follows with it. Sure maybe that's a personal issue but still I don't think I'm the only one. Theres a lot of cranky old people bitching about...well just about everything. These days I keep the bitching to myself but I rebel the liberal way. Eating organic food and bitching about preservatives which leads me to bitch about everything else wrong with corporate America. When I was a youngster, I wouldn't have gave two shits about Corporate anything unless it was a Happy Meal. In a nut shell, the older I get, the more drugs and alcohol it takes me to get to that level of endorphins that I had as a kid. Not all the time, of course, (I'm out of high school after all) but sometimes.
Maybe I'm just being a cynic though. ha.
Nick
from Toronto is reading Adjustment DayNovember 27, 2011 - 11:36am
jacks aren't you, like, 19? You are still a kid. And take that as a compliment, youth is the most envied thing in the world. I didn't stop being a kid until I was around 24.
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November 27, 2011 - 11:59am
Yeah but remember how fast time went by and you woke up 18? One day I'll wake up 21. Then what?
Nick
from Toronto is reading Adjustment DayNovember 27, 2011 - 12:06pm
Then time will pass faster and faster until you wake up dead.
Just enjoy the fact you can abuse your body and not face any consequences. When you hit your late twenties you need to moderate your intake of everything. And take Chuck P.'s advice on writing--don't stress about being a great writer in your twenties. Live your life, have experiences, then sit down to start writing about in in your thirties.
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigNovember 27, 2011 - 12:31pm
Yeah but remember how fast time went by and you woke up 18? One day I'll wake up 21. Then what?
Then...you'll still be a kid. Haha. Seriously, if you feel "cynical with age" now, you're probably just generally a grumpy guy...
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November 27, 2011 - 1:03pm
What would I do without you guys :D
Well South Park came to mind, the episode of Stan's 10th birthday. Well that is one of the truest things I've ever seen. Only a bottle of Jameson whiskey makes people stop spouting shit from their mouths when they talk to you.
Nick
from Toronto is reading Adjustment DayNovember 27, 2011 - 1:34pm
How do you post images? The image button doesn't seem to work for me. Or maybe I'm copying the link incorrectly.
Coco Oliver
from Vancouver is reading We Need To Talk About KevinDecember 4, 2011 - 9:11pm
This thread is hilarious. In my city, hipters run rampant. What gets me is Pabst Blue Ribbon. They actually have a "hipster" beer! It's comedy.
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Oh, and I found this Photo:
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryDecember 22, 2011 - 9:29am
See, I love heavy metal, and so I think it's only natural that I also love hipsters. The two go hand in hand. When you have a slightly overdeveloped tendency toward aggression, it's convenient to have an entire group at hand that thrives on being bullied. Call me mean, but that's not true. I grew up in the '80s and '90s, which means I'm sensitive. Being mean to hipsters actualizes them. It allows them to fully embrace their love of irony.
"Hey, what did that big ugly guy over there say to you?"
"He told me I was a simpering bitch and if I didn't get away from him he was to pour his coffee on my head."
"Rad."
"Totally. He doesn't put sugar in it or anything."
On the other hand, I do hate that now I have to sort through jeans in my size to find ones that I can wear because half of them are skin tight and I refuse to grease my legs just to get dressed in the morning.
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December 22, 2011 - 9:41am
True hipsters wear chick jeans.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersDecember 22, 2011 - 9:54am
"I refuse to grease my legs just to get dressed in the morning."
Oh just try it. It's isn't so bad.
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December 22, 2011 - 10:09am
I'm sure Jim Morrison had to.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryDecember 22, 2011 - 10:12am
Well. If it comes so highly recommended I guess I should just do it. Take a note, everybody: This is how you erase the hate.
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December 22, 2011 - 10:44am
The problem isn't the hipsters. The problem is an entire generation of hipsters. It seems to hit every other generation I suppose.
... anyways
My original intent was not to bash anyone's personal style/taste. It's the hipster attitude that annoys me. Lazy, arrogant, self-righteous, shallow, etc.
If a person is kind, talented, clever, hardworking and so on then I wouldn't dislike them no matter how eccentric their tastes.
Well I suppose they dress like hipsters. I label them that also because they tag stuff and go to music festivals such as Boneroo. Does that make them Hipsters? I doubt it, but people I consider to be a part of the Hipster life style do this.
The term "Hipster" is transparent to me now. I don't believe there is such a thing as a Hipster anymore so I'm only contradicting myself the more I post in this thread. At least I'm more educated on the subject now.
.... everything ever is officially on Youtube.
I don't even know anymore...
Perfect.
Buddy Holly glasses quit being cool as soon as the damn Jonas brothers started wearing them. Now they are just poser fashion.
Has anyone else seen SLC Punk? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
Jack, you mean your friends who sell "candy bars for girl scouts". Ixnay on the drugyay, they could be watchyay.
http://www.npr.org/2011/11/16/142387490/the-hipsterfication-of-america?sc=fb&cc=fp - this is lame.
http://nplusonemag.com/what-was-the-hipster-the-index - no kidding, they like sunglasses?
I don't care what anybody says, hipsters love the mainstream. Liking hip-hop but hating Justin Bieber does not make you different from anybody else (except of course Bieber fans.) "Hipsterism" is not a subculture, it's little bits of actual subcultures mixed in with current and previous mainstream trends.
T.I. + My Little Pony + Lucky Charms + Miami Vice = Mainstream-As-Shit, or "syncretic consumerism," as someone in that N+1 discussion put it.
@Alien Litreactor isn't that popular yet. But just to be safe. My cat's drug dealers...damn I did it again.
Everytime I go to the strip club theres always like 5 blacks, 1 old dude and one meth head that gets dances from the meth head strippers. Jeeze I need to go to better clubs.
I wonder if Hipsters get lap dances. I really need to sleep.
You really do go to strip clubs huh? I've never been. I always picture them being sticky with semen on the floor like an adult movie theatre but I guess they can't jerk it out in the open so...
The floors are clean, but the air smells of loneliness and mutual lies. Can't stand the places myself-- they are just depressing.
They are quite depressing. I've only been twice. I partied with a couple strippers once and that was cool. Doing lines, driving a fast car and hanging out with strippers and freeloaders is...well it's different. I'm fine with sitting on Litreactor all day though now.
Hipster chicks are hot.
Srsly, read hipsterrunoff.com if you want to get an idea of what hipsters look like currently. Buddy holly glaces were replaced with pediphile frames in like 08'
y'all sound old
I'm not old. I like all that hip new music the kids are listening to. That Katy Perry is a real talent and that lesbian singer Justine Beiber, she is just the bee's knees.
I'm not old. Steely Dan is still cool!
OMG - was it? Was it like sooo 08?
....I'm not old. (how many years can I safely stay 29???)
I think Typewriter Demigod and myself are the youngest ones on here. Man, that sucks.
Yes - I believe you are.
Nothing bad about it though.
Except were the freshmen of the forum.
I'm going to start drinking PBR and playing Dungeons and Dragons. I promise not to wear pederast glasses.
@jacks I want to say something very nice a profound about age and being young for you - but I've been drinking pretty heavily, so i can't think of anything.
But I've been really thinking about that getting old thing (does focusing on it MAKE me old? prolly). Came to the conclusion that, while I may not have been uncool before it was cool, I WAS into Nirvana before Kurt Cobain was dead. So, yeah....did I mention the drinking part? What was the point?
Happy Thanksgiving! *drops microphone, throws up random and meaningless hand gestures*
RIP Kurt...
I'll be 19 in March. Turning 21 will be fun and then not fun. And then when I'm 30. Then 40. Getting old blows.
Yeah, I don't want to tell you after 21 there are no more birthdays to look forward to, so i won't. You'll get there on your own.
Actually, it isn't so bad. You just sort of have to be an adult at some point.
I hope I can be an adult soon. I tried to grocery shop on my own today in Walmart. I've grocery shopped many times on my own because I've been more independent but today I just gave up. Too many people last minute shopping and a really squeaky wheel is what I blame but I think it was more that I couldn't handle being an adult. If I can learn to function as an adult without alcohol and drugs as a crutch, than I think I will be fine but until then, well, it's an up hill battle. I graduated, on my way to working and starting college and if it wasn't for the awesome people here at litreactor, than my identity crisis would be worse. I'm alienated. I'm a product of my environment. The hipsters have it easy if you ask me...
Okay, end of rant.
Wow. Okay. Well, if you figure out the alcohol part, let me know. Nevermind. (see I spelled it that way to tie it back to my Nirvana reference) I don't really want to live life with out my alcoholism.
I don't know that you actively become an adult. You just realize one day that you are one. Or you don't.
I had a religious moment with an oatmeal creme pie that turned my life around. So, maybe eat more snack cakes?
Everyone hates last minute shopping with a bunch of annoying people around them. It doesn't make you less of an adult. Maybe get drunk and then go shopping?
The 20's suck. In your 20's you are getting your shit together and neurobiology is showing that one does not even have the full rational capabilities until the about 25 or so-- it depends on the individual, of course. Getting older is great. More responsinbilities, but more choices, more freedoom. I would not be young again if it were offered me. I am not elderly by any means but I am well past my 20's and can only say from my experience Life just gets better; the mind (contrary to stereotype) gets sharper, you gain wisdom from your earlier mistakes and your good experiences as well as your current mistakes and experience. One becomes more settled within one's self and those around you because you understand better because of your accumulation of experience and knowledge (if you keep learning by reading or even classes.)
Getting older is definitely nothing to mourn.
No problem, no problem at all. I look forward to my 10th 23rd birthday, it's gonna be a blast. I just love being 23, I've been 25 once and it didn't suck, just 23 is the best: it's the way I look when it's dark.
This last thing will be cool in
3.. 2.. 1..
I don't have a problem with hipsters but I hate the system!
I'm turning 25 in January, and every so often I get that hipster-y paranoid throught that I haven't done enough with my life. I think sarcasticly to myself, "You've had two stories published; great job at achieving your dreams."
But I suppose it isn't all bad. It's kind of nice being married and owning a house and not being in debt at 24. That's basically a green light that says that I won't want to kill myself when I'm forty and still only have two stories published.
I'm 23 but I'm fantastically immature/a millenial and that should shave off at least 4 years.
Right? Right?
This thread is Hipster in itself. It's like a cycle of Hipster.
@Greg, thems is fighting words. Raises fists ironically. Oh nevermind.
Greg's totally a hipster, ain't you, Greg? /sarcasticallydrunktoughlove
Am I a Hipster. Yeah I'll say I am just to piss everyone in this forum off. Haha
If you hate hipsters come move to the rural midwest. Most people here have never even heard the term 'hipster.' The only thing I really know of them is from stuff like this on the internet or TV where people complain about hipsters. I can't really say I hate hipsters myself because I've never known any personally. Sometimes when I go to the city I see people (kids) dressed in the ugly garb that seems to indicate hipsterism, but I don't hate people for lacking style and self-respect. Perhaps if I actually had a conversation with one of these kids I'd have the opportunity to hate them, too, but as of know I'm on neutral ground. Every generation seems to have a subculture that dresses and acts absurdly only to look back on those years later in life and shake their heads.
It's not the mid-west but I visited a friend in London, Kentucky. I couldn't be bothered with identifying anybody with a label or clique because to put it bluntly, every single guy there looks like a cave man. Seriously. Go see for yourself. Cave men. I wouldn't want to see a 'hipster' there.
@flaminia_klla - 23 is my lucky number!! :D
If not closely following the eyewear trends of a wannabe subculture I dislike makes me old...then fuck yeah, sign me up for a hover round.
And to whomever said getting old blows, pssh. Getting old fucking rocks. The older I get the less fucks I give, I no longer have anything to prove to anyone but myself. Fucking awesome.
I can jump on that boat. My life seems to get a little easier as I get older but I can't shake the growing cynicism that follows with it. Sure maybe that's a personal issue but still I don't think I'm the only one. Theres a lot of cranky old people bitching about...well just about everything. These days I keep the bitching to myself but I rebel the liberal way. Eating organic food and bitching about preservatives which leads me to bitch about everything else wrong with corporate America. When I was a youngster, I wouldn't have gave two shits about Corporate anything unless it was a Happy Meal. In a nut shell, the older I get, the more drugs and alcohol it takes me to get to that level of endorphins that I had as a kid. Not all the time, of course, (I'm out of high school after all) but sometimes.
Maybe I'm just being a cynic though. ha.
jacks aren't you, like, 19? You are still a kid. And take that as a compliment, youth is the most envied thing in the world. I didn't stop being a kid until I was around 24.
Yeah but remember how fast time went by and you woke up 18? One day I'll wake up 21. Then what?
Then time will pass faster and faster until you wake up dead.
Just enjoy the fact you can abuse your body and not face any consequences. When you hit your late twenties you need to moderate your intake of everything. And take Chuck P.'s advice on writing--don't stress about being a great writer in your twenties. Live your life, have experiences, then sit down to start writing about in in your thirties.
Then...you'll still be a kid. Haha. Seriously, if you feel "cynical with age" now, you're probably just generally a grumpy guy...
What would I do without you guys :D
Well South Park came to mind, the episode of Stan's 10th birthday. Well that is one of the truest things I've ever seen. Only a bottle of Jameson whiskey makes people stop spouting shit from their mouths when they talk to you.
How do you post images? The image button doesn't seem to work for me. Or maybe I'm copying the link incorrectly.
This thread is hilarious. In my city, hipters run rampant. What gets me is Pabst Blue Ribbon. They actually have a "hipster" beer! It's comedy.
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Oh, and I found this Photo:
See, I love heavy metal, and so I think it's only natural that I also love hipsters. The two go hand in hand. When you have a slightly overdeveloped tendency toward aggression, it's convenient to have an entire group at hand that thrives on being bullied. Call me mean, but that's not true. I grew up in the '80s and '90s, which means I'm sensitive. Being mean to hipsters actualizes them. It allows them to fully embrace their love of irony.
"Hey, what did that big ugly guy over there say to you?"
"He told me I was a simpering bitch and if I didn't get away from him he was to pour his coffee on my head."
"Rad."
"Totally. He doesn't put sugar in it or anything."
On the other hand, I do hate that now I have to sort through jeans in my size to find ones that I can wear because half of them are skin tight and I refuse to grease my legs just to get dressed in the morning.
True hipsters wear chick jeans.
"I refuse to grease my legs just to get dressed in the morning."
Oh just try it. It's isn't so bad.
I'm sure Jim Morrison had to.
Well. If it comes so highly recommended I guess I should just do it. Take a note, everybody: This is how you erase the hate.
The problem isn't the hipsters. The problem is an entire generation of hipsters. It seems to hit every other generation I suppose.