But seriously, I heard there was a welcome committee. I like those. And Botan rice candy. And kitties with soft furr that slobber when you pet them. That's all for now.
Welcome! Dave will be around soon - tonight I bet.
Sweet. Thanks for the shot of your jumblies. I shall print it out and do evil things to it.
My dreams are all coming true tonight.
Welcome to the pit.
Why the change Avery?
I ate all the candy.
It's my war picture. You might not have noticed...but there is this whole bomb thing in the background there?
@Panda i believe a forked tongue may have something to do with this change you refer to. That is what happens when you have jumblies such as that. Even hell takes notice and shows appreciation.
I'll admit the background would be the last thing anyone would notice.
There is a lack of pearly whites.
I kind of want to put a serious picture now.
Welcome. Utah should be along soon to tell you that Dave will be along soon to welcome you.
Can I smell your mouth?
A forked tongue is perfect for skewering jumblies and roasting them in hell.
@Avery: You mean the bombshells? It always reverts to shells with you. Shells bells.
@chester totally. let's meet in the discotheque.
Do we have discotheques here? If we do, we are going to have to do that but only as long as they are open for lunch.
welcome, and shit
Utah and Dave have authorized me to use this tableau for situations such as these, however, they will be along shortly or in a couple months:
@alien good to see you have met my sister. i will consider you an extension of our family. you know what they say, blood's thicker than fire.
@chester is that an actual picture of dave? he's kind of creepy looking.
Don't despair, here's your
And of course we're glad to have you.
@The Dave thank you.
Any more guitar pics?
oh i have a few more around here somewhere. but i should probably take some more.
Guido will be your guide..
@ Nikki No, no, thank you
Welcome ect ect ect
And when you want to go all king and I on it you have to type it out all the way et cetera, cetera, cetera,
I wanted to be lazy!
I drank urine once...
Welcome. Glad to have you. I mean me personally. I'd like to keep you in my closet.
Will you be joining the workshop?
Hi Nikki. I feel like I should instigate a duel by slapping you with a white glove. But I'm too nice. (Not really, I just don't have any gloves that aren't grody fingerless hobo gloves and I don't want to disease your pretty face)
I would have thought, "Hi my name is Nikki and I am going to eat your children" would have made for a more effective title.
i feel the love meat seeker. i do i do! and it shall be very fun spanking you :)
or being spanked by you. whatever! i enjoy a good upset. plus if that happens, damn girl, you got some chops. go for it.
You're an angel -thanks for agreeing to accompany my soul on the way to Hell - I'd hate to get lost and end up in Newark or Salt Lake City...
thx spaulding. i do what i can.
iiasaimassen, nikki! (That means welcome). Battle for the Last Post needs more love. GO there!
Everyone thank you for the kind welcome. Now that the foreplay has reached its conclusion i shall very shortly move on to the sucking of souls. That is as long as it is okay with The Dave. He's kind of creepy. Might have to recruit him to cover the Grim Reaper's vacation next week and I don't want to like piss him off. Plus Charon says he has a cute butt. He told me not to tell you that. But i said fuck you Charon. Because you know got to put your foot down sometimes or you'll just get railroaded and then who'd there be to suck the souls? Huh? You tell me. I'm so tired of this hell shit sometimes.
Charon is a little bitch.
Cerebus is just a big puppy!
yes he is! yes he is! and such a good boy!
Why are you sending our souls alone to Michigan? Is coach too expensive? I prefer trains anyway.