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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 2:09am
From the future?
15% (3 votes)
Just bad ass?
85% (17 votes)
Total votes: 20

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 2:09am

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 2:09am

Yeah- anytime I see a bald man with glasses, I think, "Oh, he's from the future" 

 

but Ill let litreactor decide

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 2:12am

I would also accept "Post-apocalyptic business man"

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 2:15am

Steampunk badass

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 2:19am

Yeah- I should make this a prompt

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wickedvoodoo from Mansfield, England is reading stuff. February 20, 2012 - 3:12am

He is pretty bad ass. The guy on the left is so incredibly jealous. His shades do not hide his envy.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 3:41am

Thats actually the football player, T.O. I think

That said, the guy clearly doesnt give a fuck, and who doesnt think thats bad ass?

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff February 20, 2012 - 3:54am

Sheer badassery.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 3:59am

concur

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 4:46am

I chose from the future. He has a shadow and we all know badasses don't project a shadow. So he is obviously from the future.

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J.Dulouz from New England is reading The Sirens of Titan February 20, 2012 - 5:59am

He's way to stylish to be from the future. I figured we were shooting for the monochromatic unitard. Plus, it takes a true badass to wear pink shoes. Who's gonna say anything about it?

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff February 20, 2012 - 6:21am

Pink shoes. Word. And the specs? Wanna talk about those specs?

lol J.Dulouz with this Chinese Crested avatar I always read your comments screaming

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 20, 2012 - 6:59am

Well, from the future or badass, I'm pretty sure he's about 5 seconds from kicking the unholy shit out of some fool.  This is a perfect pre-beating photo.

 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 7:05am

But LOOK, he has a shadow. I tell you no badass has a shadow. Just look at Chuck Norris. No shadow!

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 7:06am

Or he just took money from the girl behind him. Gotta walk tall in front of the talent. Ya know.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 20, 2012 - 7:07am

I thought that was because Chuck Norris killed his shadow.  Surely that's just because Chuck Norris is in a whole other stratum of badassery.  This guy might be an upper-echelon badass, but he's not on the Chuck Norris level (which is called the Chuck Norris level for a reason).

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 7:38am

Well, from the future or badass, I'm pretty sure he's about 5 seconds from kicking the unholy shit out of some fool.  This is a perfect pre-beating photo."

 

It does look like he is about to beat somebody down

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 7:43am

Also-

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need the periodic table of elements. For him, there is only one. The element  of surprise.

There is no evoloution. There are simply animals Chuck has allowed to live.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 7:44am

Chuck can divide by zero!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 7:49am

AND IT BEGINS........

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 20, 2012 - 8:43am

 

BOOM!  That's how Linton Robinson rolls, BITCH!

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 20, 2012 - 9:03am

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 9:26am

@Dave- Is that what Linton Robinson will become? Litreactors version of Chuck Norris/Tim Tebow/TIMIW?

@Avery where did you find that! LOL

Linton Robinson once pissed on a semi-truck twenty years ago. Today that truck is known as Optimus Prime.

Linton Robinson is what Willis was talking about. 

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 20, 2012 - 9:16am

@ Matt...you Fail To Recognize

 

That's what Linton Robinson IS!

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 9:17am

What happens when Linton Robinson sneezes.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 20, 2012 - 9:56am

Linton Robinson sneezes with his eyes OPEN!

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. February 20, 2012 - 11:06am

Who or what the fuck is a Linton Robinson?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 11:07am

Look up the post: "Oh God, Another writing community"

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 20, 2012 - 11:17am

Some harmless person you guys have mocked and probably scared off.  Nice work.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 11:20am

I wasnt mocking him, I thought he was cool! He seemed to take it all in good stride. Great now I feel like a dick. 

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 11:20am

Linton came from the future to save humanity and impregnate women.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. February 20, 2012 - 11:28am

I came from the past to ruin humanity and cause spontaneous premature ejaculation.  He is now my arch-nemesis!

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 20, 2012 - 11:29am

Chuck Norris prays to Linton.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 20, 2012 - 11:30am

You will find your enemy in Mexico!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 11:30am

I should really stop making these jokes. Linton, panda porn, ect ect....these become monsters well beyond my control. 

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 20, 2012 - 11:40am

For shame. No one comented my Iraq sandstorm pictures. I had to go through that in December '08. And few more times in the New year.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 11:48am

Dave commented by proxy. 

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 20, 2012 - 11:48am

Henceforth I shall welcome new members and advise them to check their feelings at the door.

@Matt, thats the nature of the Lit. Accept it. Love it.

Besides, thats our way of welcoming him. Its a good thing. He should be honored.

Then again, Linton's personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 20, 2012 - 11:55am

Although I voted "Just Badass" there is a third remote possibility that this is some district's version of a male prostitute - just going by the rolled-up sleeves, wrist bling and pink cowboy boots...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 20, 2012 - 11:59am

Speaking of scary dudes, Boone, why the fuck are you not on the WAR contestant list?

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 20, 2012 - 12:01pm

@Avery: I hope the word 'scared' in your sentence wasn't directed anywhere near Mexico.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 12:01pm

@Dave, nice followup. Well played. 

@Boone, he does look kinda pimpin

@Utah I know, I was wondering the same thing. 

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 20, 2012 - 12:04pm

What is the WAR contestant list? Sometimes I get tunnel-vision....

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 20, 2012 - 12:09pm

WTF?  You hurt my feelings.

Look at the (Un)Official Presents:  WAR thread.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 20, 2012 - 12:13pm

Or, as we troglodytes are known to do it:

War

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 20, 2012 - 12:15pm

Nicely done, Mr. Pane.  I have no idea how to do that.

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 20, 2012 - 12:18pm

Oh - a competition. *You win.*

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 20, 2012 - 12:19pm

I...don't really understand.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner February 20, 2012 - 12:20pm

Boone is ready for people to see his writing. 

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz February 20, 2012 - 12:35pm

@Utah: That is why they call us troglodytes.

Just go to whatever thread or any other link for that matter and copy, then come back to this window and click on that little planet with the testicles or whatever those are and paste it in.

You can first type in any word here in the window, say, Linnton Robinson and highlight it before you paste the URL and it will magically transform it into a Bloody red link.