JEFFREY GRANT BARR
from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my lifeNovember 18, 2013 - 11:41am
this has turned from the worst thread ever
Minor Threat, Fugazi, Avail, GB, Bold, Shelter
to the best band-name-dropping music thread ever! I love most of these bands and that makes me happy. Not shelter though. Jeeeezus. Now I'm going to have a celebratory listen to 'break Down The Walls'. So whether you're a brohole or a wussy, at least we can all agree that everything that I enjoy can be proven empirically to RULE!
Eddie McNamara
from NYC is reading High as the Horse's Bridles November 18, 2013 - 2:04pm
Can playing bass in the reunited version of a classic sXe hardcore band (that you weren't an original member of) help you get laid? Nope.
JEFFREY GRANT BARR
from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my lifeNovember 18, 2013 - 3:58pm
sxe chicks are lame in bed anyway.
/ducks
jyh
from VA is reading whatever he feels likeNovember 18, 2013 - 8:15pm
Personally, on topic, I'd rather not tell someone I was chatting with that I write or play music or whatever. In fact, public talk with new strangers about art and "creativity" almost always turns me off. It is so often unfulfilling that I've aquired a negative Pavlovian response and will actually take steps to avoid it.
I come in a bag.
Literally.
Because I'm a douche like that.
Literally.
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffNovember 19, 2013 - 3:33am
Up Them Jeans (I come in a bag). Def instant hit.
and
Enchiladas all the fucking way.
and
Give me the cure obligatory muzak in every public place.
Eddie McNamara
from NYC is reading High as the Horse's Bridles November 19, 2013 - 5:41am
I can get behind enchiladas. Sauce and extra cheese can make a shoe taste good. Tamales are always pretty good.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersNovember 19, 2013 - 8:15am
I was just saying I wanted to make tamales and then I forgot! AND NOW I REMEMBER!!!
This thread is now useful
Fylh
from from from is reading is from is reading is reading is reading reading is readingNovember 22, 2013 - 9:37am
Hey, everyone, I'd like your advice on something.
If I'm trying to get laid and I write her a text saying "Meet me at my place at 1 am" and she replies saying "Hot, sounds good" and we have incredible sex, do I then have the right to say that my writing has helped me get laid?
There's this internet thread I really want to contribute to but I wouldn't want to come across as a dick by misunderstanding the exact nature of the argument.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryNovember 22, 2013 - 10:11am
Fyhl, that really depends on whether she brought burritos.
Did she bring burritos?
Fylh
from from from is reading is from is reading is reading is reading reading is readingNovember 22, 2013 - 11:12am
She fucking FED me burritos. Over my manuscript. Naked.
Eddie McNamara
from NYC is reading High as the Horse's Bridles November 22, 2013 - 11:38am
Were the burritos any good?
Fylh
from from from is reading is from is reading is reading is reading reading is readingNovember 22, 2013 - 11:39am
Best burritos I ever swallowed.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryNovember 22, 2013 - 12:15pm
I don't know if your writing helped you get laid, but it certainly seemed instrumental in getting something hot and tasty in your mouth. So, you know, halfway home.
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedNovember 22, 2013 - 2:57pm
Well, did you pay her? Because in that case no.
JEFFREY GRANT BARR
from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my lifeNovember 22, 2013 - 4:27pm
Eddie McNamara
from NYC is reading High as the Horse's Bridles November 22, 2013 - 5:29pm
^^^^Is that BBW German porn?
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsNovember 22, 2013 - 5:37pm
JEFFREY GRANT BARR
from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my lifeNovember 22, 2013 - 10:24pm
I think the photo of Herr Fassbender above is more German porn than my GIF could ever hope to be. Meow.
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffNovember 23, 2013 - 4:26am
lol Fylh said dick
Eddie McNamara
from NYC is reading High as the Horse's Bridles November 23, 2013 - 12:24pm
I submitted a pickup artist story to the workshop. I hope you love it or hate it.
I'm just looking for feedback with this submission, not sex.
OtisTheBulldog
from Somerville, MA is reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazNovember 24, 2013 - 12:07am
The answer is obvious. You must first find and resurface the "am I a writer" thread and if you are indeed a writer, then the partner in question must specifically credit your writer status for 51% of her desire and then and only then, may you reply to the original post in the affirmative.
Flaminia Ferina
from Umbria is reading stuffNovember 24, 2013 - 4:30am
"Meet me at my place at 1 am"
We all know you can do much better than that as a writer, Fylh. So, the answer is Your rose-sending skills help you get laid -- or, Girl has seen you in your chaps already and stuff.
Something you didn't know about Flaminia yet.
I actually use the "I am a writer" line when I want to discourage unlikely suitors. They beat it like hell's skid marks.
Kelby Losack
from Texas is reading Muerte Con Carne; The Summer Job; Bizarro BizarroJanuary 24, 2014 - 1:28am
Long overdue, as this thread appears to have died, but my deepest, sincerest apologies for the pretentious outbursts I have spewed on here. I can't rationalize my past behavior, but can say I've been doing some personal exploration and growing and it hit me to come back to this thread, as even cyber quarrels are important to settle, I think. I'm sorry, Eddie. You seem a good, honest guy.
Eddie McNamara
from NYC is reading High as the Horse's Bridles January 24, 2014 - 9:07am
Dmcleod
from Florida is reading MolloyJanuary 25, 2014 - 2:05pm
I would just like to add that I play guitar and sing, and have played live in various bands for 10 years, and it has never gotten me laid. Granted, I was dating someone for 8 of those years. But no offers, or bras or what have yous were ever thrown my way.
Species84
from Fluidic space is reading UNIX a standard operating system (1985) by Austen & Thomassen April 18, 2014 - 6:15am
I want to get laid too but first have to settle some stuff from the past. To bad that past is not really cooperating. Come on girl. I have a little aspergio, help me out.
bryanhowie
from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING.April 18, 2014 - 8:41am
The only damn reason I write is to get laid. Honestly, it's the only reason I do almost everything! It hasn't helped a bit. It hasn't gotten me one inch closer to a relationship or to just good ol' fasion fucking.
I haven't written in a year because of this.
It did get me naked pictures, once, though. So that was nice.
justwords
from suburb of Birmingham, AL is reading The Tomb, F. Paul Wilson; A Long Way Down, Nick HornbyApril 18, 2014 - 11:25pm
This is a sad thread... Guys, really? If you don't know by now how to romance a chick to the point where she might look forward to sharing your bed and perhaps having a mutually happy ending, well, methinks you are hopeless!
You are who you are; :) you know this... I know from being in the business music won't do it in most cases, and I can't think writing is any different.
I call BS on this thread.. sorry :)
monkeywright
from Los Angeles is reading The Narrows by m. craigApril 19, 2014 - 7:38am
What the hell happened in here? Clean up this mess, all of you!
Eddie McNamara
from NYC is reading High as the Horse's Bridles April 19, 2014 - 10:10am
Not trying to get anybody pregnant, but this story I wrote just came out
bryanhowie
from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING.April 19, 2014 - 1:47pm
Of course we're sad and messy. We're writers!
justwords
from suburb of Birmingham, AL is reading The Tomb, F. Paul Wilson; A Long Way Down, Nick HornbyApril 19, 2014 - 9:24pm
@Eddie McN - actually, I got pregnant reading it. Can I hit you up for child support? :)
Eddie McNamara
from NYC is reading High as the Horse's Bridles April 20, 2014 - 6:43am
I can hit you off with 17% of what I was paid for that story for the bambino.
justwords
from suburb of Birmingham, AL is reading The Tomb, F. Paul Wilson; A Long Way Down, Nick HornbyApril 20, 2014 - 4:07pm
Done!
Nick
from Toronto is reading Adjustment DayApril 21, 2014 - 8:17pm
justwords
from suburb of Birmingham, AL is reading The Tomb, F. Paul Wilson; A Long Way Down, Nick HornbyApril 21, 2014 - 8:45pm
Ok, I'd like to see the guy who could accomplish that mission and be able to say that both of said chicks were happy (and mostly sober) at the event! This is every guy's dream. Notice how not so many (if any) chicks have the same dream? (2 chicks and 1 guy, that is; my declaration doesn't cover other situations.) :)
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedApril 22, 2014 - 4:47am
It might be because all you need to make that dream come true is for a lady to ask.
justwords
from suburb of Birmingham, AL is reading The Tomb, F. Paul Wilson; A Long Way Down, Nick HornbyApril 22, 2014 - 8:33pm
Actually, Dwayne, it's not my dream come true. I tend to focus my attention on one important thing at a time, whenever possible.
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedApril 23, 2014 - 6:33am
That is my point; no one in America has a life long dream of a cheeseburger. Maybe a craving for one, but that is about it. Same thing here; ladies can just roll out and find 3 ways with 2 guys so it isn't a dream come true.
Eddie McNamara
from NYC is reading High as the Horse's Bridles April 23, 2014 - 11:59am
I just re-read my story. Totally threeway worthy
justwords
from suburb of Birmingham, AL is reading The Tomb, F. Paul Wilson; A Long Way Down, Nick HornbyApril 23, 2014 - 2:16pm
Way to go, Eddie!
Richard
from St. Louis is reading various anthologiesApril 24, 2014 - 7:56am
Ok, I'd like to see the guy who could accomplish that mission and be able to say that both of said chicks were happy (and mostly sober) at the event!
Sober? No. Hell no. :-)
Eddie McNamara
from NYC is reading High as the Horse's Bridles April 24, 2014 - 9:16am
The days of Myspace were the last time anyone had pulled that off sober. So I've heard.
justwords
from suburb of Birmingham, AL is reading The Tomb, F. Paul Wilson; A Long Way Down, Nick HornbyApril 24, 2014 - 2:39pm
Had no idea.... learn something new every day I guess.
Eddie McNamara
from NYC is reading High as the Horse's Bridles April 24, 2014 - 3:36pm
MySpace was like Facebook for threesomes.
Dwayne
from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updatedApril 24, 2014 - 3:38pm
I think we had very different MySpace experiences.
Thuggish
from Vegas is reading Day of the JackalApril 30, 2014 - 12:15pm
this has turned from the worst thread ever
Minor Threat, Fugazi, Avail, GB, Bold, Shelter
to the best band-name-dropping music thread ever! I love most of these bands and that makes me happy. Not shelter though. Jeeeezus. Now I'm going to have a celebratory listen to 'break Down The Walls'. So whether you're a brohole or a wussy, at least we can all agree that everything that I enjoy can be proven empirically to RULE!
Can playing bass in the reunited version of a classic sXe hardcore band (that you weren't an original member of) help you get laid? Nope.
sxe chicks are lame in bed anyway.
/ducks
Personally, on topic, I'd rather not tell someone I was chatting with that I write or play music or whatever. In fact, public talk with new strangers about art and "creativity" almost always turns me off. It is so often unfulfilling that I've aquired a negative Pavlovian response and will actually take steps to avoid it.
I come in a bag.
Literally.
Because I'm a douche like that.
Literally.
Up Them Jeans (I come in a bag). Def instant hit.
and
Enchiladas all the fucking way.
and
Give me the cure obligatory muzak in every public place.
I can get behind enchiladas. Sauce and extra cheese can make a shoe taste good. Tamales are always pretty good.
I was just saying I wanted to make tamales and then I forgot! AND NOW I REMEMBER!!!
This thread is now useful
Hey, everyone, I'd like your advice on something.
If I'm trying to get laid and I write her a text saying "Meet me at my place at 1 am" and she replies saying "Hot, sounds good" and we have incredible sex, do I then have the right to say that my writing has helped me get laid?
There's this internet thread I really want to contribute to but I wouldn't want to come across as a dick by misunderstanding the exact nature of the argument.
Fyhl, that really depends on whether she brought burritos.
Did she bring burritos?
She fucking FED me burritos. Over my manuscript. Naked.
Were the burritos any good?
Best burritos I ever swallowed.
I don't know if your writing helped you get laid, but it certainly seemed instrumental in getting something hot and tasty in your mouth. So, you know, halfway home.
Well, did you pay her? Because in that case no.
^^^^Is that BBW German porn?
I think the photo of Herr Fassbender above is more German porn than my GIF could ever hope to be. Meow.
lol Fylh said dick
I submitted a pickup artist story to the workshop. I hope you love it or hate it.
I'm just looking for feedback with this submission, not sex.
http://litreactor.com/workshop/sub/batting-a-thousand
The answer is obvious. You must first find and resurface the "am I a writer" thread and if you are indeed a writer, then the partner in question must specifically credit your writer status for 51% of her desire and then and only then, may you reply to the original post in the affirmative.
We all know you can do much better than that as a writer, Fylh. So, the answer is Your rose-sending skills help you get laid -- or, Girl has seen you in your chaps already and stuff.
Something you didn't know about Flaminia yet.
I actually use the "I am a writer" line when I want to discourage unlikely suitors. They beat it like hell's skid marks.
Long overdue, as this thread appears to have died, but my deepest, sincerest apologies for the pretentious outbursts I have spewed on here. I can't rationalize my past behavior, but can say I've been doing some personal exploration and growing and it hit me to come back to this thread, as even cyber quarrels are important to settle, I think. I'm sorry, Eddie. You seem a good, honest guy.
I would just like to add that I play guitar and sing, and have played live in various bands for 10 years, and it has never gotten me laid. Granted, I was dating someone for 8 of those years. But no offers, or bras or what have yous were ever thrown my way.
I want to get laid too but first have to settle some stuff from the past. To bad that past is not really cooperating. Come on girl. I have a little aspergio, help me out.
The only damn reason I write is to get laid. Honestly, it's the only reason I do almost everything! It hasn't helped a bit. It hasn't gotten me one inch closer to a relationship or to just good ol' fasion fucking.
I haven't written in a year because of this.
It did get me naked pictures, once, though. So that was nice.
This is a sad thread... Guys, really? If you don't know by now how to romance a chick to the point where she might look forward to sharing your bed and perhaps having a mutually happy ending, well, methinks you are hopeless!
You are who you are; :) you know this... I know from being in the business music won't do it in most cases, and I can't think writing is any different.
I call BS on this thread.. sorry :)
What the hell happened in here? Clean up this mess, all of you!
Not trying to get anybody pregnant, but this story I wrote just came out
http://revoltdaily.org/mister-white-eddie-mcnamara/
Of course we're sad and messy. We're writers!
@Eddie McN - actually, I got pregnant reading it. Can I hit you up for child support? :)
I can hit you off with 17% of what I was paid for that story for the bambino.
Done!
Ok, I'd like to see the guy who could accomplish that mission and be able to say that both of said chicks were happy (and mostly sober) at the event! This is every guy's dream. Notice how not so many (if any) chicks have the same dream? (2 chicks and 1 guy, that is; my declaration doesn't cover other situations.) :)
It might be because all you need to make that dream come true is for a lady to ask.
Actually, Dwayne, it's not my dream come true. I tend to focus my attention on one important thing at a time, whenever possible.
That is my point; no one in America has a life long dream of a cheeseburger. Maybe a craving for one, but that is about it. Same thing here; ladies can just roll out and find 3 ways with 2 guys so it isn't a dream come true.
I just re-read my story. Totally threeway worthy
Way to go, Eddie!
Sober? No. Hell no. :-)
The days of Myspace were the last time anyone had pulled that off sober. So I've heard.
Had no idea.... learn something new every day I guess.
MySpace was like Facebook for threesomes.
I think we had very different MySpace experiences.
might explain why they never had enough bandwidth