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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 1, 2012 - 4:34pm
On a Bent Nail Head
62% (13 votes)
Forever & Always
38% (8 votes)
Total votes: 21

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 1, 2012 - 4:58pm

LET'S DO THISSSSS.

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. March 1, 2012 - 5:01pm

This is like a parent picking a favorite child. Why do I have to choose?! 

Great stories guys, really. Going to be a lot of teeth knocked out at the end of this battle.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 1, 2012 - 5:11pm

I love that picture!  It looks like my boss.

Jacks - oh the joys of anonymous voting!

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. March 1, 2012 - 6:22pm

Place your bets people, things are heating up.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 1, 2012 - 6:35pm

Can I bet that Richard wins, and just not lose anything if I lose the battle?

=D

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson March 1, 2012 - 6:59pm

My only regret is i didnt have any alcohol to drain after reading those stories.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 1, 2012 - 7:11pm

It's neat how we both went to the same kind of place, thanks David.

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David Shepherd from shepherdsville, KY is reading Idoru by William Gibbson March 1, 2012 - 7:17pm

You both caused a twinge in my cruel bitter heart, bravo!

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz March 1, 2012 - 10:11pm

Rock and Roll Fathermuckers!

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin March 1, 2012 - 10:19pm

I just want to establish that even if I had understood the necrophilia thing in one of my first 4 readings I still would have voted the way I did.

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I'm voting against every goddamn one of you nowadays. You know why.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 2, 2012 - 7:04am

While I, for identical reasons, voted for both of you.

Those were both good stories.  I read them back to back and my boss walked by my office and was like, "Are you crying?" and I had to say, "Well, you know, we found out it's going to be a little girl and it's just so beautiful, they made an image of her face and stuff," when really that was yesterday and I'm over it and it was your stories that made me tear up a bit. 

Good job, guys.

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies March 2, 2012 - 8:34am

wow, tight race. great job, LK, and best of luck. this has been a lot of fun.

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Chester Pane from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz March 2, 2012 - 9:06am

Yeah, I am surprised how a lot of the battle stories end up with so many similarities. These were depressingly hopeful, and I enjoyed them both very much as well. 

Good job Boys.

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies March 2, 2012 - 9:18am

the coolest thing about these battles is that it's forcing us to write with deadlines and parameters. i know that coming out of this battle, i'll have a good story that i can send out. and i know out of the upcoming brackets of battles that i'll also get some good work done. i'm always thrilled to see such excellent work coming out of these workshops. i hope you guys are sending out your work. i know both of the anthologies are going to be really solid as well. very cool.

oh, and thanks averydoll for setting up the poll. you're the best.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 7, 2012 - 2:05am

Looks like I owe you a book sir. 

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies March 7, 2012 - 7:26am

good battle, LK, was pretty close, yeah? and i liked your story too. you have my mailing address from the story. can i change my selection to Cormac McCarthy's OUTER DARK? i'd love a hardcover 1st edition, but i imagine those are hard to find, and expensive. so, any edition is fine. that will just about complete my Cormac collection. or did we say something about Bukowski? i thought we talked Hunger Games, but I'd prefer the Cormac. i'll leave it up to you, LK. 

you should be pretty stoked that seven people voted for you, that really kind of makes me angry and a little worried (angry at myself, worried about the tournament). i'll have to up my game, i was shooting for complete domination. 

and thanks for challenging me, had a grea time doing this. good luck in the tournament.

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. March 7, 2012 - 9:07am

i was shooting for complete domination.

 

I figured this too, considering your following. But I surprised myself in the end when it came down to the actual voting. 

Great stories guys!

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies March 7, 2012 - 9:18am

yeah, i was worried the story was a little too "light" for this crowd, too "suburban" or something. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 7, 2012 - 9:20am

I don't think so.  I hope not.  This community is becoming pretty diverse. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 7, 2012 - 1:48pm

I believe it was for a Bukowski book of mine. (Post Office, Ham On Rye, Pulp, Pleasures of the Damned)

However, I'll look the book up because with Prime it may cost about the same to send you that book as it would to pay shipping and packaging for one of my own. 

i was shooting for complete domination

 

This might sound pretentious over the internet, but I think it was more of my concept vs. your writing ability. I think my descriptions and how it flowed like poetry to describe her, the poet, was pretty experimental and to convince people they're walking in the sad shoes of an older man dillusional and desperate enough to keep sleeping with his dead wife is pretty different as far as necrophilia stories go. As several other LR members put it, my problem was the lack of "meat & potato" story plot. If I could have found a better way to make this have a more structured story progression, I think you would have had an even more serious run for your money. Yours was written exceptionally well though, and even with a draft workshopped I was still no match for a writer of your caliber. 

That said, it appears that if we both have a winning streak we will face off again in WAR.

                                                                                                Prepare to:

                      

But really, thanks for the opportunity!

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 7, 2012 - 1:49pm

Also, I like how people are starting to vote again, Haha.

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies March 7, 2012 - 3:16pm

lol...yeah, i thought this vote was closed? 

i'm cool with the Bukowski too, i don't have any of those, but if you can manage the Cormac, that would be awesome. awesomer.

it was an excellent battle, LK, and it was actually pretty close, so feel good about that. definitely showed me that i can't take this competition lightly (not that i did)

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 7, 2012 - 3:38pm

Just in case I can't, which Bukowski book?

Also, this is going to sound really amateur, but what's the reason behind the bottom page asterisks in your story?

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies March 7, 2012 - 3:51pm

Post Office, I think. Tell you what, if you send me all FOUR of those books, I'll send you back a signed copy of Transubstantiate. Deal?

Asterisks? Not sure what you're talking about.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 7, 2012 - 4:06pm

Actually, yeah. Deal. I'll probably be a while sending it, but I've read them all 100 times over.

Let me find the examples, maybe I have the wrong symbol name.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 7, 2012 - 4:09pm

I meant pound symbols.

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. March 7, 2012 - 7:05pm

Richard, if I somehow beat you in WAR, will you send me a signed book??? haha.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 7, 2012 - 7:11pm

Isn't it enough you will rob him of his pride?

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 7, 2012 - 7:22pm

Actually, I just went from a loss to a cool trade. Besides everybody knows Richards groupies didn't read my story.

Haha.

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. March 7, 2012 - 7:29pm

Nevermind, I'll just steal Kitt's copy.

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies March 7, 2012 - 7:43pm

oh, the # symbol is just used to end a scene, some people use # or ### or * or *** or • or ••• just a way of separating scenes within a short story. in a novel, you'd use chapters. i've also used chapter or numbered sections in short stories before too.

and yes, JUN, if you beat me, i'll send you a signed copy of Transubstantiate. although, i don't know why i'm providing extra incentive to anybody to try HARDER to beat me. i already feel like there's a target on my back. and on my front.

shoot me your mailing address LK, pm me with that.

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. March 7, 2012 - 7:48pm

Sweet. This is how I feel about that. Thanks man.

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies March 7, 2012 - 9:58pm

hahahahahahh...i just watched the jerk the other day. so funny. and i totally have a thing for bernadette. 

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. March 7, 2012 - 10:25pm

Steve Martin is a genius.

How is Invisible Man so far? I haven't cracked that one open yet.

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Richard from St. Louis is reading various anthologies March 8, 2012 - 8:22am

^IM is okay, has its moments. not something i would have sought out on my own, most likely. and i think i got ellison confused with ellroy because this is NOT crime writing. ha. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 8, 2012 - 8:28am

Great job both of you (not sure if I told you already) Kitts you got a real knack for poetry, love it. Richard, it was exactly the sort of greatness I expected out of you. Good stuff both of you. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 9:03am

Thanks man, I'm probably going to drop the necrophilia thing and make it about a guy watching his wife go into her grave. Classier, sadder, more of my thing.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 8, 2012 - 9:04am

I think it could work and does seem to suit you. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 8, 2012 - 9:22am

Actually I remember now. It reminded me of "Black No. 1" by Type O Negative. Especially the line, "Loving you, is like loving the dead."

 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 8, 2012 - 9:32am

RIP Peter Steele.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 8, 2012 - 9:33am

Yeah, I was kind of sad when I heard. Weird voice though. 

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia March 8, 2012 - 10:41am

my older sister looks like bernadette peters.

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 10:50am

I am glad sad to be the Type O Negative of literature. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 8, 2012 - 11:34am

I wouldn't go quite that far haha, just the piece reminded me of the song. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 12:02pm

Whatever, I'm telling everyone how great you said I was.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 8, 2012 - 12:03pm

Kitts=bad ass. BOOM

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 8, 2012 - 12:09pm

Kitts - I genuinely wish the best of luck to your opponent (not to mine mwahahahahahaha), but if we get to face off in war, I plan to smack talk like no tomorrow and I can't WAIT. 

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 March 8, 2012 - 12:11pm

Why not start now? I've already won my first battle.

Kitts=bad ass. BOOM

 

 

Best listen, gurrrrrrl.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 8, 2012 - 12:14pm

Yeah, but I might lose mine.  I can't talk shit for round two until I live through round one!