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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 26, 2012 - 11:57pm

That sucks man, I feel for you.  Don't touch anything or you'll come home with something you didn't bring.

Like a dive bar.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 27, 2012 - 4:19pm

The Comedian.

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. February 27, 2012 - 6:00pm

Phineas Poe.

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts February 28, 2012 - 12:10am

I caught this nasty infection last week in the ER waiting room and subsequently drowning my immune system away in whiskey. Hideous pain.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like February 28, 2012 - 12:16am

So you were already in the ER for something else, and you became infected just by waiting?

That's not a character...

Must be a reference...

Or a cry for help..........................

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. February 28, 2012 - 12:19am

Reminds me of Dermaphoria. I trust whiskey more than hospitals. Some 190 proof will kill any infection.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like February 28, 2012 - 12:27am

Drinking bleach cures AIDS.

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like February 28, 2012 - 7:51am

derp

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Renfield from Hell is reading 20th Century Ghosts February 28, 2012 - 2:43am

Nah, my partner-in-grime was in a car wreck. Whatever disease i got coughed into my face in that waiting room, I blame her for it.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 28, 2012 - 6:52am

Renfield, are you on facebook? I want to know who you really are because I am picturing a 19th century alchemist.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 28, 2012 - 6:52am

This is danny, aliensoul77 btw. I developed a new persona.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 28, 2012 - 8:45am

I'm not dealing well with all these changes. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 28, 2012 - 9:15am

My change is awesome.  I am were-Butthead.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 28, 2012 - 9:19am

I'm not a fan.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 28, 2012 - 9:49am

You lie!

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Hetch Litman from Somewhere in the mountains of the Pacific Northwest is reading The Violent Bear it Away by Flannery O'Connor February 28, 2012 - 10:52am

Hank Fucking Moody

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Laramore Black from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8 February 28, 2012 - 1:21pm

Do I look more intimidating? 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 28, 2012 - 2:30pm

I've always thought you looked sort of intimidating. 

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Flaminia Ferina from Umbria is reading stuff February 28, 2012 - 3:02pm

John Doe from Coupland's JPod. He chose his name cause his hippie mother had called him "crow well mountain jupiter" (all lower case) and was brought up in a lesbian commune so now he is obsessed with all things average. Lovely.

Utah I really like your new profile pic.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 28, 2012 - 3:16pm

My cell phone keeps trying to autocorrect all my words dammit

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 28, 2012 - 3:28pm

@Flaminia:  Thank you.  I was exhausted after the photo shoot that rendered this picture, but it was well worth it.

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Dorian Grey from Transexual, Transylvania is reading "East of Eden" by John Steinbeck February 29, 2012 - 10:16pm

I love Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn.

Also, Dominick Birdsey from 'I Know This Much Is True' by Wally Lamb. Amazing book, and a well-drawn character.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 29, 2012 - 10:24pm

I like Huck Finn a little more, but both great characters.

Why did you like them?

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig February 29, 2012 - 11:29pm

Henry Leydon from King/Straub's Black House. After that it gets muddy, Eddie Dean of The Dark Tower, Atticus Finch, and a bunch more.

Now if you ask me what fictional character I relate to the most, it's a totally different answer. Those are the characters I absolutely loved and wished were real, and could be my friends.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human February 29, 2012 - 11:38pm

Atticus Finch was my favorite character from that book.

 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 1, 2012 - 5:48am

I hold firm that Atticus is the best person that ever lived among us.  And I also hold firm that he was 100% real.  Just like Nick from The Stand was 100% real. 

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Tony Soprano.

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Dean Blake from Australia is reading generationend.com March 1, 2012 - 6:37am

The Great Gatsby. Because I can relate to what he did.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 1, 2012 - 7:15am

As far as Jay Gatsby is concerned - I do relate to him in some ways.  He holds on to the past with a great ferocity, and I get that.  The lesson that you can't really ever go back settles over me and makes me sad from time to time. 

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade March 1, 2012 - 7:25am

^ "Nick from The Stand was 100% real"

Forgot all about Nick...he and Stu Redman were my two favorites, but believe it or not, I, too, like Randall Flagg, have a soft spot in my heart for Trashcan Man... 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 1, 2012 - 7:41am

Boone - I will talk about those characters all day long.  I recently asked someone if they thought Trashcan Man went to heaven.  For serious.  Because I loved him SO much and I felt so bad for him.  Also, I have strong feelings for Lloyd as well.  I understand the choices he made and why he made them.  Not that they were right, but I see where he was coming from.

I didn't like Franny. 

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. March 1, 2012 - 7:42am

Reading The Stand seems like a big commitment. I read Under The Dome though so I don't know what I'm complaining about.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 1, 2012 - 7:43am

And Under the Dome sucked.  While The Stand is AMAZING.

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade March 1, 2012 - 7:52am

Yeah, there was a reason Under The Dome was a "trunk novel" for so long...and, it was published before it was finished, really - 75-to-80% of Dome was excellent.

The Stand I've read 8 or 9 times. Trashy definitely went to Heaven - he was one of God's avenging angels, whereas Tom ("God's Tom") was one of God's "messenger angels"....

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 1, 2012 - 9:06am

Franny was a crybaby.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 1, 2012 - 9:11am

What did you guys think of the TV miniseries of The Stand?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters March 1, 2012 - 9:33am

Franny WAS a crybaby!

Meh.  the mini series was fine for a miniseries I guess.  Production was obviously cheap, but I think many of the actors were good.  But some weren't.  All in all it was a solid meh. 

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Jeremy Robert J... from Portland, OR is reading an unreasonable number of books. March 1, 2012 - 2:46pm

Pete Bondurant from Ellroy's Underworld trilogy.

Roland from the Dark Tower series (though I'd almost give it to Flagg, for all his menacing mileage across King's work).

Begbie from Welsh's books, for always making me nervous when he's in a scene.

McMurphy from Cuckoo's Nest.

Alex from Clockwork Orange.

Swamp Thing from Moore's run.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 2, 2012 - 7:17am

Pete Bondurant from Ellroy's Underworld trilogy. 

McMurphy from Cuckoo's Nest.

Dude, hell yes.  Both really awesome characters. 

Does Bondurant show up in Blood's a Rover?  Seems like at the end of The Cold Six Thousand that he sort of retired.

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Jay.SJ from London is reading Warmed and Bound March 2, 2012 - 11:15am

I really dug Henry Chianski from Bukowski's work. Very real character, I think characters who succumb to drink, women and all are far more human than those who don't.

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Jeremy Robert J... from Portland, OR is reading an unreasonable number of books. March 2, 2012 - 8:21pm

Utah- Bondurant warrants a few mentions in Blood's a Rover, but he's mostly out of the circuit after that. Way more Tedrow's book. It's just nice to see him mentioned, like Buzz and Dudley and Loew all floating through the LA Quartet. Man, after The Cold Six Thousand, and that multiple murder/heart attack boat scene, the guy deserved to go off the grid.

I read an interview with Ellroy where he said that of all the psycho-sexual, obsessive, morally corrupt and murderous characters he's ever written, Bondurant had the most female fans.

Jay- I don't trust a character that won't succumb to drink and women, unless that character is an android or an ancient god. And even then...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 2, 2012 - 9:09pm

@JRJ:  Of course Bondurant had the most female fans.  He could break handcuffs.  He wasn't afraid of anybody.  And yet he took pretty good care of his hooker girlfriend.  Bondurant definitely had his softer side.  If he'd been a "good guy" he'd have been a smarter, even tougher version of Bud White.

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Alex Kane from west-central Illinois is reading Dark Orbit March 2, 2012 - 9:25pm

Victor Mancini from Choke

Ig Parrish from Horns

Nameless narrator from Fight Club

Paul Kemp from The Rum Diary

Clay from Less Than Zero

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Arkadia from Australia is reading Selected Poems by W.H. Auden March 3, 2012 - 7:58am

Claudia from the Anne Rice novels. The concept is just so heartbreaking. An immortal child who ages but stays trapped within a tiny body. That deprivation of sexual pleasure... cruel, cruel, cruel. Fascinating.

I love Lord Henry Wotton from The Picture of Dorian Gray. He is such an instigator. I love how he pushes, pushes, pushes, just to see how far he can get. I love his expositions. He's a babe.

Scott Landon from King's Lisey's Story. I want a husband like that. Hiding surprises for me that he knows I'll only find after he dies. Sweet.

There are a million others.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 3, 2012 - 8:22am

Nice choices everyone.
Some of those books I have to look into.

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PandaMask from Los Angeles is reading More Than Human March 20, 2012 - 12:06pm

Bam!

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Arturo Bandini from Denver, CO is reading Beautiful Ruins March 20, 2012 - 12:24pm

The Kid and The Judge.

As far as who I've probably related to the most?  Rob Fleming from High Fidelity.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. March 20, 2012 - 12:40pm

Jeremy: I don't trust a character that won't succumb to drink and women, unless that character is an android or an ancient god. And even then...

Oh, that reminds me of Wednesday from American Gods.  One of my favorites.

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig March 20, 2012 - 7:59pm

I loved Wednesday, too, but I still wish he could have come around in the end. I haven't quite forgiven him.

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bryanhowie from FW, ID is reading East of Eden. Steinbeck is FUCKING AMAZING. March 22, 2012 - 9:50pm

Ok, now Ree from Winter's Bone by Daniel Woodrell is in my top ten list.  She's a hell of a strong character.