ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigJune 29, 2012 - 10:35am
JGB--If you wish to have a username rather than your name, you can do that, even if you log in through facebook. I was floating around with my full name here for awhile before I figured it out. You just go into your profile and change it...
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 29, 2012 - 10:39am
Can we discuss why you should all quit smoking now?
I quit 8 years ago and it was great. I never regret it. And I smell fantastic all the time.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 10:40am
I AM NOT QUITTING!
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryJune 29, 2012 - 10:40am
@JGB: I knew you could rise to the occasion. Thought they had you on the ropes for a second.
"'Tis better to be an asshole, with its attending sights, sounds, and smells, than to share in the lofty, ironic, meaningless ideals and fashion issues of hipsters."
- Somebody Smart
JEFFREY GRANT BARR
from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my lifeJune 29, 2012 - 10:40am
But I like my name. If I want to make up names, I just write a story.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryJune 29, 2012 - 10:42am
I also like his name.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 10:45am
If cigarettes aren't the smoke of god, then god never smoked.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 29, 2012 - 10:47am
God never smoked.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 10:48am
There is no god and you are his prophet.
JEFFREY GRANT BARR
from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my lifeJune 29, 2012 - 10:48am
If anyone can make Matt quit, it's avery. She's the correct mix of hotness and pure evil.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 29, 2012 - 10:49am
K.
Fylh
from from from is reading is from is reading is reading is reading reading is readingJune 29, 2012 - 10:49am
JeffGBarr, I don't think you're a dick, you seem okay to me, I just like pretending to hate you because you're such a pleasant cunt, as opposed to an unpleasant cunt.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 29, 2012 - 10:50am
"She's the correct mix of hotness and pure evil."
I want this on a tee shirt or something. I officially will stop calling you a douche. For today.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 10:51am
I WILL NOT QUIT EVER!
Also, Pleasant Cunt sounds like a Lifetime made-for-tv movie. Starring Meredith Baxter Birney
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryJune 29, 2012 - 10:54am
You should write that one up, Matt. We'll all workshop it and you can send it in. Might be your break into the industry.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 10:56am
I'm thinking warewolves meet Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Rated R
JEFFREY GRANT BARR
from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my lifeJune 29, 2012 - 10:56am
Aww, thanks Fylh and Avery. First time I've ever been called a cunt, I do believe. And the first time the imperious gaze of the Avery hasn't made me squirm like a bug.
I have now established enough marginal goodwill to start a new controversial thread:
'Nouns - Strictly for Amateurs!'
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 29, 2012 - 10:57am
Utah confused me so much just then.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryJune 29, 2012 - 10:59am
That fucker confuses me sometimes, too.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 11:00am
'Nouns - Strictly for Amateurs!'"
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit that's awesome.
And so on...........
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 29, 2012 - 11:01am
"warewolves"
wolves that live in warehouses.
Or that sell wares of some sort?
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 11:04am
Perhaps both.
It's brilliant!
EDIT: Also shut the hell up! It's one letter off, but somehow still awesomesauce.
JEFFREY GRANT BARR
from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my lifeJune 29, 2012 - 11:03am
Classic Utah.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 29, 2012 - 11:06am
If you can't spell it, you don't get to write a movie about it.
Fact.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 11:08am
Fact:
Despite the misspelling, it still works. A pack of wErewolves who live in a warehouse, selling wares! It's brilliant!
Starring Jude Law and Monica Bellucci
Rated R
.
June 29, 2012 - 11:10am
Featuring Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Steve Buscemi.
Coming Fall 2014
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 11:11am
YES! You're on the project pedobear.
Steve Buscemi"
That guy and his weird bug eyes.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 29, 2012 - 11:18am
"Jude Law"
No thanks. Your movie sucks.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 11:21am
Oh sorry. Typo. Jude Law Han Solo.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 29, 2012 - 11:26am
"Han Solo"
is not the name of an actor.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 11:28am
No. We will genetically engineer him and then use all the three movies to make his personality. Don't question me! I'm in the movies! HOLLYWOOD!
JEFFREY GRANT BARR
from Central OR is reading Nothing but fucking Shakespeare, for the rest of my lifeJune 29, 2012 - 11:42am
My God, it's full of stars!
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigJune 29, 2012 - 11:52am
Everything is better with Steve Buscemi. Moreso if you don't realize he is going to be in something, and then...
BAM!
SURPRISE STEVE BUSCEMI!
Every time it happens, Husband and I point at the TV and shout: "YES! SURPRISE STEVE BUSCEMI!"
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 11:53am
"YES! SURPRISE STEVE BUSCEMI!""
I'm stealing this. He's like the bacon of Hollywood.
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigJune 29, 2012 - 11:53am
And now, SURPRISE STEVE BUSCEMI...looking surprised!
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigJune 29, 2012 - 11:54am
Matt, you should. It's always nice to share surprises with the people around you.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 11:57am
YAY!
SURPRISE STEVE BUSCEMI
J.S. Wright
from Milwaukee is reading Black SpringJune 29, 2012 - 1:52pm
Holy hell, I should've kept up with this post... "58 new"
Since Matt blended together Jeffrey 1 & 2, I'll just answer that list too.
-I am pretty sure he used instagram for his picture - You definitley meant me, but no it isn't Instagram. A buddy of mine took my picture with some kind of pinkish hue setting, and what you see is the closest I could get to normal color.
-He is comically elitist about everything. Music, books, writing styles, adverbs - Nah, you like what you like.
-He has a pretty epic beard - I wish.
-He owns a typewriter - Yep, en route.
-I thought he lived in Oregon, but now it says Milwaukee. Both are hotbeds of hipsterdom. - It's probably a safe bet that any major city is a hotbed for hipsters. I myself am the Milwaukee Jeff and yeah, there's a lot of hipsters out here. But there's also equal parts of frat types, ghetto types, red necks and normal t-shirt & jeans types. Me? I'm just a t-shirt and jeans type.
-He uses his full name instead of a username. - Yep, Facebook login.
I hope I still seem fine to youz guyz.
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigJune 29, 2012 - 1:58pm
Something about your avatar makes me like you. I don't know.
J.S. Wright
from Milwaukee is reading Black SpringJune 29, 2012 - 2:02pm
"Hidden chin avatar is better than all chin avatar. The ladies of LitReactor know this to be true."
You did say that earlier...
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigJune 29, 2012 - 2:04pm
That was more a reference to someone else and with an awkward avatar and a more awkward personality. But the hidden face...it's like...peek-a-boo! Or "I'm a little shy and vulnerable but here I am!" or something. I don't know what you were trying to communicate (if anything) but it is endearing.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersJune 29, 2012 - 2:07pm
I assumed he had something on his face - like food - and was wiping it off with his shirt.
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigJune 29, 2012 - 2:08pm
Well, that is less endearing.
J.S. Wright
from Milwaukee is reading Black SpringJune 29, 2012 - 2:12pm
Well, a friend of mine has one of those gigs where he goes around to different bars, takes a bunch of candid pics of the people there and posts them online.
Regardless, I'm not into that whole scene, much less getting my picture taken in the first place. Combine that with him hounding me until he could get a shot of me and... voila! There's the picture you see.
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigJune 29, 2012 - 2:13pm
I just realized that you've been a member since LR started and I reviewed one of your stories way back when...
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigJune 29, 2012 - 2:20pm
Here's my wild-eyed impression of Jeffrey:
J.S. Wright
from Milwaukee is reading Black SpringJune 29, 2012 - 2:35pm
Yeah, I don't have much of a presence on here... and what a splendiferous impression!
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 2:54pm
LOL @ Renee
Jeff you're alright with me sir.
Also you know what time it is?
STEVE BUSCEMI SURPRISE!
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ReneeAPickup
from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck WendigJune 29, 2012 - 2:54pm
I didn't have a pink filter so I had to settle on sepia.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerJune 29, 2012 - 2:55pm
JGB--If you wish to have a username rather than your name, you can do that, even if you log in through facebook. I was floating around with my full name here for awhile before I figured it out. You just go into your profile and change it...
Can we discuss why you should all quit smoking now?
I quit 8 years ago and it was great. I never regret it. And I smell fantastic all the time.
I AM NOT QUITTING!
@JGB: I knew you could rise to the occasion. Thought they had you on the ropes for a second.
"'Tis better to be an asshole, with its attending sights, sounds, and smells, than to share in the lofty, ironic, meaningless ideals and fashion issues of hipsters."
- Somebody Smart
But I like my name. If I want to make up names, I just write a story.
I also like his name.
If cigarettes aren't the smoke of god, then god never smoked.
God never smoked.
There is no god and you are his prophet.
If anyone can make Matt quit, it's avery. She's the correct mix of hotness and pure evil.
K.
JeffGBarr, I don't think you're a dick, you seem okay to me, I just like pretending to hate you because you're such a pleasant cunt, as opposed to an unpleasant cunt.
"She's the correct mix of hotness and pure evil."
I want this on a tee shirt or something. I officially will stop calling you a douche. For today.
I WILL NOT QUIT EVER!
Also, Pleasant Cunt sounds like a Lifetime made-for-tv movie. Starring Meredith Baxter Birney
You should write that one up, Matt. We'll all workshop it and you can send it in. Might be your break into the industry.
I'm thinking warewolves meet Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Rated R
Aww, thanks Fylh and Avery. First time I've ever been called a cunt, I do believe. And the first time the imperious gaze of the Avery hasn't made me squirm like a bug.
I have now established enough marginal goodwill to start a new controversial thread:
'Nouns - Strictly for Amateurs!'
Utah confused me so much just then.
That fucker confuses me sometimes, too.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit that's awesome.
And so on...........
"warewolves"
wolves that live in warehouses.
Or that sell wares of some sort?
Perhaps both.
It's brilliant!
EDIT: Also shut the hell up! It's one letter off, but somehow still awesomesauce.
Classic Utah.
If you can't spell it, you don't get to write a movie about it.
Fact.
Fact:
Despite the misspelling, it still works. A pack of wErewolves who live in a warehouse, selling wares! It's brilliant!
Starring Jude Law and Monica Bellucci
Rated R
Featuring Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Steve Buscemi.
Coming Fall 2014
YES! You're on the project pedobear.
That guy and his weird bug eyes.
"Jude Law"
No thanks. Your movie sucks.
Oh sorry. Typo.
Jude LawHan Solo."Han Solo"
is not the name of an actor.
No. We will genetically engineer him and then use all the three movies to make his personality. Don't question me! I'm in the movies! HOLLYWOOD!
My God, it's full of stars!
Everything is better with Steve Buscemi. Moreso if you don't realize he is going to be in something, and then...
BAM!
SURPRISE STEVE BUSCEMI!
Every time it happens, Husband and I point at the TV and shout: "YES! SURPRISE STEVE BUSCEMI!"
I'm stealing this. He's like the bacon of Hollywood.
And now, SURPRISE STEVE BUSCEMI...looking surprised!
Matt, you should. It's always nice to share surprises with the people around you.
YAY!
SURPRISE STEVE BUSCEMI
Holy hell, I should've kept up with this post... "58 new"
Since Matt blended together Jeffrey 1 & 2, I'll just answer that list too.
-I am pretty sure he used instagram for his picture - You definitley meant me, but no it isn't Instagram. A buddy of mine took my picture with some kind of pinkish hue setting, and what you see is the closest I could get to normal color.
-He is comically elitist about everything. Music, books, writing styles, adverbs - Nah, you like what you like.
-He has a pretty epic beard - I wish.
-He owns a typewriter - Yep, en route.
-I thought he lived in Oregon, but now it says Milwaukee. Both are hotbeds of hipsterdom. - It's probably a safe bet that any major city is a hotbed for hipsters. I myself am the Milwaukee Jeff and yeah, there's a lot of hipsters out here. But there's also equal parts of frat types, ghetto types, red necks and normal t-shirt & jeans types. Me? I'm just a t-shirt and jeans type.
-He uses his full name instead of a username. - Yep, Facebook login.
I hope I still seem fine to youz guyz.
Something about your avatar makes me like you. I don't know.
"Hidden chin avatar is better than all chin avatar. The ladies of LitReactor know this to be true."
You did say that earlier...
That was more a reference to someone else and with an awkward avatar and a more awkward personality. But the hidden face...it's like...peek-a-boo! Or "I'm a little shy and vulnerable but here I am!" or something. I don't know what you were trying to communicate (if anything) but it is endearing.
I assumed he had something on his face - like food - and was wiping it off with his shirt.
Well, that is less endearing.
Well, a friend of mine has one of those gigs where he goes around to different bars, takes a bunch of candid pics of the people there and posts them online.
Phase 1: Drunk people pictures.
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit.
Regardless, I'm not into that whole scene, much less getting my picture taken in the first place. Combine that with him hounding me until he could get a shot of me and... voila! There's the picture you see.
I just realized that you've been a member since LR started and I reviewed one of your stories way back when...
Here's my wild-eyed impression of Jeffrey:
Yeah, I don't have much of a presence on here... and what a splendiferous impression!
LOL @ Renee
Jeff you're alright with me sir.
Also you know what time it is?
STEVE BUSCEMI SURPRISE!
I didn't have a pink filter so I had to settle on sepia.
I'm going to do this all the time now.