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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres October 13, 2012 - 8:15am

for once, Averydoll is not lying...our rough drafts are indeed posted in the workshop!

Averydoll should really win this thing, she's completely amazing.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry October 14, 2012 - 8:02am

Sound, I know it's rather late in the game, so I'm only throwing this out to see how you feel about it.  Are you willing to do our Battle as a WAR-formatted battle, i.e., with no workshop period, just posting a poll with polished drafts tomorrow?  No pressure to do it, I'm just wondering if you're willing.

XOXOXO,

Utah

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt October 14, 2012 - 8:17am

Sure, that works. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry October 14, 2012 - 8:34am

Word. Thank you for allowing my life to be easier.

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt October 14, 2012 - 9:45am

No problem. My wife might strangle me if I spend another week plastered to my laptop screen, anyway. I have to save all my credits for WAR. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry October 14, 2012 - 10:40am

Yeeeeah, I'm with you there.

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt October 14, 2012 - 4:28pm

Utah, do you mind if I post my final in the workshop later tonight? I would still like to get reviews on it, and I may not have time to post it tomorrow, which would delay the poll as well.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry October 14, 2012 - 5:34pm

Yeah dude, no problem!  Post away. 

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt October 14, 2012 - 9:15pm

My story's posted in the workshop. Take a look!!

 

@Utah, you can post the poll whenever you like. Good luck, sir. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry October 15, 2012 - 5:19am

And to yourself as well, sir.  I'll have the poll up (haha!) later this morning.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry October 15, 2012 - 7:40am

The Poll for the Glorious Battle For Glory between Sound and Myself has been Posted.

So please, everybody, gaze in wonder at our Poll.  Touch it.  Caress it.  Get some on you.  You may never see one like this again.

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TomMartinArt from Amherst, MA March 15, 2013 - 7:52am

Can I just challenge anyone? Because I've got a score to settle.

I CHALLENGE THEEEEE, BEKANATOR!

...I dunno if she'll even see this.

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics March 15, 2013 - 7:58am

Oooh, the smack has been layed down, the cans of whupass are down off the shelf, and the dome will soon again... thunder.

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics March 15, 2013 - 8:01am

Since I was the first person to respond to the challenger's post, I get to provide the prompt. I will do so, once Bakkanator accepts the challenge.

I like this side of things. The last battle I was in left lasting emotional scars and night terrors.

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Dino Parenti from Los Angeles is reading Everything He Gets His Hands On March 15, 2013 - 12:16pm

After over 2,000 posts, this is the first time I've ever checked in on it. Maybe I should scan back just to make sure nobody threw down the gauntlet...

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter March 16, 2013 - 7:47am

Arrgh, Fuck!

Can I accept a raincheck, Tom? I'd love to do another battle but I'm working on getting all my WAR2 stories edited and my short story collection together. Not to mention that at this point my workshop points are lacking.

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics March 16, 2013 - 8:21am

Boo...

Always a brides' maid, never a prompt giver.

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TomMartinArt from Amherst, MA March 16, 2013 - 11:37am

Arrgh, Fuck! Can I accept a raincheck, Tom? I'd love to do another battle but I'm working on getting all my WAR2 stories edited and my short story collection together. Not to mention that at this point my workshop points are lacking.

 

I'm sorry, scaredycat, but what? I can't hear you over the sound of your teeth chattering and knees knocking.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter March 16, 2013 - 3:49pm

You must be having delusions, man.

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics March 16, 2013 - 4:34pm

Cue tumbleweeds and theme song to The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

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Dino Parenti from Los Angeles is reading Everything He Gets His Hands On March 16, 2013 - 5:47pm

The water is being chummed...

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Strange Photon from Fort Wayne, IN is reading Laurie Anderson lyrics March 16, 2013 - 5:53pm

Cue John Williams' Jaws theme... and the skinny dipping hottie...

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig March 16, 2013 - 6:20pm

I just want to post this somewhere.

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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres March 16, 2013 - 8:03pm

Hey, TomMartinArt, if you're still interested, I'm mostly a failure and have no short story collections to put together, know jack shit about editing, and desperately need a prompt in order to write anything...so, what I'm saying is, while I would not constitute a WAR2 rematch for you, I'd love to take Bekanator's place if you'll have me. I think you're a good writer, and I'd be up/down for battling you.

Let me know what you think. And just to fuck shit up a bit, if you'll have me, I propose a different approach to Thunderdome. Normally we would have a week to write a story, then submit it to the workshop and let it sit there for a week while we get criticsm and revise, then turn in a final. If you're interested, why don't we do an anonymous poll, no workshop Thunderdome battle? We can get Averydoll to post the poll, so we could both send our stories to her, then they will be put up just like in WAR, no names, no way to tell who is who.

What d'ya say? If your challenge was solely for settling a score, that is totally cool and I hold nothing against you if you decline. But if you're just looking to write, I'd be down for the battle...

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TomMartinArt from Amherst, MA March 17, 2013 - 8:08am

You must be having delusions, man.

And you must be having feathers all over your body and a beak, you chicken.

...a raincheck's fine, catch me when you're caught up and I'll fling more poo then.

 

Sean- all right, let's do it. I like the anonymous voting thing.

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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres March 17, 2013 - 8:47am

@TomMartinArt - excellent...now all we need is a prompt...

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Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland March 17, 2013 - 9:14am

YOUR PROMPT:

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TomMartinArt from Amherst, MA March 17, 2013 - 9:32am

If that's really the prompt, I concede.

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Devon Robbins from Utah is reading The Least Of My Scars by Stephen Graham Jones March 17, 2013 - 9:40am

Who's the chicken now?

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Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland March 17, 2013 - 10:10am

God, never heard someone cry about a prompt before, but okay, if you don't like the Honey Badger, screw it. Use that picture Renee posted a few comments up as a prompt if that's okay with Sean, Better, Tom?

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter March 17, 2013 - 10:25am

HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!

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Michael.Eric.Snyder March 17, 2013 - 10:50am

Can I just say that the honey bear prompt is really, really funny.

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter March 17, 2013 - 10:54am

Jonathan and Jessica should partner up for prompt-giving. Like seriously, make this shit happen.

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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres March 17, 2013 - 12:53pm

Ummm...so what is going on here? Is the battle cancelled? Don't leave me hanging here.

 

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Mess_Jess from Sydney, Australia, living in Toronto, Canada is reading Perfect by Rachael Joyce March 17, 2013 - 1:38pm

I'm sure Tom was just being facetious and isn't actually bowing out from his battle because of the prompt!

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Bekanator from Kamloops, British Columbia is reading Ugly Girls by Lindsay Hunter March 17, 2013 - 2:35pm

I actually have the most amazing story idea from the honey badger prompt.

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TomMartinArt from Amherst, MA March 17, 2013 - 4:38pm

I'll go with it, but the connection will be tenuous. 

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ReneeAPickup from Southern California is reading Wanderers by Chuck Wendig March 17, 2013 - 5:02pm

Oh man, JR. If only I had thought that gif through instead of just posting it in the thread I had opened when I found it. Someday... someday... I will be back, and it will be ME giving the prompt, and THAT will be it.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated March 17, 2013 - 5:18pm

Wow Tom. All that chicken talk and then you try to back out of it. Just wow.

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TomMartinArt from Amherst, MA March 17, 2013 - 5:23pm

Am I the only person here, as everywhere else, with a severe distaste for memes?

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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres March 17, 2013 - 5:25pm

Okay TomMartinArt...same general rules as on page 1 (2500 word limit), BUT only one draft, no workshop, stories due Sunday, March 24 at 7:00 pm central standard time, e-mail story to averydoll and she will put up the poll, which will be up for one week, to be closed the following Sunday, March 31st. Cool? Let me know if you have any changes to this proposal. Otherwise, I think we are ready to start. Good luck sir.

 

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TomMartinArt from Amherst, MA March 17, 2013 - 5:27pm

Sounds good, hit it.

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated March 17, 2013 - 5:37pm

@Tom - No, lots of folks hate them. But once you call someone out (as you did) social convention asks you follow the rules of the game without further complaint if they agree to participate. Also in admitting that you have probably ensure your next prompt to be LOLcats, and the next several of anyone to be memes. Never let folks online know what you hate man.

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TomMartinArt from Amherst, MA March 17, 2013 - 5:53pm

People that do what you hate because that's funny to them are shits to be ignored.

I didn't say "this isn't fair so give me another prompt," I conceded. I called it a loss without giving reasons or a fuss. Let's not pretend I pitched a fit here. 

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Dwayne from Cincinnati, Ohio (suburbs) is reading books that rotate to often to keep this updated March 17, 2013 - 6:22pm

People that do what you hate because that's funny to them are shits to be ignored.

That is impractical, although very logical. It will often be people who are otherwise well worth interaction with, or ignoring creates somewhat awkward situations.

I didn't say "this isn't fair so give me another prompt," I conceded. I called it a loss without giving reasons or a fuss. Let's not pretend I pitched a fit here.

You did. You seemed to be questioning why anyone would give that prompt or express shock, so I explained the reasons. Not trying to start a knife fight man, it'll be okay.

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sean of the dead from Madisonville, KY is reading Peckerwood, by Jed Ayres March 17, 2013 - 6:31pm

Hey now, the battle is between myself and TomMartinArt...everyone else just needs to wait their turn, or better yet, challenge somebody else to a Thunderdome battle.

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Jonathan Riley from Memphis, Tennessee is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland March 17, 2013 - 7:04pm

I didn't mean to cause any kind of ruckus. Glad you guys are going with the prompt and I'll probably just stick with word prompts for now on. Good luck Tom. Good luck Sean. Can't wait to read your stories!!!

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TomMartinArt from Amherst, MA March 17, 2013 - 7:10pm

Don't let me quench your prompt inspiration, I'm just a hopeless carmudgeon. 

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Sound from Azusa, CA is reading Greener Pastures by Michael Wehunt March 17, 2013 - 7:34pm

That was a pretty bad ass prompt, Jonathan. As was Renee's. I may PM Renee when I plan to call down the thunder just so she can slap that sucker down.

Sorry, been on Gizoogle all day...

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jyh from VA is reading whatever he feels like March 17, 2013 - 8:06pm

ew, is that a snake???