Chester Pane
from Portland, Oregon is reading The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot DiazFebruary 18, 2012 - 2:36am
Release the Crack. That'll get anyone outta bed.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 18, 2012 - 3:19am
So I posted my story versus Panda. Vote bitches!
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 18, 2012 - 3:29am
I posted mine vs. Ren, though he has yet posted his....sigh.....Ill vote for yours when I get to work.....bitch.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 18, 2012 - 3:31am
Thank you bitch.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 18, 2012 - 3:55am
Matt, I think so ething came up and he tried to get a hold of you to postpone for a few hours. FYI.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 18, 2012 - 4:27am
Oh F me in the A! I didn't even see his post, and there I went and released the Kraken for nothing. It's all good Ren, have at it.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 18, 2012 - 4:34am
And that's why we need creepers in LitR.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 18, 2012 - 6:55am
There- I voted bitch. Now vote on mine!
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsFebruary 18, 2012 - 9:51am
Fuckin balls. The 8 hours is not gonna work for me bud. Give me til Monday. Sorry, no solid time.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 18, 2012 - 9:53am
You're good dude, we all got shit going on, in the meantime, enjoy my entry.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinFebruary 19, 2012 - 2:46pm
I understand now why reviewing one another's stories gets tense. I was sitting there thinking "are these points going to cost me 15 bucks?"
But I've still got an ace up my sleeve.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 19, 2012 - 2:56pm
Lol. That book's not that expensive. I'm willing to accept "Used: Acceptable Condition".
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 19, 2012 - 4:40pm
I know my reviews may have come off as me being an asshole and if they did, I'm sorry. I honestly thought everyone's stories were mediocre equally. That being said, go review my amazing, fabulous and incomparable story and if you don't give it five stars, I will fucking kill you!
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 19, 2012 - 4:48pm
You forgot to say "bitches"
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 19, 2012 - 4:48pm
BITCHES!
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 19, 2012 - 4:54pm
Much better.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 20, 2012 - 7:51am
Where the hell is Renfield! My story has been up for days! Also, in that time I was even able to post another for review!
Also- I tried that "Release the Kraken" with that Korean girl the other night. She didn't laugh.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 20, 2012 - 8:35am
Because she was in awe.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 20, 2012 - 9:09am
Not so much. lol
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 20, 2012 - 9:21am
I shall review it before the day is out. I will also review Avery's story because I owe her that much for tolerating me during our battle time.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 20, 2012 - 9:23am
My battle submission or the other?
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 20, 2012 - 9:25am
I am SHOCKED I have gotten a solid four stars on my beyond thunderdome submission. Even 5 stars for a couple catagories. SHOCKED I say!
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 20, 2012 - 9:27am
I'm sure I will get to them all. I have two more in my class and then I have to begin work on this weeks homework, and then get back to the workshop.
I have many who have reviewed my pieces and I need to return the favor. I'd hate to be that guy who submits and doesn't do the same in return. The cycle of LitR must continue to flow.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 20, 2012 - 9:29am
The cycle of LitR must continue to flow."
Thats deep. I just cried.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 20, 2012 - 9:52am
Thank Elton and Disney.
Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8February 20, 2012 - 11:11am
Stop yelling at me.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 21, 2012 - 1:54am
So, Renfield is a no-show. I guess this means I win?
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 21, 2012 - 2:21am
Now I know Averydolls pain. Sad face.
"Gazing up into the darkness I saw myself as a creature driven and derided by vanity; and my eyes burned with anguish and anger."--- James Joyce.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyFebruary 21, 2012 - 2:25am
Dude, quote some Heart of Darkness, he'll eat out of your palm
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 21, 2012 - 3:33am
Ha, this is true.
R.Moon
from The City of Champions is reading The Last Thing He Wanted by Joan Didion; Story Structure Architect by Victoria Lynn Schimdt PH.D; Creating Characters by the editors of Writer's DigestFebruary 21, 2012 - 4:01am
So, Renfield is a no-show. I guess this means I win?
- Not the first time this has happened...
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 21, 2012 - 4:04am
Sweet, I reckon I am the winner. I am up for another throw down.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 21, 2012 - 5:51am
"Now I know Averydolls pain."
See?
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 21, 2012 - 6:15am
Son of a bitch. I was kinda hoping Renfield would get involved in the tournament. But now I can't let him in.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 21, 2012 - 6:21am
Anyone else for a little battle? I'll even give you two days....though....no more transgressive/horror prompts for awhile...actually anything weird like that.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 21, 2012 - 6:28am
Actually I am not doing shit till Renfield posts, and my two on the board already get reviewed. YOU'RE CUT OFF LITREACTOR
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 21, 2012 - 6:23am
I'll go that route with you one of these first days, Matt. Gotta wait til my TOTAL FUCKING APOCALYPSE battle with nkwilczy is over, though.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 21, 2012 - 6:25am
Hey, mofo, I downloaded your shit last night! I will spend some time on it. Breathe deep. Stop setting your neighbors pets on fire for attention. It's all gon be okay.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 21, 2012 - 6:27am
Yeah- I just walked into work, feeling great. Great run, great breakfast even had some Sinatra...then, I had 2500 emails (after being gone a day) and a cluster fuck to fix.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 21, 2012 - 6:28am
Tell the monkeys to stay away from the football.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 21, 2012 - 6:30am
Indeed.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 21, 2012 - 9:15am
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 21, 2012 - 9:15am
Ha! Classic.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 21, 2012 - 1:54pm
A NEW CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does a brave soul raise a mighty hand in challenge against the tyrrany of Averydoll?
Lame? Perhaps. But I'm thinking all this in a very snooty accent, which makes it palatable to me.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 21, 2012 - 2:02pm
Not sure how I feel about that exactly. Would we really call it 'tyrrany'?
I think the word you mean is 'adorableness'. Wait - is that a word?
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 21, 2012 - 2:04pm
Ask a Bill Gates program. It will validate the word or not.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinFebruary 21, 2012 - 2:04pm
You are like the Margaret Thatcher of Litreactor.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 21, 2012 - 2:04pm
We could all be at peace, but Avery won't let us.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinFebruary 21, 2012 - 2:05pm
And did you see her beat up poor little Argentina!
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 21, 2012 - 2:08pm
Well, that's been up a good ten minutes. I think it's safe to say no one wants to save the world from me.
Release the Crack. That'll get anyone outta bed.
So I posted my story versus Panda. Vote bitches!
I posted mine vs. Ren, though he has yet posted his....sigh.....Ill vote for yours when I get to work.....bitch.
Thank you bitch.
Matt, I think so ething came up and he tried to get a hold of you to postpone for a few hours. FYI.
Oh F me in the A! I didn't even see his post, and there I went and released the Kraken for nothing. It's all good Ren, have at it.
And that's why we need creepers in LitR.
There- I voted bitch. Now vote on mine!
Fuckin balls. The 8 hours is not gonna work for me bud. Give me til Monday. Sorry, no solid time.
You're good dude, we all got shit going on, in the meantime, enjoy my entry.
I understand now why reviewing one another's stories gets tense. I was sitting there thinking "are these points going to cost me 15 bucks?"
But I've still got an ace up my sleeve.
Lol. That book's not that expensive. I'm willing to accept "Used: Acceptable Condition".
I know my reviews may have come off as me being an asshole and if they did, I'm sorry. I honestly thought everyone's stories were mediocre equally. That being said, go review my amazing, fabulous and incomparable story and if you don't give it five stars, I will fucking kill you!
You forgot to say "bitches"
BITCHES!
Much better.
Where the hell is Renfield! My story has been up for days! Also, in that time I was even able to post another for review!
Also- I tried that "Release the Kraken" with that Korean girl the other night. She didn't laugh.
Because she was in awe.
Not so much. lol
I shall review it before the day is out. I will also review Avery's story because I owe her that much for tolerating me during our battle time.
My battle submission or the other?
I am SHOCKED I have gotten a solid four stars on my beyond thunderdome submission. Even 5 stars for a couple catagories. SHOCKED I say!
I'm sure I will get to them all. I have two more in my class and then I have to begin work on this weeks homework, and then get back to the workshop.
I have many who have reviewed my pieces and I need to return the favor. I'd hate to be that guy who submits and doesn't do the same in return. The cycle of LitR must continue to flow.
Thats deep. I just cried.
Thank Elton and Disney.
Stop yelling at me.
So, Renfield is a no-show. I guess this means I win?
Now I know Averydolls pain. Sad face.
"Gazing up into the darkness I saw myself as a creature driven and derided by vanity; and my eyes burned with anguish and anger."--- James Joyce.
Dude, quote some Heart of Darkness, he'll eat out of your palm
Ha, this is true.
So, Renfield is a no-show. I guess this means I win?
- Not the first time this has happened...
Sweet, I reckon I am the winner. I am up for another throw down.
"Now I know Averydolls pain."
See?
Son of a bitch. I was kinda hoping Renfield would get involved in the tournament. But now I can't let him in.
Anyone else for a little battle? I'll even give you two days....though....no more transgressive/horror prompts for awhile...actually anything weird like that.
Actually I am not doing shit till Renfield posts, and my two on the board already get reviewed. YOU'RE CUT OFF LITREACTOR
I'll go that route with you one of these first days, Matt. Gotta wait til my TOTAL FUCKING APOCALYPSE battle with nkwilczy is over, though.
Hey, mofo, I downloaded your shit last night! I will spend some time on it. Breathe deep. Stop setting your neighbors pets on fire for attention. It's all gon be okay.
Yeah- I just walked into work, feeling great. Great run, great breakfast even had some Sinatra...then, I had 2500 emails (after being gone a day) and a cluster fuck to fix.
Tell the monkeys to stay away from the football.
Indeed.
Ha! Classic.
A NEW CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does a brave soul raise a mighty hand in challenge against the tyrrany of Averydoll?
Lame? Perhaps. But I'm thinking all this in a very snooty accent, which makes it palatable to me.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!
Not sure how I feel about that exactly. Would we really call it 'tyrrany'?
I think the word you mean is 'adorableness'. Wait - is that a word?
Ask a Bill Gates program. It will validate the word or not.
You are like the Margaret Thatcher of Litreactor.
We could all be at peace, but Avery won't let us.
And did you see her beat up poor little Argentina!
Well, that's been up a good ten minutes. I think it's safe to say no one wants to save the world from me.