Laramore Black
from Joplin, Missouri is reading Mario Kart 8February 17, 2012 - 1:57pm
A Memoir told from the grave.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 17, 2012 - 1:59pm
Wow- good prompt, I am down. I say winner get post praising the other. I dont think Ren has fully accepted yet...
Renfield
from Hell is reading 20th Century GhostsFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:01pm
See you at midnight.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:02pm
See ya in 8 hours kiddies.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:03pm
Just don't be like Diaz and spend the next several hours trolling the threads and then blame somebody else when you post late!
I'm not sayin nuthin, you know. I'm just sayin.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:06pm
Diaz is dead to me.
How hard is it to write a story???
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:07pm
Geez. A bit melodramatic.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:10pm
I'm gonna let that slide because you're name is a state.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:17pm
Not only a state, but a patently crappy state.
At least the Dakotas have nifty missile silos.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:29pm
Hey. Hey! HEY!
Well, yeah. Utah kinda is the shits. But not really. It's beautiful there. I grew up in the urban part. Drive five minutes, I'm hiking in the mountains.
Politically, though. Sure. You got me there.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:29pm
Well. I always liked the shape of the state in general.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:30pm
It's cause I work out.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:31pm
That was quick.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:33pm
That's cause I don't do much cardio. Sorry.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:35pm
ah hah. ha ha.
wow.
Where is my competition???
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:44pm
He's finishing his story. Be chill. Stop thinking about my rock-hard abs.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:45pm
Posted. Shut it. I haven't slept, I had to drive to White Marsh because my sister left her wallet in the house and decided to take a little day trip for breakfast. Kinda hard to pay if you have no money. Then I ate and now I finished my story and posted it. Now I am off to bed.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:46pm
Thanks for stealing the thunder off my rock hard abs comment. God, you're insensitive.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:48pm
"Stop thinking about my rock-hard abs."
Impossible.
"Posted."
FINALLY!
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:49pm
First draft done so now I can troll a bit.
@Avery, don't you ever criticize my completely useless threads again. Also, I like the kitty.
@Utah, get a better name!
@Joe, bout time! Also, welcome back. Also, Avery stole your V8.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:50pm
Okay, dudes, I'm gonna post a poll for me and Diaz. I haven't done this before. So everybody WATCH OUT!
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:52pm
@Matt: You wrote a 2500 word story in like 30 minutes? That is fucking awesome.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:53pm
Oh, and @Matt: get fucked! My name is retardo-fantastic (which means it's so good it makes people stupid).
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:53pm
Have at it. And you can't vote for yourself Avery!
Sorry for stealing the thunder about your rock hard abs Utah. But you're mormon and will forgive me. Yes, I just stereo typed you based on your name.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:56pm
@Utah, "retardo-fantastic" you=win. And yeah, done.....shitting out the story is the easy part. Polishing the turd is the tough part. Also, nice abs. No homo.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:56pm
Actually, you have to vote for yourself, otherwise you can't see the other votes. So I vote for me, you vote for you and it is a wash.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:56pm
I know you did. And I don't forgive you. Not for the stereotype. But for the entire thought process behind it. I think I'm going to take up drinking and smoking again just so I can say, "Oh yeah? They don't do this, ya fuck, ya!" and also because I miss putting on my own shoes for work in the morning and discovering where I vomited the night before.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:57pm
Retardo-Fantastic......That is probably the funniest thing I have heard since.....well, it''s been a while.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:58pm
Awesome, I'll have one vote and it will be from myself. How sad.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:58pm
Utah - don't do it. He isn't worth it.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 2:59pm
Quit trying to wrangle in the pity votes.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:00pm
It's not a popularity contest. If it was you would win that one too because you have a vagina. Though I may get Aliens vote.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:03pm
I don't need any one's pity. I have plenty all by myself. No, I'm a depressed Fuck, but I don't tolerate any one else giving me pity. I think it's worthless to pity someone. Better to slap them in the face and tell them "Hey, why don't you get down off that cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and get the fuck over it."
Stolen line, but oh so good.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:03pm
"because you have a vagina."
Hey, not cool.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:06pm
Sorry dude, I realize we're cool like that, but after reviewing her shit (that was ON TIME) I told her she had my vote.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:06pm
Well, I wouldn't actually be starting because of him. That's just the excuse I'd give my wife. So actually:
Thanks, Diaz!
Now everybody needs to inhale some ether, because it seems things are getting a bit tense all up in this joint.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:07pm
Acutally, fuck the last thing I said. I'll add to it in the spirit of Writer-Battle:
Hey Nick, I don't like your hair.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:07pm
and not because of the Vag, she did a good job and was....erhm...ON TIME
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:08pm
okay. Spinach party for EVERYONE!
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:08pm
And as far as it goes Diaz, I'm keeping and open mind til I read them. Whole new story from you. I'm pretty excited. So save your crying til the votes are in.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:09pm
You guys just haven't learned. That's what I bring to the table. Tension.
Avery was it Not Cool because I'm wrong or you didn't want people to know?
Matt, I understand.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:10pm
Dont let this ruin our bromance. It doesn't have to be this way.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:11pm
You two make a cute couple.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:11pm
Well, if you base it soley for being on time I will never win anything....Ever.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:11pm
Not cool because it's sexist and a little demeaning. But it's cool. Because there is no limit on that spinach pictured above.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:12pm
Utah if you want you can join the bromance. There's plenty of love for all of you.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:12pm
@Utah - I think I sense ANOTHER LR wedding!
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:14pm
AVERY!!!! Stop taking everything I say as a direct assault against you. It is just supposed to be light hearted and witty. I am NOT attacking you. Jokes Avery, jokes.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:15pm
@Diaz: Man, I appreciate, seriously. But long-distance relationships are so hard difficult.
@Avery: Looks like we just need someone to officiate.
Matt Attack
from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William FaulknerFebruary 17, 2012 - 3:15pm
@Avery, wait, people get married on her?
@Joe, meh
@Utah, Joe and I have always had a mancrush on your abs....just sayin....no homo
A Memoir told from the grave.
Wow- good prompt, I am down. I say winner get post praising the other. I dont think Ren has fully accepted yet...
See you at midnight.
See ya in 8 hours kiddies.
Just don't be like Diaz and spend the next several hours trolling the threads and then blame somebody else when you post late!
I'm not sayin nuthin, you know. I'm just sayin.
Diaz is dead to me.
How hard is it to write a story???
Geez. A bit melodramatic.
I'm gonna let that slide because you're name is a state.
Not only a state, but a patently crappy state.
At least the Dakotas have nifty missile silos.
Hey. Hey! HEY!
Well, yeah. Utah kinda is the shits. But not really. It's beautiful there. I grew up in the urban part. Drive five minutes, I'm hiking in the mountains.
Politically, though. Sure. You got me there.
Well. I always liked the shape of the state in general.
It's cause I work out.
That was quick.
That's cause I don't do much cardio. Sorry.
ah hah. ha ha.
wow.
Where is my competition???
He's finishing his story. Be chill. Stop thinking about my rock-hard abs.
Posted. Shut it. I haven't slept, I had to drive to White Marsh because my sister left her wallet in the house and decided to take a little day trip for breakfast. Kinda hard to pay if you have no money. Then I ate and now I finished my story and posted it. Now I am off to bed.
Thanks for stealing the thunder off my rock hard abs comment. God, you're insensitive.
"Stop thinking about my rock-hard abs."
Impossible.
"Posted."
FINALLY!
First draft done so now I can troll a bit.
@Avery, don't you ever criticize my completely useless threads again. Also, I like the kitty.
@Utah, get a better name!
@Joe, bout time! Also, welcome back. Also, Avery stole your V8.
Okay, dudes, I'm gonna post a poll for me and Diaz. I haven't done this before. So everybody WATCH OUT!
@Matt: You wrote a 2500 word story in like 30 minutes? That is fucking awesome.
Oh, and @Matt: get fucked! My name is retardo-fantastic (which means it's so good it makes people stupid).
Have at it. And you can't vote for yourself Avery!
Sorry for stealing the thunder about your rock hard abs Utah. But you're mormon and will forgive me. Yes, I just stereo typed you based on your name.
@Utah, "retardo-fantastic" you=win. And yeah, done.....shitting out the story is the easy part. Polishing the turd is the tough part. Also, nice abs. No homo.
Actually, you have to vote for yourself, otherwise you can't see the other votes. So I vote for me, you vote for you and it is a wash.
I know you did. And I don't forgive you. Not for the stereotype. But for the entire thought process behind it. I think I'm going to take up drinking and smoking again just so I can say, "Oh yeah? They don't do this, ya fuck, ya!" and also because I miss putting on my own shoes for work in the morning and discovering where I vomited the night before.
Retardo-Fantastic......That is probably the funniest thing I have heard since.....well, it''s been a while.
Awesome, I'll have one vote and it will be from myself. How sad.
Utah - don't do it. He isn't worth it.
Quit trying to wrangle in the pity votes.
It's not a popularity contest. If it was you would win that one too because you have a vagina. Though I may get Aliens vote.
I don't need any one's pity. I have plenty all by myself. No, I'm a depressed Fuck, but I don't tolerate any one else giving me pity. I think it's worthless to pity someone. Better to slap them in the face and tell them "Hey, why don't you get down off that cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and get the fuck over it."
Stolen line, but oh so good.
"because you have a vagina."
Hey, not cool.
Sorry dude, I realize we're cool like that, but after reviewing her shit (that was ON TIME) I told her she had my vote.
Well, I wouldn't actually be starting because of him. That's just the excuse I'd give my wife. So actually:
Thanks, Diaz!
Now everybody needs to inhale some ether, because it seems things are getting a bit tense all up in this joint.
Acutally, fuck the last thing I said. I'll add to it in the spirit of Writer-Battle:
Hey Nick, I don't like your hair.
and not because of the Vag, she did a good job and was....erhm...ON TIME
okay. Spinach party for EVERYONE!
And as far as it goes Diaz, I'm keeping and open mind til I read them. Whole new story from you. I'm pretty excited. So save your crying til the votes are in.
You guys just haven't learned. That's what I bring to the table. Tension.
Avery was it Not Cool because I'm wrong or you didn't want people to know?
Matt, I understand.
Dont let this ruin our bromance. It doesn't have to be this way.
You two make a cute couple.
Well, if you base it soley for being on time I will never win anything....Ever.
Not cool because it's sexist and a little demeaning. But it's cool. Because there is no limit on that spinach pictured above.
Utah if you want you can join the bromance. There's plenty of love for all of you.
@Utah - I think I sense ANOTHER LR wedding!
AVERY!!!! Stop taking everything I say as a direct assault against you. It is just supposed to be light hearted and witty. I am NOT attacking you. Jokes Avery, jokes.
@Diaz: Man, I appreciate, seriously. But long-distance relationships are so
harddifficult.@Avery: Looks like we just need someone to officiate.
@Avery, wait, people get married on her?
@Joe, meh
@Utah, Joe and I have always had a mancrush on your abs....just sayin....no homo