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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. May 14, 2012 - 6:20pm

I like that actress Laurie Laughlin I believe her name is, the avery lookalike but she doesn't get too many acting gigs. I know she was on the new 90210 for awhile as the mom.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 14, 2012 - 6:31pm

Awful show. Just awful. 

 

Side note: I feel bad for ignoring someone. I am just not feeling it any more, for a variety of reasons. I am not sure why I am writing it here, just getting my thoughts out in the ether.  Well, not ignoring, more like, blah. 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. May 14, 2012 - 6:34pm

Is it a woman? Did you put your penis in her?

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 14, 2012 - 6:35pm

Is it a man?  Did you put your penis in him?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 14, 2012 - 6:42pm

LOL @ Danny. You want to hear something weird. The SECOND I posted that, I got a text. Like right as I hit post. "Hey there, what are you doing?" If you could hear me sighing, well you can't, but I did. 

Yes, a woman. No, I won't tell you any sorted details. lol I'm a tease like that. 

EDIT: I am going to get back to trying to write. What I mean by that is, staring at the screen and hoping letters appear. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 14, 2012 - 6:37pm

LOL @ AD

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. May 14, 2012 - 6:47pm

You know if you have sex with a woman, its making a promise to love her for life so she has a right to stalk you ala Glenn Close Fatal Attraction style.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 14, 2012 - 6:52pm

Wow, so that's not creepy at all. The timing was a little strange though. I'll be honest, I don't think I am hot enough to stalk....I mean, I'm great and all....but not like stalker worthy

 

 

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 14, 2012 - 9:21pm

"I don't think I am hot enough to stalk...."

I am.

 

 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 14, 2012 - 9:12pm

<----- is outside Avery's window right now.  Dave's on his way.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 14, 2012 - 9:22pm

I'll make some cookies.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series May 15, 2012 - 3:25am

within 3 hours i've had way too many people in uniform knocking on my door. I think sleep at this point is wishful thinking.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 15, 2012 - 6:29am

Hey! You know what's fun!? Having a dead battery and waiting for a friend to come by and jump you! Lots of fun. 

 

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Grigori Black from US is reading Hannibal Rising May 15, 2012 - 7:24am

That sounds almost as much fun as draining my neighbor's battery. Heh. Good times.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce May 15, 2012 - 7:32am

jeez, mydad is an asshole. He bitches about everything, and whenever I need him, ie. to open the door when I've forgotten my keys, he isn't there.

Well, I'm going to be outside for around four hours, any idea what to do?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 15, 2012 - 8:15am

Go for a walk, Typewriter.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 15, 2012 - 8:17am

@Black, I only had to promise him the blood of my first born. It seemed fair. 

 

@Typie, walk. 

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Grigori Black from US is reading Hannibal Rising May 15, 2012 - 8:26am

Well, I'm going to be outside for around four hours, any idea what to do?

 

Go for a walk and turn it into a mind game: Take a look at what you're wearing and pick an article of clothing. Anyone else wearing something similar (or the same thing) is in your syndicate. Pick out an article of clothing on someone else and have that be a rival syndicate. Spend the afternoon imagining all the possible ways you can avoid/kill rival syndicate members. Even better, pick a random person as a target and follow them without being noticed. If the target notices you, you're dead. If they bump into a rival syndicate member, they're dead. Lather, rinse, repeat. It should give you tons of material for your story.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 15, 2012 - 8:31am

And also, if you're dead you won't be in such a hurry to get back into your house.

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Grigori Black from US is reading Hannibal Rising May 15, 2012 - 8:37am

And also, if you're dead you won't be in such a hurry to get back into your house.

We're not that lucky.

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Dwayne from Lexington, Ky. is reading Strangers in the Land by Stant Litore. May 15, 2012 - 8:38am

I'd suggest going someplace else near by.

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Grigori Black from US is reading Hannibal Rising May 15, 2012 - 8:40am

I'm sure there's a unmarked white van somewhere in the neighborhood. It's either full of homeland security dudes or a dude with candy. Either way, it's totally legit.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 15, 2012 - 9:05am

Lay in the grass, watch the clouds.  Make up that they look like things.  Say it aloud. 

 

Or kick down the door.  They deserve it for making you wait.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce May 15, 2012 - 9:06am

well that was fun. I followed someone for around twenty minutes, and then they went into a sex shop and didn't come out. I went home and my mom was there.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 15, 2012 - 9:09am

Grigory, you're changing the world one person at a time.  You've done a good thing today.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 15, 2012 - 10:11am

Matt - your hair looks really nice today.  Did you do something different?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 15, 2012 - 10:15am

Haha! Maybe it was the rain water. It was pouring down rain while I got my car going.....you look really purty too. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 15, 2012 - 10:16am

you look really purty too.

Thank you.  Hillbilly.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 15, 2012 - 10:18am

@Utah, I don't live in the mountains  anymore. I am sophisticated now. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 15, 2012 - 10:20am

I think that dude on the right might be my cousin.  The dude on the left is quite obviously his girlfriend.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 15, 2012 - 10:30am

They are classy. 

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jacks_username from Louisville, Kentucky is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland May 15, 2012 - 3:42pm

Matt has sexy feathered hair. 

(Yeah I'm a little late.)

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 15, 2012 - 3:50pm

Aw, get over here ya big lug

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Grigori Black from US is reading Hannibal Rising May 15, 2012 - 5:42pm

Grigory*, you're changing the world one person at a time.  You've done a good thing today**.

Sometimes you just have to work with the cards your dealt. I tried doing group rates, but the UN had issues with it. Apparantly there's some convention in Geneva that dislikes ethnic cleansing or something like that. 

 

*Two I's. No 'Y'. Never ask why. Do you know what happened to the last person who asked why***?

 

**Don't tell anyone. I have a reputation to maintain. 

 

 

***No one does. 

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Dave from Texas is reading constantly May 15, 2012 - 6:07pm

I will patiently beat the hell out of those whites 

 

 

Great line.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 15, 2012 - 6:08pm

What?

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 15, 2012 - 6:40pm

Need to add that to the out of context thread.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 6:24am

So I was packing last night. I found my model train set from when I was a boy. It was nice. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 16, 2012 - 8:20am

So you called your best friend who you told not to talk to you and said, "Hey, sorry about all that, I've just been really anxious about not having any trains in my life.  Problem solved!  You should come over and play trains.  Plus, I'm told my hair is truly wonderful."

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 8:35am

Your hair is better than mine. I did call my best friend. She was cool. It wasn't about trains. She said I should be more flexible. I do remember my mother driving everywhere to get me train stuff. Before that it was Star Trek, before that it was dinosaurs. 

 

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 16, 2012 - 9:54am

"It wasn't about trains

It's always about trains.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 16, 2012 - 10:19am

She said I should be more flexible.

Sounds like somebody's about to get catapulted right out of the friend zone.  Get busy on that yoga, boy!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 10:23am

Ha! We put each other in the freindzone. We'd never work as a couple. EVER. Flexible as in, not everything has to be my way, or go along with my rules. Cut people slack, give people a chance, ect ect ect go with the flow...that sort of thing. Compromise. She's right of course. Just something I should work on. Grow as a person ect ect 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 16, 2012 - 10:27am

Flexible as in

Being able to put your ankles behind your ears.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 10:34am

No dice. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 10:57am

Well this is neat. Looks like a run on European banks...kind of.... LINK

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 16, 2012 - 11:03am

I've found that the thing I use most in life, with the most consistently positive results, is my  flexibility.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 11:07am

I can't decide if that is thinly veiled innuendo, or actual interpersonal dynamics. I suppose a third option would be gymnastics. 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 16, 2012 - 2:15pm

So the senior VP of the region is here in my office today (my bosses, bosses, bosses, bosses, boss). Actually, she is sitting two cubicles from me and she is somehow near my age and hot as crap. 

This is unsettling on several levels. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 16, 2012 - 6:23pm

So now I have a Twitter account.  Which I guess means I have to stop making fun of Twitter accounts.