Entertainment : Battle for the Last Post!

I was attempting to type that noise Whitney Houston made in that song, but it doesn't translate well visually.

AH-IAIAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love YOOOOOOoOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOU.

See? Terrible.

Also, anyone know where to get a lot of free boxes? I really don't feel like buying all that cardboard just to throw them away, seems wasteful. I am only going to move so often and don't plan on keeping them. 

Maybe I could build a fort though. 

They always say they threw them away and don't save them. Bastards. 

I know, right?

I fucking love Utah!

C'est une bonne chose!!

My senior year in high school, I couldn't get into a study hall - schedule conflicts - so despite already taking two years of Spanish, I decided to take French one with the good looking basketball coach who started that year.  On the first day, after class let out, Coach Cline pulled me to the side and mentioned that he appreciated my enthusiasm for learning, not many seniors signed up for a new language.  I looked at him and said, "Come on, Mike, let's not fuck around.  We both know why I'm here".

So after a trip to see the guidance counselors, I got my schedule re-worked so I could have study hall instead.  Oddly, Coach Cline was my study hall advisor.

Also, I learned something new. Cats are the only animals that domesticated themselves. I am pretty sure this proves dogs are better than cats. Our Paleolithic ancestors chose to keep dogs around, cats just sort of showed up. 

You could have just gotten into trouble. Dentention was somewhere I got a lot of homework done (if I bothered to do it at all). However, I worked on my bus drivers farm and he was cousins with the principal, so I rarely got detention for any of the shit I did. 

"Tommy, I need Matt to roundbail this afternoon.

"Alright, Matt, you'll have to do dentention some other day."

"Ok, whatever."
 

My friend sent me a copy of a picture he found in an old scrapbook, it's of me.  I have apparently been cut out of the surrounding photo, pasted to a white piece of paper, and one of my arms has been severed.  I can't figure out if I should be terrified or not."

Oy. Again with  this shit? Like first it was....wait, what was it...mirror eyes and some strange oral fixation. 

Why get in trouble?"

Because I was bored.

There's no nostalgia like the nostalgia of finding out someone has made a voodoo doll of you.  Makes you feel pretty special.

Well, I went ahead and emailed him and asked why my arm was missing. Seemed like a legitimate question.  He said it was because I had a cigarette in the other hand, and he wanted to crop it out.

Which doesn't sound exactly legitimate, but close enough I'll buy it.

I do need to quit though. I never will, but I'll keep saying that so people think I will. 

LOL

I quit smoking almost 8 years ago.  I'm allowed to give weak-willed people shit for smoking.

I thought doing things even though you know they're bad required a strong will.

Aw, man...

I need to reread all that stuff.

It really doesn't matter who goes.  All that matters is that the Rangers will win."

Lies. What really matters is: I will be right near home plate and will be able to throw beer bottles at the Rangers. LOL

Ah.  TD.  You're a card.

BATTLE ROYALE!!

@Doll - what would you have done if he just politely turned you down, or just said I know and winked?

I just like saying "BATTLE ROYALE!!"

It's catchy.

Tom Gabel, the singer for Against Me! is going to become a woman. 

Also, my candy drawer is void of candy.

That's what the he-she said.  ZING!