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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce April 30, 2012 - 3:36pm

damn, that sucks

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Jose F. Diaz from East Coast is reading short novels by various authors that change so much it isn't worth posting here. April 30, 2012 - 6:08pm

Wooohoooo I have the last post.....for now.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce April 30, 2012 - 6:09pm

NEVER

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Jose F. Diaz from East Coast is reading short novels by various authors that change so much it isn't worth posting here. April 30, 2012 - 6:12pm

Bullshit Typo. Bullshit!

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce April 30, 2012 - 6:21pm

typo? that's not me. This is typo.

 

I started this thread, and dammit I will finish it.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series April 30, 2012 - 9:56pm

No you won't.

You'll start it, and feel real passionate about it. Then you'll cause a scene about it in front of distant relatives with ties to people who could have offered you a step up in this cruel world. You'll continue believing in your cause though the real reasons you started it in the first place start to fester under the surface. Your need for attention, your curly hair, your pet frog that was missing a leg. Whatever. You'll realize the thread is just a mask you hide behind because you don't want to face life's real problems. Like that mess on the floor of the refrigerator. You know the one. No one else is going to clean it for you. Eventually you stop being involved in social circles. You focus only on the thread. You focus so hard you forget the whole point and the thread crumbles around you. Next thing you know you're sitting alone, stealing a second hand satellite signal and watching reruns of the short lived "For Better Or For Worse" cartoon at four in the morning over a pint of Cherry Garcia, and Doc Joe slides in and takes your thread for a ride. But if you never know, you won't be hurt. 

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series April 30, 2012 - 10:11pm

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 1, 2012 - 10:50am

Wow.  I almost decided to shoot myself after your post, Meat.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 1, 2012 - 10:57am

For me, the mess in the refrigerator is a hole in the bathroom floor. 

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce May 1, 2012 - 11:47am

I'm not discouraged, Meat.

You gave me your best shot, and you failed.

 

My world is through kaliedescopic lenses. What may be horrifying and morbid for you, may be cute to me, and something that highly disturbs me may be a daily occourence for you. The thing is, is that I'm a tough stone to crack. I honsetly don't give a fuck about what most people think, so...

yes.

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 1, 2012 - 12:08pm

Someone want to explain to me what the hell

 

Oh forget it. 

Side note: 

I started a novel, 60 pages in currently. Everyone seems to like it. Woot

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 1, 2012 - 12:55pm

"Everyone seems to like it."

If you'd like, I can probably fix that for you. 

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series May 1, 2012 - 1:12pm

But, Typey, did you at least enjoy your potato salad?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 1, 2012 - 1:32pm

If you'd like, I can probably fix that for you."

Bwhahahaha! I'm sure you could. 

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 1, 2012 - 1:50pm

I've always sort of felt like God put me on Earth to keep everyone's ego in check. 

Whenever anyone starts to feel confident, I'll be there! 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 1, 2012 - 2:00pm

There is no God and you are his prophet. LOL 

There is a difference between confidence and arrogance, one should be torn down, the other should be built up, just my thing though. Ego is a fragile thing, especially for authors and without it, nothing gets done. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 1, 2012 - 2:34pm

Exactly. 

Pump up the arrogance!

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 1, 2012 - 2:42pm

No, I'm pretty sure the world needs me to take it down a notch. 

See there, you were trying to tempt me, Devil, but i'm doing the Lord's work.

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jyh from the center of the universe is reading Cyclonopedia FTW May 1, 2012 - 2:53pm

EDIT - the silent treatment

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 1, 2012 - 3:00pm

Started to feel sort of insignificant, didn't you?

You're welcome.

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jyh from the center of the universe is reading Cyclonopedia FTW May 1, 2012 - 3:05pm

No, I just figured you had stuff like work to do.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 1, 2012 - 3:11pm

Silly assumption.

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jyh from the center of the universe is reading Cyclonopedia FTW May 1, 2012 - 3:13pm

You know what they say about people who make silly assumptions, right?

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Jose F. Diaz from East Coast is reading short novels by various authors that change so much it isn't worth posting here. May 1, 2012 - 3:14pm

I am now in Florence, Italy.

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jyh from the center of the universe is reading Cyclonopedia FTW May 1, 2012 - 3:15pm

They're freakin' awesome!

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jyh from the center of the universe is reading Cyclonopedia FTW May 1, 2012 - 3:15pm

Doc cut my rhythm, all the way from Italy.

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Jose F. Diaz from East Coast is reading short novels by various authors that change so much it isn't worth posting here. May 1, 2012 - 3:18pm

I like random thoughts.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. May 1, 2012 - 5:32pm

Eat spaghetti, I hear its good. Also get laid without paying for it.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 1, 2012 - 5:39pm

Joe, I have reflected on Alien's comment and I have this to say:

There are those who tell you it is better to receive your...recreational experiences...from an enthusiastic amateur rather than a pro.  So I will ask you this:  would you rather an enthusiastic amateur pack your parachute, or a pro?

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series May 1, 2012 - 5:43pm

Amateur. I haven't paid for a professional in a dog's age.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce May 1, 2012 - 6:02pm

is "pack your parachute" an innuendo?

If so, I'd prefer to pack the amateur's, tyvm, but I'd like a pro to pack mine,

If actually, then I want to do it myself.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. May 1, 2012 - 6:06pm

I think I would be too grossed out thinking of all the parachutes this pro has packed, I mean they literally could have packed hundreds of parachutes and after awhile, those parachutes don't pull out like they used to.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 1, 2012 - 6:08pm

To which I will add, just because you do something a lot does not necessarily make you a pro. Because you have to wonder, are they really striving to improve their technique there? 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. May 1, 2012 - 6:18pm

More likely to survive or get money for rent. If your hooker's baby is crying in the other room, can you still keep it up? Now there's a good question.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 1, 2012 - 6:20pm

"If your hooker's baby is crying in the other room, can you still keep it up? Now there's a good question."

That IS a good question, and one I would like added to most job applications.  I think that would tell me more than "What are your five year goals".

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Dwayne from Lexington, Ky. is reading Strangers in the Land by Stant Litore. May 1, 2012 - 8:33pm

How about, "Are you that guy? Every place on earth from the atheist club meeting, the church meeting, the hospital, the Burger King, all of them have that guy. Are you that guy? Because I don't need that guy."

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 1, 2012 - 8:37pm

My favorite interview question: Working here is a lot like being on meth.  Know what I mean?

 

 

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DorianxGrey from Transexual, Transylvania is reading A Storm of Swords by George R. R. Martin May 1, 2012 - 8:47pm

Yes. I mean, no! I mean.... what?

This reminds me, I have some Breaking Bad to catch up on.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 2, 2012 - 7:58am

Here is a random thought. 

I'm afraid of being too nice in real life so, periodically I am a dick to people for no good reason. 

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 2, 2012 - 8:08am

I don't care about that.

 

It's Derby weekend, guys!

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 2, 2012 - 8:11am

No? 

Manchester City played Manchester United on Monday.  That was the derby. 

Oh wait, you mean some hillbilly boxcar thing. 

Dumb.

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Grigori Black from US is reading Hannibal Rising May 2, 2012 - 8:18am

I honsetly don't give a fuck about what most people think, so...

 

Funny, most of the people who really don't give a fuck are too busy doing something else to be bothered to keep telling people they don't give a fuck or explain how little of a fuck they actually give.

 

 

 

 

 

So... anybody else bored out of their skull right now?

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 2, 2012 - 8:21am

@Black, What? I wasn't paying attention. What are you talking about?

I need to find a craft essay on outlining but can't find shit. 

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Grigori Black from US is reading Hannibal Rising May 2, 2012 - 8:35am

Yeah, I'm ready to stab myself in the neck with a pen. Whoever they got to voice these Defense Security Service briefs should be shot. Only 70+ hours to go. Blarg.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 2, 2012 - 8:46am

<----  gives a fuck.  Like, pathologically.  I'm a sucker for approval.

Just say you like me.  That you think I'm a genius.  That you want to have my children because I am a model of genetic perfection.  That's really all I ask. 

Aside from that, I really don't give a fuck either.  But I'd be happy to take one.  Not necessarily indiscriminately.  I'm actually pretty choosy.  It's something I give a fuck about.

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Grigori Black from US is reading Hannibal Rising May 2, 2012 - 8:59am

If you're a defender of anything, I'd say you're pre-disposed to giving (and occasionally getting) a fuck about something.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 2, 2012 - 9:06am

Dammit, I am a neurotic mass of contradictions.

I'm actually Woody Allen.  True story.  Except I'm not a pedophile.  I stopped being Woody Allen after the split with Diane Keaton (seriously, Mia Farrow?  Even Woody Allen couldn't be Woody Allen during the Mia Farrow years.).

 

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King May 2, 2012 - 9:24am

"Oh wait, you mean some hillbilly boxcar thing."

Seriously?  No, the Kentucky Derby.  You know, horses?  Mint juleps?  Hats? 

The fucking Derby.

 

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner May 2, 2012 - 9:29am

I don't like horse people despite my mother being one and having a few myself growing up. Also, I don't like gambling. 

They're just so damn stuck up. Mostly the girls who showed English. 

@Utah, you wouldn't be a writer without being a walking contradiction. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry May 2, 2012 - 9:31am

A derby is a hat.