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Dave from Texas is reading constantly March 23, 2012 - 2:46pm

O ye of little faith.

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jacks_username from Louisville, Kentucky is reading Flashover by Gordon Highland March 23, 2012 - 2:48pm

Mr. Coyote says it all.

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SConley from Texas is reading Inherent Vice March 23, 2012 - 3:02pm

Nearby coworkers are mad at me and not talking to me because i told them eariler that they're all getting on my nerves, especially the ones who find the need to stop at my computer and watch what i'm doing all nosey, like it's really THAT interesting. LIC, MFs.

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Dave from Texas is reading constantly March 23, 2012 - 3:04pm

Have they no sense of office ettiquette?

 

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SConley from Texas is reading Inherent Vice March 23, 2012 - 3:12pm

This is the nosiest place i've ever worked and gossip is rampant. It's childish, really.

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Dave from Texas is reading constantly March 23, 2012 - 4:11pm

Sounds like....WORK!  Yeah, that's always the most aggravating part of any job I've had...the gossip and behind the back stuff...especially when people decide to make shit up when there's nothing true to talk about.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce March 25, 2012 - 4:47pm

yay! artistically drawn hand today! also: I made a dam, so that if anyone tries to attack my lair unwanted, they are DROWNED! DROWNED, I TELL YOU. Also: homework and writing

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce March 26, 2012 - 11:27am

dammit =_= my little brother's friend is so hot...

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 26, 2012 - 12:00pm

Dude, younger siblings' friends are totally fair game.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce March 26, 2012 - 1:10pm

Yeah. My little brother's fourteen and like five of his friends are really really hot hipsters. I'm fucking TORN :(

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce March 26, 2012 - 1:11pm

I mean like, 8-9/10 androgenous boys and 7.5 ish girls..

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Dwayne from Lexington, Ky. is reading Strangers in the Land by Stant Litore. March 26, 2012 - 3:14pm

Type, how old are you?

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 26, 2012 - 3:21pm

He's too young for you, Dwayne.  Sorry.

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Dwayne from Lexington, Ky. is reading Strangers in the Land by Stant Litore. March 26, 2012 - 3:30pm

You just always want to be the center of attention. Don't be that guy.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 26, 2012 - 3:31pm

Girl.  I'm that girl. 

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Dwayne from Lexington, Ky. is reading Strangers in the Land by Stant Litore. March 26, 2012 - 3:36pm

Gender has zero to do with being that guy.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 26, 2012 - 4:26pm

Or with winning battle for the last post, for that matter.

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Dwayne from Lexington, Ky. is reading Strangers in the Land by Stant Litore. March 27, 2012 - 7:44am

Being a guy helps actully. 

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 27, 2012 - 8:13am

I think it helps to say dull things no one wants to talk about. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry March 27, 2012 - 8:35am

I don't particularly enjoy cole slaw.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 27, 2012 - 8:56am

I don't like it at all.

 

It doesn't hurt I have an opinion about everything, and am very stubborn.

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Grigori Black from US is reading Hannibal Rising March 27, 2012 - 8:58am

How stubborn?

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 27, 2012 - 9:01am

You have no idea.  Growing up they used to say i was more stubborn than Millie Pool and Beulah James combined.  Which might not mean much to you, but trust me, it's stubborn.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce March 27, 2012 - 12:44pm

@Dwayne, I'm sixteen, 5'5 tall, i weigh 62kg, and I have midlength black hair, ie, almost touches my shoulders

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Dwayne from Lexington, Ky. is reading Strangers in the Land by Stant Litore. March 27, 2012 - 12:58pm

@Type - Then you crushing on those in the 14 year old age group is normal. I was wondering.

@Doll - Dull is helpful, but a guy saying dull things works better then a woman saying dull things. There are always a few sad men who will do ANYTHING to interact with a woman, not so true for a man.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce March 28, 2012 - 11:30am

@Dwayne, it's normal, but I dont want to be crushing on anyone at the moment

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 28, 2012 - 11:45am

@Typie, sometimes we don't have a choice. 

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series March 28, 2012 - 1:59pm

PROFUNDA SMASH!!!!

RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE!

I hate computers. I HATE THEM!

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce March 28, 2012 - 2:51pm

oh hi meaty.

@matty, dont i know it. Story TIMES! On my first day of high school, I walk into class and HOLYFUCKINGSHIT there's an incredibly cute....guy. Then, I think; wait wtf i...im not gay dammit yes i am fucking hell. Hello, two years of closeted joy!!!!!!

(Then i discover I'm pan)

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Dwayne from Lexington, Ky. is reading Strangers in the Land by Stant Litore. March 28, 2012 - 3:01pm

@Type - Age wise yeah. Other than that I have no idea what you meant. I wasn't even sure you were a guy.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 28, 2012 - 3:13pm

@Typie, there is a saying out there...

"Meeting someone is fate, becoming someones friend is a choice, but falling in love is completely beyond control."

I think I have it wrong, but you get the gist. 

Also, it's about to thunderstorm outside!!!! That has nothing to do with homoerotic underage romances, I just love  thunderstorms! 

 

@Meat, cheer up girl-hulk! 

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 28, 2012 - 9:57pm

Dwayne, I want to like you but sometimes you make it really hard. 

 

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jyh from the center of the universe is reading Cyclonopedia FTW March 28, 2012 - 10:10pm

One time this guy told me my voice made him hard, but I didn't believe him.

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Dwayne from Lexington, Ky. is reading Strangers in the Land by Stant Litore. March 28, 2012 - 10:47pm

I'd never seen the kid bring up his gender before, that makes me a bad guy?

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. March 29, 2012 - 1:03am

I'm talking more about the way you act towards avery. 

@JY--you should believe it.

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Nikki Guerlain from Portlandia is reading Necronomicon Book Three March 29, 2012 - 3:47am

Boobs.

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Grigori Black from US is reading Hannibal Rising March 29, 2012 - 6:35am

What? where?

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Dwayne from Lexington, Ky. is reading Strangers in the Land by Stant Litore. March 29, 2012 - 7:10am

It'll be okay.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce March 29, 2012 - 1:43pm

@Matty, nope, not at all. Not even one droplet of delicious homoerotica sauce on the pancake of daily pathetic fallacy and  emotion.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 29, 2012 - 1:47pm

I'm eating sunflower seeds and pretending they are food. 

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade March 29, 2012 - 6:06pm

I ate a pork chop covered with Sweet Baby Ray's Honey Barbeque sauce, cheesy dirty mashed potatoes, cheesy broccholi, and baked cinnamon apples for dessert.

Now I have barbeque sauce on my notebook monitor screen. I don't think it's gonna clean off...

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 29, 2012 - 8:05pm

I went to taco bell for dinner.  fml.

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Dave from Texas is reading constantly March 29, 2012 - 8:10pm

Sad face.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 29, 2012 - 8:14pm

I know.

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jyh from the center of the universe is reading Cyclonopedia FTW March 29, 2012 - 8:32pm

I smoke too much so I'm thinking about switching to cigarillos.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 29, 2012 - 9:35pm

@Matty, nope, not at all. Not even one droplet of delicious homoerotica sauce on the pancake of daily pathetic fallacy and  emotion."

@Typie! Haha, well if you're making your....pancake.....a choice, then good on ya.....if they aren't interested in you, fuck em, their loss, they aren't worth your time...there are plenty of other people out there who will like....hrm... homoerotic syrup. LOL
 

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series March 30, 2012 - 12:37am

I just choked on a chickpea.

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Matt Attack from Richmond, Va. is reading As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner March 30, 2012 - 4:23am

*heimlich*

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce March 30, 2012 - 9:57am

@Matty. yes definitley, but what annoys me is when dumbasses or people who I otherwise don't like have a crush on me. Or vice versa.

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averydoll from Kentucky is reading Lisey's Story by Stephen King March 30, 2012 - 10:01am

@Typewriter - Amen.  Stop falling in love with me, people.  Shit's getting old.

 

Nah, but really, it's just a compliment.  Let them crush.