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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce February 8, 2012 - 6:47pm

I watched a bit of Harold and Kumar with my class. I've had a revelation.

American Gay Humour= Lol, a gay person is hitting on the hero. ie. H&K

British Gay Humour= Lol, two guys live with each other and have massive sexual tension but aren't gay (which they totally are) ie. Sherlock.

Danish Gay Humour= Lol, two same sex straight people got drunk and fucked. ie....uh, idontknow.jpg

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J.Dulouz from New England is reading The Sirens of Titan February 9, 2012 - 7:49am

Dulouz tip toes in, in an attempt to silently claim the last post. Could it be so simple?

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce February 9, 2012 - 7:59am

Fuck no. 

Demigod gives Dulouz a Chelsea Smile.

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 9, 2012 - 8:35am

are those some kind of backwards Siamese Bunnymen?

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J.Dulouz from New England is reading The Sirens of Titan February 9, 2012 - 8:59am

...and Dulouz falls to the ground, with his new-found, ultra-wide smile, and dies...but not before scrawling out in the grass "Typewriter Demigod", in his own red blood...

(and even in death, he feels revels in the glory of the last post)

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce February 9, 2012 - 9:27am

heh, fair enough.

@Meaty it's a screen shot from a game called Lugaru, where you play as anthropomorphic bunnys and kill each other. It's ghoulish, but really fun.

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. February 9, 2012 - 9:30am

British Gay Humour= Lol, two guys live with each other and have massive sexual tension but aren't gay (which they totally are) ie. Sherlock.

Phil's facebook pictures... hahaha. Just kidding.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 12:36pm

Hahaha Jack. I often think Jack and Phil have amazing chemistry, too bad they aren't gay, I think they would complete each other.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 9, 2012 - 1:09pm

That would truly be a Jerry McGuire moment.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 1:12pm

I can even picture the big sloppy man kiss and Phil lifting Jack in his arms, "You complete me" and Jack goes "Ditto".

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 9, 2012 - 1:15pm

I think you are mixing your movies.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 1:20pm

Then the righteous brothers starts to play as they sit over a ceramics urn. Whoopi goldberg is there for some reason and then he goes, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about literature, only you" and then they find out what Rosebud means and Old Yeller gets shot and Annie says the sun will come out tomorrow.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 9, 2012 - 1:26pm

I will accept that only if they all die in the freezing ocean.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 9, 2012 - 1:30pm

What the hell does Rosebud even mean? I never understood. I mean, I know it was his sled, but what, is his love for that single material object supposed to justify an entire life of short sighted materialism?

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 1:32pm

Exactly, nick! Like when Paris Hilton dies and calls out for Barbie.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 9, 2012 - 1:35pm

@nk - it was a symbol of his childhood.

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Dave from a city near you is reading constantly February 9, 2012 - 1:47pm

So Im not the only one unsure of Phil and Jacks FB shenanigans. I dont feel so bad now.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 9, 2012 - 1:58pm

Thanks for all the LitReactors who have added me as a FB friend.  I have been having a great time Facebook stalking you  guys!

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 9, 2012 - 2:26pm

While it's been fun being stalked, it is a bit creepy catching you peeping into my living room window.  Tough to hide a face that pale at night, but you could try.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 9, 2012 - 2:35pm

I only come out at night - as evidence by the pale.  I also have no reflection and have to photoshop all my pictures because I appear see-though. 

 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 9, 2012 - 2:37pm

Only at night.  So you're more Vampire Diaries than Twilight. 

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 9, 2012 - 2:38pm

I never sparkle. 

Except I do have oddly white teeth.  Which glare occasionally in direct light. 

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 9, 2012 - 3:32pm

I win.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 9, 2012 - 3:33pm

You Lost!

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 3:35pm

Actually the Vampire diaries guys can walk in sunlight because they have magic rings. Don't ask how I know that lol

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 9, 2012 - 3:37pm

Probably the same way I know.  Your wife told you, right?  I mean, your wife didn't tell me, but mine told me.  Your wife told you, mine told me.  About the rings.  Yeah?

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 3:41pm

Sure, we will go with that lol Actually I like that show. Its like Buffy the Vampire Slayer used to be. Plus the vampires actually kill, the werewolves are cool and that one witch chick is awesome. She can start fires with her mind.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 9, 2012 - 3:43pm

Drew Barrymore?

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 3:45pm

Plus everyone on the show is incredibly hot, men and women and there is lots of sex.

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce February 9, 2012 - 3:55pm

guys...guys! I found something really fucking funny. I got an email from a website, saying they'd give me a 5-6 page report on my manuscript for the fantastic, discount price of....$200. Fuck that. Why would I EVER need that when I have all of you guys?

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 9, 2012 - 4:03pm

Because I intentionally give bad advice at random.  So do several other people.  I won't say who, cuz I promised.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 9, 2012 - 4:12pm

How can it be both intentional and random? Do you have control of it or not?

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 9, 2012 - 4:13pm

He does it intentionally, but chooses the victims out of a hat.

I've said too much.

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mattmicheliworl... from Austin, TX is reading The Catcher in the Rye February 9, 2012 - 4:27pm

Are you guys on team Stephen or team Damon?

Here's another show for you: An American Horror Story. Any of you folks watch it? It's a damn good show and the maid (when young) is one of the hottest actresses I've seen lately. But seriously, how long could you go on living in a house knowing that there are gay ghosts, a leather gimp having sex with your wife, who also happens to be a ghost, and your daughter is trying to off herself??? I think after the first season, I'd be out of there...

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mattmicheliworl... from Austin, TX is reading The Catcher in the Rye February 9, 2012 - 4:30pm

also, @averydoll: I hadn't facebooked ya but I found you on the ole' Twatter. You now have 1 new follower. Congratz.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 4:32pm

alaric and JeremyTeam Damon all the way. Although evil Stephan could take me to poundtown. Then again Tyler is hot and Klaus is evil sexy. I would fuck the entire cast honestly. Even Alaric and Jeremy.

The maid was hot, I loved when she bit off that guy's dick. Tate was so bipolar awesome. Next season its a new house and a new cast.

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 9, 2012 - 4:59pm

"@averydoll: I hadn't facebooked ya but I found you on the ole' Twatter. You now have 1 new follower. Congratz."

I noticed.  Thanks.  Be prepared for dull Tweets!  I followed back because I'm pretty awesome like that.

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mattmicheliworl... from Austin, TX is reading The Catcher in the Rye February 9, 2012 - 5:00pm

@averydoll...Niiice.

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Nick Wilczynski from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin February 9, 2012 - 9:15pm

I wanted to do some reviews today, instead I got distracted and did that.

I've had like 3 anthology stories on my laptop for a week now, but I just haven't made much progress. Sorry.

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aliensoul77 from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall. February 9, 2012 - 10:30pm

I hear Granny Gang Bangs are the new amputee porn.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 10, 2012 - 6:29am

@Nick:  Now you see from my experience why you don't tell Avery anything.

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Christopher Jar... from New Mexico is reading On the Road February 10, 2012 - 7:01am

bah dah chss

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avery of the dead from Kentucky is reading Cipher Sisters February 10, 2012 - 7:07am

"Now you see from my experience why you don't tell Avery anything."

I was like, "Why?  What'd I do??  It's so early!" 

But then I was like, "Oh.  Yeah.  True."

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Typewriter Demigod from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by Joyce February 10, 2012 - 6:27pm

I feel so fucking proud of myself. I managed to find four streets where Benedict Cumberbatch almost definitly lives on, in under half an hour.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 10, 2012 - 6:42pm

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Profunda Saint-... from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series February 10, 2012 - 6:52pm

I like that the dog in the back is totally laughing at his wussy friends.

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 10, 2012 - 6:58pm

I didn't catch that. Brownie for you.

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Boone Spaulding from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova Parade February 14, 2012 - 9:22pm

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Jose F. Diaz from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel February 12, 2012 - 12:40am

I heard another person died because of cocaine. I forget who.

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Utah from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry February 12, 2012 - 4:01pm

I wonder if Bobby Brown is proud of himself today.