Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceFebruary 8, 2012 - 6:47pm
I watched a bit of Harold and Kumar with my class. I've had a revelation.
American Gay Humour= Lol, a gay person is hitting on the hero. ie. H&K
British Gay Humour= Lol, two guys live with each other and have massive sexual tension but aren't gay (which they totally are) ie. Sherlock.
Danish Gay Humour= Lol, two same sex straight people got drunk and fucked. ie....uh, idontknow.jpg
J.Dulouz
from New England is reading The Sirens of TitanFebruary 9, 2012 - 7:49am
Dulouz tip toes in, in an attempt to silently claim the last post. Could it be so simple?
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceFebruary 9, 2012 - 7:59am
Fuck no.
Demigod gives Dulouz a Chelsea Smile.
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesFebruary 9, 2012 - 8:35am
are those some kind of backwards Siamese Bunnymen?
J.Dulouz
from New England is reading The Sirens of TitanFebruary 9, 2012 - 8:59am
...and Dulouz falls to the ground, with his new-found, ultra-wide smile, and dies...but not before scrawling out in the grass "Typewriter Demigod", in his own red blood...
(and even in death, he feels revels in the glory of the last post)
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceFebruary 9, 2012 - 9:27am
heh, fair enough.
@Meaty it's a screen shot from a game called Lugaru, where you play as anthropomorphic bunnys and kill each other. It's ghoulish, but really fun.
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February 9, 2012 - 9:30am
British Gay Humour= Lol, two guys live with each other and have massive sexual tension but aren't gay (which they totally are) ie. Sherlock.
Phil's facebook pictures... hahaha. Just kidding.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 9, 2012 - 12:36pm
Hahaha Jack. I often think Jack and Phil have amazing chemistry, too bad they aren't gay, I think they would complete each other.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 9, 2012 - 1:09pm
That would truly be a Jerry McGuire moment.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 9, 2012 - 1:12pm
I can even picture the big sloppy man kiss and Phil lifting Jack in his arms, "You complete me" and Jack goes "Ditto".
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 9, 2012 - 1:15pm
I think you are mixing your movies.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 9, 2012 - 1:20pm
Then the righteous brothers starts to play as they sit over a ceramics urn. Whoopi goldberg is there for some reason and then he goes, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about literature, only you" and then they find out what Rosebud means and Old Yeller gets shot and Annie says the sun will come out tomorrow.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 9, 2012 - 1:26pm
I will accept that only if they all die in the freezing ocean.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinFebruary 9, 2012 - 1:30pm
What the hell does Rosebud even mean? I never understood. I mean, I know it was his sled, but what, is his love for that single material object supposed to justify an entire life of short sighted materialism?
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 9, 2012 - 1:32pm
Exactly, nick! Like when Paris Hilton dies and calls out for Barbie.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 9, 2012 - 1:35pm
@nk - it was a symbol of his childhood.
Dave
from a city near you is reading constantlyFebruary 9, 2012 - 1:47pm
So Im not the only one unsure of Phil and Jacks FB shenanigans. I dont feel so bad now.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 9, 2012 - 1:58pm
Thanks for all the LitReactors who have added me as a FB friend. I have been having a great time Facebook stalking you guys!
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 9, 2012 - 2:26pm
While it's been fun being stalked, it is a bit creepy catching you peeping into my living room window. Tough to hide a face that pale at night, but you could try.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 9, 2012 - 2:35pm
I only come out at night - as evidence by the pale. I also have no reflection and have to photoshop all my pictures because I appear see-though.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 9, 2012 - 2:37pm
Only at night. So you're more Vampire Diaries than Twilight.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 9, 2012 - 2:38pm
I never sparkle.
Except I do have oddly white teeth. Which glare occasionally in direct light.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 9, 2012 - 3:32pm
I win.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 9, 2012 - 3:33pm
You Lost!
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 9, 2012 - 3:35pm
Actually the Vampire diaries guys can walk in sunlight because they have magic rings. Don't ask how I know that lol
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 9, 2012 - 3:37pm
Probably the same way I know. Your wife told you, right? I mean, your wife didn't tell me, but mine told me. Your wife told you, mine told me. About the rings. Yeah?
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 9, 2012 - 3:41pm
Sure, we will go with that lol Actually I like that show. Its like Buffy the Vampire Slayer used to be. Plus the vampires actually kill, the werewolves are cool and that one witch chick is awesome. She can start fires with her mind.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 9, 2012 - 3:43pm
Drew Barrymore?
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 9, 2012 - 3:45pm
Plus everyone on the show is incredibly hot, men and women and there is lots of sex.
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceFebruary 9, 2012 - 3:55pm
guys...guys! I found something really fucking funny. I got an email from a website, saying they'd give me a 5-6 page report on my manuscript for the fantastic, discount price of....$200. Fuck that. Why would I EVER need that when I have all of you guys?
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 9, 2012 - 4:03pm
Because I intentionally give bad advice at random. So do several other people. I won't say who, cuz I promised.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinFebruary 9, 2012 - 4:12pm
How can it be both intentional and random? Do you have control of it or not?
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 9, 2012 - 4:13pm
He does it intentionally, but chooses the victims out of a hat.
I've said too much.
mattmicheliworl...
from Austin, TX is reading The Catcher in the RyeFebruary 9, 2012 - 4:27pm
Are you guys on team Stephen or team Damon?
Here's another show for you: An American Horror Story. Any of you folks watch it? It's a damn good show and the maid (when young) is one of the hottest actresses I've seen lately. But seriously, how long could you go on living in a house knowing that there are gay ghosts, a leather gimp having sex with your wife, who also happens to be a ghost, and your daughter is trying to off herself??? I think after the first season, I'd be out of there...
mattmicheliworl...
from Austin, TX is reading The Catcher in the RyeFebruary 9, 2012 - 4:30pm
also, @averydoll: I hadn't facebooked ya but I found you on the ole' Twatter. You now have 1 new follower. Congratz.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 9, 2012 - 4:32pm
alaric and JeremyTeam Damon all the way. Although evil Stephan could take me to poundtown. Then again Tyler is hot and Klaus is evil sexy. I would fuck the entire cast honestly. Even Alaric and Jeremy.
The maid was hot, I loved when she bit off that guy's dick. Tate was so bipolar awesome. Next season its a new house and a new cast.
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 9, 2012 - 4:59pm
"@averydoll: I hadn't facebooked ya but I found you on the ole' Twatter. You now have 1 new follower. Congratz."
I noticed. Thanks. Be prepared for dull Tweets! I followed back because I'm pretty awesome like that.
mattmicheliworl...
from Austin, TX is reading The Catcher in the RyeFebruary 9, 2012 - 5:00pm
@averydoll...Niiice.
Nick Wilczynski
from Greensboro, NC is reading A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. MartinFebruary 9, 2012 - 9:15pm
I wanted to do some reviews today, instead I got distracted and did that.
I've had like 3 anthology stories on my laptop for a week now, but I just haven't made much progress. Sorry.
aliensoul77
from a cold distant star is reading the writing on the wall.February 9, 2012 - 10:30pm
I hear Granny Gang Bangs are the new amputee porn.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 10, 2012 - 6:29am
@Nick: Now you see from my experience why you don't tell Avery anything.
Christopher Jar...
from New Mexico is reading On the RoadFebruary 10, 2012 - 7:01am
bah dah chss
avery of the dead
from Kentucky is reading Cipher SistersFebruary 10, 2012 - 7:07am
"Now you see from my experience why you don't tell Avery anything."
I was like, "Why? What'd I do?? It's so early!"
But then I was like, "Oh. Yeah. True."
Typewriter Demigod
from London is reading "White Noise" by DeLilo, "Moby-Dick" by Hermann Mellivile and "Uylsses" by JoyceFebruary 10, 2012 - 6:27pm
I feel so fucking proud of myself. I managed to find four streets where Benedict Cumberbatch almost definitly lives on, in under half an hour.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 10, 2012 - 6:42pm
Profunda Saint-...
from Calgary, AB is reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy SeriesFebruary 10, 2012 - 6:52pm
I like that the dog in the back is totally laughing at his wussy friends.
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 10, 2012 - 6:58pm
I didn't catch that. Brownie for you.
Boone Spaulding
from Coldwater, Michigan, U.S.A. is reading Solarcide Presents: Nova ParadeFebruary 14, 2012 - 9:22pm
*
Jose F. Diaz
from Boston is reading Wolf Hall by Hilary MantelFebruary 12, 2012 - 12:40am
I heard another person died because of cocaine. I forget who.
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Utah
from Fort Worth, TX is reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtryFebruary 12, 2012 - 4:01pm
I wonder if Bobby Brown is proud of himself today.
I watched a bit of Harold and Kumar with my class. I've had a revelation.
American Gay Humour= Lol, a gay person is hitting on the hero. ie. H&K
British Gay Humour= Lol, two guys live with each other and have massive sexual tension but aren't gay (which they totally are) ie. Sherlock.
Danish Gay Humour= Lol, two same sex straight people got drunk and fucked. ie....uh, idontknow.jpg
Dulouz tip toes in, in an attempt to silently claim the last post. Could it be so simple?
Fuck no.
Demigod gives Dulouz a Chelsea Smile.
are those some kind of backwards Siamese Bunnymen?
...and Dulouz falls to the ground, with his new-found, ultra-wide smile, and dies...but not before scrawling out in the grass "Typewriter Demigod", in his own red blood...
(and even in death, he feels revels in the glory of the last post)
heh, fair enough.
@Meaty it's a screen shot from a game called Lugaru, where you play as anthropomorphic bunnys and kill each other. It's ghoulish, but really fun.
Hahaha Jack. I often think Jack and Phil have amazing chemistry, too bad they aren't gay, I think they would complete each other.
That would truly be a Jerry McGuire moment.
I can even picture the big sloppy man kiss and Phil lifting Jack in his arms, "You complete me" and Jack goes "Ditto".
I think you are mixing your movies.
Then the righteous brothers starts to play as they sit over a ceramics urn. Whoopi goldberg is there for some reason and then he goes, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about literature, only you" and then they find out what Rosebud means and Old Yeller gets shot and Annie says the sun will come out tomorrow.
I will accept that only if they all die in the freezing ocean.
What the hell does Rosebud even mean? I never understood. I mean, I know it was his sled, but what, is his love for that single material object supposed to justify an entire life of short sighted materialism?
Exactly, nick! Like when Paris Hilton dies and calls out for Barbie.
@nk - it was a symbol of his childhood.
So Im not the only one unsure of Phil and Jacks FB shenanigans. I dont feel so bad now.
Thanks for all the LitReactors who have added me as a FB friend. I have been having a great time Facebook stalking you guys!
While it's been fun being stalked, it is a bit creepy catching you peeping into my living room window. Tough to hide a face that pale at night, but you could try.
I only come out at night - as evidence by the pale. I also have no reflection and have to photoshop all my pictures because I appear see-though.
Only at night. So you're more Vampire Diaries than Twilight.
I never sparkle.
Except I do have oddly white teeth. Which glare occasionally in direct light.
I win.
You Lost!
Actually the Vampire diaries guys can walk in sunlight because they have magic rings. Don't ask how I know that lol
Probably the same way I know. Your wife told you, right? I mean, your wife didn't tell me, but mine told me. Your wife told you, mine told me. About the rings. Yeah?
Sure, we will go with that lol Actually I like that show. Its like Buffy the Vampire Slayer used to be. Plus the vampires actually kill, the werewolves are cool and that one witch chick is awesome. She can start fires with her mind.
Drew Barrymore?
Plus everyone on the show is incredibly hot, men and women and there is lots of sex.
guys...guys! I found something really fucking funny. I got an email from a website, saying they'd give me a 5-6 page report on my manuscript for the fantastic, discount price of....$200. Fuck that. Why would I EVER need that when I have all of you guys?
Because I intentionally give bad advice at random. So do several other people. I won't say who, cuz I promised.
How can it be both intentional and random? Do you have control of it or not?
He does it intentionally, but chooses the victims out of a hat.
I've said too much.
Are you guys on team Stephen or team Damon?
Here's another show for you: An American Horror Story. Any of you folks watch it? It's a damn good show and the maid (when young) is one of the hottest actresses I've seen lately. But seriously, how long could you go on living in a house knowing that there are gay ghosts, a leather gimp having sex with your wife, who also happens to be a ghost, and your daughter is trying to off herself??? I think after the first season, I'd be out of there...
also, @averydoll: I hadn't facebooked ya but I found you on the ole' Twatter. You now have 1 new follower. Congratz.
alaric and JeremyTeam Damon all the way. Although evil Stephan could take me to poundtown. Then again Tyler is hot and Klaus is evil sexy. I would fuck the entire cast honestly. Even Alaric and Jeremy.
The maid was hot, I loved when she bit off that guy's dick. Tate was so bipolar awesome. Next season its a new house and a new cast.
"@averydoll: I hadn't facebooked ya but I found you on the ole' Twatter. You now have 1 new follower. Congratz."
I noticed. Thanks. Be prepared for dull Tweets! I followed back because I'm pretty awesome like that.
@averydoll...Niiice.
I wanted to do some reviews today, instead I got distracted and did that.
I've had like 3 anthology stories on my laptop for a week now, but I just haven't made much progress. Sorry.
I hear Granny Gang Bangs are the new amputee porn.
@Nick: Now you see from my experience why you don't tell Avery anything.
bah dah chss
"Now you see from my experience why you don't tell Avery anything."
I was like, "Why? What'd I do?? It's so early!"
But then I was like, "Oh. Yeah. True."
I feel so fucking proud of myself. I managed to find four streets where Benedict Cumberbatch almost definitly lives on, in under half an hour.
I like that the dog in the back is totally laughing at his wussy friends.
I didn't catch that. Brownie for you.
*
I heard another person died because of cocaine. I forget who.
I wonder if Bobby Brown is proud of himself today.